moids are irritable. i can't help poking the nest but i#m not here to do that i don't want to capture you floppy lockup, hand to God, i don't want that.
it would be bad for the both of us, however it must be known that most intimidating of moids never encountered a hell worse than a single scorned
woman.
LULZ / Misc
Yesterday the engine on my main car caught fire. I put it out with wet mulch infested with fire ants. Worked 6 hours that night. Scraped the bites off with a dull serrated knife before going to bed.
Today repped 405 ass to grass on squat as part of my 4/week leg routine.
I only wish to make the point that it's impossible for me to find you very intimidating. You could have a knife and still couldn't do much if I covered my neck and eyes.
That said I do find the weirdness honestly and completely unironically endearing.
wait until you hear my scream only then will you dare whisper the truth of the matter to yourself and those around you, you'll go from walking with Jesus to wondering IF with Jesus.
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I'll think it's fucking cute and kiss your nose.
I uh. I don't mean to be derogatory.
You're fucking shit at imitating schizoposting, you sound like an ESL retard.
have a nice day, whore
lmao nah, i'm unparalleld in my imitation of schizo poting, people are always copying it, i've been doing it long enough to know that i'm good and your shit. probably have hotdogs for brains like me.
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holes are incapable of producing anything with soul, which is why your posts sound like they were written by a brain damaged downy instead of a schizo.
go back to discord, you dumb skank. you will never be anything but a womanposter
er excuse me. i 'm actually not even trying to imitate a schizo for the record. if i was i would be using many different techniques. i'm literally unironically just being me.
so suck my pussy, dawg.
>i'm literally unironically just being me.
I'm that case you should be dragged behind a Walmart by your hair to be shot in the head for being an obnoxious retard.
the funny thing is that i'm actually 140+ IQ
and yet you have the employment prospects and literary aptitude of a lobotomy victim
why trust you? you don't seem to be that clever, i don't really like angry poor people like you, no offence.
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>you don't seem to be that clever
then how come I make more than you, retard?
cringe moid. you are cringe enough to make a small wage but not cringe enough to make that much money. i'm going with lower than average median income in your country.
>wage
If you aren't salaried you aren't human.
so you exceed my expectations. i didn't think you would catch that slight of hand. took you a while though so...um...juries still out.
Reminder that being a hole doesn't change the fact that if you live with your parents you're worthless
you also have holes you know, one IN YOUR BRAIN HAHA, silly.
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Only if you pat my head and let me hold you in the air while I do it.
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You can jerk yourself off all you want, but this narcissism will never land you a boyfriend, probably not even a girlfriend. But please do tell me how far you are above the trivialities of romantic love before you turn around and cry into your unwashed hoodie to the tune of junk food and anime.
i hang my head and cry my cry will be audible so that its heard ways away, that it will be
blood curdling enough that the walk with Jesus becomes a stand-still. tie your balls to a door, bash your head against a wall and dangle by your manlet balls from the doorhandle until they lose circulation and drop off.
Maybe use these shitty creative writing skills and get in the miles-long line for authorship and journalistic jobs for pennies an hour, having to subsist off of the dicks of men you don't love to be able to afford your water and electricity bills. You're not a powerful angel witch spirit Mary Sue protagonist bitch, you're nothing but another ant on the hill, just like the rest of us, so sit the fuck down and maybe you'll still be able to afford food in 10 years.
don't hate it because you ain't it.
I am indeed easy to irritate, the word moid always echoes in my head and makes me angry. Its an easy buzzword that signals me I will soon be judged (most likely by a foid) solely on the basis of my second chromosome.
Now how exactly are you supposedly intimidating because I could not imagine you to be worse than hell if scornered..
these multiple queen bitches tempt the do-nothing devil in i to poke the festering wound, this is partly because i have hotdogs for brains i will admit.
>i have hotdogs for brains i will admit.
theres nothing to admit, anyone with more than 7 hotdogs inside his brain could see what goes on inside your head
We get it, you are victim #1 and I am victim #7 billion. You are in hell suffering and I am in heaven spoiled. I suppose I couldn't cast down Jacob's Ladder to you, could I?
You sound like a tranny honestly.
so what, suck my pussy.
Ey its the pig garden gnome again. Start losing the WEIGHT today. I need a bitch , please.
haha you tried to come on strong but i know its a cover-up for how desperate you are for my mint condition suffragette crust
Ey I cant help it i im just a MAN. U seem jelly tho
don't hate it because you ain't it.????
i might be jelly but you look like a jelly bean lmao
u r just a weak fatty lol.
lmao i'm literally slender. i have cellulite from past chubbiness but i've been slender for years.
PLEASE stop trying to disprove your fatness. Just write more CRAZY things cuz that is ATTRACTIVE. this is not ATTRACTIVE. Ill stop with the fat thing tho i feel bad about hurting you.......
I'm not irritable at all and have utmost patience for someone I adore. I will want to rape you when you're being objectively annoying, though.
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what did i just read lmao
i'm not responsible for your lack of comprehension. read again or get the FUCKKKKKK OUTTTT 😀
>It's not my fault you can't understand my nonsense
Ah yes, women avoiding accountability, a tale as old as time
n-word, you don't have to come into my thread if you don't want, i don't owe you anything. i'm not forcing you lmao fuck this cba right now, you dubiously diobolical cretin.
So youre still in middle school. It makes sense now
you'd like that to be true. but i'm practically menopausal.
Shit how old are u gorl dont be menopausal PLEASE.
ok BORT i'm not a GORL i'm a woman and i'm not not over 20 but under 30
i'll bury my dick 30 feet deep in ur ass bbgrl
Ok thats still good still good just do SOMETHING to keep ur ovaries alive please thanks.
thanks, i will try, thinking of you sweetheart.
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Why are you retards bickering with a transvestite?
You are all seriously that desperate? That youre willing to suspend your disbelief in order to delude yourself into believing youre communicating with an actual female?
Pathetic. All someone has to do is larp as a woman on this board, and its an instant 50+ reply thread, while threads of actual substance go unnoticed. All youre doing is giving this lowly tranny the attention is craves, prolonging its existent and hindering its inevitable suicide. Stop that.
I dont care if shes a tranny or not shes entertaining : ( .
based frog poster fuck trannies fuck women and most of all fuck jannies
^^ok on that note i'm leaving now, bye.