>LOTR movies came out long before collector figures really got good

>LOTR movies came out long before collector figures really got good
>Far too old for Japanese companies to consider doing them
>Last attempt was the OK-at-best Diamond figures
>Rings of Power and Gollum basically killed the franchise as a whole stone dead
>Stuck with the godawful ToyBiz figures for most of the cast
What a wretched timeline.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have read the hobbit and watched the movies. I genuinely don't understand why you love lord of the rings. I think its overhyped because it inspired DND and the whole fantasy genre, but other than the overlord anime I really don't care about it.

    I think its overhyped. I think you should just buy the bst axn.

    Ontop of this I just don't think its toyetic. Toyetic now focuses around technology, energy effects, and superheroes. No one makes medieval toys anymore (except ninjas)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this thing makes me suicidal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like lotr, but I like Norse mythology. This is how they teched out my boy to make him toyetic

        This is what 2023 lotr would be

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least they kept the hammer and hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No one makes medieval toys
      Hasbro D&D
      NECA D&D
      Mythic Legions
      Savage Crucible
      Vitruvian Hacks
      Figma Thorfinn
      Figma Eivor
      Every Fate Figma
      Every Zelda figure
      MOTU (also has sci-fi, but I digress)
      Palm Empire

      There are definitely more individual figures that I am forgetting, but I think 9 lines and two individual figures are enough to dispel your assertion that no one makes mediaeval figures anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of these are as successful as turtles, GI Joe, power rangers, marvel or DC. They are all small niche lines, that either have only a few releases, failed at retail, or only can be bought online.

        >I think its overhyped

        nobody cares what you think

        Believe it or not, I know what I'm talking about. People right now want superheroes and robots. They don't want gay larpers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The assertion wasn't that they aren't as big as these billion dollar franchises you listed.
          It was, specifically:
          >No one makes medieval toys anymore (except ninjas)
          Wrong.
          Cope and seethe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but all of that aside from a few figma links is dogshit I guess astolfo is cool too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I genuinely don't understand why you love lord of the rings
      Get ye gone golem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rings of Power and Gollum basically killed the franchise
      How did Gollum "kill the franchise"?
      The Toy Biz line was actually really good. The DST figures are not bad as you said, but I'd be shocked if we get many more releases. DST Boromir and Lurtz are arriving soon according to BBTS today, so I'm stoked for those.

      >I think you should just buy the bst axn.
      Crap. I bought a few, scale is absolute dogshit with Sauron literally smaller than Gandalf. The faces were not great but passable, but they seen to have abandoned the license already. They aren't bad as childrens toys OR if you just want a single figure, but the scale ruins it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How did Gollum "kill the franchise"?
        Because it was the second poorly-made colossal flop using the IP in a very short space of time (after RoP). A double-whammy of product that bad isn't gonna do a franchise any favours at all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet something like Star Wars still chugs along despite that.

          Personally I think the issue is the franchise just doesn't have enough "exciting" material to work with. Outside of the hardcore nerds nobody really gives a shit about anything and anyone outside of the fellowship trilogy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Medieval fans don't even buy toys. They buy swords if they like history, and if they like fantasy they play MTG or dnd

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know right? Nobody buy toys, people who watch anime don't buy toys, gamers don't buy toys! Honestly I don't know why they make toys

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And yet something like Star Wars still chugs along despite that.
            An IP like Star Wars should be able to do a hell of a lot better than just "chugging along".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't disagree with you. Frankly I think the franchise has been mishandled even since its inception.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again, I don't know what you're talking about. Did they make a Gollum show or something?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it was an awful, awful videogame that came out not too long ago. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped playing modern video games after that SpiderMan game that forced an update that put pride flags everywhere.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine play a video game with a main character that is an Afro-latinix and wondering what could go wrong
                You played yourself man
                You should have stopped when call of duty Cold War added “non binary” option for players

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine play a video game with a main character that is an Afro-latinix and wondering what could go wrong
                Hey, dumbass, that was the PETER PARKER version. There's been more than one Spider-Man video game you stupid Zoomer. The fact I said Spider-Man should have been your FIRST clue, and the fact your rotted brain thought of Miles Morales first speaks volumes about YOU.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LULZ here
                If you see The Spiderverse movies you’ll see that Miles Morales is the one true Spider-man across the MULTIVERSE
                Peter Parker willingly lets his family die

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only spiderman that's real was made by Steve ditko and Todd mcfarlane.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Peter Parker was an evil piece of shit long before the little spigger hit the scene, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >LULZ here

                How the mighty have fallen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                IMMA DO MUH OWN THING

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My bad. Reading about it and looking into it I thought it’s the same morales shit.
                That was bad blow then.
                You got tricked by a familiar ip, if anything.
                I relate to that.

                LULZ here
                If you see The Spiderverse movies you’ll see that Miles Morales is the one true Spider-man across the MULTIVERSE
                Peter Parker willingly lets his family die

                You don’t have to watch woke shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tolkien would utterly despise LOTR toys of any quality and pretty much everything they did with his work.

                >that SpiderMan game that forced an update that put pride flags everywhere.
                HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tolkien was a grumpy old guy. He'd despise us reading his books today.

                Been a while since I've seen a good (you) farmer post. May your harvest be bountiful.

                The assertion wasn't that they aren't as big as these billion dollar franchises you listed.
                It was, specifically:
                >No one makes medieval toys anymore (except ninjas)
                Wrong.
                Cope and seethe.

                I know right? Nobody buy toys, people who watch anime don't buy toys, gamers don't buy toys! Honestly I don't know why they make toys

                You read and watched yet I don't think you understood a single thing. All those hours wasted, a barely conscious mind.
                Sad really...

                I really don't see what's great about fantasy. The only recent hit has been game of thrones. There's a lot of isekai anime but isekai other than konosuba never took off. Even konosuba is only liked by a few western otakus.

                >but DND
                Failed at box office and toy shelves. It became abundantly clear DND is enjoyed by a very small group of nerds.

                I'm also sure most people don't care enough to setup a full play session, table/board/ pieces etc. My dad can watch any superhero movie he wants through Netflix, but no way in a thousand years would he DM or participate in a DND campaign.

                The effect Tolkien had on our culture is greatly exaggerated.

                The one thing I'll admit is the movies are beautifully shot and Tolkien is great at writing, but his influence really is very small.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I think its overhyped

      nobody cares what you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been a while since I've seen a good (you) farmer post. May your harvest be bountiful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You read and watched yet I don't think you understood a single thing. All those hours wasted, a barely conscious mind.
      Sad really...

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Toy-Biz bendy-wire Gollum and super-articulated Gollum/Smeagle are still dope.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anons all know exactly what Tolkien would be thinking

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Mass-replying homosexual
    literally nothing to do with what I said you attention-seeking crybaby.

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