My parents are about to kick me out and I have only have $2k to my name. How can I turn it into $10k within the next 30 days? Please I’m desperate I don’t want to live on the street.
My parents are about to kick me out and I have only have $2k to my name.
Cut your nails ffs
Be real. The only proper and efficiently play remaining is to kill yourself. Think about it. It will only get worse so it is the only way to prevent the future (and current) pain and suffering. Be smart, do an hero, not a zero. Protip: you can go out on the streets and buy 20 sleeping pills from a rando pusher and down them with a bottle of vodka. Or if that is not convenient enough you can always just use a blade. Remember though cut ALONG the veins, NOT vertically
BBBYQ
you belong in the streets!
2k is enough to get by if you’re not a complete retard
That’s less than a month of rent where I live.
Fuck yourself.
Well then congrats on moving to a new, cheaper area. Drag out the eviction process for as long as possible while saving as much as you can till you get legally evicted.
I need a femboy. You can come live with me. I might not be the best looking but I'm decent daddy who mostly just keeps to himself. So you'd be like my son, and I'd let you stay until you got back on your feet. As little or as much social interaction as you want (probs little). If son asked dad for advice I could help you find a path, talk about LULZness ideas etc. Tbqh I was kicked out of the house too in my 20's. It does make a man stronger, and if you are a man and not a femboy you should not be scared but embrace the danger and go get it. Treat it like an RPG. But if you are a femboy on the other hand, come get shielded by wolf daddy >:3
There are guys out there who really offer this. The catch on average is that most of them who are willing to do this are not that attractive. If that doesn't bother you then this is a way for young males to survive. I have an opportunity to do this but I am struggling to get intimate with men that I am not attracted to. There is not a lot of info out there for gay sugar babies / boys.
Living in the streets will be good for your health, just look at your fat fingers.
Kneepads you homosexual moron. Could've been sucking dick before your parents kicked you out
Is pic rel why amerimutts shit their pants all the time?
more or less. We aren't even the most obese country anymore though I think we should just start referring to fats as their own breed
2k is more than enough to move out I got kicked out at 18 and had to buy an apartment with my next paycheck of like 600$
imagine having no job and 2k on name
got kicked out
Brutal
id kick you out too why are you leeching off your parents and not working? my own dad fired me as his construction laborer knowing full well I had a car payment and rent to pay
homosexual, don't have kids if you aren't prepared to provide for their entire existence
>t-take care of me as an adult forever
No
Do Americans actually eat like this?
Jesus Christ no wonder you're all fat and stupid.
I wish US mcdonalds had this slop. Somehow bugmen got this and we didn't.
GOYSLOP...respect ma slop
>30 days
Acquire job. Limousine driver is a good one if you can find it. 1400 a week, get to use the company car.
All in on mullen. Do it
invest that 2k into ads for your onlyfans and get more
Amerisharts are very generous when using the word "cheese" to describe this unnatural monstruosity
This isn’t America, though I wish it was. The Asians take our fast food to the next level. They even use kfc chicken skin as a burrito wrapper for fries
Are you serious? No one holds or buy XRP anymore
That looks amazing. 5-Star Goyslop.
Not sure how you would make that happen except when the memecoins were trending, which I made some good bucks and added them to my Sylo and Dash bag.
It's best to get a job while investing in projects that have good fundamentals
buy xrp
Why should I do that when GOB is about to change my life plebbitfag?
Brazil McDonald has a cheese dip, but I think this is Singapore McDonald’s based on the drumstick
>Only 2k to my name
>Best spend it on overpriced goyslop
No Ivan having a place to live isn't a israeli trick.
Don't get rekt chasing meme, playing the trading card game of GOB will pay you better dumbfag
MNI did a 3x some days ago. I'm sure you missed that. Perhaps you should hold for when the 10x comes.
the chances of doing a 5x in 30 days are minimal and youll lose your only cash reserves. get a job, get two jobs, dont spend any money you dont have to. move to a cheaper area since you clearly dont have the skills to get a job in yours which pays the cost of living.
I've been there. All you have to do is get a job. Ask your parents for more time and present a plan to save up money and look for a place. If they're not completely done with you they'll agree to give you some time as long as you keep the job and show them you're making an effort to save money and look for a new home. They want you to become independent which is why they're doing this. They might ask you to start paying some rent. Try to negotiate them down, or offer to pay a little more than they're asking in exchange for more time.