Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite band. What kind of person do you imagine?

Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite band. What kind of person do you imagine?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOH THAT SMELL
    CAN'T YOU IMAGINE THAT SMELL
    OHH THAT SMELL
    THAT SMELL OF WOMEN'S ASSES

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    56 year old white guy from rural town in carolinas that own at least one dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say something similar except 63, not 56. Close enough.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who has a good relationship with their dad, plans on marrying a blond white woman ten years younger than them one day, has never had sex, is Christian, and fantasizes about killing gay people as well as fucking them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just described a serial killer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Minus the good relationship with their dad and marrying a young blonde it pretty much describes the majority of LULZ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just described me

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pale, slightly chubby or straight up fat teenager who wears size 2x band shirts from the mall, his music taste is exclusively from guitar hero and the local classic rock station; he is not an actual redneck and might be from some indistinct, cultureless American shithole like Ohio or Indiana. 99% chance middle or lower middle class. He is not a bad guy, he could be your neighbor somewhere. His maxed out potential is knocking up an even fatter white chick at age 22 and raising 3 kids while working some warehouse job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well I do work in a warehouse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >might be from some indistinct, cultureless American shithole like Ohio or Indiana.

      Jams out to S.H.A. but has never been.....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Big 'dick' Lenny

      Ohio is the birthplace of funk you know nothing hack, you probably eat acorns and pronounce the word 'pecan' wrong

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some southern rural guy who hates minorities and has had sexual relations with multiple family members, regardless of gender or consent. Big cities scare you. You also have a meth habit and an impressive collection of CP.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most underrated Skynyrd song coming through

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know nuSkynyrd is buttrock but I like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was pretty good, thanks. I listened to their first 5 until half of them died in the helicopter crash, I assumed everything past van Zant's death was non-canonical

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is their most underrated song.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a fucking retard.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    14yo in 2007 who discovered classic rock through Guitar Hero

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40-year old Bible Belt boomer who watches Fox News and has a Punisher sticker on their pickup truck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These guys can build an entire gun range out of pallets (I know this because I helped him do it)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They also have these on their trucks

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Myself in 10 years.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small green frog wearing a blue shirt and tan shorts.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite band. What kind of person do you imagine?
    Those two guys from Steely Dan. That's exactly what I imagine. Weird, right?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone who played GTA SA extensively as a kid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Going flat out through the badlands in the NSX Infernus with 5 stars and helis everywhere with Freebird blasting.
      Max comfy.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    55 Year Old White Guy from Rural Texas who grows and distributes Marijuana illegally.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lower middle class
    >Middle-aged white man
    >Lives in the Eastern half of the US
    >Conservative
    >Really nice guy once you get to know him, as long as you don't call him out on his subtle racism
    >Proud patriarch of a pretty happy family
    Basically all of my friends' dads when I was younger. Some of the best dudes I ever knew

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A pretty cool dude from the south of the US

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