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morbheads, we won

morbheads, we won

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still not watching it

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You did it for free.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all those people leaving the theater pissed because he doesn't actually say any of the memes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leto confirmed that they are adding in a line of dialog where he says his now famous line

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to cause an international incident. The people aren't ready for this morbing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Morbing time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That happened in Minneapolis? More like Morbeapolis

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not a shill campaign we are just posting ironically it's not like it's in theatres anymore or anything

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >campaigns on the internet to get the movie back in cinemas
    >don't go watch it

    get morbed leto

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want #getmorbed to become a viral campaign where nobody actually goes to watch it in theatres.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Disney started the memes to create hype for their flop of a movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck if I know. The last movies I saw in the theater were LotR trilogy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of irrelevant

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it's morbing time

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe anyone is going to watch this garbage because of the interwebz funneh meme.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most low effort astroturf in history

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like morbkino is back on the menu boys

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fucking lie.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Floydin time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pink Floyd's dead????

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morbviously.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meme is dead already won't work they should've done it a week earlier it's over

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i usually find stupid memes funny but this one doesn't even get a chuckle out of me

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its morbin time
    Zoomer humor (brain damage) or astroturfed disney shill meme?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it gay if you morb out with another guy? no kissing just morbing each other's morbs?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    n-word i will see this like five times in a row, i will sneak in through the side door of the theater with crack whores like hunter biden and i will watch this bitch all day and morb out. literally the only people in the theater will be unfiltered and morb pilled im gonna pop some molly. im gonna raw dog a prostitute with like 4 other people in the whole room and they will tell me its morbin time

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #MOEBSWEEP continues.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I took my son to see Morbius when it did its original run. He bugged me all week to take him to a movie so I took him to Morbius. I really, really liked it. My son didn't though, he said it was boring, it didn't make sense, and it felt like he was making a joke of the one weekend a month I get to see him, which is also the only time I have to look at my bitch ex wife. Who he looks just like. So I beat the fucking shit out of the kid with a piece of copper in a sock. Guess what? He didn't turn into a bat. It's mormon time

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whew okay guys now that we filtered out all of the plebs, I want to talk to you about an opportunity.
    1. Do you know how to fly a plane?
    2.Do you hate the Great Satan?
    3.Have you Morbed or do you plan to Morb in the next:
    1
    ..2
    ....3
    ......4
    .........5 years / months / days?
    >Do you speak Arabic?
    >Do you speak Arameic?
    >Do you drink the blood of vampire bats?
    > CRISPR Y / N?

    Anyway if you are serious just go see Morbius in the theaters and one of our guys will morb you, one you morb him back we'll tell you more(b)

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > you enter the hospital with an erection that just won't quit
    > you spy out of the corner of your eye, a certain character
    > a certain someone who you had all but forgotten about
    > jared leto
    > although the film Morbius had retired from cinemas across the world 8 years prior, he was still reprising his role as the titular character
    > he lifts his head up and seemingly sniffs the air
    > a smirk appears on his gaunt face
    > he turns toward you, letting you see his full visage
    > draped in nothing but a shredded black cloak, he bares his fangs greater with each stride
    > he is upon you
    > he bends down and spies your engorged member
    > he pulls your pants down in one swift motion, tearing the jean fabric from the seams
    > he takes a firm bite and drains you dry
    > a few seconds later it's all but over
    > he looks up into your glistening eyes
    > 'fear not my child, it's morbin' time'

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morning is gay as fuck, Kevin spacey is a known morber

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not releasing the directors cut that wasn't chopped to absolute shit
    way to go sony, you fucking retards. ya blew it

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MUH MEMES.So he is basically deadpool 2.0 now?Why does holygarden gnome push him and Ezra so fucking hard?They are insufferable cunts who ruin everything

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will flop again and again. Time is flat circle. But hey it's MORBIN TIME!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't flop the first time, chud.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A true Morbhead will not go to the second run.
    I'm a huge fan so I didn't see it the first time either, waiting till it gets the recognition as a niche cult classic it deserves and only then I'll watch.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Morbius MCU?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think the M in the acronym stands for?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mormon

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those are good memes tbh. I won't watch the movie tho.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does Jared Leto keep getting huge roles? Hollywood really is just a group of insiders laundering money to one another.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really want to go see it
    but i bet he doesnt say it
    if confirmed im not going to go see it

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they legit retarded?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This proves how gay memes and the internet is , its literal brainwashing parrot sheep shit you memsters just copy and repeat what ever some else does over and over you shit huffing piss snorting homosexuals

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    return? it's still in theaters

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's morning time

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jared Leto was brought in to record new audio lines for the re-release. We hope you like it.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX
    POOP MY PANTS
    HAVE SEX

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