Girls will assume it's fake internet money and it kinda is. Imagine having $1m, but its unrealized gains. You pay taxes on it boom $700k left. Then we gotta rememver the slippagr you paid to get out. Boom $650k left. Middlemen everywhere? Boom $600k left. Now all of a sudden costs starts going up by a lot. Maybe your lawyers know you have some more money so they overcharge for bullshit. Boom $400k left. Now you try to flrx your money on that girl, you buy fancy clothes and a car. Boom $300k left. Now you're almost broke. Your spendings have gone up but your income hasn't because you don't have one.
You're ngmi as a millionaire. Accept defeat.