>my grow house just got raided
Well fuck. There goes my 400k p/a business. I'm probably going to get arrested soon because the blokes that were inside will snitch. I have 150k cash. What should I do?
>my grow house just got raided
>my grow house just got raided
Well fuck. There goes my 400k p/a business. I'm probably going to get arrested soon because the blokes that were inside will snitch. I have 150k cash. What should I do?
you'll have to parlay with the emus
Go to Mexico
I don't have a passport I can't leave the country. I can just fuck off to really small towns though and live there. I've got a 4x4 with a long range tank I can do 1800km in one drive.
Go to Tasmania
Everyone got pretty retarded with the lockdown shit, but the Oceanic authorities really went full double retard with it.
>camping hundreds of miles out in the middle of nowhere
>SWAT team rappels from a helicopter to arrest you for not properly social distancing
Buy a boat. Sail your way to Thailand or something.
I read in Australia there is a town where every building is build strait underground due to the extreme heat on the surface. Seems like a good town to fuck off to
sorry but you're kinda fucked if you don't border any countries. well, if you haven't officially been arrested yet could you catch a flight?
thanks for reminding me to renew my passport.
Fuck off to Geraldton. If in doubt go NE from there. I hope you like abos.
Fuck off we're full.
Imagine being a career criminal without a plan
Imagine having to send your missus back to Thailand because abos are trying to kidnap and kill her. So much so they were waiting at the airport.
>Welcome to Geraldton.
>I hope you like abos
Even people who can tolerate abos get tired of them after a couple of months. Abos fatigue is getting worse with every generation of the little shits.
Passport ain't that hard to get. It'll take two weeks.
how would i know what to do? i’m just a chud. maybe quickly get on a plane and fly to some cheap country for a while at least
Hahahaha when they called and said “Ay mate were gettin rayded” what they meant was they were raiding it and selling it off.
Buy a boat and gtfo, ez
Nah I contacted the neighbours. Full police raid.
Lol imagine trying to do anything in this shithole besides flipping real estate
China is in weed
is the gov taking out competition for China?
https://www.themainewire.com/2023/11/triad-weed-illegal-chinese-marijuana-grows-are-all-over-maine/
No. The "manager" of the house got back on the ice and was running his mouth all over the place. Eventually his mouth got him raided.
Really shouldn't let druggos run anything mate, they're about as professional as their teeth look.
A successful enterprise is best operated by people who can keep their fucking mouth shut.
It's very possible you are fucked but if you skip town maybe you have a chance
>blokes that were inside will snitch
You haven't been retarded enough to give them your true identity, right anon?
There is no paper trail but they will name me. So my word against theirs.
lel, you should really pray then that glownaggers are launching another anom/sky "encrypted phone" honeypot and are seeking for aussie ambassadors again
Kill them before they get a chance to snitch.
Go to the police now and confess that they made you grow. That'll fucking show em
>no paper trail
>posts confession on pol
>no paper trail but they will name me
OK.
Deny everything, say that you did some work for them doing yard work before but you had a falling out and no longer work together.
buy 150,000 pens and use them to write more blog posts to post here
Sounds like you need Winston the Wolf.
You should post about it on the biggest monitored honey pot on the internet. Dont forget to admit guilt
you play the junkie card no matter what happens, you hear me retard? also throw away any spare keys or keys from warehouses. cops look at keys
I'm thinking about running right now. I have a normal life but I'm thinking of exiting everything and driving into the desert.
How do you play the junkie card exactly?
Do you have a copy of H.A Lindsay's The Bushmans Handbook? Howabout Richars Graves' Bushcraft. Don't die in the desert drugdealeranon.
get a fucking lawyer first and whatever they ask just reply with the junkie card
>why is x
im a drug addict
>im a drug addict
That actually works.
>I was desperate, your honour. With the Lord's help, I'll rid myself of this disease.
he wasnt in the fucking house, so hes innocent simple as. if any of these homosexuals talk, pay some albanian or whatever u have in australia to cut off fingers and ears
was the house in your name tho? u werent inside when it was raided so youre pretty much innocent
>inb4 the guys will talk
talk and they die
Not in my name
Cooper Pedy.
>Not in my name
youre fucking innocent then. end of the story.
>why is x at house
what house?
get a lawyer. and throw away spare keys. cops will look at your keys. if you have 15 keys and a house with 1 door its pretty obvious
Are you that chadfishing guy?
>I'm thinking about running right now
Godspeed Anon.
I also think about starting a new life. Not because of criminal charges, I just want to leave everything and go without a trace.
Should've lived in America.
I am so sorry, anon. Not everyone can be blessed with living next door to the loudest most narcissistic negroes on Earth (and also extremely lax enforcement in many states, esp as they collapse).
This is that homosexual I Did A Thing's fault. Isn't it.
Obviously get a fucking lawyer.
A good one
Why .. Like...I don't. I don't know how you do things over there but here everyone has a lawyer. Hopefully just as crazy as you
Not more. Not less.
time for a new season of better call saul
can i get a quarter?
Present yourself at a police station. Take the consequences now, or forever look over your shoulder.
>400k p/a
Don't be greedy.
I thought weed was legal in Australia.
Any way sounds like you're fucked.
Might want to get some good food and a motel room with a hooker (might have to use an alias) and some drugs and enjoy what little freedom you got left!
send all of the money to legitimate Palestinian charities anonymously
I think you should continue consulting anons, lawyers are overrated.
it's pretty much a US exclusive thing that lawyers don't have to snitch. pretty retarded on his part to consult lawyers before he even knows for sure he gets charged.
Even if that's the case in australia why would any criminal defense attorney destroy his practice over nothing?
Flee the country
Pay a boating captain to take you to Chile or something.
Stop breaking the law whats wrong with you?
Ditch your burner phone, move to the outback and start a new grow somewhere where you can steal electricity. I should think this is obvious, you're all descended from convicts.
>What should I do?
party
wild
life is too short to wait for anything
especially yours
Funny because you got a big fat rich bloke making millions off massive pirating of copyrighted materials
>I have 150k cash
move it elsewhere, to a friend or someone u trust. lol
Did you hide your stash under the floorboards?
Go to a different country and restart
Charter a boat to Papua New Guinea
You shouldn't be growing dooe and contributing to the mental health crisis in this country. Grow the fuck up, deserve everything you get. The police will hunt you till the end of the earth so just hand yourself in before put your face on the news and facebook pages. I have been to court when guys got caught growing and they get a slap on the wrist, unless it is a sophisticated operation and even then will talk you up and say how smart you are for setting up such an operation. The judges and police want people like you back on the street anyway because the whole law enforcement and judiciary system relys on non violent criminals like you. All they want is a large fine in other words a slice of your profits to keep the game going.
this guy has to be a total fucking absolute retard to get caught for this.
>house not in his name
>he wasnt there during the raid
its GGWP
Ok Boomer
Stfu cunt
This is a serious discussion
Not for retards like you sperging out with walls of txt.
lol as a Canadian who uses CBD oil and is reading this, this is just hilarious.
Cigarettes are far worse.
Weed is like a multivitamin.
Just be yourself
but what if "being yourself" means spend 15 years in federal prison
Do you want to be yourself or not? If it's conditional, then I guess you don't. homosexual
but what if my reluctance of getting my butthole stretched three times a week for the next 15 years is part of my true self
Bury in in the bush and get it later m8.
Bros my phone is blowing up. Every cunt and his neighbour are calling me. Literally I've got neighbours calling me.
are you fucking retarded or larping? just read what i wrote and apply it. ignore everyone else here
Don't answer. You're on vacation.
and throw the fucking keys away
Turn your phone off retard. It's like you want to be caught.
Turn off your phone you retard. They will find you otherwise.
Great minds.
Hand yourself in immediatly before a manhunt is underway. You are seriously fucked cobber. I would walk out your front door with hands pointing to the sky and start walking to your local police station immediatley. Don't be a smart ass. The cells are incredibly uncomfy and full of aboriginals. Fuck you cunt. You have no idea how much paranoia and schizofrenia you have caused in this country criminal scum.
Cuck
Take the SIM out and turn off your phone off.
Dumb maori coon, curly headed face tatted big boned brown fucktard, go join a gang
Fuck off you little wanker, go cheat a cricket match.
Idiot, you have no idea how many aus cops are on this site, and how quick and easy it is to ID you
he's probably using private mode in his browser
We are allowed, we are an extremist think tank. We should not only have full immunity but we should all be getting paid for putting our thoughts into this honeypot.
Not just a meme
>but we should all be getting paid
LMAO you do it for free
Yeah and we have photo evidence of every one of them snorting lines of coke while in uniform.
they probably want to see if you have any weed left because its about to get dry
if this is unironic. MULTIPLE people in my family have served time for dealing drugs, including meth. one of them went to jail for growing weed. it sucks but you will get through it. being passive and polite can get you YEARS off your sentence. play your cards right, get a good lawyer.
I'd let ya camp out at the mine but it's 42c here today so you'd be better off in a cosy cell.
Lol, this is so weird to hear there are places weed is illegal.
>doing this shit without having a defense lawyer on retainer
OK I'm going dark. Seeya bros. Phone is getting microwaved and I'm leaving.
>OK I'm going dark. Seeya bros
Good luck weedfag
F
Good luck anon. Don't forget water lots of it
Besides the fact OP is obviously larping he would already be fucked. He got raided which most likely means they had a warrant and if he is really running the operation it's hard to imagine he is not identified and already been under surveillance since before the raid even happened and is still currently. It's all larp however.
you always get raided cause of a snitch tho. cops cant find shit on their own
Bali.
Get a boat and leave
was it worth it?
Well if you had a brain you wouldn't be posting this admission of guilt all over the internet you dumb Cuntaroo
Pull a Brenton Tarrant.
or come to Canada where weed is legal and we all do it.
give me the money, as soon as it rolls over, I'll give it back, trust me, I promise
Flee now
Probably was some pgr shite. You got what you deserved
Damn that fucking sucks if true. Sorry OP..
they all snitched but until you admit it or acknowledge any of it they still have to prove it. I don't know how Australian law works or doesn't but in order for the snitches to get off you have to be convicted. if you deny any knowledge and they can't directly tie you to it they did it in your house you had no knowledge aside from bringing this up on a honey pot. Go on vacation
Dont run.
Now make 10x more while they are busy. Get richer, buy gold and monero, stash. Then be nice in jail, read. And get out and take your money.
waht the fuck is monero
sounds like a chocolate bar
Time for Thailand brother. Rent a property by the beach and just relax. Go Laos first for a new bank account though.
Weed is illegal in Australia?
Selling weed is a no no, it’s taboo to be using but everyone knows people smoke it.
No the authorities are allowed to grow it. We have weed farms and people can buy it online with a doctors prescription for slight back pain or whatever but if you get caught driving etc your in shit, can't grow any plants at home etc. The law has been in a tyrannical set up for years now. If you pay taxes and jump through the hoops and have a license you get radio air time and have a hugely successful farm but if you grow a plant at home you get your door kicked in
Not only I'd weed illegal but also growing your own tobacco.
buy a sailboat and just sail around. you can catch fish for food and desalinate sea water with a solar still
Roll up the cash into wads with several silica moisture packets in the middle of the wad, then wrap up the wad in plastic wrap, place the plastic wrap cash wad into a mason jar, pop the lid on and bury the jar out in the bush. Divide the money between multiple jars for best results, and then hope that your country doesn't outlaw cash and adopt a CBDC by the time you get out of prison and dig it back up. Ezpz.
You would not believe how much moisture gets trapped in cash, so the silica packets are a must unless you want moldy cash when you dig it up.
You can also just store it somewhere near air conditioning, you fucking primitive
>store it somewhere near air conditioning
Anywhere near air conditioning puts it in range of confiscation, retard.
best bet is to get the fuck out of dodge. leave your cell phone and truck behind. shave any facial hair and trim your hair but don’t buzz it. good luck anon, lay low and don’t go anywhere too small or they’ll get you easily. you’re better off in a large town or really small city. you’ll be picked up on cameras so where a homosexual covid mask and shades. if you’re already clean shaven you’ll have to grow a beard.
>I have 150k cash. What should I do?
Tropical Mexico beach home.
Is Mexico that place where you get your head chopped off with a chainsaw for being in the wrong gang?
>Is Mexico that place where you get your head chopped off with a chainsaw for being in the wrong gang?
Yes,... do NOT join any gangs and they will leave you alone (mostly)
Unfortunately 150k doesn't even go that far in Mexico, he'd probably have to go to Nicaragua or Honduras
that's only 95k in freedom money btw
just move to thailand like everyone else does. from there become someone else and move somewhere else
Get rid of your cell phone, buy a new one, get someone with a private plane or boat to fly or boat you to the Phillipines or find some ol bloke of yours far away from your current place and stay there.
Other than that idk hop in a mama kangaroos pouch like a lil joey and sneak away to the outback m8
We're all gonna make it bruh
You know what you must do, bushman.
return to abo
By a mini RV and live on the road.
sorry anon, looks like you are going to do some time. just do it. no point going on the run over a few plants. how long can you really get for that anyway?
i knew someone in this country that had 90 plants in his house and all he got was 300 hours community service.
do you have a record? what are you likely to get if you plead guilty?
thing will turn around anon
at least you tried
Damn I wish I was cool like you.
Go grey and hide somewhere really remote in the Northern Territories. Find a swamp somewhere and shrekmaxx
Buy a gun that fits in your mouth snugly
Look up Christopher Houser Habeas Corpus on YouTube. Read it, may be of assistance.
The whole court game is rigged and fraudulent, and they make GSA bonds off your CQV trust in the private and then stick you with the taxes, which you don't know about and default on, which binds you to the case.
The case number is an account number and there are ways to report this to the IRS who will audit it and demand their money. Houser said folks with 5 year or less sentences get released once they do the court via mail thing with this Habe.
Good luck out there and best wishes anon.
Also:
>be Chris Houser
>get pulled over with weed
>go to jail/catch charge
>read TN constitution, Article 1 sec. 3
>"No man shall be compelled to attend a house of worship that goes against his conscience or minister"
>Houser friend tells him to look into DOJ
>DOJ seal says "For those who serve Justicia"
>Look up Justicia: Roman Goddess stolen from the Greek "Dyke" from isle of "Lesbo"
>Find out Judge's robes are for high priests of Justicia who burnt courtwood
>Call out the judge for being a pagan priest in a roman temple of worship
>"I'm a messianic israelite how DARE you bring me in here?!"
>Get case thrown out because religion
>Profit