Love you guys

Okay, so I'm 56 years old and gotta say this places has brought me a lot of fucking joy and a good deal of profit. I made a good deal of money on FTM and LUNA by lurking here. I can't remember how I came about finding this board but man oh man, it's saved me in a lot of ways and I'm really serious about that. Anyhow for all those that complain about /biz, it's actually a really good community in my opinion. Sardonic? yes. Somewhat racist and homophobic? meh. Hysterical and really fucking on point? almost always. Thanks for the good times bizbros.

t. grateful Gen X'er

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Larp.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, serious as can be my broski.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/D7jUjZq.jpg

        Okay, so I'm 56 years old and gotta say this places has brought me a lot of fucking joy and a good deal of profit. I made a good deal of money on FTM and LUNA by lurking here. I can't remember how I came about finding this board but man oh man, it's saved me in a lot of ways and I'm really serious about that. Anyhow for all those that complain about /biz, it's actually a really good community in my opinion. Sardonic? yes. Somewhat racist and homophobic? meh. Hysterical and really fucking on point? almost always. Thanks for the good times bizbros.

        t. grateful Gen X'er

        Phonenagger spam thread #1334324234
        Zoomers ruined LULZ

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Zoomers ruined LULZ

          the OP isnt a zoomer. he is Gen X which is the coolest generation.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Right.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Who is the nagger the israelite is holding

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The ruse is up.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >LULZ hoodie
        criiiiiiiiinge

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I know you want one, just say so bro.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the only community on the internet that has learning curve. Once you know, you know.
    How much did you make anon ?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pulled down about $150K with LUNA and another $50K with FTM? Reinvested the FTM so don't know if that's going to work out.

      picrel was just this summer which saved my bacon. Didn't even know how any of this shit worked before I started lurking here

      [...]
      Phonenagger spam thread #1334324234
      Zoomers ruined LULZ

      what zoomer? I literally just said I'm 56

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >printing out his transaction history
        kek maybe he really is a boomer guys

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Was going to say this too, feels like sonething my dad would do

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's funnier than LULZ and not as racist. i like it.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Love you too

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks Fren!!

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nice to know this place isn’t nothing but 2020 lockdown zoomers spamming doggy coins and nfts.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >nft
      Institutions are now adopting NFTs because of their evolving use cases, for example, companies make use of the ORE vault to safeguard their treasuries including NFTs

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    today op was a homosexual
    and thats alright

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha, fair enough.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Odd, if the strategy is to do the opposite of LULZ then I can see some profit. The unrelenting shilling is always the sign to sell when it has already mooned. Rarely do I see good advice here.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, seems as lately that's a bit true. I started lurking early 2020 and that's when I got the good info. I come now mainly for the comedy.
      Maybe's because everything is down? Or maybe it's just harder to find gems, dunno

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      weird thing was I totally believed in LUNA. Ran across Freddie Raynolds on twitter and he just wouldn't stop fudding do kwon. I gave him a hard time but he just wouldn't let up and started making some seriously good points. I sold at $89 I think? coulda been worse if I listened to biz at that point.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    And how old is your youngest gf?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      My gf is 44

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good work

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks bro, she's great (most of the time).

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    there is humor here but that's it, everything else is jeets shilling scams, tranny coom bait, pedos seeking social acceptance, regular coom bait and dogshit coins. The only use this place has is sentiment.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      not shilling anything, just wanted to share that you guys mean a lot to me, I made some good money, how I made it and that's it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      oh, sorry, I thought you meant this thread. Yeah, there's that but everything else is so much worse. IG, twitter, fagbook, fucking tiktok??

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >fucking tiktok??

        tiktok is destroying everything. nobody has any attention span any more.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Can you fucking believe it? This is why Netflix has cratered.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I checked out tiktok for the first time 2 days ago and I think I'm kinda hooked. Here's what I like about it;
          >I'm 40 y-o so it allows me to observe zoomer culture
          >the algorithm basically only shows me finance videos (trad and crypto), "popular" local videos as well hot sluts in-between
          >in my experience so far tiktok video makers reply to me in the comment section
          >can skip all ads, no 10-30sec ads that you're forced to watch

          The main con however is the IQ of people in general seems awfully low, and I have the feeling every tiktoker does it in an attempt to become famous

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you're right, I mean I'm here too cause I hate those places.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a bit rough ngl. Everything is pretty good up until I'd say 55? Then you find you can't really drink alcohol that much, can't eat half the shit you used to, have to constantly work out and each year you can't work out as hard. You start getting called "sir" more in stores.
    All in all I'll take it over the alternative but it's like running to stay in place.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >getting called "sir" more in stores.
      Lol I gotta wonder, as a LULZ lurker do you feel more offended by people calling you 'sir' cause of the pajeet memes?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        As a 40 y-o it really sucks when young chicks (16-20 y-o) start to call you sir

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Some of them will happily call you daddy though.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            This I don't get tbh. In my early 50's I got the chance to hit a much younger woman (very early 20') and it just felt super fucking creepy. I dunno, each to their own I guess. body wise I get it but mentally it feels like babysitting.
            12-15 years younger for me is where I'm at but hey, everyone gotta find their place.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's all good until someone asks you to do the needful

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        In the stores at first it was super depressing, now I just let it go. here I just laugh, /biz has got the best sense of humor for the most part. LULZ can be good too but those guys can get pretty sad a lot of the time...

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >have to constantly work out and each year you can't work out as hard
      I'm feeling this in my early 30s. it's the declining testosterone. I'm considering going on TRT in my 40s.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I got mine checked and it was normal (for my age). Do you drink? That's got a lot to do with it too.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >and it was normal
          the normal range goes way too low for normie docs. post your numbers in LULZ and get a second opinion about them. I checked mine at 25 years old (peak performace, ripped abs, 120kg benchpress etc.) and in next 2 years they dropped significantly on a yearly basis but still in "normal" range. good luck old anon. any tips with the ladies?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Just be yourself with the ladies. imo, being funny and natural gets you way farther than trying to project how sucessful you are. Also, listening and asking questions is sure fire way to a ladies heart. If you get one that just talks about themselves without asking you anything, either hit it and quit it or just know that they're only about themselves.
            I was married for 10 years before and it ain't easy. I love women though, they feel good, smell good and I like looking at them, and they make me laugh.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like you too

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks bro, means a lot.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you find out about craigslist investment forum. That's where you graduate to from LULZ

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ah, thanks dude, will check it out!

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, a literal oldfag. It's good to hear that you scored some profits during the last bull run, though. How's cougar pussy like, btw?

    >t. 28 year old avocado toast connoisseur looking to empty his ballsack in 40+ year old women

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, any pussy is great but women that have experience is a lot of fun. Way less inhibited and self conscious.
      Hate to say anon, it but the ones I know won't mess around with young guys, they just feel weird about it. I'm sure there's some out there that will? From what I've heard, most over 40 women draw the line at around 35 yr old guys or so.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >won't mess around with young guys, they just feel weird about it
        >tfw when I was 16 a 30 yo milf tried to hit on me, but I didn't know what to do
        And now I'm hitting on 16 yo hotties myself.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Where are you that you're not a total creep for doing that?!?!?

          I'm a creep for hitting on 21yos but idgaf somebody's gotta do it

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >creep for doing that
            You sound like an american.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's different as everyone gets into their 40's bro. Like I said, I'm sure there's some out there that will but not a lot.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 38 now and did that when I was 28. Shit is great, freshly single cougars will do literally any disgusting things you want just feel younger again.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    HEY BILL. HOWS THE OL’ BALL AND CHAIN. JOHN AND I GOT THE SCOOP ON SOME NEW DOGGIE COINS. PM ME FOR MORE INFORMATION

    STEVE
    —————————————————
    2017 CRYPTO CRASH VETERAN
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    36 BITCOIN -MINED NOT BOUGHT

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is me every other day plus pushups. Once you hit my age, if you're not doing serious cardio at least 4 times a week, you're just going to age out even faster.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >blown out knees
      >shin splints
      enjoy the clots.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >blown out knees
        >shin splints
        From 30 mins of jogging.. Just how fat of a zoomer are you?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        the clots come from lack of exercise and not enough water intake.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    hello grandpa
    i can agree. unfortunately biz is only really enjoyable at night when the yankees post. during the daytime it's mostly shit and not funny.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 56 years old
    >t. grateful Gen X'er
    WTF!
    So how old are boomers now?!
    80?!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yep

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even know to work a computer tho, being so OLD?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha, dude, I literally was there when the first modem came out. I remember it was a HUGE deal when they finally upgraded to 56k dialup.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a reference to a deoderant commercial? I'm totally. Are you even speaking english oldfag?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          So back in the day there was no broadband (cable, fiber). Only way you could access the internet was through your landline (phone). The first modems were 14.4 kbit/s throughput.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Also should add DSL was a massive jump. When DOOM came out online it was like watching the wheel being invented.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I was so excited to go from 36.6 to 56k

      Still took hours to download a porn video

      I was a teenager

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      doom didn’t come out online
      it was distributed through shareware floppy disks
      if you wanted the full version you had to mail order
      also 56 year olds don’t type the way you do, probably larp
      i’m 40

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds more like the original Castle Wolfenstein for the Apple II

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with these ftm tranny larpers lately
    must be on suicide watch since they’re soon all $0
    kek

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    updoot from a fellow gen x...50yo now. i got here in 2016 and made/lost millions since. pol is ok too, but i probably need something between the extremes of pol and reddit. growing older is surreal.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      true that fellow X'er, welcome to the club.

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    43yr old here. good to see the 40+ crowd on here still doing its thing. congrats to your success on your investments. I had millions at one point but being afk for 7days on irl stuff and a pupper coin crash brought it down massively. I still have alot of investments including 2 single pure ens emoji and am just waiting on the market to recover. I am single and have zero plans to get a gf or get married and will be running a harem from this point out once I rebuilt my funds

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just turned 40 last september
      Good for you OP, and overall good thread

      Thanks and glad you bros are doing well too! Fingers crossed WAGMI

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon. I hope everyone on this board but the scammers has success and I def want the 40+ bros to make it. Plus its rare I can talk about things from the 80s on here and someone can go oh yeah I remember that shit. haha

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just turned 40 last september
    Good for you OP, and overall good thread

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >56
    are you a wizzard?

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to LULZ
    >do the opposite of what LULZ says
    How do you even do that? Every thread you have people saying literally both buy/sell or diamond/scam.

    Seems like a shit normie opinion who never actually had calls from here.

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    whats the best way to earn in a bearish market?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      passive income remains the best i'm earning good from sylo

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        passive income remains unmatched

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      have no idea, I'm staking FTM but again, don't want to seem like I'm shilling it. I took a major hit when Andre had his meltdown. I'm kinda "time in the market" kind of guy. Just staking what I got. I get BTC rewards from this website when I buy things online but that's it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Staking is a good way to stay afloat in the current market anon. I get a fair yield for Near and Sylo on Huobi

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        sylo offers good yields IMO better than most

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Staking is a good way to stay afloat in the current market anon

        The DeFi terminal from ALBT has really come in handy for me as i have been getting yields on my ALBT bag.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not just a good way but the best. Doing all my staking on Keplr and staying off CEX.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          the thing is you can't have it all on CEX, I have TRX and ATOM on Trustwallet, Dot on ledger, and Ride on Maiar Exchange

          • 5 days ago
            Cryptos

            Atom should be managed through Comostation.
            check it out. thank me later.

            This thread reads like shit.
            This is an example of an X'er pupating from a Based Caterpillar to a Cringed Boomerfly.

            And I sus that this X'er IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN , seeking attention.

            muh children , FFS

            .t GEN_X ( if you know you know)

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Staking Anon. Try to stake cosmos token like Evmos, ATOM and even LOOP on Juno.

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 56 years old
    I'm 53 years old, and I co-sign this.
    You're in a good place when you can combine the insight + insanity of LULZ with an acute understanding of human nature and cycles.

    Thanks LULZ, waiting to buy the bottom. You're putting my kids through college.

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for shilling gay shitcoins, very convincing!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not shilling, sorry if it came across like that. That's just where I made my gains. I do like FTM but don't know if it will make it. Did well on MATIC too. Not going to fud anything here

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gramps what's your opinion on XRP? I'm trying to decide if I'm going to buy a suicide stack of it or not.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I did it but didn't really make any money, just got out what I put in. And also, where the fuck is that FLARE airdrop that was supposed to happen. I read this writeup a while ago that said any coin that has over 10B max supply is ngmi. So I dunno. I also read that any coin that survives each year has a better chance of surviving coming years, forgot what the equation was. Anyhow, I'm out of it. SEC might win it's case, might not, ATH was 5 years ago, y'know?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        To be clear though, I'm sure a LOT of anon's did better than me. I started with $21K and cashed out around $160K? So very modest but also honest about my gains. I didn't know anything before March of 2020 when everyone was thinking about putting plywood on their windows cause of covid n end of days shit.

        Thanks for the response. The XRP-schizos are such good salesmen they still might have me ready to buy...I'll have to read that whitepaper tonight. You brought up some big red flags thanks.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          this is what made me sell btw

          https://captainaltcoin.com/xrp-cant-accrue-value-even-if-ripples-xrapid-dethrones-swift-because-of-token-velocity-problem/

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to pass on XRP.

            >35 pbitd
            You've been on here all day replying while the boards been cyberattacked twice.
            Good shit attention whore.

            Cyberattacks?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      XRP is getting closer to their victory with the sec and a lot of users are starting to ape in. I also have eyes on other assets like Crt and Ride which I would be getting a make-it stack on the Maiar dex

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    To be clear though, I'm sure a LOT of anon's did better than me. I started with $21K and cashed out around $160K? So very modest but also honest about my gains. I didn't know anything before March of 2020 when everyone was thinking about putting plywood on their windows cause of covid n end of days shit.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that anon who filled his garage with 1/2" plywoodwood sheets because he was convinced the price would go up 5x because of the demand to cover your windows. In the end, he was almost right, the price went up 3x. I hope he cashed out at the right time.

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    and still have about $30K left in, in TRAC, SCRT, FTM and LUNA 2.0 (if you can believe that shit).

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >35 pbitd
    You've been on here all day replying while the boards been cyberattacked twice.
    Good shit attention whore.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      cyberattacked?
      dude, whatever, this is the first thread I've ever made about my experience, sorry it rubbed you the wrong way.

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    nice wholesome thread with useless boomer advice. wagmi fren.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      nice fucking around, now is the time to find out

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >No.
    bix remains one of the best places to get good gems if you can filter out all the noise and cursings

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      can't disagree. found some jeet talking bout holoride and decided to take a look. it didn't turn out bad uno

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        is metaverse the new hit?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Stale narrative in my opinion, i think LULZ should be all about real yields based off the success of GMX, it would be smart to catch other gems like SPOOL and GNS.

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    for the love of God don't ever wear that thing outside of your home.

  36. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    51 year old /biz lurker here. OP Gramps isn't the only old timer here. It is nice to see that the pajeet shill army has receded and that the board quality has gone up thanks to the bear market slowdown. I actually made a 10x on ERSDL, but missed selling at the peak. Other shitcoin gambles went into the shitter, so I am at about breakeven. Fantastic education and preparation for the next cycle.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it is very hard for me to imagine a >30yo user on LULZ (excluding Qanon retards on /misc/). That's like my dad's age. But I know some boomers on IRC so I guess it's not that crazy.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I was an early internet adopter, and for me the internet was Usenet Newsgroups, niche online forums and weird personal websites and blogs. Social media killed that internet completely. I checked out LULZ after Gamergate made the mainstream news, and discovered that it the only site left that still had that anarchic sense of freedom and trollish spirit.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 44 and I've been on LULZ since my early 20s. You will never leave this place.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          did u ever get to get married and have sex

  37. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    biz has better memes than any other site on LULZ. Its even better than pol

  38. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So this place used to have good advice pre GME but got flooded with normies after it and all the good advice giving anons left?

  39. 5 days ago
    LebAnon

    if this isnt a LARP can you help a hyperinflated bro out

    • 5 days ago
      LebAnon

      bro please if I wasn't desperate I wouldn't ask

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        No begging homosexual check the board rules and my digits you absolute plebeian. Buy cVault’s ecosystem if you want to make it, that’s the most anyone is going to give you kek.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely wasted

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            CORE has held up better than any other token in the last six months you dildo. Name another project with a price floor I’ll wait.
            >inb4 muh volume
            None of us give a shit you literal retard. I’d bet my entire stack you have no fucking clue what is being developed nor where you here in 2020 to watch that cunt skyrocket and be forked hundreds of times by pajeets. Get the fuck off my board you pimple-faced fucking teenager, this is an /oldfag/ thread have some respect son. fr fr on god on cap jim jam

        • 5 days ago
          LebAnon

          damn checked
          if I could buy anything I'd buy new shoes unironically

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        if this isnt a LARP can you help a hyperinflated bro out

        No begging homosexual check the board rules and my digits you absolute plebeian. Buy cVault’s ecosystem if you want to make it, that’s the most anyone is going to give you kek.

        This motherfucker is the guy spamming the board with cat pictures and other shit Lebanon is a long time serial beggar that posts in XMR threads for the last two years begging people and wishing that America gets hit with hyperinflation.
        Why he's still here after two years is beyond me but he absolutely needs to be ranged.

  40. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think it depends on whether or not if Fantom will survive as a project.

    its been running with the same hype as other defi projects which have mainly been proven to be scams.

    i dont think the fanton foundation itself is a scam. I believe there is other utility for the coin, however the general distrust in crypto and defi projects will devastate fantom in the coming days. Fantom will have to emerge an honest champion of utility as well as increasing their market value by expanding their utility outside of defi, and becoming champions there too

  41. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay, so I'm 56 years old

  42. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rule 1 do not talk about LULZ irl
    Newfag. Dont wear that outside, it's cringe

  43. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I know this is a larp, but what would you advise a 32 khv to do (poor too)

  44. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have life advice for 30yo? Does it ever get better?

  45. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the chans are unironically the only place that still feel like the internet did originally. Everything else is completely fake, gay, and ADD infested. Miss MUDs, miss usenet, miss making fun of Compuserv/AOL fags, simple as.

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