37 thoughts on “>mom found the shoe closet

      • Anonymous says:

        >2 a.m. getting ready to fap
        >takes 1h to search a porn clip i finally can jack off to
        >mom sneaks quietly to my door and opens the door very fast
        >pull my peepee in the most frightened and fastest way into my pyjama pants
        >mom tells me that it’s hatmful and will not have good influence in life
        >i’m still denying and explain my mom that i actually was about to wear on my pyjamas and was about to go to bed

    • Anonymous says:

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      >2 a.m. getting ready to fap
      >takes 1h to search a porn clip i finally can jack off to
      >mom sneaks quietly to my door and opens the door very fast
      >pull my peepee in the most frightened and fastest way into my pyjama pants
      >mom tells me that it’s hatmful and will not have good influence in life
      >i’m still denying and explain my mom that i actually was about to wear on my pyjamas and was about to go to bed

      Why do parents try to sneak and find their kids masturbating? Why not either shut it down immediately by making your presence known or just leave the kid to their own devices? The sneaking and watching them at 3AM from behind a cracked door for an undisclosed amount of time before stepping in and shutting things down is weird as heck in retrospect. Parents will try to belittle their kid and say "I saw you touching yourself for the last 20 minutes you little freak. You’ll go bald and blind if you keep doing that!" We all just completely gloss over the fact they were silently watching you masturbate for twenty minutes.

  1. Anonymous says:

    >when your mom sees something new on you and asks how much it cost, you lie by saying a 75% lower price, and she still gets shocked and mad at you

  2. Anonymous says:

    She should be glad I am autistic about clothes of all things. Much higher chance of getting grandkids than if I was collecting Legos or model train sets

  3. Anonymous says:

    >mom comes over
    >finds can of coke in the fridge
    >”Omg anon you told me you gave up drinking soda! I am so disappointed in you”
    >mfw can’t tell her I only keep it for ball-freezing

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