Looking for material science experts. I need a small container made of a material that does not hold in odors from bodily fluids.
I want to do my business, unleash my load in said container, and then wash out the contents simply with water and soap and that should be enough to eliminate any potential odor.
Any suggestions?
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a vegana works pretty well.
im bald and not very attractive to get one. I've had no luck on Tinder.
>Tinder
lol
what's so funny? I live in a boring area with reserved people.
dating apps are kind of the only option
I'm really not a chad, but I've had infinitely more success on platforms such as OkCupid or simply pretending I'm not a horny sperg, making friends, getting to know friends of friends until it clicked with someone.
Also, just fap into a tissue and use a trashcan with a lid. If you're worried about smell, unironically use menstrual pads. They are designed to neutralise smell and hold much more fluid than a cumshot. They even come with a small bag so you can store the jizzed/bloody thing hygienically until you find a bin.
Alternatively toilet paper + toilet.
>I've had no luck on Tinder.
the only guy that I have ever heard that got luck on memetinder broke up with the girl a little time later. So don't even bother there.
Latex glove over 2 dish sponges shoved in a paper cup
Be sure to lube up
Just do it in the shower you fricking animal.
Or use a condom, tie it off after and bin it
I like to use my desktop with my large high resolution monitor. I'm not going to resort to looking at the small screen of my phone.
Cooming is a cinematic experience for me and I don't like to waste it using shitty equipment.
why a reusable container? just use extra soft tissues like Kleenex they feel amazing on the dong, if you use two or three they soak up all the jizz easily, and Kleenex have a mild scent to them that masks the smell
>if you use two or three they soak up all the jizz easily
that honestly has not been my experience at all. i always end up splooging some load all over the furniture and lfoor.
how wildly are you jacking it that you can’t keep a thick wad of the tissues wrapped around your penis? I’ve popped thru the tissues before but it’s because I’ve pressed my penis thru them and ripped em. you gotta leave a little slack in there. be gentle with your pp anon
>how wildly are you jacking it that you can’t keep a thick wad of the tissues wrapped around your penis?
hold up a sec. so am I supposed to wrap 3 tissues around my penis and jack it without using the other hand?
or am I supposed to hold the tissues wrapped around my penis using the other hand?
I wrap the tissues around the head of my penis like a lil hat and hold it there with the same hand I stroke with. see attached mathematical diagram
So much work. I just lay in bed and dry hump until I coom
a stitch in time saves nine. I don’t have a bed covered in jizz stains nor do I have to do cleanup this way. just blast and trash
fwiw I also have huge loads but again if you use my method correctly and use absorbent tissues then there’s no problem
interesting
my other issue is that i have an open trash can with other people living here. im concerned others can still smell the cum stained kleenex.
what is your opinion on using toilet paper instead of kleenex?
good in a pinch but toilet paper is designed to fall apart when it gets wet so it’s easier to blow a hole through it and it’ll likely leave cum soaked paper debris stuck to your penis
put a lil trash can in your room? get scented trash bags? I fill my lil room can with these jizz rags and even when I leave for long enough to “smell” my room when I come back it doesn’t smell of jizz
and for the record, I shoot very big loads. I'm like Peter North. So not everything will work for me.
do it in your t-shirt like I do every night.
Please stop using my t-shirt, thank you very much.
I poured peroxide on my cum once after a sesh and it started bubbling
What are the best cleaning liquids to use if you get your cum on a wooden floor?
Wtf is this thread
Not humor, evidently.
My first thoughts too. That or some kind of stainless steel cup.
What wrong with using glass?
Well anon, according to a very easy and quick google search that you could have done yourself. A container made out of silver can do the job because silver does not absorb any smells. And its easy to buy vintage silver containers off ebay since they do not make containers out of pure silver anymore, only silver alloy.
You need a nonporous container, probably either glass or metal.
Use glass. It's nonporous and won't react with any bodily fluids. If it still smells after you've washed it, it's because you didn't wash it well enough.