Opting out is not an option. They will allow you to use whatever pronouns you wanta, but it obviously can't be offensive (no nig/ger, was/were, etc.). What is something I can use while not getting fired for it?
My work is rolling out mandatory pronouns in our signature line
Imagine working for the joo.
Nigga do yo have no skills?
Are you scared of a challenge?
Of adversary?
Do you not have the capital?
This is all borders day bs. Make Wut you make and sell Wut you can. If you can’t make shit then move to Canada, they have gov sponsored suicide.
Make a difference or fuck off
Yes memeflag, keep supporting "the joo" with your taxes. You know that deep down it pleases you, you disgusting fuck.
>Opting out is not an option.
Quit your job. COVID should have taught you that you can't be held captive by your job or they'll make you inject experimental gene therapy. Otherwise you're just a homosexual promoting tranny shit.
Imagine the old ayrans prancing their retarded incel future LULZners around telling everyone they will be kangz.
Not all you stupid retards will be winners. Power is taken not given. Fucking grow up and take what you can you spreed out idiots.
Y’all are fucking retards frfr no cap
Aryan is capitalized you insufferable sodomite.
Quit. Woke businesses are going broke at a rapid rate.
she/her
obviously
Whatever happened to Mr., Mrs., and Ms. ?
McHe/McHim
Just don't do it. If they complain tell them it violates your deeply held religious beliefs. Start looking for another job. If fired find a lawyer who won't charge you unless he gets you a settlement.
If you comprehend what “signature” means, essentially, “provide the forensic for idenity” pull your dick out and drop your load on the paper. Or use a finger print. Reading comprehension level winrar.
>why yes my pronoun is
Jiz/jer
Pis/per
At least we're not speaking German!
>internally screaming
He/hee
Gotta make constant Micheal Jackson refs/puns though
Aw fug you thought of it first! Nice one.
This is the one I'm going with if nothing better comes up
"No pronouns. Please refer to me directly, by name."
Would My Lord/His Majesty be considered offensive?
Or just make up nonsense word like xerklglop/Eeekorzoopla
If they ask what language say you identify as a starseed and they are of the language of your homeworld
Remember to complain to HR when people don’t use your pronouns
Identify as a Rabbi and become untouchable.
Dom/daddy
Master/massa
Dom should fly
zero width space
it/that
We/Us
Dim/Wit
Chin/Knees
Arse/Hole
Woof/Meow
Hee/Hee (an ode to Michael Jackson)
Fuck/Off
Oh, how about
we/us/ours
commies
You're missing the point of the we/us/our pronouns. It forces the speaker to be directly involved in the delusion in a way no other pronouns can touch. It's genius really.
>"Anon is in the breakroom eating our lunch. We are having soup today"
Seriously, think about it. It's hilarious.
Dork/nerd
Him/He
Report anyone who gets it wrong to HR
How about I/Me and automatically delegate all your work
Do it or else wagie. Can’t wait until they force whites to add BLM stuff to their signature.
pol/biz in my case
>but it obviously can't be offensive
>was/were
How the fuck is that offensive? Is it culturally appropriating the dead?
>not having Yee/Haw pronouns
You are fucking up.
male/male
N/A
Make up a new one that can't possibly be pronounced then sue when people can't pronounce it.
Something like;
"QXLPHFYRQ" might work.
just use she/her and still act like a man, call any woman at work that is bothered by it as transphobe.