Gnome activity is through the roof and I have been recording the evidence on my phone.
The first incident occurred yesterday. The thermometer in my shrimp tank was moved to a vertical position. There is no way that this occurred naturally. And it would have taken the concerted effort of all my shrimp working together in order to set it vertical. Why would they do that? That's unrealistic. It has to be gnomes.
The second incident occurred later that day. My gf's hair fork went missing! As per usual, she cried and we searched the entire house for hours. But when we returned to our living room, things took a turn for the worse. My that I had been using had vanished into thin air.
I later found it on the floor.
But the really supernatural thing was when we discovered my gf's hair fork expertly returned to her skin care bag.
Be on guard for increased gnome activity. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
As usual, I will post photographic evidence of the gnome activity.
Pictured is the thermometer in my shrimp tank. Not pictured are the shrimp, but they're just hiding.
This picture was taken just this morning. As you can see, the hair fork that was missing all day yesterday has been returned.
I will keep you updated if further events take place.
>oncerted effort of all my shrimp working together in order to set it vertical. Why would they do that? That's unrealistic. It has to be gnomes.
I love this post.
The gnomes will smile upon you
they're growing bolder
we're running out of time
Checked, gnome pilled, and frankly, I am glad to hear about your update.
Gnomes are on the rise!
where my fucken gnome gang at!!!! CHYEEEAH!!
Remember to leave them slice of HOMEBAKED cake near doors.
is bread alright? i can't remember if bread was for gnomes or for the lyran cat aliens.
If gnomes eat porridge, and it is fair to say that they do, then bread should be alright.
What is porridge, but a bowl of bread ingredients, watered down?
Anyway, wouldn't cat people want meat?
Gnomes love bread, particularly if it was homemade. Put some honey on it so it's sweet. They also like small cakes and also blueberries.
Oh hey! Glad to see another gnome thread. I would like to use this space to share a little testimony.
Recently I have injured the gnomes by telling horrible things about them right here on /x/.
Next day my toilet got clogged, and when I cleaned the pipe, I have found a pinecone in the midst of it.
Then my dogs started acting weird around the woods, whimpering and dragging me back home for no reason.
Then one of my dog's collar broke into two for no reason, as if cut by a small knife.
Then a bunch of coins disappeared from my room, as well as other miscellaneous items.
I've got several phonecalls with no number and only breathing on the other side in 5 days, and someone knocked on my door, however when I came out nobody was there.
I also heard strange noises in the night for a few nights.
Afterwards I've apologized to the gnomes on here, as well as left some tasty treats around the dark corners of my home. I have also planted a fruit tree and a bunch of strawberry bushes near the woods, making it obvious that the gnomes are welcome to partake in those, since I am allergic to strawberries.
Next day nothing bad happened. And the day after that. Currently I am free of gnomish antics and shenanigans for a week now.
I feel thankful and blessed. I was acting rotten and they humbled me. I now love the gnomes and shall never badmouth them again.
I love gnomes!
May the gnomes bless and protect you, anon.
my area is at an all time low, city killed all amanitas in the area years ago and the populations never recovered 🙁
Smell my colon you homosexual.
You little mischief maker!
hey anon do you have a carbon monoxide detector in your home
don't mess with the little people. they will fuck you up over dumb petty shit.
Weird to think of Joe Rogan as a toddler.
That's literally a picture of him, he's only 5'9"
"gnomes moved the thermometer in my shrimp tank"
is this a schizo larp or are you genuinely mentally ill?
I want to have sex with a hot 1 foot gnome girl and live with them in their gnome society. At first, I would be an outcast, not accepted by anyone, especially the more established and older gnomes. But, with my human body I would be able to do 5x the labor of one gnome in the same time.
Eventually, I would prove myself through focusing on my gnome wife and my hard work for the gnomes. I would get permission from the eldest Gnome to marry her as time goes on. I would be one of the gnomes. She would look beautiful in her dress. After that, I don't think a tactical missile directed at my balls would be able to stop my constant creampieing of her. We would have so many fucked up mutant human/gnome babies.
The human gnome hybrids will be stronger then the original gnomes though. With the strength of a human but the craftiness of a gnome. And after impregnating my gnome wife over the decades, we would finally have enough gnome hybrids to take over the original gnomes. And I, their father, would lead us to victory.
At that point, I can take the secret Gnome elixir of immortality and live eternal, soaking my hot purebred gnome wife with my cum until the sun dies out
Your kids would be gnome mutts.
Best part of ur story is how u admit that 5 gnomes could overwhelm u and beat u up
I like pronouncing it GEE NOME for shits and giggles
When I see those circles in the fields where the grass grows really well around the outside of the circle, is that gnomes or fairies? I've always called them fairy rings but I have no idea where the name came from or when I started calling them that.
i dont remember, but if youre interested, i would recommend passport to magonia by jacques vallée
This is a fairy ring. When you find mushrooms growing in a complete circle.
maybe stop hitting the meth pipe for a couple days
I'm just here to sincerely apologize to the gnomes for any transgressions I have made upon their domain. Please let me know how I can do so.
Hey any gnomes in this thread, it's me Baldur. I'm back. Glad yall are doin good work, but I need some help, need to activate more of yall but I am having issues with time and "currency", would grately appreciate any help from my homies.
why you touch my shit
at least put it back where you found it or leave a note when you're borrowing it so i know
jeez worst roommates
clumsy, got put on slow hardware.
gaia leads me to do the things I do.
light work is a lot of work.
I lived in a really haunted jungle area in Florida. Lots of stories of dog man, and I personally have seen fairies, shadow people and gnomes.
I lived in a trap house and we would see a gnome sprinting from hiding spot to hiding and giggling real evil like in the backyard at night. There is a hole in the floor in the bathroom and whenever I take a leak that no we’re going to the house and laugh as soon as the pee hit the water. I would laugh this maniacal laugh, like it was the funniest thing that it had ever heard. It was fast too. I’d say it could accelerate from 0 to 30 mph and a fraction of a second.
Did you ever try to interact with it?
>gnomes are laughing at him when he takes his dick out
Thank you for the heads up king.
I too can attest to increased gnome activity. My chickens have a been spending more time in their coop instead of frolicking outside. The only explanation is the gnome menace is scaring them indoors. Additionally, my plants keep getting uprooted. Definitely gnomes playing nasty games.
I tried to be friendly and appease them by leaving beer and Bavarian pretzels as people here always recommend, but to no avail. So I’ve begun trying to curse them by encoding gematria curses into the foods I leave them. Will update, if I live.
Always post in gnome threads.
Always bump gnome threads.
>My that I had been using had vanished into thin air.
Did the gnomes steal your nouns?