>meet girl from /soc
>talk to her in voice and text for several days, play games with her
>finally get her to send some selfies, after she said she was too insecure to send any
>she looks like this
i thought i would take any woman who wanted me hut honestly im not sure anymore.
>meet girl from?
>meet girl from /soc
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
how did you meet a girl on /soc/ exactly?
I'd fuck her. I would eat her pussy and lick her ass. It's fucking over, I'm 28 NEET and bald. Why the fuck can't a /soc/ girl get into me! It's not fair.
wtf she looks actually really attractive anon I would
Looks like 5/10 at least
Is not cold bitch ghosting you
I would like play together
This better be the girl fishing for compliments because the idea that there's some m homosexual who thinks he's too good for those luscious lips is gay. Fucking hell, fuck this.
of course it is. I'm going to masterbate to the picture either way
Just the idea pisses me off because it makes me imagine if I could have a chance like this, I know I can't and I won't, but the idea of a girl with a face like that messaging me on discord and wanting my approval, like what the hell, I would want to kiss her on all her holes. Life is so fucking unfair, why do I have to be bald.
Save up for a full hair transplant. That's something you can fix.
I'm NEET and haven't left my parents house in years. I will never be able to afford a hair transplant unless a rich girl took an interest in me and wanted to buy one for me.
Excuses. Put in the graft to get a job and save up if you're actually serious. Yes it's hard to get a job as a neet, just lie about having previous job experience. If the idea terrifies you then start with walking outside for a minute and build up your confidence to leave the house further and further away.
Work on being able to leave the house then make a CV and apply for shit and fail until you hit a win and save up.
Or just ignore all this and keep complaining, I might care to reply but I don't care that much.
This thread isn't about getting out of NEETdom
Are you a girl? If you can be a constant presence in my life and sweetly message me from time to time and eventually have sex with me I can get a job and do all those things you said, I just need you to be there to help me along the way.
I'm not a girl, just want to see you succeed and get what you want. Take what I said into consideration and try, but like anything worth having it won't be easy.
I've already gone through various cute scenarios in my head with this person. Its too late and
yeah, she's likely getting wet from being treated like this
>Life is so fucking unfair, why do I have to be bald.
Just shave your head and grow a beard you stupid fag, there's people in the world with real problems
I'm sure she would appreciate you posting pictures of her on the open web anon. Mods need to prune this thread already.
When people confide in you they usually expect the basic respect of keeping it private, dipshit
I swear to fucking God 7/10s like pic related aren't enough for scrotes that can't even shower daily.
I fucking hate men. I know they aren't attracted to an average girl like me even though I would do anything for them because they chase after the pornstars with double D cups. Fuck them
I would literally do anything for you, post your discord you dumb cunt. I will have sex with you.
what a rollercoaster
What country? I can prove you wrong.
I'll call your bluff and you can call mine.
awwww, angry femanons are the most adorable thing
shut the fuck up! kys!
Aww. But I won't kill myself when the world is full of such adorable creatures like you.
i am going to cry on your shoulder anon
You can let it all out. It's fine with me.
i love you my queen, pls dont be angry
post selfie, hippo
Chill out slut this is obviously a bait thread. I have very good personal hygiene also. You'd probably like dudes who don't bathe cause /LULZ/ girls are nasty bitches who relish ball musk.
Some Anon's brains are damaged by porn. Average but loyal women are like gold, don't be discouraged
Idgaf what the context is, posting someone's selfies online anywhere makes you a cunt. Hope she sees this and blocks you.
She just needs a bit of cleaning up and she could be a 6/10
Even now she's 4 at WORST, but probably a 5.
Don't sweat it, dude. She's not bad, and she's probably really interesting.
she looks cute and normal.
You're a fucking clown who doesn't deserve anyone anyway
Anyone who would start any sort of anything with a girl and then be like "gee I better make sure LULZ hears about this!" and treats it like an inside joke with their internet friends and even posts her selfies like that for them to laugh at is too far gone
I know I sound like a white knight but this is one honest to God case of the problem being 100% with you, not in regards to this girl in particular but your life as a whole
The fucked up thing is that this girl chose this retard OP, she probably had a selection of at least ten to twenty different incels messaging her from/soc/ and she chooses this fakecel OP. It makes me so fucking angry. I would kill to eat her pussy.
>He doesn't know that girls love ass holes like OP
I do know that and that's what pisses me off. I will never have sex, I am both ugly and too sensitive and gentle. If I was a pretty boy maybe I could get away with my natural personality, but I'm ugly as hell, it's over.
Sorry to hear that man. Just copy ass holes like OP if it comes down to it. Do whatever you have to.
same bruh. Sucks ass but I just don't have that dog in me u feel me nigga frfrfr
Here's how it works. "Women" decide who has sex or not, that's always been the case. What you need is, if you're young enough, a young "woman" who doesn't have a developed brain. In other words you want a retard with a vagina.
So all you do is essentially become "friends" with this person, and they'll decide on their own to develop feelings and confess. They won't care that you're ugly and will probably feel sorry for you. Make sure they know you're a virgin for bonus pity points. After that you score. Simple as that.
Now, these days things are a bit different because all these little sluts are on back-alley hookup apps like tinder and they're getting their birth canals plugged by 10" mondo jet black girth max totems. That's not too much an issue except for the fact the retards are probably getting all torn up inside (also, in their hearts) and becoming romantically bitter a lot sooner.
So you might need to become pedobear or something, fuck I don't know. This isn't advice I'm just telling it like I see it, mang.
-- Fugly ex virgin who got pity banged by 9 fugly sluts
Lol this is true. Its proven daily and I can't help but laugh. Me, as a guy who would never do this to someone that exposed a vulnerability like this? Alone and boring.
Ah well. I'll just flirt with girls online and string them along for the "excitement", why not.
Indeed, this is the exact behavior that LULZcels criticize women for. Maybe you're not so different after all
midwit redditor homosexual detected. not a single person itt is supporting op
I can't tell if you are serious or not but you are probably just a redditor.
>honest to God case of the problem being 100% with you, not in regards to this girl in particular but your life as a whole
This is the advice that incels don't want to take to heart, though. They'd rather blame women, blame chad, and blame society for why they can't get a girlfriend instead of realizing the root cause of the problem lies within and not without. They're not interested in solving their problems; they're interested in remaining miserable.
I will literally have sex with you.
>meet girl from /soc
Go back there
You rude ingrate! I personally think she looks extremely compelling
Close your mouth in photos and stop posting yourself here.
Why are mayocels such pedos? even the ones that look 18 is too old for you degenerate soul
nobody brought up race, we don't know OP's age, you are projecting your own pedophilic thoughts when nobody asked, kill yourself
so every robot has had a change of heart and love "roasties hags" now
This is your only chance at a relationship for the rest of your adult life, anon. Don't waste it
She has a pretty face for someone that looks like they haven't showered in weeks. I'd give her a chance.
I hope this is bait. I realllyyyy hope this is bait.
In the event it isn't, you deserve to be alone. You're a volcel
Homosexual volcel nagger. You deserve to live my life, homosexual.
>chad fucks and ducks
>robots cope and rope
Pray we never meet
I want murder him and then wear his skin while I fuck that game girl.
>meet girl from /soc
>talk to her in voice and text for several days, play games with her
>finally get her to send some selfies, after she said she was too insecure to send any
>post her selfie on LULZ to make fun of her
On the bright side, at least the rest of /LULZ/ can come together and agree that OP needs to die die die die die die die die die die.
She looks kinda like me but I'm a guy. It's over
post hand and feet, cutie
My hands and feet are probably a bit more masculine than hers.
she looks pretty anon, she's literally just human. stop being a retard, especially if she's nice to you
im a girl and she is very very pretty and cute, she looks natural and human, i would gladly be friends with her but it would be creepy if i try
you all have a bad taste
exactly what im saying. u get me femanon
Everyone in this thread agrees that she is attractive, you stupid bitch. We would all gladly fuck her. OP is a fakecel volcel homosexual.
>We would all gladly fuck her.
I would show her non-sexual love and kindness for the rest of my life if that's what it took to get her to trust men again after this.
I would only need her to trust me and let me kiss her cute little asshole.
so you actually admit to the fact that you only even want to be friends with people you deem attractive?
anon why are you retarded, there are people on this board who would skin a kitten alive to get a girl that doesnt ghost them, isn't a whale and likes to play vidya, just how fucking retarded are you?
>0 images on TinEye
Anon refuses to looksmatch, instead would rather throw away girl who is nice to him and interested because she isn't a Stacy.
Some people are not photogenic. Also what if she pops over here and sees this thread? You done fukt up buddy
get her to send some selfies, after she said she was too insecure to send any
and you really proved that fear irrational anon! im sure she'll send plenty of selfies to others and move on quickly, rather than having her self esteem destroyed by your thoughtless cruelty
i'd agree with this if it weren't for the fact that nobody ITT is shitting on the femanon other than op
Give her to me, I'll gladly take her
>decent facial structure
If she has nice eyes and nice teeth, I say do it OP
>we all would fuck her
i was being generous with the photo i chose btw, this is what she sent after i asked for one without the phone covering her. cmon.
also shes a weird bitch who only ever talks about coding and collecting weird dolls, and sucks at tf2. i was only tolerating it because i was imagining her hot
I would gf her and pound her out two times a day
There is no way anyone is this retarded lmfao
I am beginning to agree with the anons who think you are actually the girl here and that you are merely fishing for compliments
She's still attractive, you retarded fakecel. I would fuck her and you're a homosexual on the wrong board since you think you're too good for her. She looks like she's got a nice soft tummy, probably a nice soft ass. God, you're such a homosexual, go get raped up the ass by other men, you worthless nagger.
>and sucks at tf2
Have a free (You) just for this.
This is the funniest shit I read all night
I could imagine OP fuming at her through discord
>"Wtf you missed with the Crusader Crossbow??"
>"What to you mean you couldn't trickstab the med_heavy combo?"
>"What? Yes, trimping is a real word."
loving every laugh
I recognize some of these words. Yes, I do believe that this post is written in the English language.
In all seriousness, she's not that attractive OP and her rating herself a 6/10 would be accurate and wait
>sucks at tf2
Oh well, that changes everything. Bad at videogame. Better terminate the entire relationship because she can't do a rocket rollout on soldier, goodjob
still cute, fuck you
What's her contact info you little loser homosexual, I won't even mention you when I hit her up since you're such a fucking slimy little ingrate.
wow. fuck you jameson. Youre a total peice of shit.
i wasnt kidding about the thing with jreg btw, and i have far more footage and info on you than i ever did with him. If you had just ghosted me i wouldnt have done anything, but as things stand... you really shouldnt have done this
Revenge arc begins now
You're cute, don't let that piece of shit get you down. Don't lose faith in people over this oxygen thief.
Hi jreg. Get a job.
post a time stamp or this is LARP. Prove you're the girl in OP's pic
i probably would have if not for my former comment, ive posted about "the jreg thing" before and id rather not have that irrefutably tied to my face and by extension probably eventually name. anyway, i have no interest in courting this thread he made, thats what he wants. youll probably hear back in a few days if he decides to bitch here about it again, or not, idk
understandable, he'll pipe down and is likely messaging you at the moment trying to dissusade you from dropping the bomb. Sorry you got noticed by an asshole
>the jreg thing
is this what youre talking about? if so op has gotten himself into deep shit
oh shit op was really swinging above his weight if true.
>filename in tbharchive
kek femanon youre amazing go kill this dude
>ywn have a cutie break into your apartment and slowly mutilate your body before killing you.
its not fair bros...
fembot pick me please we can do things together and i'll appreciate you
>we can do things
I've got something to put in you!
You're very cute and I'd love to molest you while you play games and stuff.
falseflag to try and turn the thread to ops side?
the plot thickens
Why would anyone side with OP, he's a little bitch that deserves it
If this isn't fake, then I love you and support you.
If this is fake, then I still love you for this exciting twist.
I don't know anyone and don't really care, but if you're really the person in OP's photo may I please see your benis?
Lol this can't be legit no way it's too good to be true. If it's you I'd love to be friends tbh but I know this will unreplied to anyways kek
jreg? the popular internet personality?
so you really are just a two-bit whore aren't you lmao
Is he from ontario canada? If so I know who he is and I have pics of his penis from when we would sext on skype. I'll post them
i'm more concerned with why do you still have this guys dickpics? can girls really not get over random dudes they sext with online?
Fucking hell i'm gonna die alone
>why do you still have this guys dickpics?
Dude I've been on the internet for almost 2 decades and I still have screenshots from my first hdd. Data hoarding is a must
>tfw every girl i talk to will still fantasize about sexting and getting pumped and dumped by chad
the blackest of pills
I'm a man, a different anon. Though she(?) is probably a male as well
I just like saving stuff why are you so pissy
Holy shit yes he is. I heard rumors he had dickpics floating around but it was like the one piece of media on him I couldnt track down. God Im glad I came back to check on this thread, one good thing will result from all this shit, other than the cash. If you chicken out on posting them publicly post your discord and Ill add you on my throwaway
This is the girl in the photos btw. I will pay you if you want for this please dont be too late, please come back to the thread anon
>only ever talks about coding
That's just code you don't understand. You see, programming languages are just like human languages. They're used to communicate ideas. The main difference is that human languages are rife with subjectivity and unknown connotations.
For example, in England apparently calling someone "Spastic" is equal to calling someone a "Retard" anywhere in the civilized world. If you want to use human language you need to be very careful and even so, no matter what you try to do to cover your ass you'll be vulnerable no matter what the moment anyone wants to attack you.
Now, note that since I've delivered all of the above rambling in human language (of sorts) it's actually just gibberish and nonsense.
She has a cute face but a tragic body
>She has a cute face but a tragic body
That isn't known for a fact until you're inside it. Maybe it's a tragic comedy? Or ... you don't think it might be a comedic tragedy do you?
She looks completely average, in fact even attractive considering no makeup and unkempt. Fucking cry more homosexual. If she was into video games,having lots of unprotected sex, and cuddling naked while watching movies/shows, then I'd wife her. Stop giving incels a bad rep.
that's the first game I played with my ex gf from LULZ
I miss her. she liked to be pyro cause she found the mumbling funny
haha imagine thinking this is hot
yeah I agree people's standards here are garbage pic rel is much better and I'm not even trying hard
It is a shaved digitally deaged doug walker in a wig.
Girl is cute, OP is a fool who can't be trusted to keep a selfie private. She deserves better
Kill yourself for posting someones selfies that they trusted you enough to send. I am not a white knight by any means but this behavior is downright foid tier; you will reap what you sow.
2 normie threads in one where OP brags abouts a girl he's fucking (or in this case, fucking very soon)
Ahhh yes, the robot board. The only place where us normies can discuss sex and gfs in peace...
they will not be fucking soon, anons are keeping the thread bumped and the longer that happens the higher chance the girl sees the thread and cuts him off
Assuming these arent totally made up bait threads, which they probably are, people like this are either deeply insecure and feel the need to punch down to feel better about themselves or just plain sadistic bullies.
??? She looks fine. What do you mean?
kys vapid cunt. You are not getting any sympathy from me. Stop fishing for compliments.
OP is a male poster. You can tell from the filename.
i dont disagree that op is male, but what do you mean about the filename?
If OP was female then you'd see an iPhone filename.
This girl looks fine wtf. If the soc girl is seeing this MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME I WANT TO MARRY YOU I LOVE YOU I WANT TO MARRY YOU MARRY ME I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
not giving you your (you), but you are an insufferable homosexual, truly, a girl is friendly with you, enjoys playing games with you, was vulnerable and sent you selfies, and you post this on LULZgz for (you)s? Truly op is indeed a homosexual.
>I'LL TAKE ANY WOMAN JUST TO STOP BEING AN INCEL
>ughhhhhhhh, except this one
Literally every single time. Goes to show every "incel" on this board is a volcel who's larping.
Please let me prove that I'm not larping by letting me suck on your titties and rub my dick against you, PLEASE! Post discord and I will sex you!
Everyone in this thread is shitting on OP and telling him to kill himself, fuck off foid
She's actually pretty cute wth. Terrible taste from you.
What are you complaining about you stupid bitch
That girl has tons of potential, she just took a pic without makeup or special clothes, and your first reaction is to post her shit on LULZ and complain. I fucking hate little pussy naggers like you.
very rude thread, she's cute and probably nice since she's putting up with talking to an autist like OP.
give me her discord.
>nagger Op hits the tomboy jackpot
>uh-uh-uhh- I dunno bros I don't like her anymore
Literally every incel in this thread would gladly have sex with her, we could have an incel gangbang on her, it would be incredible. But OP ruined it by being a homosexual homosexual.
If she went through the usual foid enchancement and deception rituals, like Make Up, she'd get to a 6, possibly 7. If she is cool, you probably squandered a good thing.
If she's ugly, I have absolutely no chance
so fucking real anon
She's not ugly, fuck OP
try me. you have nothing to lose.
you know she has boobs under that shirt right?
Hell she's cute. I'd take her in a heartbeat.
Oouuughhh- shes cute! ! Such a cuddle body!! Pretty face and hair like romantic vampire
It cant be helped, you must simply give me her contacts!
I didn't think femanon would deliver but i'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed.
>seems enjoyable to spend time with since you played so much
>literally the 'smelly neet gf' meme
sucks being a butthurt homosexual who wants a supermodel.
>keep reading to the bottom of the thread
>op's dox is loaded
this got interesting
I'm not reading 127 posts homosexual
just read like the last few, that's where the girl threatens op.
she hasn't delivered so that it won't stick to her.
>I'm not reading
Ye du, dothe thinkith yeart fageth?
She's cute. Seems like a cozy gf you can chill at home with instead of some club whore
I would be with her honestly. She's not fat and that's my standard
I find that girl super hot. I want to love her and marry her.
I'd marry h(is)er benis and we'd touch the tips of our sexually charged antennae together as a bolt of sexual energy was trans mitted just like the soft warm pressure of a fapping mitten.
>im having him wire me crypto as payment for not posting his address, you will unfortunately not get to flame him
HA! that scam would never work on me! I AM INVULNERABLE!
To be honest with you, would.
sounds like justice was served, neato
OP has to be baiting. plenty of anons here find her attractive. you must be a chad if you say she isn't at least average. no way.
I think OP is the tranny in the pic and they self-posted and replied to their own posts pretending to be this "girl". At least that makes me laugh the hardest, so that's what I'll choose to believe.
>position of the phone blocks the neck in a convenient way.
still think the pic is a women
Oh and before you start stalking fifth graders, when I say "retard with a vagina" I'm thinking 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 and they finally start to realize they're sluts around 26, 27, 28, 29 they really start questioning themselves, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35 and oh shit, yep, they know they're single sluts who never had a hope of a good romantic relationship in their lives.
fakecels get the fuck off my board
>10" mondo jet black girth max totems
MONDO MONDO MONDO
She looks fine but I'd rather we just collectively stop giving women attention so we can dramatically turn the tables with male-female relations.
You're a homosexual for posting someone's picture here like that but what does it even matter any more.
>dramatically turn the tables
I'll tell you a secret: IF YOU BECOME FEMALE YOU WIN.
PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL! PINK PILL!
Psyop poster detected.
She isn't even ugly. You're just a fag
>Visible bicep definition without lifting
>Hands larger than the phone
She's perfect dude. Division 1 genetics, easy. Your son could have played for Auburn if you weren't such a tremendous homosexual.
fuck you retard, she trusted you and you post a selfie she took for you on a LULZ
also fuck you again she looks ok and with a bit of love and care can look better, doesnt even look like a whore like most girls
where is she from
you nut in that flat e-boi body and you're gonna like it
How is she bad looking for you? I know this is bait but come on try harder Mr Mossad man.
What are you fucking stupid? She's absolutely gorgeous!
Her penis is the prettiest part!
She's cute. You're being a picky homosexual to the extent that it seems like you might not be straight. The only thing wrong with her is that she was posting on /soc/ which admittedly is a HUGE red flag, everything else is fine. She's pretty, stop being gay.
she's not even ugly but what the hell is she wearing on her bottom half
lol, you know this is what 10s look like when they're not posting selfies or going out in public, right? With better lighting, angle, clothes, hair, and actually looking at the camera, shed be a 8-10 for sure. Notice those are all things she can change at any time. OP, this is why you're on LULZ, because you expect good looking girls to look their best all the time. I'm probably going to get shit for this comment but whatever.
She looks fine. If her character is good and she shares life goals/direction with me, I'd have no problem wifing up such girl.
OP, I guess you realized today that you pass.
Now have the confidence to go out in public as a girl.
If this post was a test, it's not a very good one. The image quality is bad and we haven't heard their voice. OP subtly addressed that by saying they voice chatted, which would imply they sounded like a girl, and potentially quash any suspicions otherwise. So yes, if this is op, and they are a man, they do pass under these conditions very well, but they probably won't, at least not as well, IRL.
Trannies will take a carefully angled selfie hiding their adam's apple, giant brow ridge, big jaw and go teehee do I pass?
It's like a fat girl taking an angle shot except it's a man and a lot more pathetic. The fatty can become thin the man can never be a woman
I think she is attractive.
thats a man, ring finger checks out
better than any trash on tinder, by far
id gladly date a girl that looked like that. but im too old for her i guess. just want a young waifu to marry and live together
> thought i would take any woman who wanted me hut honestly im not sure anymore.
Fucking poser, she doesn't even look bad, shes just plain looking at worst so what wrong.
Some people just have it too good, way too good...
Always notice guys like OP are the ones who get girls off /soc/ and other places to send them pics and talk to them.
I'd never do this shit. OP is fucking horrible. And yet the girls aren't slightly interested in me and I get one word replies and ghosted.
The image is really pixelated so I cant say anything for sure but it looks like there isnt make up on.
You would be surprised how disgusting most women look without make up, anon. If this is without make up then her face is like 7/10 or maybe even 8
she's kinda tall ain't she
not personally my type but she's not awful
could do with eating a bit less
kinda looks like a dude tbh
but she's not like hideously ugly lol
haha bassed chaotic evil, not the hero we need but the one we deserve
lol the opposite of love is not hate but indifference
we need to breed the next generation's incel army through hatesex with fembots
not fat, not ugly, what's the problem? there's at least something there to work with
If that's really a woman than i fucking fuck her no problem.
>op returns in 3 months wondering why hes still an incel
you are a volcel homosexual fuck you op
You're taste in women are bad, if you don't want to fuck her to the ground, shoot the fucking piss, and feel damn secure in your relationship knowing that you don't have to try to look top fucking knotch then you are clearly young, and stupid.
That is a tough one. If she is a biowoman than she isn't so bad. But the longer you look the harder it is to not think this is a tranny
such an obvious bait thread. you people are so dumb
she's cute either way
wtf is wrong with you , she looks fine . (if it is a biological woman.nowadays you never know he)
dont make conclusion based on pic , at least meet her , she might be a freak or even better then you expected....
Shes dressed like a slob here but honestly, she would look absolutely fine with the right clothes and haircut. The real choice is whether or not you click and whether or not she decides to do herself nicely for you at least on occasion.
If you can't see the 10/10 face, body, and personality, then you're blind, op.
If she was wearing a red dress, lipstick, and had her hair done like a 50s club singer, you'd be begging to fuck her. She has the perfect look. Goddamn I'm mad.
I would not only date, but potentially marry the girl in op's pic.
Too bad she only wants tall chad.
would, looks like a cute frog girl i studied law with in Germany