mfw Im at the dentist and he grabs the big drill

mfw I’m at the dentist and he grabs the big drill

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So true

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >three or four years ago
    >getting root canal
    >hygienist hands me a pair of noise cancelling headphones so I wouldn't hear the drill
    >tell her no thanks
    >she's baffled
    >I tell her I like to hear what's going on during the procedure and the conversation between herself and the dentist
    >she starts getting pissy and telling me I have to put the headphones on
    >no.jpg
    >tells me the drill is going to be loud and it amplifies the pain to hear it
    >tell her I've had a root canal before and not being able to hear anything would bother me more
    >she literally cannot wrap her head around this idea

    What did she mean by this and why do I think about it so often?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she was seething because they wanted to talk shit about you and your teeth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        See, that's what I've always thought, but my teeth aren't really all that bad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most people are buttholes anon who talk down others to feel better about themselves and by most I mean more than 99% of the people. There's nothing more to it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >but my teeth aren't really all that bad
          brother you needed multiple root canals

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The generation after will be Gen Alpha. The generation that grew up completely on Pregnant Spider-Man Elsa Mr. Beast soulless garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's control. People have so little self esteem that they like to exert dominance over others in small, meaningless ways. Any rational person would be like, cool, the dude doesn't want the headphones. But she was a massive c**t and you probably can't understand how she could be such a dick about something so meaningless. It was you, witnessing a horrible person expressing their horrible personality in a small way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't have pissed her off, dude. She placed a ticking time bomb in your mouth during the operation, something is going to rot inside your roots in the next couple of years.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OPbros...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wait frick that wasn't OP, that was some other guy...
          Board induced CTE strikes again.

          ........

          Mebros.....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >six or seven years ago
      >few weeks after root canal, go back for check up type thing
      >cute Russian hygienist girl starts flossing my teeth for me
      >"Ow! This kinda hurts lol..."
      >"HURTS!? What do you mean HURTS!? Aren't you BIG BOY? *giggle*"
      >*actually gets mildly offended* "I just thought you were being too rough I don't know..."
      >*giggling intensifies*

      Could I have slept with her?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's laughing at you being a baby anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fine speech.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frfr ong

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jerk don't miss, AEWtists in shambles

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    WELL IT'S THE BIG DRILL

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The dentist is Britt Baker. The big drill is my penis

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ill just ask the cute nurse to put her hand on my dick ... For uh anxiety

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he
    I have never once met a male dentist.

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