Looks like zoomers are dying because of alcohol poisoning because tiktok memes. I've no fucking idea what a "borg" is, I'm assuming it's when you pour heavy liquor into a milk container and get absolutely shit-faced from it and eventually die.
MASS ZOOMER DEATH
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I have only seen tik toks that get posted here. If you are on tik tok you unironically deserve the ovens
Ok. More girls for me.
kinda reminds me of the 4loko craze ~10 years ago.
Gaaaaaaaaaa I wish I never drank.
Lmao I drank those in college. They tasted like absolute shit
they changed the forumla somewhere down the line because one girl died
The real stuff got banned because multiple people died and the media freaked out about it, you could find it in rural gas stations for a year afterwards and sell them to people for $10-20 each.
Ironically, I remember after they changed the formula the frats started adding N.O. -XPLODE caffeine pre workout supplement to the new tamed down four lokos to achieve the same effect and then some girl had a heart attack and died after chugging it with the caffeine equivalent of 6 cups of coffee.
I once played the Goodfellas drinking game with my buddy back then drinking 4Loko. Every time somebody says "Fuck", or a variation of it, on screen, you take a drink. Things were okay until Joe Pesci started taking up screentime. We ended up getting fucking obliterated, losing our IDs while buying cigarellos, and having some blood marks on our shoes.
4Loko would legitimately fuck your shit up though.
4loko is weak.
You're thinking of nuloko.
>College students drink too much
>This generation is doomed!
>see fellow zoomers eating tide pods
>follow the herd and eat one
>see fellow zoomers stacking milk crates and walking over them
>follow the herd and crack a rib
>see fellow zoomers shaking ass to nig music
>follow the herd and post yourself publicly so your family/future employer can see you shaking your ass to nig music
>see fellow zoomers drinking hard liquor from empty milk jugs...
You have to admit there's a pattern here
>You have to admit there's a pattern here
Yeah, first milk crates then milk jugs... What will he the next milk related fad?
as a zoomer i want to let you know not all of us are like this and dont want to be apart of this generation as well im seeing way too many people generalise us so just know we exist
This nigga 13 lmao I remember wanting to post shit like this when I was a bitch ass lurker little kid. Have a spine nigga have some fun only thing you’ll get by aligning with old people is being old.
Yeah I see a pattern.
>children doing dumb shit
>children doing dumb shit
>women being whores.
>college students doing dumb shit
Who would have expected being able to watch videos of this from the first generation raised on the internet.
>your whole generation is like those people the news told me about!
You are such an old man holy shit
>t. 34 year old lame father
I don't think the fads are that much more intense. I was around for the original 4Loko with caffeine in college. People would try, like, one can and fucking hate it. It took a true moron to try a "4 4Loko Challenge!11!1." Only the ones participating in memes now are recording it like every other goddamn thing in their life.
>Being hospitalized for alcohol poisoning is perfectly normal goy, do not care about the youth
Name one generation that didn't get shit drunk in their youth.
Not drinking half a gallon of vodka before sunset so that you have to get your stomach pumped, dumbfuck
Yeah this. It's called jungle juice and did the exact same thing a decade ago
Drinking almost 2 liters of vodka in one day is so good damn stupid that these people are both verifiably retarded and deserve to die. We should be concerned if that many zoomers in "higher education" are so unaware of basic self preservation. This is like drinking 40+ beers.
The majority of university students are women not men
This. Boomers will never be satisfied until everyone except them in unhappy.
Can confirm, this kind of drinking at Universitys literally existed in the 1800s (back then it was pubs).
Boomers did this shit decades ago.
Difference is we have research that shows that alcohol is much much worse for us than previously known.
Alcohol is the new tobaccwa20p
Zoomers dont drink
Apparently they do, but very few survive to tell about it.
zoomers hardly fuck either, I think our generation got mentally fried from being hypersexualized so much. It's why you see zoomer chicks with unreal anime porn physiques but they're always wearing sweatpants and hoodies.
We've gotten weirdly puritanical but with a woke bent to it
This is actually a good thing. Nature filters out the dumbest zoomers by making them kill themselves from doing stupid shit, leaving us with the smartest zoomers.
Young people dont know any better, I know I got lucky when I was young.
we're still fucked
unironically this, those homosexuals have no brain/idea of consequences if they do this kind of shit, i'm sad for their possible death but they/their parrents are the reason behind this, growing as fucking npc's without a fucking personality
The dumbest zoomers are the broad-nosed black teens constantly on their phones while scamming the cashier at McDonald's for free sandwiches using discarded receipts. Same as they'd be 20 years ago, 40 years ago without the cell phone.
>no webm video or said challenge
homosexual OP detected
Is borg a real thing? I assumed it was the latest iteration of skub.
This is the most fucked place on the internet, but even our jannnies take out CP and personal details. Why the FUCK are they still letting homosexual naggers like you post about skub? I would literally rather join the fucking reptilian kike illiminatis and become an antifa furry homosexual tranny what the fuck ever foot soldier than EVER even think about skub afuckinggain
fuck you you stupid nagger you made me type is fuck you nagger fuck fuck fuck nagger.
Spotted the skub denier.
>Article written by Tyler Durden
What an edgelord homosexual holy shit
>hes never heard of the hedge for the past 20 years
look at xis flag. Ignore xim.
Dumb ass maple ape doesn't read zero hedge lol. Fucking nagger. Go watch cnn.
BORG stands for Black Out Rage Gallon. It consists of half a gallon of water, half hard liquour (usually vodka), and mio. A max of 2 people are supposed to drink the whole thing
Was just about to post this.
>BORG stands for "blackout rage gallon" and is a homemade cocktail mixed in a gallon jug.0 It typically contains a fifth of vodka, water, and liquid flavor enhancer.
Anyway, glad I never succumbed to the liquid israelite. Gives you nothing and takes everything.
>Anyway, glad I never succumbed to the liquid israelite. Gives you nothing and takes everything.
Same here I have never had alcohol and don't regret it for a second
Two college students can’t finish a 5th without getting hospitalized? I was sharing a 5th and dusting it in high school.
>Black Out Rage Gallon. It consists of half a gallon of water, half hard liquour (usually vodka), and mio. A max of 2 people are supposed to drink the whole thing
Damn that sounds like fun. Makes we wish I was still in college.
Nothing beats a power hour. Shot of beer every minute for an hour, or as long as you can take it.
That's like, 5 beers. I'd gulp down 5 beers in an hour to get warmed up when I was in college and I never even liked drinking that much.
Were you the teacher?
5 drinks an hour is enough to get anyone who isn't a raging alcoholic buzzed
Power hour is the shit. I haven't done one of those in awhile
beer? huh, sounds gay even for americans. Sounds like a weekend for 45 year olds
Okay, Premium Anti-Fag Force Officer Barbady. You'd do it with vodka while balls-deep in an LAS major's cunt, I suppose?
what is mio
Flavor enhancer. You can also get caffeinated ones
I wondered to myself "why not just juice or soda?" but then zoomers probably think this is healthier than drinking sugar. kek
Yeah wtf is this Zoomer garbage, and why do they sell it like some sort of cordial syrup rather than just sell it mixed with not tap water
This borg drinking fad is for poofs. Four Loko got so fucking out of hand laws were changed. The company had to reformulate the whole thing and they were fucking killing it in sales.
I used to drink a 40 of mickeys and a 4loko old school formula.
Ripped and happy faced for 5 bucks
Zoomers always have to be gay about everything.
So they're drinking watered down vodka with electrolytes and they're still getting alcohol poisoning?
You need to actually think about it.
Half a gallon of water, half gallon High proof booze.
You average size of a bottle in the USA is 750MLs.
A gallon is 3785.41MLs.
The zoomies are taking two bottle of Rotgut right to the dome, oh sure it's watered down, but it's still two fucking bottles.
If you think that is lightweight, you must be russian or an irishman.
Ive downed a litre of vodka in about 2 hours on multiple occasions. You typically dont even get sick if its just vodka and nothing else. And im not an alcoholic, i just need to turn off sometimes
half a gallon is almost two litres, and these are women.
>fake sugar + alcohol = ethelyne glycol
they are literally consuming engine coolant at that point lel no wonder they fucking pass out and end up in the fucking hospital
Shared between 2 people that is a 5th each. No wonder these kids can't handle that shit.
lol pussies I drink that every night
Yeah but not all in one go. Also you really ought to stop drinking that much, your liver must be fucked.
Usually takes me about an hour if I'm drinking comfortably. Could do it in 15 pretty easily, or about 5 gulps if I absolutely had to
Damm that's wild, what do you typically drink?
Usually some cheap Wodka Gorbatschow or something similar
Damm man, are you thinking about quitting or cutting down at some point. Or is this just your life now?
It kind of ebbs and flows. Depends on life stresses, etc. Sometimes I'll go a few weeks with only the odd beer or two here and there. But am definitely aware drinking that much regularly isnt long term sustainable, even if I do have a supernaturally high alcohol tolerance compared to most. (Barely even get a hangover from drinking that now).
Thanks Mr Patel
They aren’t dedicated to the craft enough yet for that. They’re most likely starting around mid afternoon after “studying” in the morning.
They should be waking up and starting this game. Drink a pint, pass out for a few hours, wake up, drink another pint that night. This is not hard but alas they don’t understand scheduling or pacing as evidenced by the level of anxiety they all apparently have.
I guess it's the "challenge" that's hooks them, but why ruin liquor with water
>but why ruin liquor with water
ARRRRRRRR THAT'S HOW YE MAKE GROG
Sounds great. I would absolutely puke my guts out though. Gotta top it off with some orange juice and pace myself.
And what's mio?
Some fruity sweetener, see above
Isn't this just riot punch from its always sunny in Philadelphia?
in riot punch you substitute the water for hard liquor. the recipe is something like this: 1 part liquor mixed with 1 part liquor
How do you end up with twice as much liquor as you started with? dafuq
this will give someone brain damage
there are probably people who do it solo just to brag
drinking this much is disgusting
people who intentionally get black out drunk are really fucked up in the head
its disturbing that lots of NPC normies do this. why do they want to do this?
its like heroin junkies to me
Lots of peer pressure usually. It can sound like a good/fun idea in the beginning but it's obviously not worth the consequences, even if your peers will think you're cool for a short while. Some people just need to learn it the hard way.
so if it's half gallon hard alchol split between two thats a quarter gallon which is 32 ounces per person and thats almost 23 shots each? wtf or is my boomer math wrong.
Over how much time? I knocked out a fifth no problemo during Mardi Gras over a few hours.
seeing as this shit is for retarded tiktok videos they're likely chugging it as fast as they can and this would be the equivalent to about two and a half fifths
At that rate, there's literally no way your body doesn't just completely evacuate itself and vomit everything up. I'm an alcoholic, and threw up from doing the 6-shot challenge back in 2020, without even getting drunk. The human body rejects that much liquor in one go. It would probably reject that much WATER in one go.
yeah that's why they got sent to the hospital
zoomies check into the hospital because they threw up while drunk? jfc.
Me and my buddy did this every day for 3 years except we just used canadian classic and doctor pepper and went through a quart or more daily.
And half a bottle of roofies
We called this the "Riot Jug" in the 00's. You'd buy one of those $2.99 4 litre jugs of off brand kool aid, pour out about a third of it, and refill it with Everclear. By the end of the night you're vomiting black ooze that burns into any surface it touches. Wild shit, we crashed a houseboat on that once in the Okanagan.
Sounds Gay. Drinking faggity mixed drinks. To the point you crash your daddy's boat. Fucking canadian queers.
>half gallon of water
lol fucking pussies
I cant even swallow a gallon of water without puking
Sounds incredibly gay. I used to drink a pint of Evan Williams every night in college.
So it's "date & a fifth" with extra steps
Black Obnoxious Rage Gorilla
A fifth a person? I can do that shit in my sleep. Fucking pussies.
Holy fuck these kids are weak.
wait, so it’s a screwdriver for even poorer people, just lots of it?
star trek is gay as fuck we arent nerds homosexual
Speak for yourself you massive nagger
>We aren't nerds
T. Amerinagger on a Mongolian basket weaving board
I thought the article said bog and that they drank swamp water. how do you get hospitalized just from drinking alcohol?
>how do you get hospitalized just from drinking alcohol?
We aren't all built like you finns.
Small people can't handle it, apparently it's only .75 liters of vodka in it.
Half a gallon is 1.8+ liters, a "fifth" is the .750 liters, so it's actually a handle or more. If two people drink equally (they won't) then it's only a fifth each approx. I can drink a liter of 90 proof in about 5 hours without blacking out, but I can also drink a 30 rack in a day (with much regret the next). There's no way these retarded zoombies can handle the liter of booze one is definitely drinking. The most powerful drunk I ever knew was a woman who I watched drink 3 bottles of Jack in a fucking evening, though I had a friend that was a handle a day drunk before going straight to meth.
>how do you get hospitalized just from drinking alcohol?
vittu saatana perkele jumalauta el helvetti
Pay 50k to send your kid to college
End up with a brain dead alchoholic communist homosexual feminist coomer
OP is double dipping a shekel post.
Lazy fucking kike
This isn’t reddit. Go back.
Fuck off. Imagine being at a college party surrounded by sorority girls. They rip off your pants and underwear and hold you up by your ankles. They start chanting “you will be assimilated, resistance is futile”. Suddenly, one of the girls brings out a hose with a funnel on one end. She sticks the end without the funnel into your ass while another girl pours patron tequila into the funnel. The patron goes deep into your rectum while you scream in agony. Once the last drop has been swallowed by your anus, they drop you on the ground and start kicking you and beating you to a pulp. You just got borged bitch
>they drop you on the ground and start kicking you and beating you to a pulp
not my problem
So it's a litre of vodka diluted down to shit? How are you supposed to get drunk when you're pissing all the time... That's a warm-up drink for German 17yo out on the piss on a normal weekend these college kids are weak like their tranny bones...
They are american anon. They can't drink for shit. They take a sip and proceed to tell you how they are feeling it and how wAStEd they are for the next 20 minutes.
1/2 US Gallon = 1.89 Litres
Anyone would be shitfaced
no its literally half of that plastic gallon of vodka, Zoomers are retarded, drinking half gallon of vodka and branding eachother so that the flesh down to the bone is seared off, eating laundry soap
Don't threaten me with a good time.
I wish this read 46 zoomers died. But I guess life is just unfair.
>zoomers discover jungle juice
>Resistance is futile
>zoomies can't even drink some liquor without dying
the west has fallen
Zoomers have dead souls
That girl looks pretty cute and it sounds like she doesn't fully understand the consequences of her own actions.
>Tick-tock Western civilization
Le heckin upboat to you my good sir. Wanna see my awesomesauce amazeballs Dr Spock funko?
dont care zoomers are literal monkeys
>total zoomer death
In my day, we just rolled them onto their stomachs.
They keep making gen x shorter and shorter lol. When I was a kid, gen x was 66-85, now your shit says its 11 years. If that was true then the spice girls wouldn't be marketing Pepsi to "generation neXt" in '97 and Michael Jackson wouldn't be marketing Pepsi to "generation neXt" in 1984. The real reason is they want to claim millennials are lazy failures and the younger gen xers are in freefall as well as the first marriage boomer kids were the last to get any crumbs. Younger gen x call them the yuppies, millennials are their kids, and some younger boomers kids as well. All gen x made Zoomers, and younger gen x made alphas with older millennials as well. Gen z was called "post millennial" for a long time. Imagine being called post boomer...
Eh. I'm a middle aged millennial and I just roll with it when people say I'm the "smart phone generation" because A) I finished college before smart phones were a thing and B) people think I'm Gen X anyway so it's moot. I don't give a fuck. It don't matter. They're just labels for people to bitch about.
Genx is still 1966-1985 and culture reflects that but that ""millenial"" label basically got applied to everyone born from 1975 to 2005 at some point. Just another subtle sign of complete cultural decay and loss of logic. Generations are by definition 19/20 years.
Why do they keep increasing the range of millenials?
That's how they're gonna hide how shitty the economy is next time there's a crash due to baby boomers dying off and spending tanking. There's already muttering about how millennials are gonna be how the US stays afloat, which might be wishful thinking.
gen x are the generational israelite. they will do everything in their power to hide their wickedness by attributing the worst of their gen to boomers or millenials. the year gen x starts or finishes only depends on what the xike wishes to subvert you with at that time.
From experience ... yeah. Every Gen-X'er I've met is like a Boomer Hippie who became a Yuppie who became a middle-manager. Except with the Gen-X'er, they just FUCKING HATES THE WORLD for so forcing them to be, you know, normal. They thought they'd be kings of the Earth only to be put under the thumb of Boomers still working jobs into their mid-70's. No upward career path, so willing to shit on absolutely everyone below them.
They're every bit the "slighted, under-employed, over-educated" stereotype applied to Millennials, but they get so fucking huffy about the guy from Nirvana blowing his brains out. It's fucking nuts.
Lol wtf these people are pushing fifty almost, how are they millenials?
I binge drink every Friday and wake up fine. What a bunch of weak pussies.
need to garnish it with some tide pods or it's not a real BORG. fucking posers.
Still better than dying for Israel though.
zoomer homosexuals better sack up, dual borg is next week
>College kids do dumb shit
Wow. Shocking. How the fuck is this news?
UMass Amherst is a special breed of northeast retard.
>t. lived in MA for a few years
Then they want to attack me for shitposting but no one dies.
>"ZoOmErS ArE DyInG"
>article says all 46 students lived
>"ZoOmErS ArE DyInG"
OP is a fucking retard that can't read.
This shit is a half gallon of vodka mixed in with some electrolytes
what a bunch of pussies, my friends in high school used to drink everclear with koolaid packets mixed in and nobody ever went to the hopsital over it.
When the fuck is Tiktok going to be banned in the USA? That shit is like a magnet for retards and crime.
Tik Tok is for Retards, Americans and Room temperature IQ individuals. Accelerate the stupidity so they all die off, the world and myself thank you for it.
As if an American-owned Tiktok would not be as cancerous
retards dont even know about the big bad beetleborgs
I had the morpher thing when I was really little
Listen up America, to my brand new scheme,
I'm tired of zoomers ruining our scene,
So I've come up with a plan that can't go wrong,
We'll wipe them out, and then we'll sing this song!
Total zoomer death, it's the only way,
We'll save our country from their violent ways,
Total zoomer death, we'll make them disappear,
Our streets will be safe and we'll all cheer
No more zoomer gangs and zoomer crime,
we'll show them who's boss, one at a time,
they won't know what hit them, they'll be gone,
Our zoomer-free future is coming on
Total zoomer death, it's the only way,
We'll save our country from their violent ways,
Total zoomer death, we'll make them disappear,
Our streets will be safe and we'll all cheer
Off-topic but slightly related to OP picture - I'm so sick of these stupid bitches with nose rings. Everywhere I go it's some stupid teenager with some weird looking shit hanging out of her nostrils. Fuck zoomers
>46 sent to hospital, all of which were discharged
>all of which were discharged
So as soon as the room started spinning and they threw up they went to the hospital. This is as cringy as when boomers try a 2.5mg edible for the first time and think they're going to die. But at least boomers know what gender they are...
Am I reading this right? This drink is like nearly 2000ml of booze? Jesus Christ.
Just wait until they discover everclear and 151 rum.
I will buy you a gardddeeeennn
I somehow remember the aftermath of chugging a huge glass of Everclear after a wild fucking night partying in college. Sucked a fantastic set of titties right before then, which may have helped the memory. I blacked out enough in the car that I forgot we had stopped to buy cigarettes on the way back home, 2 minutes afterwards when I wanted a smoke. Then lit the first smoke backwards, of course. Still amazes me my buddy didn't kill us in an accident. Ahhh, the good ol' days. I miss them, and that lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe.
Based. I’m a college zoomer and more of these low IQ retards for the better. The strong will survive.
*die the better
>not even bonging it...just drinking
Kek, that's nothing. I've seen someone funnel a mickey of rye and not even throw up. Zoomers are pussies.
this shit isn't even accurate to what this is, it's a half gallon of vodka and a half gallon of water with some electrolytes thrown in
Half water, half vodka, and a mio... typically poured into a gallon jug.
Zoomers are just drinking 20% ABV mio flavored clear spirits.... its basically a Malibu, fortified wine, Hpnotiq, Irish cream, Liqueur, or schnapps drink.
Smart zoomers would grab some Everclear and do a 1:5 mix with water and mio and get the same effect for significantly cheaper.
A good bottle of red wine will have 14-16 drinks in it. Can confirm, these kids are fucking gay.
I drink a liter of hard liquor (either vodka or whiskey) per day. Not watered down. >3.785 liters per gallon
>so 1.8 liters of actual booze
>consumed by 2 people
How are these fuckheads passing out and or dying? They're consuming an equal amount of water to their alcohol intake, which most alcoholics dont get.
I gotchu leaf.
because they aren't sharing it and they're a bunch of <130lb teenagers who aren't alcoholics, likely it is the first time some of them are even drinking
Haha wtf I drank more than this as a 16yr old. Not to mention what I drank in college. I'm gonna meet these people soon at work. What can I expect?
Lots of dilation breaks
are zoomers just drinking too much to fit in or something? that's a lot of ambulances
meme'd in to it by tiktok.
Pussies when I was their age I would drink a whole bottle of whiskey or scotch and blackout and piss myself and wake up face down on the floor in a puddle of my own vomit and still wake up early in time to get to work, only feeling like I would die for three days. Why are zoomers such pussies? We need a new Vietnam to cull their ranks some.
Unironically this, except we need a new invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan to cull the retards that couldn't hack college again.
kys hippy boomer trekkie.
Star wars and star trek are goyslop stains on the collective hooman consciousness
Resistance is futile.
more like resistance is fertile whoah mama
I WASNT HERE FAST ENOUGH OKAY LEAF?!?!
Its not my fault!!!!
Did you expect anything else from the generation that eats tide pods
Zero dead. It's not the alcohol, it's everyone calling an ambulance when they see a drunk chick throwing up
yea, let them die with a coma I say
this is exactly what happened
>a bunch of skinny college girls pound vodka as fast as they can
>start throwing up everywhere
>frat bros freak out "omg this is fucking alcohol poisoining"
>call 911 freaking out saying the entire sorority is poisoned
back in the day before cell phones and everyone carrying a camera they would be taken to a back room and gang raped
>complain about no star wars in thread
>posts gay anal alcohol rape scenario
Why are they like this?
This is an EXCELLENT way to clean up the gene pool. Anyone stupid enough to think this is a good idea is Darwin awards material right down to the ground.
Stupid people shouldn't breed, and this seems to be the perfect way to stop them.
Nobody under the age of 50 watches Star Trek, loser.
Funny, I thought that was the Zoomer generation. Better scapegoat every problem on Millenials since Boomers are dying. Gotta keep the victim blame going.
i've never seen star trek but the fetuses replying to your post are exactly why this website is now irrevocably worthless
The israelites don't want filthy goyim to think about the meaning of the ~~*black cube*~~
Tl;dr "Borg" is watered down vodka redbull. Some uni students drank too much. Fuck you OP.
The USA occupational death rate (occupation meaning job) is 3.6 per 100,000 workers.
Dukat’s numbers for Bajoran death rate comes out to 7.9 per 100,000 Bajorans living under occupation.
So living under cardassian occupation is approximately twice as dangerous as having a job in the United States.
doesn’t sound so bad, fuck bajorans
Is there any other use for them?
ho ho ho, hold up
USA murder rate per capita was 6.52 per 100,000 people
6.52 vs 7.9
Being an American under ZOG//NOG occupation is approximately the same murder rate as being an OY VEY MUH BAJILLIONS bajoran under cardassian occupation.
You would think the bajoran occupation death rate includes “forced labor deaths” as well as “killed by cardassian cops” death rates, right? Does it include death by starvation under cardassian rule too? Who knows but if you add murders and job deaths only, the USA is still SIGNIFICANTLY more deadly than occupied bajor.
I hope they all die. Natural selection.
USA murder rate is the official figure for 2020 btw
First, they came for the tide pods. I did not care, because I was not a tide pod.
Can we ban social media in America PLEASE? Social media is a cancer.
>Blackout Rage Gorillian
Lol getting hospitalized for drinking a 2-6 of vodka in your 20s, what fucking lightweight homosexuals I certainly would not have hung out with these people doing gay "borg" challenge instead of just drinking the shit
We used to crush tic tacs into shit like vodka. Huge concentration of sugar through the tic tacs and the chicks drank those bottles in record time.
Drunk ass hoes 😉
Zoomers call the cops when their pussy hurts.
>46 students sent to the hospital, all of them safely went back home
All these college cunt npc's are fucking borgs. They would make great cannon fodder.
quite surprised they are jamming it up their ass like everything else
Kek, I did that when I was at that age but with 5l or 10l water jugs. It became that popular? In the past only me and my metalhead frens around the country would do it.
Only once I was send to the hospital by my frens because I drink too much by myself, I even remember shitting myself on a local park near a tree. Kek.
Good ol' days. When I wake up my arm was double the size because the male nurse miss my vein, it had gone down in size in 1 day or so but it was the first time I desire to workout and be jack.
So at the end of the day it works out for me. I'm not superjack like strongman, body builder and baloon posers but that's because I avoid steroids.
Take that OP memeflag, I turn your thread on a inspirational SIG.
Gimme some workout tips, inspirationalbro.
Well, you can start by doing the Saitama workout, you can even start with dumbbells at home, then if you get hype enough start going to the gym.
Is not that hard.
I don't go for bulk route because you need to eat several times a day, half of the day you spend eating and the other doing heavy lifting.
Also don't forget to drink gatorate from time to time, muscle spasms are very annoying
I do 18 reps because is the double of the heavenly number 9, multiple reps regardless what type of exercise
I do 7 different types of exercises with dumbbell but you can actually train most of your muscles just with dumbbell, just search for dumbbell exercises on any image searcher and you probably get several different one with dozens of exercises
Also try to follow mega chads strongman if you need real inspirational stuff.
My secret exercise is one that arm-wrestlers do, I don't even practice the sport.
I start by doing every day, it takes at least 1 year to notice changes but keep on doing that you eventually reach your own body goal.
gen-x here. that shit used to be called 'friday night'. the internet was a mistake.
Weak sperm cannot deal with a thimble of vodka boo-fucking-hoo.
Anglos are as useless as Japanese in this regard.
I can't handle any more than like 2-3 shots of vodka
I rarely drink though
Even half a shot gets me going
Am I Mongolian?
Maybee I can do about 10 of 80 proof before I start to chuck. I'm part Irish tho so go figure.
You are chinaman comrade Xin Ivanow.
No I don't like chinks
Isn't this supposed to be a good school full of non-retards?
You don't seem to understand the current state of the academic infrastructure in this country.
>College kids drink stupid amount of alcohol
In other news it's Thursday
Natural selection God is great.