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Jìng kāng chǐ, yóu wèi xuě;
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Chinese isn't monosyllabic.
Character != word
Chinese sounds so ugly.
>Mention the chinese in any context near latin americans
>someone compulsively starts saying "bing bong bang chang zao ping li pao fa liao gang gao"
I fricking love this region.
I don't speek asian, but all those cacti are native to America
>Let us ride our chariots through the Helan Pass,
>There we shall feast on barbarian flesh and drink the blood of the Xiongnu.
What is it with China and cannibalism.
Subhuman language
moron alert!
>wanted to replace Chinese with Cyrillic
You’re more so the Mao chinkjak than me
They're not wrong. Chinese (Mandarin) is arguably the most parodied and ridiculed language in the world. If you disagree, tell me something as iconic as "ching chong" when it comes to making fun of another language.
i would say that mocking Japanese by replacing Rs with Ls predates ching chong by a wide margin. It even made a big comeback in the 80s during the economic boom. ching chong has, from what i can tell, only been around since the advent of the internet.
Cantonese is also pretty up there, because in addition to chingchongs they also inadvertently make words with hilarious meanings in English like Fat Long wiener or whatever
Ditto for Koreans, they were lucky to fly under the radar back when people were less PC, if the mainstream had discovered them earlier they'd have never lived down shit like Kim Suck Bum, No Dong Dang, etc
Korean doesn't sound bad. It looks clunky when Romanized, but it has a flowiness to it when spoken because consonants carry over to the next syllable like in French.
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Mandarin really does sound awful. I wish that the chinese spoke jap instead, then they'd sound much more civilized. Call me a weeb if you want but you have to admit that it just sounds better.
subjective. I would understand why native English speakers would hold a preconceived negative outlook on Tonal languages but to me, places like Vietnam have a sort of musical element to their clunky languages that's appealing to me.
I guess Hong Kong has at least proven that tonal languages are at minimum tolerable in international pop culture with their movie industry.
It’s awful because it’s a guttural, high-context language. People think it’s awful because they have a rational evolved disgust response to disgusting behaviour, and it’s a disgusting language spoken by largely disgusting people with poor manners, norms and habits.
are you absolutely sure you're not projecting your own insecurities, anon? could it be that you think of yourself what you just said, during your emotionally low moments?
Ok Chang.
>omg they should speak like my heckin japanarinos!
As much as i disagree with Xi's outlook on the world he's fricking obviously in a whole different league than Hirohito.
Hirohito was a Japanese Nicholas II with zero actual power beyond symbolism, automatically born into his position of power and used as nothing but a figurehead for the military junta that actually ran things in Japan.
Xi manually clawed his way up from being a post-cultural revolution disgraced teenage farm laborer to being the iron-fisted autocrat of the world's largest population.
Xi's ideology is pretty dangerous to the world at large, i dislike Authoritarianism in general but to compare him to Hirohito's personality and accomplishments would be an insult to Xi.
If anything, Hideki Tojo would be a more apt comparison to Xi. Both men are quite similar in that they possess unwavering belief in their ideologies and enormous work ethics more reminiscent of robots than human beings.
Ugh, the Japanese are completely secondary to China in the areas of culture and religion, besides, there are also Yankee slaves, but damn it, their island language is many times more beautiful and understandable than this Chinese verbiage