Name a better opening. Protip: You can't. Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous Name a better opening. Protip: You can't.
Arms and the man I sing, who, forced by fate
And haughty Juno's unrelenting hate,
Expelled and exiled, left the Trojan shore.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams
>Name a better opening.
dharma-kṣhetre kuru-kṣhetre samavetā yuyutsavaḥ
māmakāḥ pāṇḍavāśhchaiva kimakurvata sañjaya
Dhritarashtra said: O Sanjay, after gathering on the holy field of Kurukshetra, and desiring to fight, what did my sons and the sons of Pandu do?
"Call me Ishmael"
Absolute WHINO (whale kino)
HE POSTED IT AAAAAHHHHH HE POSTED IT HE POSTED THE PARAGRAPH AHAHAHAHA HE DID IT HE SO BASEDLY DID IT WOOHOOHOOO AHAHAHAHA OHOHOHOHOHOHO AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HE POSTED IT AAAAAHHHHH HE POSTED IT HE POSTED THE PARAGRAPH AHAHAHAHA HE DID IT HE SO BASEDLY DID IT WOOHOOHOOO AHAHAHAHA OHOHOHOHOHOHO AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HE POSTED THE PARAGRAPH
the absolute state of this board
Pardonez-moi, he ALLUDED to "that" paragraph
nigga shut up
all the science man needs is here
The horrible conclusion which had been gradually obtruding itself upon my confused and reluctant mind was now an awful certainty. naggers could be here.
>HPL, The beast in the cave.
was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made. And he spoke to them, propounding to them themes of music; and they sang before him, and he was glad.
For a long while they sang only each alone, or but few together, while the rest hearkened; for each comprehended only that part of the mind of Ilúvatar from which he came, and in the understanding of their brethren they grew but slowly. Yet ever as they listened they came to deeper understanding, and increased in unison and harmony.
And it came to pass that Ilúvatar called together all the Ainur and declared to them a mighty theme, unfolding to them things greater and more wonderful than he had yet revealed; and the glory of its beginning and the splendour of its end amazed the Ainur, so that they bowed before Ilúvatar and were silent.
I have seen three pictures of the man.
Once, long ago, before money had been invented, a certain male beaver named Cadbury lived within a meager dam which he had constructed with his own teeth and feet, earning his living by gnawing down shrubs, trees and other growth in exchange for poker chips of several colors.
The train came out of the long tunnel into the snow country.
I liked the dark tower series opening line
>the man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed
a scream echoes across the skies
it's "A screaming comes across the sky", delete this post you moronic pseud
>No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.
Dragon’s breath! Fire split up the night sky; and out of the darkness silence a screaming erupted across the blue–black heavens. From the center of the fire–lick a speck of silver and gray careered across the horizon, finally losing its sidewise drive, and began to fall. A stone in the sky.
Sliding down the backdrop of the billion stars, the speck hurtled toward the dark world below, spewing fire and flowers of black smoke, oily smoke, from its drive tubes.
>Name a better opening.
>Protip: You can't.
In the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful.
Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el hielo.
Sqat'legh, his hands akimbo, looked upon the scream crossing the space-sky. His eyes burned from the loudness.
Genesis is pretty awe-inspiring if read right
Meaning, with sound effects and music to tell you which feelings to feel and when. The equivalent of a laugh track. Why don't you try something challenging that you'd have to meet halfway.
And the Scrolls have foretold, of black wings in the cold, That when brothers wage war come unfurled! Alduin, Bane of Kings, ancient shadow unbound, With a hunger to swallow the world! - Song of the Dragonborn.
EN UN LUGAR DE LA MANCHA
I sat there with Sally.
We sat there, we two.
And I said, "How I wish
We had something to do!"
>In the beginning
Pretty redundant way to start a story.
>God created the heavens and the earth
Huge spoiler for no apparent reason.
Would not read.