but not for the reason you guys think — it's because you guys are literally fucking your hands,,not the fact that you're wasting sperm — kind of sinistrous tbh
Real clever boys simply just roll their fluffy duvet into the shape of a butt, edge on it, and then finally eject their boymilk in that would-be butt after 5 hours
>You don't get so-called 'post nut bad luck' if you dont fuck your own bodyparts
"don't fuck where you sleep" is a saying for a reason, anon
i think you mean dont shit where you eat
Don't shit where you sleep and don't fuck where you eat
i always thought it was "don't fuck while you shit"
How many trickles down from every human?
It is a very seedy Earth.
wtf is a duvet
it's kinda like a light sweater.
I wanted to let you know that I read this in Agiri's voice and I got a boner
And after it accumulates enough stem cells from sperm, it turns into a real portable butt.
and you still believe that people must hate you because their normalnagger ape brains are intimidated by moe