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men: >like tall women >like short women >like skinny women >like fit athletic women >like thicc chubby women >like women with big boobs >like women wi...

men:
>like tall women
>like short women
>like skinny women
>like fit athletic women
>like thicc chubby women
>like women with big boobs
>like women with small boobs
>like women with small ass
>like women with big ass

women:
>like tall men
>like broad shoulders
>like a chielsed jawline

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    > Insert Booba pic here
    Awwoooogaaaaaaaa arf arf arf

    Lmao GTFO hoe. This is now an eastern Asian male thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know the name?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We should go back to arrange marriages.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move to india, they're still doing them there. And yes, you can get one as a white guy.
      >bonus points
      Many companies will hired a white guy for the status symbol. Basically just plop you in meetings and give presentations to show how successful they are.
      You'll get a bit of hate from indian men.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are there pale Indian women who could pass as white?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women also like the lean muscular athletic look rather than overly muscular roid monkeys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      This pic summarizes it perfectly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except he should be a black guy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one where he's behind a tree will never not be funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          >The one where he's behind a tree will never not be funny
          True.
          For some reason reminds me of picrel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Face is mid. This is pretty attainable for the average mf if they put the work in

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          spoken like a true cel who would never actually put in the work

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Women like old men
    Men don't like old women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Men don't like old women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Men don't like old women
      Fake and gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I literally have a milf fetish. I want to date an older girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that will disappear when your over 35

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old women don't like young guys.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >Old women don't like young guys

        Having been stuck with my early 20s face I can say that women my age (30s onward) don't find it attractive one bit. And I used to think when I was even younger "if I make it to my 30s with a head full of hair and youthfull face I'm gonnna slay" I was so fucking wrong. I peaked in high school, when I was 18 I could pull peer women easily, now at the start of my 30s I cannot attract a fatty if my life depended on it. They all seem to go for burly guys, no matter if bald or not, just masculine looking men.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon im the same. Im in my late 20s now and all these people say "you can score on old ladies" but that aint true at all. Shit i even tried for a fat cjick and couldnt even get her...so much for the being "young"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      no that isn't true, I don't like old men, they gross me out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women like old men's money, not the person, they see them as a walking wallet

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, fuck you, what's your sample size? Yourself and three women who rejected you? Oh boo hoo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Stats from dating apps

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so sorry that a tiny percentage of women on one of several dating apps set a filter that prevents you from messaging them, I've never heard of a more horrible injustice in all my life. No amount of suffering can compare to the horror short men endure when they're too lazy to go outside and actually talk to women so they opt to use bumble instead. You really showed me Anon, wow.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          It's not a tiny percentage, it's not only several dating apps, you can't message girls on bumble, I didn't claim it was an injustice, and I'm not suffering from it, I go on nice long walks every day, and I'm dating an amazing guy.

          Amazing. Everything you said was wrong. I'm unironically impressed. You win. I cannot argue with that level of self deception.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not a tiny percentage, it's not only several dating apps, you can't message girls on bumble, I didn't claim it was an injustice, and I'm not suffering from it, I go on nice long walks every day, and I'm dating an amazing guy.
            Then maybe you should shut the fuck up.
            >Amazing. Everything you said was wrong. I'm unironically impressed. You win. I cannot argue with that level of self deception.
            You could have easily quoted me and refuted me line by line. I assume this vague general declaration of victory means you have nothing of value to say.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Then maybe you should shut the fuck up.
              I'll do as I please.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll do as I please.
                And so will I. Settle in for a long, shitty future together.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >its not a tiny percentage
              >s-shut up
              the absolute state of this board. kys normie

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm so sorry that a tiny percentage of women on one of several dating apps set a filter that prevents you from messaging them, I've never heard of a more horrible injustice in all my life. No amount of suffering can compare to the horror short men endure when they're too lazy to go outside and actually talk to women so they opt to use bumble instead. You really showed me Anon, wow.

              Jesus christ you are actually retarded. That other anon showed you statistics, and your reply is "go outside" and shitty sarcasm? If you got a brain eating parasite that thing would starve to death, how did you even figure out how to read, you cretin?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >almost 30% drop from 6' to 5'11"
        It really do be like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >range filter is being touted as "optimal" preference.
        this is white pilling my guy.
        I seriously doubt even 1/3 of men would date a women taller than them by several inches.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Society is becoming more violent due to men being addicted to porn and shoot em up games, and huge swathes of non whites taking over western countries. It makes perfect sense under these circumstances that more women are choosing taller and stronger men to protect them. Women are also getting taller, so it makes sense they want taller men.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking news: men and women desire different things.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How to completely miss the point, smooth brain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That IS the point. Men and women are different creatures with different biological wants and desires. Men have all sorts of crazy and out there kinks while women generally don't. We all have different tastes in what we find sexually attractive, but men generally have more varried tastes. Women are boring sexually speaking.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not true. I like many different types of men. currently I have crushes on two guys for example. one is overweight but "strong", he has big brown hair, and a beard. the other one who I like perhaps slightly more is really skinny, blond short hair, and he has a more boyish look even if he has a strong nose compared to the first one. the first is 180 something and the second is probably 170-175cm. both are taller than me so don't care about individual height that much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >currently I have crushes on two guys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >currently I have crushes on two guys
      Women shouldn't have rights

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >currently I have crushes on two guys

        crush doesn't mean oneitis. i had one years ago and pretty much ignored all men during it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean, all guys except him, in case it wasn't clear. but he moved away, didn't use social media and i didn't even know where he lived.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you consider men under 5'9 to be subhuman
            i know exactly how you think

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what, why? My crush is 5'9 (or 5'8 not sure).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see? you only find him acceptable because he's the minimum height i mentioned. if he were, example, 5'6", he would be invisible to you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                probably because i'm 5'5 and it is is relative. 5'6 is barely any taller, but I've been attracted to plenty of 5'7 guys. and many 6'5 lanklets are invisible to me lol, it's not a competition.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see? you admit i'm right. a man that is 5'6, or in general, just not tall enough (even if your height or taller) is an insect to you.
                i'm going to guess you've never dated any of those 5'7 guys

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where do you pull this insect shit from?
                >i'm going to guess you've never dated any of those 5'7 guys
                well I dated one guy who was 180cm. before that a 200cm guy wanted to date me, but I didn't want to. inbetween these i had oneitis for a 170cm guy, but i learned that he had dated a tattoo model and got too insecure to try anything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                to clarify, i'm the one who got insecure lol.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >180cm
                >approximately 5'11
                what a surprise, you consider 5'10-5'11 short enough to be notable when discussing considering men undateable because of height
                i am right once again

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think 180cm is short though, did I say that?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you brought it up when discussing dating short men

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I was talking about a former crush and it was meant as a counter example

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a counter example? to what?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Big if true anon you sure proved a point

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not a competition
                It really is, unfortunately. You could be as rich and famous as Tom Cruise, but even he's a little manlet that wears platforms shoes and is photoshopped to look taller in photos. Most guys are just as insecure with their height as most women are with their weight, and unfortunately, you can't do much to "fix" height similar as you would weight.

                It honestly is genetic lottery.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >midget seething
                never gets old

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                guys like this are the result of women valuing height over everything else. literal stick figure lanklets or fat retards have gotten enough validation that they think they're exceptional just because they;re 5'10 or taller

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are exceptional compared to manlets. Literally no one respects manlets.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Do women actually like over weight dudes who are strong?
      The stereotype of gymcell is build fat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. I don't find his face that appealing because of his stupid facial hair, but think of rick from trailer park boys, he has a nice bod

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          Was meant to attach pic related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >implying wymynz know about peak performance

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men can afford to have diverse tastes because they don't need women to protect them as they weren't constantly under threat of being raped.

    Women need tall strong men to protect them because men were constantly trying to rape and assault them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fret not my good lady for I shall protect you from this fiend using the power of my GEOMETRICALLY PERFECT FACE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A good strong jaw is better at withstanding blows during combat. Same with heavy browridges and high cheekbones.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a solid callout, so I'll give you 1 point

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you want a girlfriend like this
    >you'll never get in touch with someone like this because if you want to know who she is you have to pay for her onlyfans
    >otherwise the odds of meeting one are astronomically low
    >any chick you date with this body type will have one or be considering one
    >had an ex with these huge tits and amazing hips
    >was a lazybones so we just hung out and played games and fucked
    >never gonna find it again
    yeah, im thinking Ill uninstall life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least you had one, once. Most guys never get the chance.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also like women of all races, most ages (yes I'll bang a 50yo, no I wont go under 18)
    I like rich women
    I like middle class
    I like poor women
    I like autistic women
    I like women with ADD
    I like women who are NEETS
    I like career women
    I like lazy women
    I like active women

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what your point is
    On average, women have a strong preference for tall men. In fact, women care more about dating taller men than men care about dating shorter women. A study on women and men's height preferences found that women are most satisfied when their partner was 8 inches (21cm) taller.Sep 24, 2019
    And the amount of women caring about height in a relationship is above 50%, for men it was around 20%

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You discovered evolution by natural selection anon? Guess what, women do the selection.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexual selection is not conducive to natural selection
      many species have gone extinct due to retarded ass sexual selection, irish moose is one example

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but there's no evidence that's even close to happening with humans. All you need to do is look at a chad and an incel next to each other to see that the one with better social skills is more adaptive. If anything, social skills are the most important trait to select for going forward.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          social skills aren't genetic, they're based on development (social development, i.e. how you're treated by other people as you grow up and go through puberty)
          if anything, if what you're saying is true, literally everything will be based on pure luck. genetic luck and getting the right height to be considered human by women + being lucky enough to not be outcasted as you grow up

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Scientists have begun to agree that personality depends more on genetics than upbringing. I mostly agree with you on social skills, but how sociable a person is is highly dependent on their genetics, and it often is an indicator of their social skills as well.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's only because actual genetic trash is able to survive now. If you can use a computer and learn English, then you can learn to have social skills. The scientists you're talking about are comparing you (a normal person) to an actual retard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about intelligence, but personality. like how introverted/extroverted you end up as on the social scale.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone has those, it's not a scale. Personality is mostly about lifestyle, and social skills needed to interact with people in that lifestyle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you can use a computer and learn English, then you can learn to have social skills
                never go full retard anon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. Being retarded is not a choice, some people are genetically unable to ever learn a language or how to communicate.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >social skills aren't genetic, they're based on development (social development, i.e. how you're treated by other people as you grow up and go through puberty)
            Wait, I thought being chad was genetic? Can you incels get your story straight?
            >if anything, if what you're saying is true, literally everything will be based on pure luck. genetic luck and getting the right height to be considered human by women + being lucky enough to not be outcasted as you grow up
            Everything has always been luck from the beginning. Literally nothing will change and incels will still find a way to whine about it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              being a chad has nothing to do with social skills, it describes physical genetic traits. go back to rddit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So then where do social skills fit in? Because as far as I can tell that's far more important than anything else. Every autist on here will tell you it's a death sentence romantically. Even then, if women only selected for traits that are useful socially, they're enhancing natural selection rather than engaging in counter-productive sexual selection. Even dark triad traits can be considered adaptive if you realize they lead to vastly increased reproductive success. What do incels have genetically that women are missing out on?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Social skills are all physical. You learn how to have the right posture and expressions through practice. Chad cannot be awkward or white

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                That is completely and utterly wrong, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it wasn't for laws men would do the selection.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what laws?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes OP, all women like the exact same men. Especially lesbians.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    men:
    >like extroverted women
    >like shy women
    >like normalfag women
    >like women with niche hobbies
    >like slutty women
    >like modest women
    >like studious women
    >like dumb women

    women:
    >like partying Chads
    >like drug dealers

    Women are unironically more shallow than men

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      things that men love
      >youth
      >beauty
      things that women love
      >soul

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually repulsed by women who are that beautiful. Maybe I'm shallow, but I don't find a women attractive unless she has imperfections.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can we get married?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the opposite actually. Unless youre shallow enough to think Chad and drug dealers have "soul"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its shallow to think that somebody doesnt have a soul. If you prescribe yo believing in such things at all.
          Soul is filled with material by life experience, those who have spent their whole life secluded in their room is an empty shell of a person. So technically drug dealer > hikki in terms of soul validity, although it may be despicabale at least there is something. Chad is obviously somebody who mogs others in everything, they usually have shitton of achievements behind their backs and are ready for new adventures. Everybody likes chad except for those who are jealous.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmfao you are everything men hate. Shallow and disgusting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Drug dealer > hikki? Vapid whore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        things men love
        >real, tangible, observable things
        things women love
        >made up bullshit
        Sounds about right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women love soul
        >They routinely date violent criminals and defend them most of all
        >they date people that abuse their children and fall head over heels for them
        Hmmm.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Nobody likes women with small asses, anon.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone is bored and wants to chat, here's my matrix:
    @hudson31453:matrix.org

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    projecting
    https://www.livescience.com/5502-men-agree-hot-women.html

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men are honest about what they find attractive. Always have been. Women on the other hand virtue signal like a motherfucker so no shit it's more mixed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Very simple why surveys like this are bullshit:
        >women are liars
        >even when they're not lying, they don't know what they want until the mood strikes because jupiter and sirius are aligned or whatever the fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      when women say they like their man a little on the 'unconventional' or even 'ugly' side they still imagine tall brooding guy , but with a flaw. It was so in high school and college, every girl had one crush that her friends in class thought was ugly, it was never a ugly guy in a conventional sense. It was usually a guy with striking features and one or two flaws, even an conventionally hot asian guy got described as ugly by her friends.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >one or two flaws
        >asian
        I see what you did there

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are literal NPCs. They think the same, act the same and want the same thing. Men are the only real people on the planet, even the cunts on this board are npcs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you think it's not possible to find rational, logically thinking woman? Do you have something more to back it up, maybe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women are all exactly the same
      This debunks anyone who thinks a virgin girlfriend is important

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

        So you think it's not possible to find rational, logically thinking woman? Do you have something more to back it up, maybe?

        Yeah they literally don't exist. Do got anything to back up that they do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but there are female scientists, how about them?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't attacking your opinion, as I'm leaning towards it myself, I just was curious if you have something to back it up that I could use as well.

          NTA but there are female scientists, how about them?

          Also this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Used goods are still disgusting. Why is it that men wanting virgins bothers you so much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Add in femboys and trans and I agree. Even virgins act the same to women that have been taking regular dick since middle school. I've known 2 that were just like this and they acted eerily similar, scared me actually.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I love big tits like you wouldn't believe. Pic related is unironically my ideal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      sauce on that sexy bird

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her name is Lucy Laistner learn how to reverse image search

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          learn to actually read before giving people advice brainlet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am a moron but at least i got dubs :3

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men take as much of what they can get as possible. Women need to curtail this with selectivity for the good of humanity.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because men want to breed with as many women as possible, women want to breed with the man that will give the strongest offspring. Come on anon, this is basic biology.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > men like women with small tits
    Only low T pedo homosexuals.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You live in a fantasy world. If this were the case every manlet, ugly guy and puny nerd would die out.

    Stop focusing on bitches outside your range.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The men do die out. New ones keep being born because there are no consequences to being short or puny as a woman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not true at all. There are ugly and manlets with wife and kids literally everywhere.
        Just GO OUTSIDE and watch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Short" men cannot die out because if everyone who is "short" by current standards died out, then those who are "average" would be the new "short" guys.
      There are almost no guys below 6'0, only above? 6'0 is the new manlet cutoff then. There are almost no guys below 7'0? 7'0 is the new manlet cutoff then. Same goes for ugly guys. "Average" will be the new "ugly" if all guys who are ugly by modern standards die out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Stop focusing on bitches outside your range

      I'm like 5'11 and thick hair, always neatly dressed and I can't even attract a fatty , how low must I go ? I already have a thing for thick women. Cellulite? Doesn't bother me. Short legs and thunder thighs? I think it's hot. Flat chested? don't care. Like literally I cannot get a plain Jane with buck teeth and a fat ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >asian
        >fuckboy earrings
        >bowl cut
        therein lies your problem. everyone assumes youre gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          I could pull girls with that look when I was 18 perfectly fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Stop focusing on bitches outside your range.

      I'm into piggus like picrel. Is it too much to ask?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes actually. Those girls have decent face and fat distribution, meaning many men are lined up just to get the chance to talk to these women. Unless youre making 6 fits, over 6 feet, have a 6 pack, and 6+ inch penis (the holy 6666 metric), she will unlikely want to date or even talk to you.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im an ugly skinny manlet and a cute girl likes me

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Here is the real deal.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do milkies like that taste like?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Women has always be the one to choose their mates since the end of time.
    Men are inherintly less valuable than women.
    One man can impregnate a thousands of women in nine months, but only one woman can give birth to one child in nine months.
    Basically a single womb is worth a thousand men.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros imagine if we were born in the 50s.
    being 20 years old in 1970, before every girl was fat.
    Just healthy cute gals everywhere
    dam man

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