My rich boyfriend wants me to meet his parents but I never made him meet my parents to be fair my dad is still probably in jail and my mom is dead but...

My rich boyfriend wants me to meet his parents but I never made him meet my parents to be fair my dad is still probably in jail and my mom is dead but still I don't think they'd like me I used to be an exotic dancer I was never one of those really manly looking ones with all those nasty tattoos but like I still was one if I go how do I deflect questions about my past?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    just lie and said you worked as something else, could say you were a dance instructor or something

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    you don't have to tell people you were a stripper and it will probably never come up

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      just lie and said you worked as something else, could say you were a dance instructor or something

      Until one of her former clients spots her and then she has to explain why this smelly old dude knows her by name.
      Bonus points if one of her former clients is related to the rich boyfriend

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        That would be funny but extremely unlikely

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I also used to turn tricks so my clients extended quite a bit

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you were a bar tender.... or waitress

      both of those are pretty close to the truth I'll say that

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just say you were a bar tender.... or waitress

  4. 5 days ago
    fatty-bo0m-batty

    Just say you used to earn tips doing bottle service. Also, how come every time I've been to a strip club, at least one dancer has tried to me into the VIP lounge? One of them was like, "there are condoms in the VIP lounge..."

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      the clubs you have been to are way nicer then the ones I used to dance at lol I can't tell you how many times some asshole groped me without paying or even threw on me

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        *up

      • 5 days ago
        fatty-bo0m-batty

        :/ That's gross, and it's unfortunate you had to deal with that. I haven't been to a lot of clubs, but the ones I have been to, usually the dancers picked me first, and they almost always have offered to let me touch them.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          well I gave like private dances to people sometimes too but the clubs I used to dance at were pretty you know

          • 5 days ago
            fatty-bo0m-batty

            So I'm guessing my experience wasn't' typical? I've seen some pretty skeezy clubs, and I never went back to them; you can tell something's off when the girl who greets you at the door is pissed off and doesn't even say hello to you.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              ya but it was like skeezy and then some like borderline brothel territory basically like a lot of the girls I used to work with have gone missing or have been killed

              • 5 days ago
                fatty-bo0m-batty

                :0 wtf? Were you working at a club in Jaurez or something?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                well this is when I still used to live in Michigan when I was 17-18 years old

              • 5 days ago
                fatty-bo0m-batty

                That makes sense. Some spots in the midwest like Detroit and Chicago are pretty dicey

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I fucking hate Michigan I'm sorry I never want to go there again

              • 5 days ago
                fatty-bo0m-batty

                Don't be sorry; if you had a miserable experience there, you don't actually have to go back. I feel the same way about the town I went to high school in

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                one of the things I did take from my time there is when ur a stripper or you turn tricks on one hand it gives you a very jaded pessimistic outlook on life but it also gives you a lot of will power to just be able to push through things without getting overwhelmed

              • 5 days ago
                fatty-bo0m-batty

                I can easily relate to that. I already have a jaded outlook on life just because of my life experiences and the difficulties I've had attempting to relate to people. Living the sort of life you used to, though, you're only interacting with people who're solely interested in what your body can provide as opposed to who you are, you know?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ive been raped pretty violently before and it didn't even phase me that much as it was happening

              • 5 days ago
                fatty-bo0m-batty

                That's pretty fucking terrifying.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                my own inner emptiness sometimes scares me

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm really surprised it wasn't raided by the fib or some shit because a lot of girls like me started when we were underage and there were just all types of illegal shit going on

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                fbi*

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Exotic dancer - is awesome.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    How did you manage to land a rich dude OP? Does he know about your past?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      oh ya he knows

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      and how I met him well I moved to New York with one of my girlfriends and I just got pushed into all these new social circles and stuff and I met him and he was a friend of a friend and we just hit it off

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    once a hoe always a hoe, be an honest person for once in your life

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