Necromaxxing?

I swear I’m not trolling here, /fashion/. I’m on a harsh antibiotic regimen to get rid of a nasty infectious disease, and the drugs are really taking a toll on me. I have dark ass circles under my eyes, which are constantly bloodshot. My skin is sallow and sickly, and I’m noticing a bit more hair shedding than I normally have. But instead of stressing over this, I’ve decided to embrace it and see just how corpselike I can look. Both for self-deprecating laughs, in order to stop stressing about it, and for sympathy from others towards a man who is visibly ill.

What styles can I wear to evoke "this dude is really sick"? What other things can make me look like absolute shit (on a temporary basis – nothing permanent). Shoes / accessories?

Please help me achieve Resting Lich Face.

22 thoughts on “Necromaxxing?

    • Anonymous says:

      Do you think black collared shirts, rumpled with the sleeves rolled haphazardly up, would work? I’m 30 and too old to go full goth.

      >my skin tone is ghoulish
      Do you live in an overcast part of the world? Any vitamin deficiencies?

      don’t wash your hair,
      try to get some black mold to reek of death

      >don’t wash your hair,
      Sounds good so far

      >try to get some black mold to reek of death
      One of the reasons I’m doing this is for sympathy, because I’m genuinely exhausted all the time but still look normal enough for people to not realize how hecked up I am. Smelling gross wouldn’t generate sympathy. But I like your line of reasoning.

      • Anonymous says:

        >Do you think black collared shirts, rumpled with the sleeves rolled haphazardly up, would work?
        Of course it would
        >Do you live in an overcast part of the world? Any vitamin deficiencies?
        No to the overcast part, it’s usually pretty sunny and very hot here. I did have a vitamin D deficiency last time I got my blood checked. I stay inside all day.

  1. Anonymous says:

    Lose weight. Be underweight. Dress all in black in old fashioned clothing that makes you look like you were buried in the Victorian era. Consider applying some white powder to your face, but not so much that it’s noticeable to others. If powder falls from your face and onto your clothes, people will think you’re a loser for trying to look ill. Avoid the sun as much as possible. Consider dying your hair darker to highlight the whiteness of your skin.

  2. Anonymous says:

    instead of smelling gross and like actual death maybe try something that smells very clinical, like something in a hospital.

      • Anonymous says:

        gin smells clinical, I know some people already use it as aftershave.
        For resting lich face tho I’d go with applying a small amount of eyeshadow under you eyes to accentuate bags, you’ll also probably want something to dry out your lips, or at least take some color out of them.

        • Anonymous says:

          >you’ll also probably want something to dry out your lips, or at least take some color out of them.
          Like lipstick? As a dude?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Wear black, that was said already, but try to get pieces that are visibly oversized, longer at cetera, mainly to make your body silhouette as indistinguishable as possible. Try distressed and ripped fabrics. Works best paired with being pale and underweight.

    • Anonymous says:

      Holy shit that’s perfect. Is that adorable corpsewaifu sporting heroin chic? Or just doing her own thing?

      https://i.imgur.com/KUu8ypC.jpg

      >nothing permanent
      Come now, you gotta wear shit down enough for them to turn ragged

      Tips on artificially wearing down my clothes? How do I make it look organic?

      • Anonymous says:

        >wearing down my clothes
        Pull on them more often and more aggressively than one usually would. Corpse chick is a ghost.

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