Modern Germans are Celts who larp as Germanics

Modern Germans are Celts who larp as Germanics. Who imposed Germanic language on their ancestors?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Modern Germans are Celts who larp as Germanics
    bros...? who's gonna tell the germans they're not real germans?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nationality=genetic makeup
    You must be 18 to post here.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. They are natives.

    British “Celts” have not much to do with continental celts who were always pretty much Germans same ole pipo who lived in those parts.

    But you can be sure Anglos are move invaders/less Celtic then them

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yea modern germans are mutts, they are not like ancient germans once were

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Swe_Ia is a garbage proxy
    The best proxy for germanic ancestry in continental europe is "Saxon"
    The england one is rather pure
    Use that one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Saxons
      Product of Nordic rape
      >England
      Product of Nordic rape

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      depends how you think germanic diffused.
      The Weklice Goths want a purely swedish source, and CNE can be modeled with one too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can be modeled in part with one*

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funmy how Turks with 20% Turkic dna are considered Uber turks in Turkey while Germans with 20% Nord dna are considered larpers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you have to dance around the fire for Alfadir and fight naked or you are indeed a larper

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this may be true but it's not the same as Celts and Germanics are both Indo-European speaking people and ultimate stem from the same ancestral populations. But Turks and Anatolians are completely different languages families. Bronze age germanics in Scandinavia aren't going to look that much different than Celtic europeans to the south of them. But a fricking uber pure blooded Turkic from Mongolia isn't going to resemble or have any thing in common with someone Indo-European from Anatolia or a Persian that they'll eventually mix with. So ultimately this is a stupid thread made by someone who doesn't know enough about what they're talking about.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Germanics come from Scandinavia, who has barely any people living there. Couldn't have been a massive migration, maybe a bit more than the turkics in Anatolia.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you look at traditionally Scandinavian Y haplogroups in Continental Europe it begins to make sense. Certain clades of R1b, R1a, I2 and almost all I1 in total number in say Germany or Italy or France are more numerous than they are in any given Scandinavian country. Though they only make up a small % of the haplogroups in those more southern countries it's easy to see how massive the armies and migrations they came from were at one point.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient swedes beforeass imports of eastern baltic women were the most germanic people. Hence SWE_IA works best.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Target: German
    Distance: 0.7621% / 0.00762137 | R5P
    37.8 ENG_Saxon
    22.8 SWE_Oland_IA
    18.2 CZE_Early_Slav
    14.6 ITA_Ardea_Latini_IA
    6.6 TUR_Aegean_Mugla_Camandras_Dalagöz_Rom

    the celtic dna gets pumped because you forgot to add a roman source

    germans are Germanic on gallo-roman rapebabies, more on the germanic side

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the Germans, French, Belgians, and English are more Celtic than the Welsh, Scots and Irish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      make a face for french being more germanic than germans according to g25
      Target: French_Paris
      Distance: 1.1951% / 0.01195115 | R5P
      38.2 FRA_SouthEast_gaul_IA2
      32.0 DEU_MA_Alemannic
      12.8 SWE_Oland_IA
      9.6 Aegean_Mugla_Camandras_Dalagöz_Rom
      7.4 DEU_Roman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mixing Middle Age and Iron Age samples
        Fricking moron. Vahaduo users are 0 IQ, imagine thinking a tool this easily manipulated can ever definitively prove anything

        How do I learn to use Vahaduo

        Don’t waste your time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Seething

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Silence subhuman, you don’t have permission to talk lmfao

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Germans travel down to modern Germany
    >encounter Celts
    >wage war against them to conquer a new homeland
    >defeated the evil Celts, but a few Celts joined the side of the Germans and allied with them
    >intermarriage happens, fricking conquered celtic women happens
    >over time celts get assimilated to germans, turn from allies into fellow germans
    >conquest complete, celtic women impregnated, new homeland gained
    2000 years later:
    >You had sex with the women of your allies and your defeated enemies, CHUD, that means you don‘t exist
    Seethe & Cope & Dilate, you get no b***hes.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I learn to use Vahaduo

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need a Romance source as well to absorb some of the celtic variance.

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