My aunt thinks me and my cousin are fucking

Basically me and my cousin have always been close since we're the same age and have always gone to the same schools. Recently at a family dinner we were all talking about I instinctively called her by her nickname, Hails (her name is Hailey) and I guess no one else heard that before that so we went through explaining it's her nickname

Anyway later she told me her mom pulled her aside and asked if there was anything going on between us. She thought we were having sex. Wtf is this shit. I know she's going to spread the rumor around to the rest of the family slowly, that's the type of bitch she is.
What do I do?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get in front of it or it will ruin your friendship with your cousin, start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
      Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors

      Ok, but what does this has to do with weapons and/or war?

      Can't you tell I'm at war

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
        >Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
        Actually that is a based suggestion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
        works for the kremlin

        and on that note, your aunt is projecting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and on that note, your aunt is projecting
          What is she projecting exactly?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she wants to fuck her daughter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >projection refers to unconsciously taking unwanted emotions or traits you don't like about yourself and attributing them to someone else. A common example is a cheating spouse who suspects their partner is being unfaithful.
            you know here better than i do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
        no, but it's funny as shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
        It's not a rumor, it's a valid assessment of her motives and intentions. She is trying to isolate you for some reason, and to drive a wedge between the two of you.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If pic related, have sex, obviously.

    You have our blessing.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering you are asking on the guns board, I suggest you shoot her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The aunt? That's a bit over the edge

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but what does this has to do with weapons and/or war?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9mm should do. But it is relative.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9mm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should marry her, love her and make babies with her. Third cousin is the ideal match, socially and genetically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aunt
      this is a first cousin

      however... the chances of complications aren't actually that much higher unless this became a family tradition. still not a good idea.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >first cousin
        even better. first cousins make the best spice.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking flyover states

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he's actually in gaza where cousin marriage is the norm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I don't live in fuckin Gaza.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking coastals

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be clear about it. If doubt, ask her for any evidence to suggest such a thing. Because the burden of proof is on the aunt.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board buddy, obviously you meant to post in /adv/. i wish you the best

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a quality thread. Mods no delete
    And maybe your close relationship with your cousin will blossom into something beautiful(but wear a condom.) I've always been a supporter of harm reduction.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this image and when

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably Afghanistan, late 2000s. MARSOC wore m81 BDUs to blend with local Afghan forces

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Afghanistan, 2015

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Jeff Gurwich

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this pistol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you that twink with the mausers and nagants?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember him but no. I’m actually a behemoth

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did it look like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or is Hailey like 13 and you 24?

      Holy kek wtf

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or is Hailey like 13 and you 24?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just fuck her anon, you're not siblings so at best you're just doing what muslims tend to do and thats okay

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is pic related your cousin a hapa? Shes breddy cute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just some fansly slut with 10+ filter on.
      https://www.instagram.com/ja.dey/

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prove her right. Damn.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do are anons responding honestly to some guys jerk off fantasy kek

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hijacking this silly coombait thread: I've had a Poli Sci undergrad for 2 years, I'm 24 now, and still no career. Advice?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you working part-time?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, in some dead-end retail pharmacy for about 35K. I've managed a few domestic political campaigns, which I've hated. I was hoping to get a position with Epic Systems as a Project Manager, but wasn't prepared for the coding section last year. Hoping to reapply. Am also looking at a cyber security bootcamp, but I'm wary of those. Should I just do an unrelated Master's? I want to use my brain.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cyber security and website development (IDD) are the pretty easy ones.
          Though I would still say Cyber Security is useful and take it, though from what classmates have shown me it's seems like knowing the right programs and how people are stupid and click obvious links.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few options
      >Learn to code
      >Go back for graduate school
      >Commission as an oficer into the military
      >Get into a trade
      >Just keep working

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have sex with her and then tell your aunt it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't brought it up in the first place

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you're going to do the time, you may as well enjoy the crime.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i dont see wat the problem OP has. if anything his aunt is complimenting him. why not bang your bestfriend? and if she's your cousin than it's even safer because you're keeping it within the family

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're American, aren't you?

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