>my neovagina when the chaser isn't six feet tall, doesn't have a six figure salary, and a six inch dick

>my neovegana when the chaser isn't six feet tall, doesn't have a six figure salary, and a six inch dick

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are you dating manlets?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >6 feet tall
    >6 figure salary
    >6 inch dick
    So you're saying that only Satan can satisfy you?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well stop putting sand in there before you frick poor manlets

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cis women can afford to be picky. You can't

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing lube exists?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >six inches
    Isn't that just standard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      depends on population, worldwide average is about 13.5cm, or 5.3 inches

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thats a lie
        ive never seen a dude sub 7 and have a very high mileage ass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up. Demon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you bring a ruler to sex, you have no idea what a 7inch is.
          >7inch is like 0.9%

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >has bf with 7 inch wiener that i saw next to a ruler
            it's like i won the lottery...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thats just china and india bringing the average down

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          homie, even on Africa as a whole the average is about 5 in
          Like a couple of Latin American countries and France have the big guns.
          >also Japan, Korea and India are the biggest offenders

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neoveganas dont lubricate, glad you understand biology well done.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The spice must flow

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    your neovegana no matter what, sis

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they leak precum from the urethra post op. you'll find they're "squirters"

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just missing the six figure salary, it's so over bros..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      work harder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I work 60 hours a week

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          then work smarter

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'M TRYING

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm exactly 6 inches erect and have a 6 figure salary engineering job but I'm only 5'10.
      Though also this is probably a larp thread since srs veganas don't self-lubricate. And I don't really date anymore anyway. And even back when I still went outside and had girlfriends I wouldn't intentionally be with a standards checklist haver, those people always were a pet peeve of mine.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    6 figures is kinda rare but 6' w 6" is probably not hard to find if ur pretty

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >neovegana
    Beggars can't be choosers.

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