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Ms. Marvel Catastrophically Low Ratings

Why aren't you watching the new Marvel show?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly mc
    non white mc
    marvel

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if she was a hot paki i would

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. There are so many hot paki girls out there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they make Nakia Ms. Marvel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the show runner is a fat paki, so they casted a fat paki as the protagonist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What a Hamas planet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw it's real

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are brown people incapable of thinking about anything but themselves? they really are just these dumb immature insecure shit stains that are too narcissistic to create things that are enjoyable for others.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Untrue.
            You’re conflating it with being a woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same of what happened with blue fairy in live action Pinoccio just use hot black lady, why use specially ugly?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think this woman would stand for an attractive female lead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just use hot black lady, why use specially ugly?
        i honestly don't know if they do this on purpose to upset people

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do, not because agenda or some bullshit, it's because it cause reaction and publicity, youtubers and post about the new awful design, diversity and bla bla, it's free publicity and way to gather sympathy and support from the crowd

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so they use black people as meat shields of criticism, that's why george call them white slavers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >super heroes are now frumpy, halfway to obese tweens
      and if you dont like it, youre a BIGOT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy BASED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if she was a ho
      thread should have ended here. I just want super heroes to be attractive (few exceptions), especially the girls.
      I hate edomites.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >attractive women bad
        >unless they sell nudes on onlyfans then its powerful
        im tired.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's actually a logic to this. If a male designs a character to be sexy or attractive, it's objectifying. If a woman openly chooses to be sexy, then it's empowering. So yes, "porn = good," but "sexy costumes = bad."

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah a very, very flimsy logic if you don't think too hard about it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not saying I agree with it. It's portrayed as being about choice, though. A woman should theoretically be allowed to dress and act the way she wants, but if a man forces her (and the idea is that designing characters these ways is a form of force), then it's wrong.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go woke get broke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go woke get a tax writeoff for the next fiscal year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go woke get a tax writeoff for the next fiscal year

      it's really more like "go woke, see an alarming drop in your merchandizing and cross-promotional opportunities while eroding long-term interest in your brand" but that's not as catchy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Consistently hit revenue records
        >hugely successful streaming launch
        >but they're eroding long-term interest
        s long as they keep releasing star wars slop, people will keep watching. It's really weird to see people act like this is negatively effecting Disney at all/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those were pre-groomer stats
          >DIS stock at 52 week lows
          >Resorts are still down 50% from pre-pandemic and nu-wars theme resort bombed
          >Disney+ subscribers leveled off and world wide isn't meeting expectations
          >all toys and license deals are down except for legacy pre-infinity war MCU characters
          >Disney movies are under performing again accept for pre-infinity war MCU characters and all the reshoots (moon knight/she-hulk/ms. marvel/ doctor strange) are killing profits

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muslim girl with superpowers
    imagine my shock when burgers refused to watch this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not just burgers, but Muslims lol.
      >I know, let’s alienate our core audience AND target audience!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny because Marvel has been trying to astroturf this character for fucking years ever since she debuted. they keep shoving her into every video game they can (she's one of the first characters you unlock in the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game on Switch and the big AAA Avengers game focuses on her) but still no one likes this character or cares about her -- because they've never been given a reason to other than "muslim girl omg yas kween representation"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did they finally give up on miles morales, a literal garden gnome cuckold fantasy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no i think they're going to force a movie about him because even normies are like "wow i love black spider man, because i'm SUPER not racist"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The spider verse movie was all about Miles Morales and the normies consider it a masterpiece, it's one of the highest rated movies on Letterboxd

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >see brown
            >masterpiece
            I wish i was that stupid. it must be nice living in absolute bliss.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her backstory isnt interesting
        from what i have read, her character arc in the comics isnt terribly compelling or original either
        she has no archnemesis that compliments her well enough to make her stand out either (re batman and joker, etc)
        finally, she doesnt really have a particular new or exciting superpower

        like you said, her standout qualities are being muslim and... that's it. that's literally it.
        character needs A LOT of work if people are going to start giving a shit about her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like when in steam discussion someone ask who the fuck is she and someone answer she's iron man tech support

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made a series for children
    >chuds wondering why only children watch it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are not chuds. They are capefags that got triggered by the Marvel logo. You could paint a Marvel logo on a wall and capefags will still pay monet to watch the paint dry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im losing money on purpose hah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kids don't watch this show. 35-45 year old men who think this is what kid want watch this show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adults cant have opinions about shows and movies made for kids
      No, YOU'RE the ass here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every time someone critiques anything, there are homosexuals like you now jumping and calling it for children. What's not children media? C-span?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even fun campy media has an age range to it. Like the Muppet's are more entertaining to watch as an adult than Sesame Street. Yet S St is still better that Teletubbies. This Ms. Marvel show is a true young tween aimed show, well below past Marvel shows.
        Lead is a kid vs hot chick. Theme seems to be mom I do what I want.
        I watch tons of garbage with no shame but even I hard passed on this show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just fucking tired of every time someone says anything about a movie, you get this one homosexual in saying, "it's for kids, dipshit." Literally saw someone saying it in regards to /Top Gun./ The most boomer-core of boomer-core movies recently.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dont worry about it. it's just 20 somethings trying to act like adults on an internet foru,/

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              adults in quotes, and ignore stroke pls :o)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but all capeshit is for children.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>made a series for children
      wondering why only children watch it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Has the most differing camera work from all marvel shit

    Perhaps too unformulaic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can I know that when I didn't even see the trailer.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've read while its overall low viewership its supposed to have higher than normal gen z viewers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its supposed to have higher than normal gen z viewers.
      There's no way to measure something like that without cameras spying on viewers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or made up polls

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a brown girl and I decided to reread Mein Kampf instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hitler kissed asian/muslim ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I don't get why wignats think savage incestous pedo sand rats are le based

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they can talk shit about garden gnomes out loud and white people can't say shit because it's part of their religious culture

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the enemy of my garden gnome is my friend

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhhh weren't they saying this was the best marvel show ever?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I dont think Disney even cares if anyone watches it. It’s all about propaganda. Too big to fail as long as they support their masters

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad script with no balls or ovaries. Poor direction. The cast is carrying this thing.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch Marvel television garbage. I barely want to sit through the films.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody likes muslims, least of all Americans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buddhists can’t fucking stand them. That says something about you if you can get a Buddhist to hate your guts.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a limit to how much I can hate women? It feels like it's neverending

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It probably has to do with how this was created to get the under 10 crowd into Marvel. It wasn't made to teens or adult comic book lovers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >under 10 crowd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the marvel fan's brain doesn't progress much past 10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think anya would be a marvel fan?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cmon do you really think Loid would allow Anya to consoom the mediocrity that is Marvel?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >disney+

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show is good and the character is way better than Captain Marvel/Brie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the character is way better than Captain Marvel/Brie.
      the bar is in hell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a better actor too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmaooooooooo

        Kamala should kill that woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >better than Captain Marvel/Brie.

      Oh, better than character that had EIGHT books cancelled in five years? That must be hard.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No need

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      image actually reading her comicbooks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Volume 1 is good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't have to, I already did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Images can't read.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i know some that can

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pdf
      >not cbr

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's supposed to be a kids show. I mean they're trying to indoctrinate kids so that's actually quite evil but if you're an adult trying to watch it you might as well be watching Power Rangers and complaining about the lack of realism.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you watching the new Marvel show?
    Because I'm not a teenage girl

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a fucking mudslime in the Marvel Universe
    Imagine worshipping after some raving pedo-warlord in a universe filled with gods, aliens, and super-humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO NOT A HUMAN IN MY CAPESHIT!!!!’
      Braindead
      npc
      chud
      The total midwit package

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would watch the show if it was a Muslim superhero beheading gays and trannys.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait to be blamed for this one aswell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU!!!!!
      >WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING DISSSSSS!!!!
      it happens everytime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU!!!!!
      >WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING DISSSSSS!!!!
      it happens everytime

      It's my fault that it bombed
      I take full responsibility

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based responsibility taker

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a good liberal and I support diversity in media representation. That being said, Disney+ has really been shitting the bed with mediocre tent poll series. I was super excited for Wandavision, and then Falcon, and then Hawkeye (which actually was pretty good), and now Boba Fett and Obi Wan. Every single show they've done besides Mandalorian has just been O.K. I'm sitting on the last two episodes of Obi Wan, watching it feels like a chore.

    Their shows are mediocre and not compelling or well written. I'll watch Ms Marvel if it ends and people say it was great. And from now on that's going to be my policy for all Disney+ shows.

    Get some good fucking writers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wandavision and Moon Knight were pure kino. Even Disney+'s worst series are better than anything else being released by other studios

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wandavision was good until the ending. The ending was so bad it ruined the rest of the show for me.
        Moonknight had two good episodes, the first one and the penultimate one.

        I'm watching The Boys and Barry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ending saved Wandavision, it was peak sovl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quick silver turns out to just be a guy played by the same actor
            >Director whatever the fuck is arrested for doing literally nothing wrong
            >Wanda is somehow portrayed as the good guy at the end. Based Rami ignored that for good reason.
            >CGI flying laser battles are this generations blue sky lasers.
            >Sassy black lady gets super powers for no other reason than franchise set up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re either a child or retarded or paid by Disney or this was phenomenal bait because it made me respond.
        >7/10 for making me slightly rage by reminding me that there are people who are ignorant of where to find high quality art and are satisfied with truly, truly mediocre entertainment. And these people feel qualified to give you their opinion on art because what they have to say is important, and these are the people I argue with, making me a sucker. Well fucking played

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I support diversity in media representation
      No you don't. Do you really believe marginalized people are going to come with an instant bang? Of course some of the stuff is going to be mediocre at first even if they're backed by "seniors" but if people don't support them they'll lose momentum. You have to support them when they're at the bottom to deserve them when they're at the top. It's not like it takes you an absurd amount of money or a huge effort.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My support is predicated on good writing. I loved Encanto.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That just sounds like a shitty excuse to fund mediocrity in the hopes of talent just magically appearing when you've neither seen or heard the slightest sign of it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based dishonest retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I support diversity in media representation.
      Sounds retarded. Shouldn't diversity start at home? By that, I mean, shouldn't you seek out diversity, rather than expecting someone else to move aside in order for something "diverse" to be produced?

      There's a lot of countries on earth. And most of them produce native content, starring people from their own countries. If you want to see more Indians, watch Bollywood. It's very strange that you seem to think the answer is making white countries produce crude mockeries of other cultures. Almost as if you're not interested in diversity at all or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a good liberal and I support diversity in media representation.

      Move to Venezuela, homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Move to Russia, traitor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >leftard tells me to move leftard paradise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watching it feels like a chore
      i went to watch another episode yesterday and it was copyright striked off the site i stream off of. it was kind of relieving.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real literals cannot accept in their heart a strong Muslim woman. A woman is literally a subhuman in Islam; a woman is not qualified to be a Muslim. It's moronic to say "Muslim Women", which are just females married to Muslim men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Talking out of your ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          muslim women don't go to heaven.

          muslim men get 72 virgins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a good liber-ACK!!!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New heroes introduced by Marvel during this new phase:
    Ms Marvel
    She-Hulk
    Female Loki
    Female Hawkeye
    Natasha's sister (didn't see the movie)
    Female Thor
    Eternals (spoiler alert, most males are dead)
    Wanda (technically not introduced but she did get her own show and got a major focus during this phase)
    America Chavez

    If I'm missing anyone. Feel free to share.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monica Rambeau, the other Captain Marvel replacement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh right I forgot about that particular powerful black woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically, she was introduced in the Captain Marvel movie (as a child)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And now either her or Kamala are being setup to replace Captain Marvel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *smacks lips*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there a tvtropes page for the imminent death of a male leader when a strong female shows up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The marvel cinematic universe ended after endgame. They have completely ran out of ideas for interesting characters and are now just shilling out nobodies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Trying to reboot the originals with new people was a mistake.
        I bet they'll take a page out of Spiderman and just reboot Ironman in 10 years. Same with the others.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moon Knight

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any actual christian hero in the marvel universe? Why would there be when the whole thing is gnomish fantasy and sci fi gods and whatnot. Why would a superpowered hero be a muslim then? There’s actual touchable gods walking around them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Captain America

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daredevil but meh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nightcrawler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there any actual christian hero in the marvel universe?
      bruce banner is devout christian in the comics, the same goes for daredevil and captain america

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their strength comes from Christ

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because she's not stretchy obviously
    fuck your knockoff green lantern shit. say what you will about her comics, but she has a genuinely fun power and the fucking wasted it by turning it into the same pew pew capeshit a thousand other characters have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point if she doesn't stretch that's retarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can see why the retards who actually consume the comics would be mad tbh
        >Take already obscure, shitty material and turn it into tv slop
        >Completely rework her character and powers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kamalas dad is muslim and would stone a disney executive inshallah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Marvel make two characters that can stretch? Was Reed Richards not enough?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Was Reed Richards not enough?
        That's what his wife said

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Namor chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but she has a genuinely fun power
      her power is lame, even mister fantastic used his intelligence more than his actual powers, no girl would want to have kamala khan comic super powers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >say what you will about her comics
      It bombed, with indie tier numbers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the comic industry's only purpose is to groom garden gnomes for a job at disney

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All so they could reintroduce Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic. Runaways did a better job on a CW budget.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she have a thinner muslim female friend in the show? I love arab chicks but ms marvel herself doesn't do it for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nakia

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GWGB

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think everyone is finally hitting that point where if it's not a big name, big movie, they realized the MCU should have ended at End Game. Capeshit is finally going to die out.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching another teen hero show after they butchered my favorites
    >b-b-but that was Hulu not MA-
    never again, fuck off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the runnaways were never good to begin with, pozzed before pozzed was even a thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that's what you believe surely you get why making it worse would turn people off other similar ""adaptations""

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someday someone thought this would be a good idea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carol has literally never been a good character in the history of her existence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, Iman how does it feel to be the fake Ms Marvel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a god damned lie. She is VERY important for Rogue's origin story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why isn't that religious teenage girl dressed like a warmmonger alcoholic stacy begging for global attention

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>why isn't that religious teenage girl dressed like a warmmonger alcoholic stacy begging for global attention
        yeah why? she would be popular character that way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I really supposed to think the latter doesn't sound more interesting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ms marvels original run was good, disney corp failed to capture any of what made it so

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marvel itself fucked her over a few times. They tried to get her to run before she could walk -- she was thrust into big team-ups before she had the time to build her own, compelling rogues gallery and the like.
        Shame, because I too enjoy Kamala

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't know what its target audience is
    Unexperienced and untalented feminists made this
    >kid main character
    >lots of energy from MC in the beginning, similar to Turning Red
    >immediate lose all energy and be sad and quiet
    ?
    >pacing is slow the first 30 mins and reveal family dynamics in unentertaining fashion
    >barely understand them
    >fast paced Turning Red energy returns to the MC suddenly
    >gets powers
    >episode ends
    Horrible intro. Should've doubled down on either appealing to the kid audience with more energy or stuck with trying to entertain balding adult males.
    Apparently the MC is a huge marvel fan in real life, similar to the character she plays. Sad.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only Brie can save this shitshow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek everyone likes her better than CM.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope capeshitter. No Brie, no second season.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope simp. Brie needs Kamala way more than Kamala needs CM.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one needs an ugly hijabi you dumb homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              CM2 would flop without Kamala and Monica. CM herself is not a draw.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao, that movie is going to bomb regardless

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All because of Larson.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm mad hawkeye wasn't Clint fucking the shit out of Kate Bishop while they bond over the shit that went down in that show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, they probably had the whole secret family arc JUST so they wouldn’t have to do that when the inevitable Kate bishop arc came. 5-d cockblock chess from Feige.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. They don't release viewer figures.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Ms Marvel has ever been popular in her life, they should be happy the show got views at all. I'm sure you can do something interesting with a Muslim superhero but a ripoff of Mr Fantastic's powers and "hurr brown girls from Jersey aren't usually heroes" isn't the way to do it.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG HANDS SMALL GIRL
    BIG HANDS SMALL GIRL

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    La creatura...

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based on massive flop
    >it flops

    Communism loses again. That's why you have to pack your diverse cancer warts together with established, popular characters.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is too burned out to watch more shitty streaming shows

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am. It's the only Disney Plus MCU show that I liked so far.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saving my tears for She-Hulk

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Told ya!

    I'm a dedicated Marvelchad and this is the first of, what appears to be many, POC projects that I skip.

    Why fucking buy the FOX IPs if you're not gonna fucking use them? Echo and Ironheart over Deadpool and Wolverine? GET FUCKED LULZfags.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [log in to view media]

    >ugly brown woman
    >fat
    >short
    >powerful lead

    I wonder why,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >22
      >already bald
      that fucker never had a chance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He better be lifting
      He better be at least 6'0
      He better be making some money
      He better stop being a depressed tik tok posting fag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If this cunt lifted he wouldn't be so bad.
        Gym bros can pull off the bald head. Skinnyfags can NOT pull off the bald head.
        Even fat bros have a better chance at pulling it off.
        But not FAT fat, but burly, like a lumber jack.
        As my uncle would say, rest his soul, "I may be hauling this beer keg gut but under it there's a 6 pack for your bitch ass" Fucker could lift engines like no other but had a body like Chris Farley.

        Both of you belong on Reddit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >huhuhuhuhuh REDDIT!!!!! I.. I fit in, right guys???
          I've been on this site far longer than you, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this cunt lifted he wouldn't be so bad.
      Gym bros can pull off the bald head. Skinnyfags can NOT pull off the bald head.
      Even fat bros have a better chance at pulling it off.
      But not FAT fat, but burly, like a lumber jack.
      As my uncle would say, rest his soul, "I may be hauling this beer keg gut but under it there's a 6 pack for your bitch ass" Fucker could lift engines like no other but had a body like Chris Farley.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. Not only bald but big head bald

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need to watch the show when YouTube channels like New Rockstars, amongst others, review every program and movie within 10-20 minutes and there is no need to invest the time.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never expected marvel fans to be so racist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the filth they read? Thank goodness for Disney's tv shows and movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LULZ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >graffiti
        >french fries
        >LULZ
        The 3 Sinister Evil Leads

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not watching a show about teenagers going to highschool unless they are piloting giant robots afterwards

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate looking at fat faced people

    i look at enough fat faced people in the face at work and in real life, i dont need to see this more

    plus i dont watch marvel shit anyway

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and that's a good thing!

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chudbros...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn the only white person in the entire cast is now cancelled, welp that's muttlandia 4 U

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ands people whine about Chinese kids being bootlickers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >liking tweets supporting the president is enough to get you fired today
      I want off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oy vey, i hate nationalism!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In France you can sue your boss if he wants to fire you because he disagrees with your politics or puts pressure on you to release dishonnest statements

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because woke , a girl born into Islam would never have powers without being stoned to death for being possessed by a djinn or something

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they couldn't even get her fucking powers right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HER ORIGINAL POWERS SUCK!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they don't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is she even called ms marvel if she's not inheriting the original ms marvel's powers? All the marvels are supposed to be Kree-adjacent except for her apparently.

          Sure there's the fangirl angle but honestly it's shit and muddies the waters regarding these legacy characters.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why is she even called ms marvel if she's not inheriting the original ms marvel's powers?
            because she's a fangirl like you said? She's following in the footsteps of her hero
            >All the marvels are supposed to be Kree-adjacent
            Inhumans are kree-adjacent

            yes they do, that's why they change them

            They changed them because they're unimaginative

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes they do, that's why they change them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the show runners thought that they should have picked a different super hero to make a show about.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          clearly the best option was taking a shitty powerset and making it shittier so you could afford it in your shoestring budget netshow.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao so glad it's bombing.

    if it's not about the Top Avengers or iconic X-Men, who can be fucked to care/watch?

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We are too progressive to cast attractive female lead. That would be sexist you knoooow.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real weird thing is how they gave a Pakistani character an indian name that's not even in the top 100 girl-names in Pakistan.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd watch it if it was her naked, spreading her fat ass cheeks and farting on camera

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming service
    >ratings
    Who cares about that? Disney still gets paid.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing about it is remotely intriguing. They marketed it as "le first Pakistani Muslim superhero!!!1!1," as if that would make people care about it. Otherwise it looks very generic.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would they know your houselolds race?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >poll 1% of the people that watched your show
        >most of them are black and hispanic and zoomies
        >lets just assume the data will hold true for the entire viewer base

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny enough those 3 demographics are the least likely to have their own streaming accounts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're a paying customer you're logging in with a disney account
        I'm sure they've figured out what shade of brown you are years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you pay your subscription on time, they assume you're white or Asian. If you're late on paying but have clicked on content in the "black voices" category, they know you're black.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Implying the corpos don’t know everything about with all the cookies and tracking shit they put on your computer. Did you forget we’re living in a surveillance state?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am black and I didn't watch this crap. Don't plan on watching it either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *I’m a slave bred by garden gnomery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably a larp but based if true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we drew the most diverse audience
      >while being the lowest rated show

      there's a lesson in there somewhere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the lesson is you comic book nerds are BIGOTS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lowest raw numbers
      >but our zoomer and minority percentage is higher!
      lmao

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a scene where her and her family are using the shitting street?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ITT watched it yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think of it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's alright

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched episode one and it lost me halfway through. Episode two I listened to. I swear halfway through the episode, the characters start talking so inane and irrelevant that their voices sounded like two streams of water simulating human voices.

      The script is that bad.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broke's flops and cope, formerly woke's.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show centers around a character that was introduced in a movie that hasn't been released digitally yet, so I haven't bothered torrenting and watching the former until I can torrent and watch the latter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“Ms. Marvel” only brought in 775K views in the series first five days. This is incredibly lackluster compared to other Disney+ Marvel series which usually receive over 1 million views on their first couple days.
    Pajeetress sisters...

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who take capeshit seriously are boys and adolescent men. How in the fuck are they going to relate to some Pakistani Muslim who is also ugly? Point out the obvious and you are racist, and ironically racist.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because I don't like brown people

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chuds REFUSE to watch the shows we make to educate them and this can't go on

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was 9/11 the buck breaking of Americans or of Muslims? I honestly can't tell who's subverting who anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garden gnomes are the subverting both of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is the retaliation by the US government was insufficient. The entire middle east should be a radioactive pile of glass for the next few thousand years. We should have made hiroshima and nagasaki look like child's play. What was the rest of the world going to do to us? Fucking nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muslims won, obviously. Violence works, it's the only thing that works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both. Israel and Saudi Arabia planned 9/11 so they could use American soldiers to fuck up the rest of the Middle East.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still better than most of the DC shows on CW and this one isnt even free

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muslim protagonist
    >Show bombed
    Yeah checks out

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good serie, people are dumb

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You MotherFuckers! Just give this show a Fucking chance! This show can be a Fucking success if you assholes would just give it a chance!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The writing room is weak brother.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cast is good though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The cast is carrying the show, that's a fact.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >inb4 ms piggy asks the final villian for a time out so she can eat a snack

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like she's fat. Is some kind of adorable stupid dork.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mid-2000s Disney Channel production targeting tween and teen girls.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No shit look at the cast for Christ's sake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cast is good though.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry sandnigs only

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First episode was okay, then in episode 2 they went super heavy on all the muslim crap, and it got boring. I wouldn't watch a show about a super Christian family either, so the fact that they are spending so much time on the family's religion and customs makes it obvious the show is really just about normalizing islam in the west, not about telling an interesting story. Not sure I will finish it.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they really surprised no one wants to watch a show about a brown mudslime?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The show had a good premise: the retribution of middle east on America. It failed hard though, no beheading or bombing so far.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh it’s bombing
        Bombing in the ratings ayyooooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 1 kind of played down the muslim crap and it sort of worked. Sure, she had strict parents, but it could have been from any sort of strict immigrant culture. But episode 2 went really heavy with the muslim stuff, and it old fast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i heard she gets forced to marry a 50 year old imam in episode 3

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are Fucking MADE UP numbers! Tell the Fucking truth about the Ms. Marvel ratings! Release the real Fucking numbers!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lightyear also flopped

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are they going to give Kamala an archenemy? Who is the villain of the show?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one fucking job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is so ugly what were they thinking?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Feige sees her in "Room"
          >"Oh man, such talent!! I need to grab her" he thinks
          >Turns out she a bitch who refuses to act
          Plus, Feige had been promising a Ms. Marvel film for years. When it came time to deliver--- they still couldn't figure out how to make her work.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when will they fucking learn

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do i fucking get a girl like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be chad. Now stop asking stupid questions.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many eps are out? i dont keep up with air dates and im not supposed to spoil the stoning episode, but im interested in peoples reaction if its out. pls let me know if its not out so i can delete this.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just dont care for it

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >summer comes around
    >the word "reddit" jumps up in use ten fold
    I wonder why

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poor man's Hailee Steinfeld

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surprise surprise

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so chubby? Kamala is supposed to be svelte with long, delicate features!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's going to be hilarious when in a few years and shes full on hambeast and theyll still be trying to sell her as a teenage super hero.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO THE RACIST MISOGYNISTIC INCEL VIRGIN TRUMP VOTING NAZI'S AREN'T GIVING ME MONEY AND WATCHING ALL THESE UGLY BROWN PEOPLE THAT I'M SHOVING IN THEIR FACES WHY NOTTTT??? NOOOOOOOOOOO

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unpopular character
    >Teen show that's really a kid's show made by adults who understand neither
    >Pushing diversity and womens lib issues to a culture that doesn't want it
    >Extreme minority in the US anyway
    >Replace her powers cause they thought it would look retarded on camera

    Gee wonder why

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, who woulda thunk.
    Make a show people give 0 fucks about.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a good show tho

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new heroes are garbage, the only way they could probably salvage Ms. Marvel is if they turn Captain marvel evil after making a Mentor/pupil arc that shows how their ideals clash until the point where conflict is not avoidable.
    and this its gonna work just because everyone hates Brie.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO THEY WILL WIN BILLIONS INSTEAD OF TRILLIONS
    Once again.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney doesn't seem to actually know or care about the audiences they want to target.
    Sana Amanat comics didn't resonate with anyone.

    so why greenlight a series on a character that never got over? what was the thought process? failing upwards is such a strange thing but completely common in Hollywood

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it for kids? I only watch adult mcu content.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women logic: the show
    but you said it wasn't for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      these gals were more slutty on a shitty low effort yt show than they were in the whole movie.
      if stew stew had done this in the movie would've made box office billions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        they tried tbf but camerawork was shit

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The show was clearly made for and targeted at tweens.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see Captain Marvel shit, I click away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i see captain marvel shit, i click, type, click again, click away
      ftfy

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Youre all racists for not watching our aids infested pozz fest during pozz month.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno maybe because she shares a name with a certain incompetent vice president?

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I share a board with people that watch current shows? They all either get cancelled or are full of transhumanhomo sexuality and race baiting.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An ugly goblina playing a literally who capeshit character
    HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED??!?!

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