Metallica is the best heavy metal band ever in all of human history

Metallica is the best heavy metal band ever in all of human history

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    strange how they're so far and away from 2nd place, if there even is one. I guess Iron Maiden would be them but even they don't have that much going for them outside of metal fans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >naming your band after a female
      >best band
      kek, no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Maiden predates them by quite a bit, and is an entirely different genre. Closest would be Slayer or Megadeth. Which is funny, because Metallica became rich and famous with Mustaine's songs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking popularity so it doesn't matter when you started. Also nobody gives a shit about slayer or megadeth and it's laughable you'd have them over Iron maiden.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, Megadeth had their heyday and songs in movie soundtracks and shit. Mustaine's voice is a bit hard to listen to, though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tornado of souls would not work in any other voice than Dave's

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dave's voice is kino you filthy pleb

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Master of Puppets is their best album because it isn’t tainted by Musty Dave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ride the Lightning is their best album, LULZ chud.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, Mustaine played one of the solos on Orion and is the uncredited co-author of Sanitarium

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get off LULZ Dave

        biggest hit: Enter Sandman
        best song: Enter Sandman
        why are the people always right?

        their biggest song is Nothing Else Matters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MoP is overrated. The Nevermind of Metallica.
      RtL, KtA, and AJfA all mog it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you think megadeth is better than metallica too?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right

      Ride the Lightning is their best album, LULZ chud.

      eternally 2nd best, just like megadeth

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    biggest hit: Enter Sandman
    best song: Enter Sandman
    why are the people always right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get off LULZ Dave

      [...]
      their biggest song is Nothing Else Matters

      and their best song is For Whom The Bell Tolls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy based.
        I knew I wasn't the only anon who also thought this. For Whom The Bell Tolls is a literal masterpiece. Especially the Cliff Burton version.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy based.
        I knew I wasn't the only anon who also thought this. For Whom The Bell Tolls is a literal masterpiece. Especially the Cliff Burton version.

        yeah it's their best. slow and powerful. there's nothing else like it in thrash. metallica were just so far ahead of the rest of their peers it's crazy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's your fav song from the album?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >metallica were just so far ahead of the rest of their peers it's crazy
          so true

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lars is the shittiest thrash drummer in any band, ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Asked to describe his "totally unique way of playing drums," Ulrich pointed to the band as a whole, rather than the instrument itself, as the basis for his thought process. "What's always the most interesting to me about drumming is, how do you fit the drums into what else is going on?" he mused. "How does it work [with] accents, and special hits, and things that make it more rhythmic, or more dynamic, or just add a kind of a physicality to it?
      >"I've never been very interested in ability," he added, adopting the tone of an an awestruck fan for sardonic effect. "'Oh, wow! This guy is so great!' – Yeah, he's so great, but it doesn't mean that he can make it swing, it doesn't mean that he can make it work within a group or a collective," the drummer said.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is right.
        Drummers are just one aspect of a band and definitely not the main part, not the heart and soul.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it depends on the band
          I would argue that Jaki was the most important part of Can's sound, for example

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They set the fucking beat, for fuck's sake. They had to work extra hard around his shitty drumming.

            Yeah they set the background noise, but nobody fucking listen to rock music for the drummer, they listen for the singer or guitar soloist or bassist.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah they set the background noise, but nobody fucking listen to rock music for the drummer
              No, pal, that's just you. There's a lot of this going on throughout the thread from your stupid ass.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Name a single song you honestly listen to for the drummer. Come on, LULZ guy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some meme song nobody has heard of other than contrarian LULZ guys

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                (Not true by the way)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just a LULZ guy typing online

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a "meme" song from a "band no one has heard of"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that sucked ass

                absu

                Vocals were a key part of that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                absu

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >they listen for the bassist
              nobody can hear the bassist lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. coping drummer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They set the fucking beat, for fuck's sake. They had to work extra hard around his shitty drumming.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everything in music should contribute to a greater whole. Lars haters don't understand this basic fact

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The music is so predictable and the lyrics are so plain and boring. Why not Nile? Annihilation of The Wicked alone goes harder and better than anything Metallica ever did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nile
      Who?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's a popularity contest then yeah, Metallica wins by a landslide.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They sing about pharaohs and shit, it's pretty funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. got into metal 2 months ago

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are the buttrock of metal but I like them because I'm not a hardcore metal fan and just like the surface level bands

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saw them 3 weeks ago. didn't have high hopes for it since the new album is so fucking bad but holy shit, they keep getting better every time i see them. best live show you'll ever see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy dogshit, Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas, private cowboy, and you don't look like a steer to me so that narrows it down.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zip those cocksucking lips, coastie

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably true

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also Mickey Dee is still the best rock drummer currently alive

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >speed metal
      Literally just heavy metal but the bands that want to make it known how much they love Motorhead over all the other NWOBHM want their own super special secret microgenre

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong it's alice in chains

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's Fixxxer

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Shinoda

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    objectively speaking

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My top 10 Metallica songs in no order

    Four Horseman
    Fight Fire with Fire
    Frantic
    Creeping Death
    Trapped Under Ice
    Seek and Destroy
    For Whom the Bell Tolls
    One
    All Nightmare Long
    Murder One

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excellent post

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talk about a tallest dwarf contest

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