>mfw i enema my asshole clean even though nobody's gonna be using it anytime soon

>mfw i enema my butthole clean even though nobody's gonna be using it anytime soon
gotta stay clean, girls.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TMDWU

    Don't be a trole jannies this is SFW hehehe yeesssth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it really is amazing how offensive just one man's mouth can be.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it really is amazing how offensive just one man's mouth can be.

        lol jellus of his Youtube alive cyst-gendered of-age human consenting fan girls huh?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it really is amazing how offensive just one man's mouth can be.

          im sorry who is this semen demon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's literally my hero.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            imagine cobra coming here and trying to flirt with the hot trannies

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >cobra posting on /lgbt/
            oh behave. i can only get so erect.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he would probably come here if someone pointed him in the right direction

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he would probably come here if someone pointed him in the right direction
            You're underestimating how incredibly dumb he is. NSFFW is WAY too hard for him to navigate.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i'd fricking pay money for video of him trying to solve a captcha.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he just needs a friend to literally guide him here

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's gonna wind up going queer at some point. one man can only go so long without sex, plus he's clearly got a little gay in him. eventually warlord sasha is gonna come back and they'll get drunk together and the sparks are gonna fricking fly (although that phrase has many connotations).

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hopefully he doesn't die from huffing all that duster before then

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i just about fricking died laughing when he did a whippet on stream. i mean, that shit really not funny, but the fact that it was so obvious and he actually thought he was being smooth was fricking hilarious. even denied it when somebody in the chat called him out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's already lost way too many brain cells to be doing that shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's speedrunning life like a champ. i can't get in the way of a man on a mission.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine cobra coming here and trying to flirt with the hot trannies
            Cobra famously didn't know Blair White was trans and got extremely flustered with the news. He half-heartedly said he'd no longer be able to frick her even if it meant ending the 6 year dry spell.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he usually says that trannies are sickos

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he usually says that trannies are sickos
            If he opened the door for one of his Grindr troles and it was Hunter he'd stand there in frozen silence.She'd be disappointed to find his cobra doesn't work any more after 6 years of booze and Chaturbate wanking.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            fricking trannies is right up his alley, so I don't see why he doesn't just embrace it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he watches too much shit like Terrance Pop and still wants to front like he's a strong trad male. political youtube has destroyed his brain more than alcohol.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >fricking trannies is right up his alley, so I don't see why he doesn't just embrace it
            I don't think he'd hesitate for a second if she passed and he didn't think anyone would find out (or if he's drunk). He has that extremely huge/fragile ego combination and absolutely would not, not even for Blair or Hunter, if he thought he'd be found out.

            I also think it's moot and can't believe he'd be able to get it up for an IRL human at this point.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            all we need is to send him a hot goth troony

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            somebody here needs to volunteer. his address is public knowledge at this point. somebody's gotta take one for the team. my man needs to get laid.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it needs to be when he's on stream though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            obviously. honestly, if we had a Mr. Green scenario with a fan visiting on stream but with a goth trans girl, it would be fricking dynamite watching him sweat profusely and act flustered. i'm definitely in the minority but i find him kind of charming sometimes when he's not acting like a regard.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he used to be charming before he fried the rest of his brain cells

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he still has his moments from time to time. every now and then it's like he dispenses this piece of drunken comedy gold, even though it's usually unintentional. when he referred to a wildebeest as a "willabeast" i thought i was going to shit myself. i don't think i hate him nearly as much as other people do. he needs to get off the "video responce" shit though. the shit he watches on youtube is like the mental equivalent of cheetos. kinda makes sense considering his diet, i guess.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Boglim would surpass peak Chris Chan as the top lolcow with one simple change. His popularity is actually at an all-time high because he's been featured on TikTok and some huge zoomer streamers have introduced him to his half-wit audience.

            The problem is Cobra is a shut-in. The odd time he leaves the apt, like Clint having him arrested at Xmas, creates gold. All he'd need is a part-time job or really anything that forces interaction with other people.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he won't leave his apartment anymore because the trolls frick with him so hard now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he won't leave his apartment anymore because the trolls frick with him so hard now
            he won't leave his apartment now because he is dead broke and has absolutely nowhere to go. Every stream starts off with "I'm in the negative" and he mopes until the paypigs top him off. Then he orders two slices of pizza for $50 (zero tip of course), some booze and some pink champagne and is back into the negative.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it really boggles my mind how bad he is with money. granted, i'm not fantastic with money, but shit, i understand the concept of basic math. eating doordash habitually with nothing but SSI and panhandling as your income just doesn't work out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he wasted all his money back then too though, but he used to ride his bike places

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Any interaction was enough to create comedy. Sadly he is FAR more guarded about voluntarily sharing info. He only does so in that brief window when he's drunk but no so drunk he devolves into wetbrain recycling the same 3 ideas over and over and over.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            whenever we have a lolcow like cobra the trolls always push way too far and end up ruining it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's speedrunning life like a champ. i can't get in the way of a man on a mission.

            the trolls have fricked with him so hard now that's kinda boring

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the subreddit was a mistake. they straight up hate him and want to seem him fail. that doordash stream was a bad sign in my opinion. it's only gonna get worse. he's gonna get evicted again, because of morons who can't stop tapping the glass. not that his own behavior isn't contributing to it, but his trolls constantly causing hassles in the building is gonna be the last straw.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TWU

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better not be using all those hrt pills at once BOY

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Ellen can't wait to get these Ozzy shredding fingers all up in her hehehehe yeeessssth.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we need a cobra trooning out arc my dudes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is me in a not very alternate timeline

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's me except i work a 9-5 job and am also at peace with my love of dick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's me except my teeth and hair are only slightly better and I can't grow a beard anymore

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