He is in 1000 meter deep Turkish cavern
https://www.is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000009840595.html
150 persons are trying to get him out from there.
It is said logistically this is the biggest cave rescues ever for one man. They need to get him out.
It is estimated everything is ready in 2 weeks.
Food is being delivered to the man as food is easier to send down there than a human sized object.
They are communicating with the man by wire phone, a phone with 1km long copper cable was dropped to the cave. It is not a mobile phone. It has no internet capabilities.
Why would someone willingly put themselves through something like this? There's no reward, be it material or not. What's the philosophy behind it?
You're not white.
I'm pale beige, what's your point?
That Europeans have the instinctive need to explore, conquer, understand the world around them. Unlike browns who will live in the same mud huts eating grass for 500,000 years Euros need to grasp for something more.
The guy in OP's is not "conquering" anything though. He's just crawling through a tunnel. I would understand if he started mining the cave from the inside to build a Gothic wonder underground or something never seen before for the beauty of it, but this is much more different. There is no "conquering"
you don't even understand the meaning of the word "conquer"
you have to go back to turkey
not from Roachland, guess again
He's conquering his ability to breathe.
get fucked. this isn't "because it's there". even climbing everest you can prepare for and control a lot of eventualities, not all but a lot of them. trying to squish yourself through a tiny crack way the fuck underground is fucking retarded. you have no outs, no way to mitigate, and a high probability of failure. what's worse, is that you can't properly plan.all you can do is eyeball it, maybe listen to some other wackadoo that did it, and say "welp, i bet i can squish through that". that's not bravery, not mastering your environment, it's an etirely shitty version of russian roulette.
Nah you just don't get it. It's okay you're not white.
sell that bullshit to the tourists pillow biter. i wanted to touch the end of the thurston lava tube, where the ceiling descends all the way down. i crawled on my belly thinking maybe i could stretch my are to touch it without getting wedged in. i probably could've done it, but when i realized i'd have to squish i under it i stopped. because it would be fucking retarded to keep going. and that was fucking trivial compared to this shit. it wasn't even close. now, that actually fucking happened. the most dangerous thing you've ever don't is licking your cheeto covered fingers after scratching your funk-crusted starfish.
Relax nigga I ain't reading that. Just live with the fact that you just don't get some people. Mostly whites.
you have to be 18 to post here.
Relax you don't get it, maybe in a few decades you might. Prob not though.
let me guess this is another thing you pride yourself of being white while never doing it yourself? you're fat and the only cave you explore is your parents basement
Yeah, it's like the ultimate manlet cope.
>Welp, guess I'll squish myself into this tiny cave just to try to own Chad.
>You’re not white
Neither is the guy in the cave, he’s a Turkroach
this is not faustian its just dumb
Relax bro, if you have to ask you don't get it.
Everyone knows that, he's French.
i'm not French. I don't LARP either
Can we send all white people into caves?
Nah I'm claustrophobic, if you got a nice cabin in the woods I'll take it.
Hey man sorry your brain is stuck in tardgobbler nagger mode.
You naggers would just beg to be let in, just like why you live in Canada in the first place. Ungrateful untermensch.
Fuck off retard.
I'm part German, English, Swedish, Irish, Scottish, and Czech. I don't understand.
>Being white means killing yourself for no reason
Sounds right.
100%, only whites have the capacity to heavily self reflect and this kill themselves. Browns only do so after heartbreak, economic challenge, or a worse fate is approaching.
It is the white man in all his brilliance that will still kill themself even when having a high class life and loving people behind them.
Its just like ...why do idiots colonize other nations and then stop it and then let their former subjugated peoples flood their nation?
Its like France and the USA with Slaves.
T/he world is ran by idiots guy
It must be a fetish and they get aroused some form, like pic related except it's the earth doing this to you.
Not everyone is an autistic coooomer like you.
You wouldn't get it. It's a white thing
just white people things don’t worry about it
Getting stuck in a cave? I don't know... Sounds like nagger behaviour to me.
He's an ISIS veteran and he needs to come back to Finland to save our economy.
Ok, no worries then. He can die of dehydration half a mile underground.
>him: dead, doesn't have to live around naggers anymore
>you: will be a nagger forever
he got the better deal
they banned Internet Historian's "Man in Cave" video https://twitter.com/NetHistorian/status/1633132700000481280
I get the appeal of exploring underground cave systems, but I get extremely claustrophobic just watching videos where people are crawling on their belly underneath a 10 inch ceiling, or squeezing their whole body through gaps barely wider than their shoulders
the nutty putty cave incident here in the US is just awful to contemplate
I watched another video about some english lads who went caving in a system underneath some hill, and a storm came in earlier than expected and the cave flooded. I think that cave system included a several hundred meter stretch that you can only pass by crawling on your stomach, so those guys were pretty much fucked
The only time I ever heard of anything worthwhile coming from this type of activity was the discovery of some early hominid fossils deep in some cave that has lots of squeezes.
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/09/10/437249183/south-african-cave-yields-strange-bones-of-early-human-like-species
>Rick Hunter
what are the odds of this happening, there must be safer ways to do this
>the odds
pretty big. Bones won't be dissolved in a cave and sapients will do weird shit out of superstition or for burial practices
How to explore caves safely: Don't.
drones and robots exist though
Not that can do that - yet. Can radio signals travel through rock? Is there AI good enough to have the thing explore and come back when its battery reaches a certain point? Might be worth inventing.
1.
no.
2.
maybe.
anyone else wowwed at the depth of the cave? i want a cave lol
>there must be safer ways to do this
switch on ESPN for all your hominid needs
Same, watching vids of people crawling in those tight spaces makes my stomach turn. And oh God the nutty putty guy story is nauseating, the infographics and photos of it, why would someone go head first vertically down. Bueeeee
imagine if turks start sending him super spicy kebab haha
imagine the smell haha
>What's the philosophy behind it?
retards will be retards
if i would be forced to go to such place i would take small chisel and hammer/pickaxe
>two weeks in a cave eating nothing but turkish food
grim
>two weeks in a cave eating nothing but british food
hellish
but Rafal, that IS Turkish food!
Here you go. Make sure to eat the whole homosexual. You need the organ meat nutrients down there.
What organ are homosexuals made of?
Primarily liver.
That looks like utter shit, you stupid eurotrash
The real worry about cave diving is having a rock crush you
Kebab with lots of onnionsssssss
Fr why dem wypipo climb mountains n shit doe? Nigga ain’t nun up dere but air nigga lmao
But I didn't climb the mountain?
>There's no reward
how do you know? have you gone down there? no
us whites seek out treasure in the places we'd hide it, be it at the top of the highest mountains or in the deepest depths, it's there, and it's for the taking
Pls answer my question from this post :
Thx in advance
He's not 'stuck' like OP's photo implies. He's been underground for a week with an expedition when he became very ill. He is bleeding internally and needs medical treatment.
The news articles themselves do their utmost to imply he is physically stuck between rocks, not simply sick and unable to climb out on his own power.
I hate journalists so much it's unreal
journalism is officially dead, we shouldn't even call them that anymore.
I guess if it was a legit expedition then I retract everything I said. Still tho, these ought to have more gear and less ill middle aged people.
He got vaxxed and is now having extreme side effects from the mRNA, and they can't admit it. Just like that plane flying out of Atlanta where a bunch of vaxxies got diiarrhea so bad they had rto turn the plane around & emergency land.
Red Deer is Here.
Thanks. Fuck OP. sage and ignore thread.
they dont care about other people.
Trying to reach Agartha duh
That's the reason your black "civilization" got colonized.
read this :
My tribe was much more influential on history than what you could think. Comparing us to naggers would be a sin
You’re all the same. There’s no difference between a fremch homosexual vs Denmark homosexual hs norwegian homosexual. Zero. None.
still none of those, guess again, mutt
>Why do people climb mountain tops?
BECAUSE IT'S THERE!
Whites are retarded like that. This nagger was probably trying to find Agartha or some stupid shit like that. They get stuck and lost all the time.
Imagine being white and having a life so easy that you purposely put yourself in danger.
there were experiments on this, it was apparently because of boredom, when the test subject was told to wait inside a room with a shocker/taser inside and do nothing, they purposely tased themselves out of boredom. Part of the reason why everyone is either on their phones all the time, or doing some crazy shit
All these replies to you… “Durrrr cause it’s there and you’re not white” even though the cave guy isn’t white. Also implying they would leave their desk chair to do something risky and dangerous besides go outside
Who wouldn't want to go into the slimy crevices underground mother earth's glory holes
kek
Look at all these mutts larping as white people. White dont mean you will throw your life just to explore shit. If you're white you prepare an expedition. Not just take risk for the check of it. It's a nagger thing to do to put yourself in danger for no reasons.
this.
Many mutts ITT for some reason. They tend to flock to a programmed opinion. We can see this in all of the other threads, it's nauseating at this point
It's pure retardation. People don't think at all or think themselves invincible. If you have some imagination, watched a bit of gore or are generally knowledgable guy who KNOWS about things like nutty putty accident or remember that fucking rescue mission in South America where Elon Musk put on a show that he'll make a submarine for flooded guys in a cave...hell, what is required is not being a fucking nagger and remembering the Titanic accident from few months and that small confined spaces are DEATH.
But people are retarded. 100% retarded, even here where you have sizeable portion of people at least knowing second language to communicate without obstruction with foreigners.
Downside is - when you aren't retarded and have imagination, suddenly lots of things are fucking scary and you tend to not take risks. That's why I won't be successful businessman - I'm not retarded enough to take bigass risks that might or might not make me homeless in a second.
>Why would someone
Curiosity
It's a sign of intelligence
there's difference between being curious and cautious, and being stupid.
the saying "curiosity killed the cat" is a thing for a reason
>bro, dont eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil
>Adam was curious
same bs since the beginning of man
He's white, you wouldn't understand.
Just whites being white. Very typical behavior for whites, especially white europeans.
retardation. the answer to why anyone does anything is always the same, either they are evil or they're retarded or both
whitoids would rather do this than discipline their kids or wash their ass
naggers wash their ass?
Must be hard being brown
Pray, what meaneth this vacuous and witless contention? Employed with presumption of significance, 'tis yet more devoid of intellect when one discerns its fallacy. Yea, 'tis an errant claim.
because they're infantile children. entitled white people. first worlders who innately and truly believe that they are invincible and that things will somehow always just randomly work out for them. so when they do dangerous things and get fucked in the ass by their own stupidity like this dude here, they obviously expect to be saved. of course, they will. because that's just how the world works. of course, they will be saved, why wouldn't they be? obviously, everyone will set the heavens and earths in motion just to save them, that's just obvious and self-explanatory, d'uh! goddamn fucking white people, man... sometimes i really hate my own stupid fucking kind, seriously...
Hellenic people were white, Hellenic people were not "infantile children". Argument discarded. Your claim is simply based on empty and baseless assumptions, it was doomed to fail. Fuck right off. At this point i'm inclined to believe that anything that comes out of a memehomosexual's mouth is by nature untrue. So stupid, you must be a woman.
whatever nagger lover
endless memehomosexual ad hominem. Thx for proving my point, buddy
whatever you're still a nagger lover at the end of the day
does it infuriate you that you can't find any way to bait me other than this? kek
FUCKING THANK YOU
You wouldn't understand
nonwhites be like
>y go cave if no rape
>y go mountain if no rape
kek
Also to add, Alexander received no rewards for his 10 year warpath across Asia, he died shortly after this speech - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlKJDwViNKs
quite the id, Christ Hansen would like to speak with you
Exploratory behavior is innate in human nature. It’s unavoidable. Sometimes it gets you death in a cave, other times you discover a new species of jungle frog.
same as skydiving, it's a dopamine hit for psychos. Same as all extreme activities. It's hard to feel anything for certain people and this kind of behaviour is the only time they feel alive
no non-whites down there
Fame, and just to be that cool dude and legend among others, either in the close circle friends and family or even world wide, it's mostly a white thing, male or female, and there's been several accidents of girls dying in skydiving in Canada, all just to say in her profile she's wild and awesome
>Why would someone willingly put themselves through something like this? There's no reward, be it material or not. What's the philosophy behind it?
it's clear he was seeking refuge from the israelites.
Ask me how I know you're not white.
Not something I would ever do, but that's just as retarded and naggerish as asking why whites climb mountains.
two weeks underground sounds awful, I wonder if he will ever be the same mentally if they are able to rescue him
I imagine he will have many nightmares where he is back in the cave
you're being dramatic. he's just chilling out there and getting good food. he's in an open area where he can move around freely.
my statement was based on him being stuck and unable to move, so yeah that doesn't sound as bad
I am pretty claustrophobic
How big is this area? Is he going to be sleeping next to a pile of his own shit? He's down there for 2 weeks, not 2 hours.
just think about the smell after 2 weeks of pissing and shitting in yuor pants.
Imagine once the bugs get a wiff of that stinky butthole. Does he just get eaten alive?
oh no not nightmares, its over
lmfao
what a twat
Fake news.
Why do you consume this.
Why do you promote this.
Turn it off.
>fake news
Except that it’s really happening. Are you a bot?
checked!!!
Hey, check out wikipedia for Teeline shorthand, then decode this as best you can, show you're a human yourself.
Teeline shorthand is just the tool we need to defeat ai.
You teeline homosexuals are ridiculous. Do you expect people to start painting their posts?
that or just lose to ai, lazy nagger.
Look, worse case scenario, you can write notes crazy fast
get this memetic will take lots of us playing with it. It won't be a "thing" without all of us. Think about Pepe. I don't know all Pepe lore, but in some small way I contributed.
>km
>meter
>two weeks until rescue
rescuers when they discover a two week poop mountain on his butt
What do you think happens in a situation where you can’t move, are wearing pants, and maybe gravity is not in your favour but need to shit for two more weeks? Does it just not exit?
it's nothing like the nutty putty situation. he even filmed a video from where he is. it's more comparable to the chilean miners
Wait, he's down there just walking around? Leave his ass down there.
You would probably be eating significantly less due to basically being immobile.
I'm sure the rescuers have this in mind and are feeding him appropriately.
Imagine all the money wasted on this. all those children that they could have feed instead.
I hope they send him a bill afterwards and if he dies send the bill to this family.
Why you guys have so retarded takes on everything
Why do whites allow naggers and israelites to control white nations?
its one of the reasons i stop lurking /misc/ and only do it sometimes. There is massive low IQ problem.
He should be doing mexcrement things like skinning people alive and farming dirt.
What fucking children bryan, ponte a trabajar webon!
It's not like not saving the caver directly results in children being fed. They weren't gonna feed those kids anyway you stupid fucking beaner retard. How the fuck do you even navigate your life with such a simplistic understanding of reality
Based all sorts of money is wasted on these idiots
at some point this sort of thing stops being experience gathering and self-overcoming and instead turns into a dumb adrenaline high-seeking behavior mostly engaged by some depressive cluster B sods. This asshole went quite a bit beyond that point, I think. Still best of luck to him, but he better quit being a moron. How many times do you need to experience cave claustrophobia? 2-5 times? It's a barren rock, find something else, at least die of a butterfly sting in the Amazon, boring dumb fuck.
It would make more sense if he actually belived there was a gate to hell or something down there but if course it's just rocks and more rocks
they can't even say they're seeking new caverns to look through, since you can just send an inflatable robot arm with a gopro on the end of it.
The polish prove themselves again to be white naggers
krauts prove yet again to be literal kurds and unable to read
this guy is, I guarantee it, a durnkard rambler who would just regale you for 2 hours straight with names of various holes he slid into. It's adventurer cargo cult, he's not actually authentically doing the thing, he's jolting himself with near-death and accruing bragging rights and that's it.
What? I didnt read your post bro i just hate poland
based
I love shit like this. it’s such a morbid way to die
Chk'd
Also I complete do not understand spending any public resources to rescue people who do this shit. You took a risk, now take the L and hope you are smarter in the next life.
Drrrrrrrr
It was made for him.
It's not just a 1km hole.
How complex is the cavern system?
Any maps with pointers where he is?
How close to him people can reach?
Had to be a slip in some difficult or barely mapped parts of the cave if there are any difficulties at all but the man is alive and at least somewhat well.
What are the conditions? Any possibility of flooding?
I think we could flood him, but it does seem like a lot of work to drown the guy.
Why don't they just grease him up with butter and slide him out? I'm very smart.
Indeed, thou art correct, anon.
>aged hands
makeup is lmao
It's why women wore gloves in the old days.
wise women.
These women running in the sun with bare skin don't know what trade they're making.
sauce: https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/american-stranded-inside-a-cave-in-turkey-speaks-out-192463941817
And by the way guys he's not stuck pinched between two walls - he can WALK AROUND in there.
how did they find out
was there someone waiting for him to leave then they started dropping stuff
> he can WALK AROUND in there.
Thats way better then that homosexual that got stuck in a cave like that heads down and they had to beak his legs
So he's only trapped because he got sick and can't make it back up on his own?
Lol he dead
Is this going to be nutty putty all over again?
USE A FUCKING PICKAXE
remember those metal puzzles where you have to get them to separate anf then back together? turns out, it's practical.
Unfortunately, no
I don’t know fuck all, but doesn’t it seem like they didn’t try hard enough to get him out?
why not break his legs? why not do something drastic? it seems like they just let him die
They set up a brilliant series of pullies that were going to get him out. Unfortunately his foot got stuck, and when they pulled too hard the pully system broke.
Johnny boy got stuck in an even worse position then and his heart failed shortly after. They never could recover his body so they sealed the entire cave.
I think if they broke his legs there would have been an issue with blood flow or shock. I don't recall the exact details, but I think I remember hearing that that was the cause.
They should cut off his legs and make the pig bleed to death. Then they should take a nice piss on his body.
You have to be trolling but if your not j wouldnt be surprised israelitekranian dog
>they just let him die
Do you realise how fucking tight, dark and small a cave like that is? Also take into account there are not many people who can navigate a cave like that nevermind pull a fully grown man back with them.
The winch broke/the side of the cavern where the winch was fixed too broke off... Something like that. And he was upside down so the rescue team only had 25 hours. They failed due to bad luck.
>150
Spelunking idiot, they should send down a bomb and finish him off
>they should send down a bomb and finish him off
>They need to get him out.
Why? Why do they need to get him out?
To save our democracy
>get stuck in cave
>near death experience
>get rescued
>epiphany
>HITLER WAS RIGHT!!!
>invade Poland
Remember, you asked for this.
My benis is ready :-DDD
cuz of human rights n shit.
Note to all unfortunate victims of this finnposter:
Please filter all posts containing the strings "finnish", "finland" and ".fi"
Nothing useful or interesting happens in Finland. You can safely block it from your mind, forever.
he's just using a finnish news source
it's normal international news that involves an american national in turkey
here's CNN
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/07/middleeast/turkey-american-cave-rescue-scli-intl/index.html
has absolutely nothing to do with finland
But how will I get my Finnish butthurt? Their seething about Russia is hilarious
So he can't shit post before he dies?
1 drill is all that is needed
lol he was looking for cave watermellon stupid fucking turk.
*Man goes spelunking underground. Sees a hole 1/3 less than the body of a human."
"I must explore this hole."
*Man gets stuck in hole*
"Help me save me from getting stuck in this hole that was too smol!"
he's not spelunking. he's a researcher. here's a picture of his situation.
Then he needs to research his way out of that hole.
This. If he can’t research his way out he no use anyway.
If researchers were any good at their jobs they'd be called finders.
but he is a finder
>fuck around
>find out
So he isn't stuck just trapped?
>we must grant a future for the albino fish and for the cave race
You'd think in this day and age people would send a camera down there.
>2moreweeks!
where's he gonna poop and pee?
I feel like crouching there and saying
>what on Earth are you doing there?
I know what it gets like though and I don’t understand the draw, having done it spending 2 days in poachers pot crystal cave, shroomed out of my trolly.
After the first long squeeze in that place where the claustrophobia hits and you have to make your decision
>am i going to be a claustrophobe or not?
it’s handleable.
What’s the proper word for pot holing i’ve forgotten it. On line thesauruses are absolutely shit, this is another word I’ve tried to recall, can’t and can’t find on line. It’s like 1984.
spelunking.. its called spelunking
Living Nightmare
Unironically
Even worse if he had a tiny and long passageway ,where we could just crouch very slowly.
Seeing stuff like this Makes me wish every country on earth was a soulless ultracapitalist system like the US where people are charged millions for medical emergencies and lifeguard services.
He probably shiat and pissed himself, the whole cave stinks of his shiat and piss.
Tread carefully rescuebois
they're gonna get in there and it's gonna be like julian assange's room at the ecuadorian embassy in london
just, fucking, COVERED in wet, sticky poo
That’s typical white culture too. Go somewhere new. Just start shitting and pissing everywhere. Before it’s over, he will probably make a few animals extinct.
>That’s typical white culture too. Go somewhere new. Just start shitting and pissing everywhere. Before it’s over, he will probably make a few animals extinct.
the bison were fine until indians (metis - french amerindian monstrosities) got guns. they depleted the bison.
And if it's a poojet it will now be a designated shitting cave
Then when enough shit is collected they start worshiping it.
0.15 kilopersons are trying to get him out.
is ready in 0.038461538461538461 deciyear.
ok... ok...
I will post it lazy cunts...
Im from ky and have been in a lot of the caves here but never heard of this one
Is this like the perfect NEET scam?
>crawl into hole
>HELP I'M STUCK!!!
>SEND TENDIES
>AN XBOX SOME BATTERIES AND MOUNTAIN DEW
>HELP!!!
>anon, it's been three weeks
>we dug a hole, we can see you
>you're safe
>in fact, you're actually gaining weight. we didn't want to alarm you earlier
That's just a highly elaborate suicide – just as JFK.
>food is being delivered
how does he poop
From his anus probably
Fuck you, Carlos
Poo in situ
That is hole, leave him alone.
Absolute kino video if you have an hour to watch:
MAN IN HOLE PART TWO: MAN HOLER
ugh..
i hate brits
GOOD.
Slapping around the hapless giant oaf is always more fun if he’s seething about it impotently. How’s your israeli dictator Nutty Putty doing?
Still a massive tiny kike strangle monkey with peperoni nips and 300 billion dollars of your money in his bank accounts?
You fucking birthday loser. Here’s what you like to think of as a fellow countryman, he’s like
>no I’m not
>no fucking way
>i’ll shoot that cunt
I’ll see you on a drone webm maybe.
Worst nightmare.
Where will he poop?
Negros go into caves just as much as normal persons but when one gets stuck they just leave them and dont tell anyone
Lies. naggers are stupid af,.but they at least know that if they go out into wild: they're on the absolute bottom of the food chain, which is why they often won't go.
just keep feeding him and use him for tourism
man in a cave. oooh!
$3 to hear him plead for mercy on the phone
zoomers would love it
at the very minimum he should have to livestream a twitch feed from the cave until he funds his own rescue
IRL NPC streaming
they should consult the teams that pulled the cave climber from the Riesending cave in Bavaria 2014. He was stuck at 1000m depth too with head injuries
>bavarian paramedics go down 1000m
>beat the dude over the head for making them go there
>"yeah, we found him like that, I dunno"
he has information that could lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Clinton
The other danger apart from getting stuck or bashing your head (happens a lot) is the vertical holes. You fall in in the dark because your torch was pointing in the wrong place and that’s you gone washed away in sone underground river to hades.
It really is a grim thing to do. You feel the weight of the mountain over you wanting to crush you. Never again. Once was enough. The holes i saw were like bowl shaped washed into smooth rock, there are two places where you can easily slip into them in the network i was in. What a horrible way to go. It wouldn't be that chisel you’d want (lol, a fucking chisel) it would be a revolver and a round with your own name on it.
He is a scientist doing research 1000 metera underground you say?
>be me
>be in 1000 meter deep Turkish cavern
>150 persons are trying to get me out of here.
>They need to get me out.
>Food is being delivered me as food is easier to send down here than a human sized object.
>i'm communicating with the world by wire phone, a phone with 1km long copper cable was dropped to my hiding place. It is not a mobile phone. It has no internet capabilities.
>mfw
maybe he could record an album with Drake while he's down there
Maybe a Pink Floyd collab
“Hellow hellow, is there anybody in there?”
>150 persons are trying to get him out from there.
>It is said logistically this is the biggest cave rescues ever for one man. They need to get him out.
Fuck him. That's going to cost a lot of money and resources, and for what? To save some retard that was playing stupid games?
Holy fuck let these retards die. This needs to be diagnosed in the ~~*dsm*~~ as a mental issue, if you’re willingly trying to go in cracks smaller then your body can fit you can rot for being a retard. Shouldn’t be an international incident to help some dumb sack of shit
uggggh fuck look at that cave booty
i hope that's a chick
Money thicc with two Cs
Closed spaces don't scare me to be honest, neither height, but will never do any crazy shit by choice
Just dont feed him for a while, he loses weight and gets out.
Explore that cave 2000 years from now to find unique cave critters that evolved from that weird bald american shaftsharters excrement
Lovecraft have a story kinda similar except is just other spelunker lost some years before
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
holy shit, nutty putty is a nightmare death for me i can only imagine being stuck for 2 weeks and possibly dieing anyway
what a fucking asshole. why do this?? why??
Adrenaline has a lot to do with it. Like daredevils. This guy isn't stuck, though. He got sick, like some sort of gastrointestinal problem apparently, and can't get out on his own
ohhhh that makes way more sense then; OP image is a lie
Caving is pretty cool, it's just that these dumbasses think everything will work out in the end even if they decide to maneuver themselves into the tightest of spots with no wiggle room.
Uh oh! Someones going to have stinky poopy pants.
I hope he will die in pain
Why are hohols such awful people? Somehow you're worse than the other Russians.
>It is said logistically this is the biggest cave rescues ever for one man.
It's not.
small price to pay to get away from naggers i guess
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Imagine it starts raining outside while youre in one of these
why tf do retards do this? this gives me anxiety just looking at pictures of people in tight places.
I think you answered your own question. They're retards. Retards cave dive, climb in narrow spaces, sky dive any any other dumb shit for a rush or attention.
>It is not a mobile phone. It has no internet capabilities.
why even live
What if he has to pee?
stuck between a rock and a hard place
Americans are in fact whiter than Russians
you say that like it's a good thing. A mutt is still a mutt. A israelite is still a israelite.
Having white palms instead of dirty bloody russian claws doesn't make you a fucking nagger from cannibal village you mystery meat hillybilly.
What are you babbling about
Nightmare fuel shit, only thing worse I can think of is being sucked into a whirlpool
imagine the smell
he is shitting and pissing himself
Let that nagger die, no one asked him to go there
>a phone with 1km long copper cable
Whoever came up with this idea is a fucking genius, using old internet cables for phone transmission when there is no wifi or cell signal. I wonder if we could develop this technology to connect remote areas without fiber or cell coverage.
Didnt sadam Hussein get stuck i a acavern like this and the US military rescued him?
Those guys picked up that dead body and started dancing with it. Also did anal.
Stupid shit, like this, is why chinks don't give a fuck about human lives. Because a lot of humans get themselves into sticky situations, with lethal endings, on purpose.
Think of it as evolution in action…
Here's what you do. Give him only water every day, no food. Let him think about just how retarded he is for a week or two. Then he will be skinny enough to climb out of the pin he's gotten himself into. He will come out of there with wisdom.
if hes actually stuck then hes dead within a couple days
do you mean he is trapped?
use english sources next time you..you.. double mongoloid
you bring great shame on us all
>2 weeks
He'll lose a little weight then be able to crawl out lol Turkey is trying to play the waiting game.
why can't he just chip a passage?
>ayyy i'm going spelunking
What if you get stuck?
>literally everyone else's problem
I guess everyone is a little bit bi.
>tick tock get me out wagies :^)
Why the fuck would they send him food? He’s just going to need to defecate. Even very lean humans can survivor 4+ weeks with absolutely no food. They just need to send him water and electrolytes.
if someone was dumb enough to climb into a crack that small 1km underground, are they really worth saving?
>ptut
yes, he literally might find a lost civilization. if aliens are real, there might be alien stuff
I guess the exact point of when you lose your right to rescue is a slippery slope.
If he ended up down there by accident I'd say it's worth the effort and risking the lives of others but to rescue someone who willingly and for sport put themselves into that situation I'd say you've waived your rights to a rescue at that point.
>He is in 1000 meter deep Turkish cavern
>And at the very bottom?
>Sadam Husein
let him die in minecraft
how will he shit and piss?
why do they need a cable phone if in the 60s the astronauts called the white house from the moon via telephone radio transmission?
with his peepee and his poopoo
I guess you can't send signal through rocks
How they found him?
another retard who gets a cave filled in
He's American? Let him rot
He wanted to be there. Leave him. Let him be one with the cave.
so this fucker is 1000 meters into a treacherous cave and he gets food delivery, but I can't even though I'm only 15 minutes outside of town???
Maybe not give him any food and he can get out by himself, give him only water.
I never understand why people do this. I enjoy spelunking just fine but at a certain point there's no reason to rest your limits. Especially not with tiny crevices.
This happened in the 30’s in America.. except not nearly as deep. The guy died before they could get him out and his body was used as a tourist attraction before someone stole it and threw it away.
This guy will probably die.
Why can't they just run an electeic cord down there, and pack out his shit and piss?
imo he's got it made, as long as he remembered pornos.
I fucking hate this claustrophobic shit. I can only imagine getting stuck in one of those squeezes and having my ribcage not be able to expand to breathe, fucking hell what a nightmare.
>leaving out that he has internal bleeding in his digestive tract which is why he isn't able to climb out
Why do we call trannies heroes for chopping their dicks off but this is just an accident? Let the man live his life he is a ground dweller now. It’s stunning and also brave
this. He's The Sage of the Cave. send him food and prayers.
he's literally a CHUD now
Fucked around, found out. Stop wasting resources on this moron, he deserves to die to set an example not to go into small caves for fun.
Incorrect. The cave e-boife chose him, he did not choose the cave life. We must respect caveman's decision. Benefit AWARDED $10,000 /month
Nutty Putty, round two.
Why go down there? What do you think you're going to find? It's rocks in a dark cave. There i saved you the trouble.
why would you post the misleading pic dude, now the illiterate retards here don't read the article and spam thread with nonsensical questions
Why do white people always gotta do stupidly dangerous shit like this?
Couple weeks with no food. Just some water through a long straw and … boom. He will slide out easy. Sometimes it’s hard being a genius in a world full of idiots.
Peak retardation, completely useless that is.
VAXXIE WAXXIE PAY YOUR TAXXIE
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2662539/Trapped-cave-explorer-FINALLY-pulled-freedom-airlifted-hospital-week-long-rescue-operation-1-000m-Alps.html
The Riesending Cave Rescue was deeper and longer and the guy still came out alive.