Millions of normies are going to suffer. I've waited a long time for this.
Millions of normies are going to suffer. I've waited a long time for this.
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
Why? They will beg for government intervention and we’ll have the financial version of the patriot act passed with scraps for the poors. Everyone’s life will get worse as a result
i'm tired of guys like YOU taking guys like ME for granted
I don't take guys like you for granted, anon. They deserve what's going to happen.
i think you forgot GOP controls the house. they would give out shit, not a single dollar. everything will get blocked
Ahh yes you’re right. It would just be patriot act finance edition with no scraps. Atleast the troon loving democrats would throw in scraps since they love gibs programs
haircomb liquidity stackers are unaffected
I have a relative that makes the most retarded decisions. They built a new fucking house that still isnt done and they work construction. I know they are going to get locked into a high rate when the construction loan rolls into a mortgage and their monthly payments are goijng to be like 6k. They will innevitably be laid off and have the house taken from them and their kids will suffer. However, they will cope that its the recessions fault and no one could have seen this coming and everyone will pity them. I used to pity people who lost everything in crashes. Now I just try and see how I can profit.
I hope it means millions of people pawn off their belongings for peanuts on eBay so I can finally start that retro game and anime dvd collection.
>buys stacks of dvds and anime figures during economic meltdown for peanuts, hodls for ten years, ends up reselling for peanuts during next economic meltdown
It's like the rise and fall of Tony Montana
i like the way you think
Save yourselves, buy $GME.
Sir, you are the normies
You will never be a real bank. You have no deposits, you have no liquidity, you have no equity. You are a ponzi scheme twisted by monetary policy and reckless printing into a crude mockery of financial soundness.
All the “auditing” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “regulators” laugh at your ghoulish books behind closed doors.
Gold holders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even banks who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a gold holder. Your balance sheet structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk lawyer home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your corrupt, busted bonds.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sell your shares, dump your options, lie about your balance sheet, and send your proceeds to Seychelles. Your regulators will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll liquidate you with a process marked with your decisions, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a dead bank is buried there. Your legacy will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fraudulent.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
I know, I’m so goddamn happy I get to watch it too. And I’m going to be a comfy NEET as well. Klaus really is /ourguy/
I'm already suffering bad.
So everyone gets to join me I guess.
>.t poorfag king