why are brown people incapable of thinking about anything but themselves? they really are just these dumb immature insecure shit stains that are too narcissistic to create things that are enjoyable for others.
They do, not because agenda or some bullshit, it's because it cause reaction and publicity, youtubers and post about the new awful design, diversity and bla bla, it's free publicity and way to gather sympathy and support from the crowd
There's actually a logic to this. If a male designs a character to be sexy or attractive, it's objectifying. If a woman openly chooses to be sexy, then it's empowering. So yes, "porn = good," but "sexy costumes = bad."
I'm not saying I agree with it. It's portrayed as being about choice, though. A woman should theoretically be allowed to dress and act the way she wants, but if a man forces her (and the idea is that designing characters these ways is a form of force), then it's wrong.
>go woke get a tax writeoff for the next fiscal year
it's really more like "go woke, see an alarming drop in your merchandizing and cross-promotional opportunities while eroding long-term interest in your brand" but that's not as catchy
>Consistently hit revenue records >hugely successful streaming launch >but they're eroding long-term interest
s long as they keep releasing star wars slop, people will keep watching. It's really weird to see people act like this is negatively effecting Disney at all/
those were pre-groomer stats >DIS stock at 52 week lows >Resorts are still down 50% from pre-pandemic and nu-wars theme resort bombed >Disney+ subscribers leveled off and world wide isn't meeting expectations >all toys and license deals are down except for legacy pre-infinity war MCU characters >Disney movies are under performing again accept for pre-infinity war MCU characters and all the reshoots (moon knight/she-hulk/ms. marvel/ doctor strange) are killing profits
it's funny because Marvel has been trying to astroturf this character for fucking years ever since she debuted. they keep shoving her into every video game they can (she's one of the first characters you unlock in the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game on Switch and the big AAA Avengers game focuses on her) but still no one likes this character or cares about her -- because they've never been given a reason to other than "muslim girl omg yas kween representation"
her backstory isnt interesting
from what i have read, her character arc in the comics isnt terribly compelling or original either
she has no archnemesis that compliments her well enough to make her stand out either (re batman and joker, etc)
finally, she doesnt really have a particular new or exciting superpower
like you said, her standout qualities are being muslim and... that's it. that's literally it.
character needs A LOT of work if people are going to start giving a shit about her
They are not chuds. They are capefags that got triggered by the Marvel logo. You could paint a Marvel logo on a wall and capefags will still pay monet to watch the paint dry.
Literally every time someone critiques anything, there are homosexuals like you now jumping and calling it for children. What's not children media? C-span?
Even fun campy media has an age range to it. Like the Muppet's are more entertaining to watch as an adult than Sesame Street. Yet S St is still better that Teletubbies. This Ms. Marvel show is a true young tween aimed show, well below past Marvel shows.
Lead is a kid vs hot chick. Theme seems to be mom I do what I want.
I watch tons of garbage with no shame but even I hard passed on this show.
I'm just fucking tired of every time someone says anything about a movie, you get this one homosexual in saying, "it's for kids, dipshit." Literally saw someone saying it in regards to /Top Gun./ The most boomer-core of boomer-core movies recently.
It's supposed to be a kids show. I mean they're trying to indoctrinate kids so that's actually quite evil but if you're an adult trying to watch it you might as well be watching Power Rangers and complaining about the lack of realism.
>a fucking mudslime in the Marvel Universe
Imagine worshipping after some raving pedo-warlord in a universe filled with gods, aliens, and super-humans.
I'm a good liberal and I support diversity in media representation. That being said, Disney+ has really been shitting the bed with mediocre tent poll series. I was super excited for Wandavision, and then Falcon, and then Hawkeye (which actually was pretty good), and now Boba Fett and Obi Wan. Every single show they've done besides Mandalorian has just been O.K. I'm sitting on the last two episodes of Obi Wan, watching it feels like a chore.
Their shows are mediocre and not compelling or well written. I'll watch Ms Marvel if it ends and people say it was great. And from now on that's going to be my policy for all Disney+ shows.
Wandavision was good until the ending. The ending was so bad it ruined the rest of the show for me.
Moonknight had two good episodes, the first one and the penultimate one.
Quick silver turns out to just be a guy played by the same actor >Director whatever the fuck is arrested for doing literally nothing wrong >Wanda is somehow portrayed as the good guy at the end. Based Rami ignored that for good reason. >CGI flying laser battles are this generations blue sky lasers. >Sassy black lady gets super powers for no other reason than franchise set up.
You’re either a child or retarded or paid by Disney or this was phenomenal bait because it made me respond. >7/10 for making me slightly rage by reminding me that there are people who are ignorant of where to find high quality art and are satisfied with truly, truly mediocre entertainment. And these people feel qualified to give you their opinion on art because what they have to say is important, and these are the people I argue with, making me a sucker. Well fucking played
>I support diversity in media representation
No you don't. Do you really believe marginalized people are going to come with an instant bang? Of course some of the stuff is going to be mediocre at first even if they're backed by "seniors" but if people don't support them they'll lose momentum. You have to support them when they're at the bottom to deserve them when they're at the top. It's not like it takes you an absurd amount of money or a huge effort.
That just sounds like a shitty excuse to fund mediocrity in the hopes of talent just magically appearing when you've neither seen or heard the slightest sign of it.
>I support diversity in media representation.
Sounds retarded. Shouldn't diversity start at home? By that, I mean, shouldn't you seek out diversity, rather than expecting someone else to move aside in order for something "diverse" to be produced?
There's a lot of countries on earth. And most of them produce native content, starring people from their own countries. If you want to see more Indians, watch Bollywood. It's very strange that you seem to think the answer is making white countries produce crude mockeries of other cultures. Almost as if you're not interested in diversity at all or something.
>watching it feels like a chore
i went to watch another episode yesterday and it was copyright striked off the site i stream off of. it was kind of relieving.
Real literals cannot accept in their heart a strong Muslim woman. A woman is literally a subhuman in Islam; a woman is not qualified to be a Muslim. It's moronic to say "Muslim Women", which are just females married to Muslim men.
New heroes introduced by Marvel during this new phase:
Ms Marvel
She-Hulk
Female Loki
Female Hawkeye
Natasha's sister (didn't see the movie)
Female Thor
Eternals (spoiler alert, most males are dead)
Wanda (technically not introduced but she did get her own show and got a major focus during this phase)
America Chavez
The marvel cinematic universe ended after endgame. They have completely ran out of ideas for interesting characters and are now just shilling out nobodies.
Yeah. Trying to reboot the originals with new people was a mistake.
I bet they'll take a page out of Spiderman and just reboot Ironman in 10 years. Same with the others.
Is there any actual christian hero in the marvel universe? Why would there be when the whole thing is gnomish fantasy and sci fi gods and whatnot. Why would a superpowered hero be a muslim then? There’s actual touchable gods walking around them
>Is there any actual christian hero in the marvel universe?
bruce banner is devout christian in the comics, the same goes for daredevil and captain america
because she's not stretchy obviously
fuck your knockoff green lantern shit. say what you will about her comics, but she has a genuinely fun power and the fucking wasted it by turning it into the same pew pew capeshit a thousand other characters have.
I can see why the retards who actually consume the comics would be mad tbh >Take already obscure, shitty material and turn it into tv slop >Completely rework her character and powers
>but she has a genuinely fun power
her power is lame, even mister fantastic used his intelligence more than his actual powers, no girl would want to have kamala khan comic super powers
I think everyone is finally hitting that point where if it's not a big name, big movie, they realized the MCU should have ended at End Game. Capeshit is finally going to die out.
>>why isn't that religious teenage girl dressed like a warmmonger alcoholic stacy begging for global attention
yeah why? she would be popular character that way
Marvel itself fucked her over a few times. They tried to get her to run before she could walk -- she was thrust into big team-ups before she had the time to build her own, compelling rogues gallery and the like.
Shame, because I too enjoy Kamala
It doesn't know what its target audience is
Unexperienced and untalented feminists made this >kid main character >lots of energy from MC in the beginning, similar to Turning Red >immediate lose all energy and be sad and quiet
? >pacing is slow the first 30 mins and reveal family dynamics in unentertaining fashion >barely understand them >fast paced Turning Red energy returns to the MC suddenly >gets powers >episode ends
Horrible intro. Should've doubled down on either appealing to the kid audience with more energy or stuck with trying to entertain balding adult males.
Apparently the MC is a huge marvel fan in real life, similar to the character she plays. Sad.
Kek, they probably had the whole secret family arc JUST so they wouldn’t have to do that when the inevitable Kate bishop arc came. 5-d cockblock chess from Feige.
I don't think Ms Marvel has ever been popular in her life, they should be happy the show got views at all. I'm sure you can do something interesting with a Muslim superhero but a ripoff of Mr Fantastic's powers and "hurr brown girls from Jersey aren't usually heroes" isn't the way to do it.
If this cunt lifted he wouldn't be so bad.
Gym bros can pull off the bald head. Skinnyfags can NOT pull off the bald head.
Even fat bros have a better chance at pulling it off.
But not FAT fat, but burly, like a lumber jack.
As my uncle would say, rest his soul, "I may be hauling this beer keg gut but under it there's a 6 pack for your bitch ass" Fucker could lift engines like no other but had a body like Chris Farley.
If this cunt lifted he wouldn't be so bad.
Gym bros can pull off the bald head. Skinnyfags can NOT pull off the bald head.
Even fat bros have a better chance at pulling it off.
But not FAT fat, but burly, like a lumber jack.
As my uncle would say, rest his soul, "I may be hauling this beer keg gut but under it there's a 6 pack for your bitch ass" Fucker could lift engines like no other but had a body like Chris Farley.
Why would you need to watch the show when YouTube channels like New Rockstars, amongst others, review every program and movie within 10-20 minutes and there is no need to invest the time.
In France you can sue your boss if he wants to fire you because he disagrees with your politics or puts pressure on you to release dishonnest statements
Why is she even called ms marvel if she's not inheriting the original ms marvel's powers? All the marvels are supposed to be Kree-adjacent except for her apparently.
Sure there's the fangirl angle but honestly it's shit and muddies the waters regarding these legacy characters.
>Why is she even called ms marvel if she's not inheriting the original ms marvel's powers?
because she's a fangirl like you said? She's following in the footsteps of her hero >All the marvels are supposed to be Kree-adjacent
Inhumans are kree-adjacent
Nothing about it is remotely intriguing. They marketed it as "le first Pakistani Muslim superhero!!!1!1," as if that would make people care about it. Otherwise it looks very generic.
>poll 1% of the people that watched your show >most of them are black and hispanic and zoomies >lets just assume the data will hold true for the entire viewer base
If you pay your subscription on time, they assume you're white or Asian. If you're late on paying but have clicked on content in the "black voices" category, they know you're black.
Implying the corpos don’t know everything about with all the cookies and tracking shit they put on your computer. Did you forget we’re living in a surveillance state?
I watched episode one and it lost me halfway through. Episode two I listened to. I swear halfway through the episode, the characters start talking so inane and irrelevant that their voices sounded like two streams of water simulating human voices.
This show centers around a character that was introduced in a movie that hasn't been released digitally yet, so I haven't bothered torrenting and watching the former until I can torrent and watch the latter.
>“Ms. Marvel” only brought in 775K views in the series first five days. This is incredibly lackluster compared to other Disney+ Marvel series which usually receive over 1 million views on their first couple days.
Pajeetress sisters...
The only people who take capeshit seriously are boys and adolescent men. How in the fuck are they going to relate to some Pakistani Muslim who is also ugly? Point out the obvious and you are racist, and ironically racist.
The problem is the retaliation by the US government was insufficient. The entire middle east should be a radioactive pile of glass for the next few thousand years. We should have made hiroshima and nagasaki look like child's play. What was the rest of the world going to do to us? Fucking nothing.
First episode was okay, then in episode 2 they went super heavy on all the muslim crap, and it got boring. I wouldn't watch a show about a super Christian family either, so the fact that they are spending so much time on the family's religion and customs makes it obvious the show is really just about normalizing islam in the west, not about telling an interesting story. Not sure I will finish it.
Episode 1 kind of played down the muslim crap and it sort of worked. Sure, she had strict parents, but it could have been from any sort of strict immigrant culture. But episode 2 went really heavy with the muslim stuff, and it old fast.
>Feige sees her in "Room" >"Oh man, such talent!! I need to grab her" he thinks >Turns out she a bitch who refuses to act
Plus, Feige had been promising a Ms. Marvel film for years. When it came time to deliver--- they still couldn't figure out how to make her work.
how many eps are out? i dont keep up with air dates and im not supposed to spoil the stoning episode, but im interested in peoples reaction if its out. pls let me know if its not out so i can delete this.
>NOOOO THE RACIST MISOGYNISTIC INCEL VIRGIN TRUMP VOTING NAZI'S AREN'T GIVING ME MONEY AND WATCHING ALL THESE UGLY BROWN PEOPLE THAT I'M SHOVING IN THEIR FACES WHY NOTTTT??? NOOOOOOOOOOO
>Unpopular character >Teen show that's really a kid's show made by adults who understand neither >Pushing diversity and womens lib issues to a culture that doesn't want it >Extreme minority in the US anyway >Replace her powers cause they thought it would look retarded on camera
the new heroes are garbage, the only way they could probably salvage Ms. Marvel is if they turn Captain marvel evil after making a Mentor/pupil arc that shows how their ideals clash until the point where conflict is not avoidable.
and this its gonna work just because everyone hates Brie.
Disney doesn't seem to actually know or care about the audiences they want to target.
Sana Amanat comics didn't resonate with anyone.
so why greenlight a series on a character that never got over? what was the thought process? failing upwards is such a strange thing but completely common in Hollywood
these gals were more slutty on a shitty low effort yt show than they were in the whole movie.
if stew stew had done this in the movie would've made box office billions
Ugly mc
non white mc
marvel
if she was a hot paki i would
This. There are so many hot paki girls out there.
Why didn't they make Nakia Ms. Marvel?
the show runner is a fat paki, so they casted a fat paki as the protagonist
What a Hamas planet
>mfw it's real
why are brown people incapable of thinking about anything but themselves? they really are just these dumb immature insecure shit stains that are too narcissistic to create things that are enjoyable for others.
Untrue.
You’re conflating it with being a woman.
Same of what happened with blue fairy in live action Pinoccio just use hot black lady, why use specially ugly?
Do you really think this woman would stand for an attractive female lead
>just use hot black lady, why use specially ugly?
i honestly don't know if they do this on purpose to upset people
They do, not because agenda or some bullshit, it's because it cause reaction and publicity, youtubers and post about the new awful design, diversity and bla bla, it's free publicity and way to gather sympathy and support from the crowd
so they use black people as meat shields of criticism, that's why george call them white slavers
>super heroes are now frumpy, halfway to obese tweens
and if you dont like it, youre a BIGOT
Holy BASED
a what?
>if she was a ho
thread should have ended here. I just want super heroes to be attractive (few exceptions), especially the girls.
I hate edomites.
>attractive women bad
>unless they sell nudes on onlyfans then its powerful
im tired.
There's actually a logic to this. If a male designs a character to be sexy or attractive, it's objectifying. If a woman openly chooses to be sexy, then it's empowering. So yes, "porn = good," but "sexy costumes = bad."
Yeah a very, very flimsy logic if you don't think too hard about it.
I'm not saying I agree with it. It's portrayed as being about choice, though. A woman should theoretically be allowed to dress and act the way she wants, but if a man forces her (and the idea is that designing characters these ways is a form of force), then it's wrong.
go woke get broke
>go woke get a tax writeoff for the next fiscal year
it's really more like "go woke, see an alarming drop in your merchandizing and cross-promotional opportunities while eroding long-term interest in your brand" but that's not as catchy
>Consistently hit revenue records
>hugely successful streaming launch
>but they're eroding long-term interest
s long as they keep releasing star wars slop, people will keep watching. It's really weird to see people act like this is negatively effecting Disney at all/
those were pre-groomer stats
>DIS stock at 52 week lows
>Resorts are still down 50% from pre-pandemic and nu-wars theme resort bombed
>Disney+ subscribers leveled off and world wide isn't meeting expectations
>all toys and license deals are down except for legacy pre-infinity war MCU characters
>Disney movies are under performing again accept for pre-infinity war MCU characters and all the reshoots (moon knight/she-hulk/ms. marvel/ doctor strange) are killing profits
>muslim girl with superpowers
imagine my shock when burgers refused to watch this
Not just burgers, but Muslims lol.
>I know, let’s alienate our core audience AND target audience!
it's funny because Marvel has been trying to astroturf this character for fucking years ever since she debuted. they keep shoving her into every video game they can (she's one of the first characters you unlock in the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game on Switch and the big AAA Avengers game focuses on her) but still no one likes this character or cares about her -- because they've never been given a reason to other than "muslim girl omg yas kween representation"
did they finally give up on miles morales, a literal garden gnome cuckold fantasy
no i think they're going to force a movie about him because even normies are like "wow i love black spider man, because i'm SUPER not racist"
The spider verse movie was all about Miles Morales and the normies consider it a masterpiece, it's one of the highest rated movies on Letterboxd
>see brown
>masterpiece
I wish i was that stupid. it must be nice living in absolute bliss.
her backstory isnt interesting
from what i have read, her character arc in the comics isnt terribly compelling or original either
she has no archnemesis that compliments her well enough to make her stand out either (re batman and joker, etc)
finally, she doesnt really have a particular new or exciting superpower
like you said, her standout qualities are being muslim and... that's it. that's literally it.
character needs A LOT of work if people are going to start giving a shit about her
I like when in steam discussion someone ask who the fuck is she and someone answer she's iron man tech support
>made a series for children
>chuds wondering why only children watch it
They are not chuds. They are capefags that got triggered by the Marvel logo. You could paint a Marvel logo on a wall and capefags will still pay monet to watch the paint dry.
im losing money on purpose hah
kids don't watch this show. 35-45 year old men who think this is what kid want watch this show.
>Adults cant have opinions about shows and movies made for kids
No, YOU'RE the ass here.
Literally every time someone critiques anything, there are homosexuals like you now jumping and calling it for children. What's not children media? C-span?
Even fun campy media has an age range to it. Like the Muppet's are more entertaining to watch as an adult than Sesame Street. Yet S St is still better that Teletubbies. This Ms. Marvel show is a true young tween aimed show, well below past Marvel shows.
Lead is a kid vs hot chick. Theme seems to be mom I do what I want.
I watch tons of garbage with no shame but even I hard passed on this show.
I'm just fucking tired of every time someone says anything about a movie, you get this one homosexual in saying, "it's for kids, dipshit." Literally saw someone saying it in regards to /Top Gun./ The most boomer-core of boomer-core movies recently.
dont worry about it. it's just 20 somethings trying to act like adults on an internet foru,/
adults in quotes, and ignore stroke pls :o)
but all capeshit is for children.
>>made a series for children
wondering why only children watch it
>Has the most differing camera work from all marvel shit
Perhaps too unformulaic?
How can I know that when I didn't even see the trailer.
I've read while its overall low viewership its supposed to have higher than normal gen z viewers.
>its supposed to have higher than normal gen z viewers.
There's no way to measure something like that without cameras spying on viewers
or made up polls
I saw a brown girl and I decided to reread Mein Kampf instead.
hitler kissed asian/muslim ass
Yeah I don't get why wignats think savage incestous pedo sand rats are le based
they can talk shit about garden gnomes out loud and white people can't say shit because it's part of their religious culture
>the enemy of my garden gnome is my friend
uhhhhh weren't they saying this was the best marvel show ever?
Honestly I dont think Disney even cares if anyone watches it. It’s all about propaganda. Too big to fail as long as they support their masters
Bad script with no balls or ovaries. Poor direction. The cast is carrying this thing.
I don't watch Marvel television garbage. I barely want to sit through the films.
Nobody likes muslims, least of all Americans.
Buddhists can’t fucking stand them. That says something about you if you can get a Buddhist to hate your guts.
Is there a limit to how much I can hate women? It feels like it's neverending
It probably has to do with how this was created to get the under 10 crowd into Marvel. It wasn't made to teens or adult comic book lovers.
>under 10 crowd
the marvel fan's brain doesn't progress much past 10
you think anya would be a marvel fan?
cmon do you really think Loid would allow Anya to consoom the mediocrity that is Marvel?
>disney+
Show is good and the character is way better than Captain Marvel/Brie.
>the character is way better than Captain Marvel/Brie.
the bar is in hell
She's a better actor too.
Lmaooooooooo
Kamala should kill that woman.
>better than Captain Marvel/Brie.
Oh, better than character that had EIGHT books cancelled in five years? That must be hard.
No need
image actually reading her comicbooks
Volume 1 is good.
Don't have to, I already did
Images can't read.
i know some that can
>pdf
>not cbr
It's supposed to be a kids show. I mean they're trying to indoctrinate kids so that's actually quite evil but if you're an adult trying to watch it you might as well be watching Power Rangers and complaining about the lack of realism.
>Why aren't you watching the new Marvel show?
Because I'm not a teenage girl
>a fucking mudslime in the Marvel Universe
Imagine worshipping after some raving pedo-warlord in a universe filled with gods, aliens, and super-humans.
>NOOOO NOT A HUMAN IN MY CAPESHIT!!!!’
Braindead
npc
chud
The total midwit package
I would watch the show if it was a Muslim superhero beheading gays and trannys.
Cant wait to be blamed for this one aswell
>IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU!!!!!
>WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING DISSSSSS!!!!
it happens everytime
It's my fault that it bombed
I take full responsibility
Based responsibility taker
I'm a good liberal and I support diversity in media representation. That being said, Disney+ has really been shitting the bed with mediocre tent poll series. I was super excited for Wandavision, and then Falcon, and then Hawkeye (which actually was pretty good), and now Boba Fett and Obi Wan. Every single show they've done besides Mandalorian has just been O.K. I'm sitting on the last two episodes of Obi Wan, watching it feels like a chore.
Their shows are mediocre and not compelling or well written. I'll watch Ms Marvel if it ends and people say it was great. And from now on that's going to be my policy for all Disney+ shows.
Get some good fucking writers.
Wandavision and Moon Knight were pure kino. Even Disney+'s worst series are better than anything else being released by other studios
Wandavision was good until the ending. The ending was so bad it ruined the rest of the show for me.
Moonknight had two good episodes, the first one and the penultimate one.
I'm watching The Boys and Barry.
Ending saved Wandavision, it was peak sovl
Quick silver turns out to just be a guy played by the same actor
>Director whatever the fuck is arrested for doing literally nothing wrong
>Wanda is somehow portrayed as the good guy at the end. Based Rami ignored that for good reason.
>CGI flying laser battles are this generations blue sky lasers.
>Sassy black lady gets super powers for no other reason than franchise set up.
You’re either a child or retarded or paid by Disney or this was phenomenal bait because it made me respond.
>7/10 for making me slightly rage by reminding me that there are people who are ignorant of where to find high quality art and are satisfied with truly, truly mediocre entertainment. And these people feel qualified to give you their opinion on art because what they have to say is important, and these are the people I argue with, making me a sucker. Well fucking played
>I support diversity in media representation
No you don't. Do you really believe marginalized people are going to come with an instant bang? Of course some of the stuff is going to be mediocre at first even if they're backed by "seniors" but if people don't support them they'll lose momentum. You have to support them when they're at the bottom to deserve them when they're at the top. It's not like it takes you an absurd amount of money or a huge effort.
My support is predicated on good writing. I loved Encanto.
That just sounds like a shitty excuse to fund mediocrity in the hopes of talent just magically appearing when you've neither seen or heard the slightest sign of it.
Based dishonest retard
>I support diversity in media representation.
Sounds retarded. Shouldn't diversity start at home? By that, I mean, shouldn't you seek out diversity, rather than expecting someone else to move aside in order for something "diverse" to be produced?
There's a lot of countries on earth. And most of them produce native content, starring people from their own countries. If you want to see more Indians, watch Bollywood. It's very strange that you seem to think the answer is making white countries produce crude mockeries of other cultures. Almost as if you're not interested in diversity at all or something.
>I'm a good liberal and I support diversity in media representation.
Move to Venezuela, homosexual.
Move to Russia, traitor.
>leftard tells me to move leftard paradise
>watching it feels like a chore
i went to watch another episode yesterday and it was copyright striked off the site i stream off of. it was kind of relieving.
Real literals cannot accept in their heart a strong Muslim woman. A woman is literally a subhuman in Islam; a woman is not qualified to be a Muslim. It's moronic to say "Muslim Women", which are just females married to Muslim men.
Talking out of your ass
muslim women don't go to heaven.
muslim men get 72 virgins.
>I'm a good liber-ACK!!!
New heroes introduced by Marvel during this new phase:
Ms Marvel
She-Hulk
Female Loki
Female Hawkeye
Natasha's sister (didn't see the movie)
Female Thor
Eternals (spoiler alert, most males are dead)
Wanda (technically not introduced but she did get her own show and got a major focus during this phase)
America Chavez
If I'm missing anyone. Feel free to share.
Monica Rambeau, the other Captain Marvel replacement.
Oh right I forgot about that particular powerful black woman.
Technically, she was introduced in the Captain Marvel movie (as a child)
And now either her or Kamala are being setup to replace Captain Marvel.
*smacks lips*
is there a tvtropes page for the imminent death of a male leader when a strong female shows up
The marvel cinematic universe ended after endgame. They have completely ran out of ideas for interesting characters and are now just shilling out nobodies.
Yeah. Trying to reboot the originals with new people was a mistake.
I bet they'll take a page out of Spiderman and just reboot Ironman in 10 years. Same with the others.
Moon Knight
Is there any actual christian hero in the marvel universe? Why would there be when the whole thing is gnomish fantasy and sci fi gods and whatnot. Why would a superpowered hero be a muslim then? There’s actual touchable gods walking around them
Captain America
Daredevil but meh
Nightcrawler
>Is there any actual christian hero in the marvel universe?
bruce banner is devout christian in the comics, the same goes for daredevil and captain america
Their strength comes from Christ
because she's not stretchy obviously
fuck your knockoff green lantern shit. say what you will about her comics, but she has a genuinely fun power and the fucking wasted it by turning it into the same pew pew capeshit a thousand other characters have.
what's the point if she doesn't stretch that's retarded
I can see why the retards who actually consume the comics would be mad tbh
>Take already obscure, shitty material and turn it into tv slop
>Completely rework her character and powers
Kamalas dad is muslim and would stone a disney executive inshallah
Why did Marvel make two characters that can stretch? Was Reed Richards not enough?
>Was Reed Richards not enough?
That's what his wife said
Namor chad
>but she has a genuinely fun power
her power is lame, even mister fantastic used his intelligence more than his actual powers, no girl would want to have kamala khan comic super powers
>say what you will about her comics
It bombed, with indie tier numbers.
the comic industry's only purpose is to groom garden gnomes for a job at disney
All so they could reintroduce Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic. Runaways did a better job on a CW budget.
Does she have a thinner muslim female friend in the show? I love arab chicks but ms marvel herself doesn't do it for me
Nakia
GWGB
I think everyone is finally hitting that point where if it's not a big name, big movie, they realized the MCU should have ended at End Game. Capeshit is finally going to die out.
Not watching another teen hero show after they butchered my favorites
>b-b-but that was Hulu not MA-
never again, fuck off
the runnaways were never good to begin with, pozzed before pozzed was even a thing
If that's what you believe surely you get why making it worse would turn people off other similar ""adaptations""
Someday someone thought this would be a good idea
Carol has literally never been a good character in the history of her existence
WRONG
Hey, Iman how does it feel to be the fake Ms Marvel?
That's a god damned lie. She is VERY important for Rogue's origin story.
>why isn't that religious teenage girl dressed like a warmmonger alcoholic stacy begging for global attention
>>why isn't that religious teenage girl dressed like a warmmonger alcoholic stacy begging for global attention
yeah why? she would be popular character that way
Am I really supposed to think the latter doesn't sound more interesting?
ms marvels original run was good, disney corp failed to capture any of what made it so
Marvel itself fucked her over a few times. They tried to get her to run before she could walk -- she was thrust into big team-ups before she had the time to build her own, compelling rogues gallery and the like.
Shame, because I too enjoy Kamala
It doesn't know what its target audience is
Unexperienced and untalented feminists made this
>kid main character
>lots of energy from MC in the beginning, similar to Turning Red
>immediate lose all energy and be sad and quiet
?
>pacing is slow the first 30 mins and reveal family dynamics in unentertaining fashion
>barely understand them
>fast paced Turning Red energy returns to the MC suddenly
>gets powers
>episode ends
Horrible intro. Should've doubled down on either appealing to the kid audience with more energy or stuck with trying to entertain balding adult males.
Apparently the MC is a huge marvel fan in real life, similar to the character she plays. Sad.
Only Brie can save this shitshow
Kek everyone likes her better than CM.
Cope capeshitter. No Brie, no second season.
Cope simp. Brie needs Kamala way more than Kamala needs CM.
No one needs an ugly hijabi you dumb homosexual.
CM2 would flop without Kamala and Monica. CM herself is not a draw.
lmfao, that movie is going to bomb regardless
All because of Larson.
Because I'm mad hawkeye wasn't Clint fucking the shit out of Kate Bishop while they bond over the shit that went down in that show.
Kek, they probably had the whole secret family arc JUST so they wouldn’t have to do that when the inevitable Kate bishop arc came. 5-d cockblock chess from Feige.
Bullshit. They don't release viewer figures.
I don't think Ms Marvel has ever been popular in her life, they should be happy the show got views at all. I'm sure you can do something interesting with a Muslim superhero but a ripoff of Mr Fantastic's powers and "hurr brown girls from Jersey aren't usually heroes" isn't the way to do it.
BIG HANDS SMALL GIRL
BIG HANDS SMALL GIRL
La creatura...
>based on massive flop
>it flops
Communism loses again. That's why you have to pack your diverse cancer warts together with established, popular characters.
Everyone is too burned out to watch more shitty streaming shows
I am. It's the only Disney Plus MCU show that I liked so far.
Saving my tears for She-Hulk
Told ya!
I'm a dedicated Marvelchad and this is the first of, what appears to be many, POC projects that I skip.
Why fucking buy the FOX IPs if you're not gonna fucking use them? Echo and Ironheart over Deadpool and Wolverine? GET FUCKED LULZfags.
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>ugly brown woman
>fat
>short
>powerful lead
I wonder why,
>22
>already bald
that fucker never had a chance
He better be lifting
He better be at least 6'0
He better be making some money
He better stop being a depressed tik tok posting fag
Both of you belong on Reddit.
>huhuhuhuhuh REDDIT!!!!! I.. I fit in, right guys???
I've been on this site far longer than you, homosexual.
If this cunt lifted he wouldn't be so bad.
Gym bros can pull off the bald head. Skinnyfags can NOT pull off the bald head.
Even fat bros have a better chance at pulling it off.
But not FAT fat, but burly, like a lumber jack.
As my uncle would say, rest his soul, "I may be hauling this beer keg gut but under it there's a 6 pack for your bitch ass" Fucker could lift engines like no other but had a body like Chris Farley.
Jesus. Not only bald but big head bald
Why would you need to watch the show when YouTube channels like New Rockstars, amongst others, review every program and movie within 10-20 minutes and there is no need to invest the time.
who
I never expected marvel fans to be so racist
Have you seen the filth they read? Thank goodness for Disney's tv shows and movies
>LULZ
>graffiti
>french fries
>LULZ
The 3 Sinister Evil Leads
Because I'm not watching a show about teenagers going to highschool unless they are piloting giant robots afterwards
i hate looking at fat faced people
i look at enough fat faced people in the face at work and in real life, i dont need to see this more
plus i dont watch marvel shit anyway
and that's a good thing!
Chudbros...
damn the only white person in the entire cast is now cancelled, welp that's muttlandia 4 U
Ands people whine about Chinese kids being bootlickers
>liking tweets supporting the president is enough to get you fired today
I want off
oy vey, i hate nationalism!
In France you can sue your boss if he wants to fire you because he disagrees with your politics or puts pressure on you to release dishonnest statements
Because woke , a girl born into Islam would never have powers without being stoned to death for being possessed by a djinn or something
Because they couldn't even get her fucking powers right.
HER ORIGINAL POWERS SUCK!
No they don't
Why is she even called ms marvel if she's not inheriting the original ms marvel's powers? All the marvels are supposed to be Kree-adjacent except for her apparently.
Sure there's the fangirl angle but honestly it's shit and muddies the waters regarding these legacy characters.
>Why is she even called ms marvel if she's not inheriting the original ms marvel's powers?
because she's a fangirl like you said? She's following in the footsteps of her hero
>All the marvels are supposed to be Kree-adjacent
Inhumans are kree-adjacent
They changed them because they're unimaginative
yes they do, that's why they change them
If the show runners thought that they should have picked a different super hero to make a show about.
clearly the best option was taking a shitty powerset and making it shittier so you could afford it in your shoestring budget netshow.
lmao so glad it's bombing.
if it's not about the Top Avengers or iconic X-Men, who can be fucked to care/watch?
>We are too progressive to cast attractive female lead. That would be sexist you knoooow.
The real weird thing is how they gave a Pakistani character an indian name that's not even in the top 100 girl-names in Pakistan.
I'd watch it if it was her naked, spreading her fat ass cheeks and farting on camera
>streaming service
>ratings
Who cares about that? Disney still gets paid.
Nothing about it is remotely intriguing. They marketed it as "le first Pakistani Muslim superhero!!!1!1," as if that would make people care about it. Otherwise it looks very generic.
mmmmm
How would they know your houselolds race?
>poll 1% of the people that watched your show
>most of them are black and hispanic and zoomies
>lets just assume the data will hold true for the entire viewer base
Funny enough those 3 demographics are the least likely to have their own streaming accounts.
if you're a paying customer you're logging in with a disney account
I'm sure they've figured out what shade of brown you are years ago
If you pay your subscription on time, they assume you're white or Asian. If you're late on paying but have clicked on content in the "black voices" category, they know you're black.
Implying the corpos don’t know everything about with all the cookies and tracking shit they put on your computer. Did you forget we’re living in a surveillance state?
I am black and I didn't watch this crap. Don't plan on watching it either.
My bro
*I’m a slave bred by garden gnomery
probably a larp but based if true
>we drew the most diverse audience
>while being the lowest rated show
there's a lesson in there somewhere
yeah the lesson is you comic book nerds are BIGOTS
>lowest raw numbers
>but our zoomer and minority percentage is higher!
lmao
Is there a scene where her and her family are using the shitting street?
Has anyone ITT watched it yet?
yes
What do you think of it?
it's alright
I watched episode one and it lost me halfway through. Episode two I listened to. I swear halfway through the episode, the characters start talking so inane and irrelevant that their voices sounded like two streams of water simulating human voices.
The script is that bad.
Broke's flops and cope, formerly woke's.
This show centers around a character that was introduced in a movie that hasn't been released digitally yet, so I haven't bothered torrenting and watching the former until I can torrent and watch the latter.
Really?
Yes.
who?
>“Ms. Marvel” only brought in 775K views in the series first five days. This is incredibly lackluster compared to other Disney+ Marvel series which usually receive over 1 million views on their first couple days.
Pajeetress sisters...
The only people who take capeshit seriously are boys and adolescent men. How in the fuck are they going to relate to some Pakistani Muslim who is also ugly? Point out the obvious and you are racist, and ironically racist.
because I don't like brown people
chuds REFUSE to watch the shows we make to educate them and this can't go on
Was 9/11 the buck breaking of Americans or of Muslims? I honestly can't tell who's subverting who anymore
garden gnomes are the subverting both of them
The problem is the retaliation by the US government was insufficient. The entire middle east should be a radioactive pile of glass for the next few thousand years. We should have made hiroshima and nagasaki look like child's play. What was the rest of the world going to do to us? Fucking nothing.
Muslims won, obviously. Violence works, it's the only thing that works.
Both. Israel and Saudi Arabia planned 9/11 so they could use American soldiers to fuck up the rest of the Middle East.
still better than most of the DC shows on CW and this one isnt even free
>Muslim protagonist
>Show bombed
Yeah checks out
It's a good serie, people are dumb
You MotherFuckers! Just give this show a Fucking chance! This show can be a Fucking success if you assholes would just give it a chance!
The writing room is weak brother.
The cast is good though.
The cast is carrying the show, that's a fact.
>inb4 ms piggy asks the final villian for a time out so she can eat a snack
I like she's fat. Is some kind of adorable stupid dork.
It's a mid-2000s Disney Channel production targeting tween and teen girls.
No shit look at the cast for Christ's sake
sorry sandnigs only
First episode was okay, then in episode 2 they went super heavy on all the muslim crap, and it got boring. I wouldn't watch a show about a super Christian family either, so the fact that they are spending so much time on the family's religion and customs makes it obvious the show is really just about normalizing islam in the west, not about telling an interesting story. Not sure I will finish it.
Are they really surprised no one wants to watch a show about a brown mudslime?
The show had a good premise: the retribution of middle east on America. It failed hard though, no beheading or bombing so far.
Oh it’s bombing
Bombing in the ratings ayyooooo
Episode 1 kind of played down the muslim crap and it sort of worked. Sure, she had strict parents, but it could have been from any sort of strict immigrant culture. But episode 2 went really heavy with the muslim stuff, and it old fast.
i heard she gets forced to marry a 50 year old imam in episode 3
These are Fucking MADE UP numbers! Tell the Fucking truth about the Ms. Marvel ratings! Release the real Fucking numbers!
I hate women.
lightyear also flopped
When are they going to give Kamala an archenemy? Who is the villain of the show?
one fucking job
This
she is so ugly what were they thinking?
>Feige sees her in "Room"
>"Oh man, such talent!! I need to grab her" he thinks
>Turns out she a bitch who refuses to act
Plus, Feige had been promising a Ms. Marvel film for years. When it came time to deliver--- they still couldn't figure out how to make her work.
when will they fucking learn
how do i fucking get a girl like this
Be chad. Now stop asking stupid questions.
I am
how many eps are out? i dont keep up with air dates and im not supposed to spoil the stoning episode, but im interested in peoples reaction if its out. pls let me know if its not out so i can delete this.
just dont care for it
>summer comes around
>the word "reddit" jumps up in use ten fold
I wonder why
Poor man's Hailee Steinfeld
Surprise surprise
Why is she so chubby? Kamala is supposed to be svelte with long, delicate features!
it's going to be hilarious when in a few years and shes full on hambeast and theyll still be trying to sell her as a teenage super hero.
>NOOOO THE RACIST MISOGYNISTIC INCEL VIRGIN TRUMP VOTING NAZI'S AREN'T GIVING ME MONEY AND WATCHING ALL THESE UGLY BROWN PEOPLE THAT I'M SHOVING IN THEIR FACES WHY NOTTTT??? NOOOOOOOOOOO
>Unpopular character
>Teen show that's really a kid's show made by adults who understand neither
>Pushing diversity and womens lib issues to a culture that doesn't want it
>Extreme minority in the US anyway
>Replace her powers cause they thought it would look retarded on camera
Gee wonder why
Gee, who woulda thunk.
Make a show people give 0 fucks about.
It’s a good show tho
the new heroes are garbage, the only way they could probably salvage Ms. Marvel is if they turn Captain marvel evil after making a Mentor/pupil arc that shows how their ideals clash until the point where conflict is not avoidable.
and this its gonna work just because everyone hates Brie.
>OH NO THEY WILL WIN BILLIONS INSTEAD OF TRILLIONS
Once again.
Disney doesn't seem to actually know or care about the audiences they want to target.
Sana Amanat comics didn't resonate with anyone.
so why greenlight a series on a character that never got over? what was the thought process? failing upwards is such a strange thing but completely common in Hollywood
isn't it for kids? I only watch adult mcu content.
>women logic: the show
but you said it wasn't for me
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these gals were more slutty on a shitty low effort yt show than they were in the whole movie.
if stew stew had done this in the movie would've made box office billions
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they tried tbf but camerawork was shit
The show was clearly made for and targeted at tweens.
I see Captain Marvel shit, I click away.
>i see captain marvel shit, i click, type, click again, click away
ftfy
Youre all racists for not watching our aids infested pozz fest during pozz month.
i dunno maybe because she shares a name with a certain incompetent vice president?
Do I share a board with people that watch current shows? They all either get cancelled or are full of transhumanhomo sexuality and race baiting.
>An ugly goblina playing a literally who capeshit character
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED??!?!