My dad just saw my pussy and laughed and said "That's my girl!"
quickest/easiest way to kill myself?
My dad just saw my pussy and laughed and said "That's my girl!". quickest/easiest way to kill myself?
My dad just saw my pussy and laughed and said "That's my girl!"
quickest/easiest way to kill myself?
damn your dad sounds like a very supportive and progressive person for considering your axe wound a "pussy".
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what the actual fuck
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When your dad walks in on you masturbating, that's when you ask him to help.
I wasn't masturbating I was on my knees leaning down under my bed, wearing only an oversized shirt so he saw my everything
Like the rare time I'm careless about not having underwear
Lame dad he should have mounted you right there
That never happened. You are not a woman. You will never be a woman. Stop LARPing as a woman.
>wearing only an oversized shirt so he saw my everything
Why'd you wear NOTHING but an oversized shirt, you slob?
Also, can you recreate it and post the exact same view here? I need it for scientific reasons.
>My dad just saw my pussy and laughed and said "That's my girl!"
Ahahah! Based!
He probably saw your pussy when you were born, when he changed your diaper, etc... get over it.
Why are you ashamed of your pussy? Is it a cumdump?
Go show your mom your dick then moid
>Go show your mom your dick then moid
Ohohohoho! Why you mad, tho?
Nah, I'll show YOUR mom my dick (again).
Sorry but that's funny. They don't care at all.
Already happened and she laughed and said "nothing I didn't see before". Parents saw you naked all the time as a kid, it's no big deal.
Like father like daughter. Both of you are gross. Him for commenting on his daughter like that and you for being an attention whore about it.
You know he's probably going to masturbate to that mental image later, right?
Like I said, quickest and easiest way to kys myself?
He probably had a raging fucking erection for the next 3 hours or so. It's over for you.
Look at it this way, at least you're the object of a man's desires.
Not THAT man fucking hell
He has mom for that
He probably wants to fuck your tight young pussy rather than your mom's but it's taboo so he can't
yeah that's very uncomfortable but he's probably already forgot anything like that happened
Christ this has to be one of the shittiest thread I've seen in a while
honestly though
id say no offense to OP but, yeah.
He's your father, he probably saw you naked a million times when you were a kid. What's the problem?
Erection but also an erection.
can i see your vagane?
yet another good thread on LULZ.com
Troon fantasy that totally happened thread #3253260 (counting today only)
nubots will get this thread to triple figures, guaranteed.
post a voca, op.
Harmless joke, especially that you have no one but yourself to blame if you didn't wear any underwear. It happens. You aren't the first, nor last. It's not like he tries to fuck you.
This. Dad is based and op should be deciding to forget about it or seduce him, not killing herself
IF you are posting here you are an adult, move out? I can't understand why people want to stay at home, it wasn't very fun.
Maybe you had a shitty home. I'd rather not give half of my paycheck to rent, and half of that to bills.
Even still why would I want parents around all the time? My rent is like 10-15% of what I earn.
Then you make a good amount of money. Most people would move out if it costed 15% of their check, but it's more like 70% for most of America.
what did you do after? this is just grim
I panicked and banged my head on the bed frame. He lingered to see that I was alright but I didn't manage much a reaction because of that.
Since then I spoke to him and he joked it was something he could get used to seeing, but then seriously said that it was no big deal and I should try shutting my door when undressed like that.
So yeah time to kys myself or him or both
>left your door open while only wearing pants
you might legitimately be retarded, hope they find a cure soon or suicide really will be your best option
I didn't know he was home otherwise I wouldn't have
Get over it you sperg. Shit happens. People constantly see someone from family naked by mistake. Fuck, there are even nufist families sometimes that go all together to nudist beaches and they somehow work even though personally I wouldn't be so sure about long term effects on their children. You'll feel embarrassed for couple days, maybe week or two and you'll forget it.
Listen to this anon. My sister walked in on me masturbating once, not sure if she saw anything but I was embarrassed for a week and then now I laugh about it to myself.
yeah don't worry about it, it's awkward but just hope it doesn't happen again and you'll stop giving a shit in no time. (also keep the door closed lol)
>posts bury nice
>proceeds to suicidalpost
warum, herr tranny?
Don't kys. This is your chance to make a move on him and get a daddy husband.
what the fuck
your dad is a creepy piece of shit
fuck your dad and report back
My mom has walked in on me jerking off multiple times because she doesn't knock. So she's seen my erect cock which I think is worse than your dad seeing your pussy. I'm the victim here.
>Shows he dad her pussy but won't show it to us.
Come on now.
OP I'm sorry you had to learn this from me, but when you were 5 your dad routinely touched your chest and genitals in the bath a LOT more than necessary