>made almost a million in crypto over the years

>made almost a million in crypto over the years
>wanted to translate my digital wealth into real wealth, so I started to look into real estate
>fuck, property in Germany actually is worth a lot more than I thought
>learn about a german boomer in the newspapers, who has trouble with squatters
>managed to find his address and send him a letter
>long story short, he would be willing to sell me the house massively under value, because the gypsy squatters who have taken over the house have robbed him off all of his nerves
>buy it
>talk to some security firms about paying them extra to remove the gypsy filth
>they all decline once they learn more about the situation, even if I offer them a lot of money and explain to them it's my house and therefore legal
>okay, I always wanted to try this
>find out which bars and clubs are populated by rockerclubs
>get a few locations and scout them out
>a few are misses, until I enter this huge roadside bar
>do what PCs always do in Dungeons and Dragons campaign and give out free rounds on everybody, this is an investment for them to trust me
>talk to a few of them about women, bikes and alcohol and ask who is in charge, they point me to someone
>remember what NPCs in Campaigns are like and challenge that energy
>they always say stuff like "you look like a capable fellow with a sense for coin, are you interested in earning a lot of money quickly and here's the best thing, it's completely legal"
>he looks at me weird, but at least he's listening
>explain to him the situation
>plan is that they kick all of the gypsies out, then protect the house door, until a locksmith comes and installs a high-security lock to keep them out
>he wants 5 times more than what I planned for
>if this doesn't work, it will at least be an interesting story
>but miraculously they don't beat me up and take my money, but actually did exactly what I told them to do
>I quickly sold the house again for a profit after renovating just to be safe