My dick is all sore from masturbating. Should I cut it off?

My dick is all sore from jerking off. Should I cut it off?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when i get hard or cum my dick hurts for the next hour idgi it hasn’t even atrophied
    might get SRS just to get rid of the sensation of erections fr

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    let me suck it

  3. 1 year ago
    Selena

    Why are you using your dick?
    Good girls use their imagination and their holes <3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i did that and its worse than edging

      • 1 year ago
        Selena

        I think you mean better than edging.
        It's like edging but with your butt, edging closer and closer to a massive orgasm that hits you all over in waves

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i always get to exhausted before i get to orgasm ._.

          • 1 year ago
            Selena

            Same, but that's the punishment for playing with your holes alone. If you want to cum you need a man to make you cum. Duh.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            even then i get exhausted, that shit takes leg strength

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Getting a bf requires being cute

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It absolutely does not.
            Most guys are desperate and will date any cis or trans girl who gives them a slight amount of positive attention.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i want chad though not some desperate represser

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >not cute and demands the highest quality most attractive boyfriend
            Seems a bit unrealistic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            okay, how about an older man almost twice my age who is in reasonable shape?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 36 and not overweight, so yeah. Probably doable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cool
            i'll get back to you when my bmi is less than 20

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes >:)

  5. 1 year ago
    bagel

    >jerking off
    were you molested or something? why would you do this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If anything never jerking off would be a sign of sexual abuse history.
      Normal people jerk off unless they're in a relatioship (and even then they might still jerk off sometimes).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Normal dick havers are coomers, yeah.
          Never jerking off is a clue someone has something wrong with their brain.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sexual assault trauma may result in either asexuality or hypersexuality.

          • 1 year ago
            bagel

            masturbation is hypersexuality
            if you need to coom more than once a week you're mentally ill

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    donate it to a pooner in need

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really need a dick? It'd probably get boring pretty quickly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have no dick and I must goon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if you sit on my lap facing forward instead of towards me you can play with my dick between your legs and it'd seem like if it was your own dick.
          Probably drugs of some sort would help reinforce the illusuion and you could even get phantom sensations from it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to molest bagel so bad
    I would unload in her at least twice a day

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