Basically me and my cousin have always been close since we're the same age and have always gone to the same schools. Recently at a family dinner we were all talking about I instinctively called her by her nickname, Hails (her name is Hailey) and I guess no one else heard that before that so we went through explaining it's her nickname
Anyway later she told me her mom pulled her aside and asked if there was anything going on between us. She thought we were having sex. Wtf is this shit. I know she's going to spread the rumor around to the rest of the family slowly, that's the type of bitch she is.
What do I do?
Get in front of it or it will ruin your friendship with your cousin, start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
>start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
Can't you tell I'm at war
spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
>Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
Actually that is a based suggestion
>Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
works for the kremlin
and on that note, your aunt is projecting.
>and on that note, your aunt is projecting
What is she projecting exactly?
she wants to fuck her daughter
>projection refers to unconsciously taking unwanted emotions or traits you don't like about yourself and attributing them to someone else. A common example is a cheating spouse who suspects their partner is being unfaithful.
you know here better than i do
>Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
no, but it's funny as shit
>Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
It's not a rumor, it's a valid assessment of her motives and intentions. She is trying to isolate you for some reason, and to drive a wedge between the two of you.
If pic related, have sex, obviously.
You have our blessing.
Considering you are asking on the guns board, I suggest you shoot her
The aunt? That's a bit over the edge
Ok, but what does this has to do with weapons and/or war?
9mm should do. But it is relative.
>9mm
You should marry her, love her and make babies with her. Third cousin is the ideal match, socially and genetically.
>aunt
this is a first cousin
however... the chances of complications aren't actually that much higher unless this became a family tradition. still not a good idea.
>first cousin
even better. first cousins make the best spice.
fucking flyover states
maybe he's actually in gaza where cousin marriage is the norm
No, I don't live in fuckin Gaza.
Fucking coastals
Just be clear about it. If doubt, ask her for any evidence to suggest such a thing. Because the burden of proof is on the aunt.
wrong board buddy, obviously you meant to post in /adv/. i wish you the best
This is a quality thread. Mods no delete
And maybe your close relationship with your cousin will blossom into something beautiful(but wear a condom.) I've always been a supporter of harm reduction.
guns
Where's this image and when
Probably Afghanistan, late 2000s. MARSOC wore m81 BDUs to blend with local Afghan forces
Afghanistan, 2015
That's Jeff Gurwich
I like this pistol
are you that twink with the mausers and nagants?
I remember him but no. I’m actually a behemoth
Did it look like this?
Holy kek wtf
or is Hailey like 13 and you 24?
Just fuck her anon, you're not siblings so at best you're just doing what muslims tend to do and thats okay
Is pic related your cousin a hapa? Shes breddy cute.
that's just some fansly slut with 10+ filter on.
https://www.instagram.com/ja.dey/
Prove her right. Damn.
why do are anons responding honestly to some guys jerk off fantasy kek
I'm hijacking this silly coombait thread: I've had a Poli Sci undergrad for 2 years, I'm 24 now, and still no career. Advice?
are you working part-time?
Yeah, in some dead-end retail pharmacy for about 35K. I've managed a few domestic political campaigns, which I've hated. I was hoping to get a position with Epic Systems as a Project Manager, but wasn't prepared for the coding section last year. Hoping to reapply. Am also looking at a cyber security bootcamp, but I'm wary of those. Should I just do an unrelated Master's? I want to use my brain.
Cyber security and website development (IDD) are the pretty easy ones.
Though I would still say Cyber Security is useful and take it, though from what classmates have shown me it's seems like knowing the right programs and how people are stupid and click obvious links.
A few options
>Learn to code
>Go back for graduate school
>Commission as an oficer into the military
>Get into a trade
>Just keep working
have sex with her and then tell your aunt it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't brought it up in the first place
This. If you're going to do the time, you may as well enjoy the crime.
yeah, i dont see wat the problem OP has. if anything his aunt is complimenting him. why not bang your bestfriend? and if she's your cousin than it's even safer because you're keeping it within the family
You're American, aren't you?