My shift starts soon. Ask me anything, Mashallah.

My shift starts soon.

Ask me anything, Mashallah.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    My pleasure.
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  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you hate gays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My manager is gay. So no.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone reported your manager for being gay?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no date
    I believe that you work at chick-fil-a, but why bother with a timestamp at all?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >half the staff are homosexuals
        probably because the law says you cant discriminate against people, but i guess homos want to work there because they think they are "owning le nazis" or something

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the laws say you csnt discriminate

          CFA 100% discriminates. If you are not christian, there is a 0% chance you will ever make it to corporate or be a store operator.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you are not christian, there is a 0% chance you will ever make it to corporate or be a store operator.
            i dont think discrimination laws apply to promotions, only to whether you will be hired or not. too bad these laws dont seem to matter for technical jobs, you will never be hired if you are a straight white male

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does CFA's definition of "Christian" include Catholics?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              Do you guys want a hear a CFA blackpill?

              Yes, but if CFA had to choose between giving a store to a Protestant or a Catholic, they are choosing the protestant.

              What do you order from CFA? Any tips on how to order the most amount of food while spending as little as possible?

              My order is mac and cheese, shits bomb. I never order chicken. Nothings wrong with it, it's just i'm overexposed to chicken so I don't order it.

              Always order nuggets, 12 or 30 pieces. I barely count the 12 piece and never count the 30 piece. CFA nuggets are actual pieces of chicken so it's hard to count them. A 30 piece on average probably has 35-40 nuggets in it lol.

              I feel like the customers are probably nicer at CfA vs. McDo

              Customers are shit everywhere tbh.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you guys want a hear a CFA blackpill?
                I'm listening

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The management actually supports LGBTQ+ ideology and only pretends to be devout Christian for marketing purposes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly not too surprising. Not saying that I completely believe you because you're some random anonymous homosexual on LULZ, but corporate America has by-and-large shifted in that direction on a massive scale in the last ten years.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's great, now I don't have to feel bad about craving those chicken sandwiches.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                dont hijack my thread you niggger

                >Do you guys want a hear a CFA blackpill?
                I'm listening

                CFA higher ups feel so much white guilt that they are making a majority of new owner/operators black. CFA only give out 100 operators spots a year out of a applicant pool of 20,000 and the new operators are SO disproportionately black. Literally google "chick fil a operator" and go to google images and see how many black people you see.

                This image wasn't just for show (the CEO of CFA cleaning some black mans shoe as a apology for past injustices towards black people). The company actually believes heavily in reparations.

                Thoughts on Chik-fil-a’s breakfast? I’ve always enjoyed it.

                meh

                Tell me about the data analysis from collection to production. Is it based on trends from previous hours or the same day last week? Does the system ever tell you to make 14 chicken sandwiches but it's wrong and they go cold? I am fascinated by the complexity of the computational tools used only in service of pumping out fried chicken. Please tell me about it

                I dont work in corporate, but the predictive algorithms for projecting future sales for the day has a margin of error of like +-0.5%. Is scary accurate.

                Data is collected at almost every stage in production automatically but decisions on how much food to put in the fryer is all human. Computers dont do that (Yet).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this kills the cfa

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which part of what I say? the super affirmative action part?

                I truly have never seen a AA campaign as aggressive as the one CFA uses for owner/operators. Those spots are so competitive and they are basically a guaranteed way personally take home $500,000 a year in salary doing jack shit as a owner/operator. It's crazy how they are doing selection now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yea it will lead to decline, cfa will lose whatvsets them apart from any other chain

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, trust me, the operators who a running CFAs are VETTED. Its a 0.5% accept rate for a reason. They are basically perfect humans no matter the race (god fearing, heterosexual married couples with kids, community service members, young, hard working, would sacrifice their firstborn for the company, educated, republican, etc).

                The black operators that run CFAs are the type of black people you would let take your white daughter to prom. They are the type of people who would make you say "I hate n-words, but he's one of the good ones". They really are qualified.

                CFA looks at their restaurants as "community investments" and want their operators to act as community leaders in the area. The rationale of having most new operators be minorities is that corporate wants to "invest in communities that need help" so they are building more in areas with minorities and have more minority operators. Its weird but CFA doesn't act like a regular company, they legit believe in woke politics and operate as such.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're giving off some deep scientology vibes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just telling you what's up in the mind of CFA corporate. It's basically a cult.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >woke
                I mean race blind good works focused social policies were biblefags bread and butter before crticial theory was ever a thing. Same reason behind those churchgroups who decided we needed millions of refuges

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you are not christian, there is a 0% chance you will ever make it to corporate or be a store operator.
            based

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a Mormon. Am I fucked for being CFA management?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literal 0% chance. That's basically like saying you're muslim.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's racist against Mormons. Deseret Farms ham is better than your shitty chicken job anyway. And it's free.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one gives a fuck homosexual, go slice your throat for your garden gnome overlords

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mormons aren't people.

                We (CFA) are Gods chosen people.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe real people honestly just don't give a shit. It's a company that sells chicken. The only people that care are Christians and you.
          The only reason they ever even said something is because American Christians are gullible and easy to manipulate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        that's the third post

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you agree that gay people should not be discriminated against?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard you guys make $20/hr in the Midwest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. You'll make like 15% more than working at your local mcdicks.

      If mcdonald in your area pays 10, you'll probably get 11.50 (it's not worth it btw).

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    What is your work environment like? All the CFA near me are insanely packed every day, what kind of volume does your location do? How is the pay? Do you have staffing issues?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is your work environment like?
      Insanely busy. We are chronically understaffed (CFA is very selective about who they hire, they are looking for a type of person [smart, needs money, friendly, hardworking]) The thing is these type of people dont work fast food unless they fill the second criteria. The only type of people who will fit these requirements are high-achieving highschoolers. The problem is they can't work in the kitchen (because they aren't 18) and they will leave to go to college when they turn 18. The kitchen is chronically understaffed which makes shit hectic. The interview process is also longer than average for a job like fast food. You'll do about 3 rounds and meet the owner who is always a borderline insane super conservative christian man who is literally obsessed about the company.

      >All the CFA near me are insanely packed every day, what kind of volume does your location do?
      15 million a year.

      >How is the pay?
      10-15% better than mcdonald's for double the work.

      >Do you have staffing issues?
      Yup.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Do you have staffing issues?
        >Yup.
        well yeah who's gonna work for a fag longer than 2 weeks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everywhere has it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the customers are probably nicer at CfA vs. McDo

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bro
    Grab me a spicy deluxe meal with a lemonade and a 4 piece tendies with honey mustard
    Do I have any questions? Ya. Fuck you?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ask me anything
    I asked for chow mein! NOT half chow mein and half rice, you DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you order from CFA? Any tips on how to order the most amount of food while spending as little as possible?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Chik-fil-a’s breakfast? I’ve always enjoyed it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about the data analysis from collection to production. Is it based on trends from previous hours or the same day last week? Does the system ever tell you to make 14 chicken sandwiches but it's wrong and they go cold? I am fascinated by the complexity of the computational tools used only in service of pumping out fried chicken. Please tell me about it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like your question so i'm going to keep going. I dont think the CFA system will ever be able to predict what food to make down at a micro time scale (say, 5 minutes) because the pace of the restaurant changes so quickly. Also, I dont reallt see it to be worth it. It's so much faster to just look at how many people are in line, how much food you have left, and just call out to the cooks for much food they should make. The amount of food we waste is pretty small ($50-$100 a day in food out of $40,000 we do a day). So I dont really see the implementation of a system like this to be that beneficial.

      Also, this idea of using ML to predict when to make food also becomes useless when you realize we can't even make enough food to keep up with orders to begin with, so why use AI to tell us how to save food when we can't make enough in the first place.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great point. Also it always seems like customers will sit in line no matter how long it is. Seems like the real effort is put into getting orders in/cards swiped as quick as possible. At that point you're stuck waiting for that sweet chicken.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really love seeing all the employess wearing fitting clothes, speaking clearly and smiling, yes/no sir/ma'am, hellos, have a nice day etc.

    it's good that there's at least one last place where people behave normally

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