22 thoughts on “Modern mustache for a straight man?

  1. Anonymous says:

    >old timey strongman
    >firefighter
    >drill sargent
    >cop
    >old money/aristocrat
    If you are none of these you are not allowed to grow a moustache.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I think you can get away with if if you have 1-2 weeks stubble and work a blue collar job. It’s a b***h to shave so I often don’t even bother. Granted, you’ll look like a slob, but I think everyone should experience that and be able to wear it with pride.

  3. Anonymous says:

    you can look like that as a straight man nowadays
    you can also have long hair as a straight man
    and wear preppy clothes

    but when you wear preppy clothes people will think you’re a cunt
    when you have long hair people will think you’re at least gay and probably trans
    and when you wear a schauzer like that normies will think you’re a hardcore gay

    just don’t mind them and do what you want.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I was informed by my closest friend in the world that my mustache looked gay when I had it. I thought I looked like Don Frye

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