>lots of services with bad name
>most services differ by only 1-2 options
>have to learn that all to pass a stupid certificate
When did it all go so wrong?
>lots of services with bad name. >most services differ by only 1-2 options
>lots of services with bad name
>most services differ by only 1-2 options
>have to learn that all to pass a stupid certificate
When did it all go so wrong?
For me its local hosting
I use azure devops for one client and we do this funky static site build from an ASP.NET project hosting a ghetto CMS. Using their hosted build server and app service to host the deployed project for use with building the static site deploy package takes 15 minutes. I created a build agent docker container on my local server as well as an IIS hosted site to use for the static site build and the builds now take 3-4 minutes.
Every day something new disappoints me in Azure and I'm sure AWS is similar.
>>lots of services with bad name
such as?
>>most services differ by only 1-2 options
what the fuck does this even mean? differ between what and what?
>>have to learn that all to pass a stupid certificate
nope, you don't, you don't need to do anything
>When did it all go so wrong?
when you were born. kill yourself
>what the fuck does this even mean?
Exactly what he said, homosexual. Thank god my company only uses EC2 and RDS which are probably the most "pure" services, because holy shit does AWS have a sea of garbage that would only make your life worse if you had to use it.
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Don't forget to put your pythonista scripts on Lambda™ functions and scale you web app with Elastic Beanstalk™ then pay $1000 a month and dilate
Lamba has it's uses, it's not very expensive when you've read the 500 or so pages of documentation a couple times
filtered by lamba, the easiest service ever
>What does a service called Athena do? What about redshift?
imagine getting filtered by a name
>> the word elastic used in everything
because they are in fact elastic, do you even know what that means, stupid?
>that's for every aws service
you're an extreme fucking idiot, no one should ever hire you. you should be starved out of existence. hang yourself, fag
Bait this lukewarm isn't even worht this (you), but i'll give one out of pity
bait and filtered by aws, kek
> this is your brain on aws certs x5
I've seen this level on seething on pajeets only
SERS DO NOT TALK SHITS ABOUT AWS I AM CERTIFIED AWS ENGINEER
EC2, RDS and S3 are the only decent services.
DynamoDB works fine too, as do load balancer and gateway services. Route53 is great, cloudwatch alarms work, but probably not what you'd want for realtime monitoring.
IAM is a giant pain in the ass with some very intricate details on certain APIs, but is a necessary evil.
>such as?
What does a service called Athena do? What about redshift? Certainly not about studying the cosmos. Abstract names like S3 require a lookup table and people trying to remember which names correspond to which cloud providers service. Years of daily grind on AWS has ingrained them deep within me, but I won't pretend surprise when someone complains about the names.
> such as
nagger.
> the word elastic used in everything
> VM?, like in oracle and google? no its EC2
> datawhorehouse? like in every damn datacenter? no its redshift.
that's for every aws service
this AWS Service to English conversion table might help
https://expeditedsecurity.com/aws-in-plain-english/
>Device Farm
>Should have been called Amazon Drawer of Old Android Devices
Now it's just obvious he's pretentious and coping lmao
Because it's made by retards on adderall. Just take YOUR adderall, memorize the dumbfuck names, and you win.
IoS and SoI is always going to have horrid shitty names.
Welcome to ADHD amphetamin nootropics making software at the high end.
itt extreme idiots that don't know how to use ec2, the easiest service on the planet
I fucking hate AWS. Microsoft wins
Just pass the cert. Its super easy and you can use it to negotiate a raise.
Hey guys, are we talking about names for things and understandable products?