Look the real reason this popular, is because this way your shit doesnt splash into the water and the shit-water back from there unto your butt. Its also much more silent.
Look the real reason this popular, is because this way your shit doesnt splash into the water and the shit-water back from there unto your butt.
I only shit directly into German Women's mouth.
Wouldnt expect anything else from your flag
or yours
Yes anon, show germcucks whos their master
imagine an american trying to shit his big logs into that with what we eat and all the anal sex from being gay
I was thinking the same thing. Ain't no fairy low flow German toilet going to be able the budge the American log. Hans better get his axe unless he wants that bad boy mocking him when he goes to tinkle
it also needs a bidet unless he wants to smell dirty shitty nagger ass all the time
A single piece of toilet paper will ruin this whole country
>a single piece of tp
Thats bs and you know it. As soon as one heavy log makes contacts its destroyed and then poo water splashes into your ass
but its not as funny as saying use a couple paper : (
You need to use a good 20 squares of tp bunched up to stop the water splashing your ass. And getting the balance of splashback vs clogging the toilet with too much tp is tricky. Of course in public toilets i use as much tp and i want and then steal a roll on my way out if possible
stealing single ply toilet paper from public places is a very sad and low state of existence
Do you shit out rabbit turds? My logs don't stop coming until they've snaked their way into the drain and rested peacefully at the front of the toilet on cut/command. No splash occurs
>Soft-serve shit.
They're pretty firm actually. Most times I don't even need to wipe - comes out clean after I pinch them off.
Ladies, you gotta wash your ass!!
I shit out normal turds. You shit out freakish turds because you have a poor diet.
that's like 10 pieces crumpled up
retard
fucking disgusting but as the overall most pozzed country in the world i cant really bash germany for it
You are just too uncivilized to appreciate this genius design
I can confirm these German toilets existed here in the past and were glorious, you could shit with all your strength without worrying about water.
Doesn't the shit stain the dry part? I agree we're behind on toilet tech but I'm thinking the japs have the answer.
Im a fan. Typical toilet design is pathetic. I like the split seats also because i have a huge dick that touches the front of the seat. Thats disgusting if its a public toilet
You VILL use ZE german toilet
Next week in your local Aldi
>why germans have shit fetishes: exhibit 1
don't have a diet that gives you machine gun shits
I thought it was because Germans like to inspect the quality of their poops so they can fine-tune their diets
It has many advantages
How would you know if you got parasites or blood in your stool if you cant see it? Extreme cases but being able to inspect your poop is useful.
By staying away from gay bathhouses and not eating parasites or Indian food
Dropping two squares down there also stops it from splashing.
Bro the water in the toilet at work has been low lately, so you basically shit right onto the porcelain AND IT SMELLS SO BAD. There is a reason for shitting into the water and it's to trap the smell. The pipes that go down are even configured in such a way to trap a certain amount of water in them as barrier between drains and the sewage takeaway systems.
>The pipes that go down are even configured in such a way to trap a certain amount of water in them as barrier between drains and the sewage takeaway systems.
That's not the purpose of the u-bend, retard. That's what keeps some water in the bowl instead of it all going down the drain
Are you retarded? The water is what makes the barrier. They are designed to always have water in them as a barrier against sewage gas, called a trap. Toilets have a trap built in to their design. Other fixtures need one done via bends in piping, called a ptrap.
And why do you think you need water in the bowl, dummy?
Australians, are without a doubt, the most pathetic individuals on LULZ in 2023. Worse than leafs and bongs.
Germans love shit. Their culture is literally centered around defecation.
It is not uncommon throughout history for a German to relieve his feces onto the face of his wife and vice versa. This is called a "bunde-shiesen" and is practiced by up to 33% of the population even today...tho much less than historically it is once again seeing a rise in practice as of recent due to lockdowns.
German toilets are In fact even designed to give the the person defecting the option of wether he wants to turn around and play in it, ,save for later consumption or flush it.
Germans are disgusting
that's the northern, more nordic germans. dark haired southern mountain germans aren't into that weird gross shit.
Nice try
Germans just love shit
Even martin luther wrote about how romantic it was for his wife to shit on him in the middle of the night
Calm down, kike
You are projecting
Hitlers favorite past time was having his own Niece Geli Raubal shit and piss on his face. This isn't even up for debate.
Germans are disgusting and subhuman and greatfully being eradicated
Source: some israelite
(The girls own diary before she killed herself)
Cope
>More claims with no proof
It's actually just old CIA propaganda. You bought the "sources say" meme
yahoo.com/amphtml/hitler-was-aroused-by-poo-play-and-women-urinating-on-him-us-intelligence-reveals-31042026.html
Veronica Moser is from Austria.
was, she died a few years back
also, we should modify the nagger copypasta for germans and shit
That’s a very good idea!
Do you retards actually shovel your shit into the hole then? You'd be getting shit streaks to clean up everytime.. sounds awful
No, we flush our toilet with water
How do you get the poop to go down without a massive blast of water splashing shit everywhere? My shits are completely solid round logs usually 8- 12 inches before I cut them. No way is that going down your toilet
I dont know the engineering aspects of it, but it usually works
>Usually
We should have figured this out by now. There must be a way.
We won't judge you if you like to play with your poop once you are done Hans. Everyone has their vices
That totally makes sense and I totally don't want to eat my own poop either
how do you use your poop knife with a differen design?
I visited Munich through a language program in High School. This was in 2019. I used one these toilets multiple times. I still had shit ricocheting all over my buttocks and hole. I blame the sour kraut, doppelbock beer, and lukewarm sausage from the beer hall.....
>this way your shit doesnt splash into the water
you shitting bricks?
The toilets we have have a deep pool for the shit to drop into. That looks like the shit would drop onto the ceramic and create a smear every time.
Also, why does not one have bidet attachments? They're like $50 and you don't have to buy toilet paper ever again.
We should have dropped nukes on Germany, honestly... You people are disgusting.
Youre a snownagger, you drop nukes on noone
is the water ice cold if it's hooked up to the tank?
Yeah, but you can spend a bit more money and get ones that are heated and even have soapy water.
I personally don't care when it's cold, but I could see living in a cooler climate it could be a pain in the ass. (GET IT?)
yeah the icicles must really hurt
I’d beach some mad whales on that bad boy
>Its also much more silent.
If you have the kind of neighbors that call the noise police on you for flushing the toilet after 10PM (really common in Germany) you definitely don't want this kind of toilet.
Interestingly no indian entered the thread yet.
normal toilets are confusing enough for them
also enhances your sniffing experience
Is it true that German men don't urinate standing up because women can't? That is so cucked!
Some fags even wipe sitting down, while shoving their hand in the toilet to do so... just stand up and wipe
I wipe with the hand towel and put it back so you can't see the poo. Call it the Evasive Apu
Yes it is very true.
They also have a wierd ritual called "Prepping the bull" or "Ich bereite meinen großen Bullen vor"
The men will suck off an immigrant, usually of African or middle eastern descent, so that hey may fuck his wife longer and harder
These people are strange
Like the fortune cookie this tradition has its roots in the US and is a sacred ritual held in high regard there. With the advent of cheap intercontinental travel it was slowly exported to germany where it was adapted to the local conditions.
>Doesn't splash
>can't take a quick piss bust unbelt then dress up again
>Steaming shit not submerged in water and continues to steam
Imagine the hassle and the smell. German engineering doesn't always werk it seems.
>imagine the smell as one's shit sits on the kraut shelf, fully exposed to the air and not encapsulated in bowl water...
Kek
Peak german enginering.
For some reason the mutts are obsessed with our toilets
Its very funny
There's no way that toilet can avoid shit stains without using 6 million gallons of water, it's basically anudda shoah.
I'll tell you why
>Be fat American
>Travel to Germany
>Constipated because change of diet
>Two weeks of sausage and beer
>Leave giant unflushable log resting in German porcelain
Wohl bekomms
Instead the shallow water splashes, and because it's shallow it splashes harder and is more densely filled with poop.
Because it's so shallow, your shit lies there, stinking.
The germoid (hardly Germanic) then stares at this shit and smells it, because he likes shit.
Then after cooking all over his boyfriend who is also there to enjoy the event, he flushes the shit over the ramp and into the sewage, leaving shit skid marks all over his toilet. Here the germoid's fine taste comes in, and he says
>REINIGEN
As he and his fully polish housekeeper clean the shit stains while holding hands, cooming once more.
My fucking sides. The world would be a sad place without German toilet bowl to laugh at.
Cheers
I'm sorry you have to work in such an environment.
still better than being D*tch
The poolak cries out in pain as he strikes you
>cooking
*cooming
The Germans are legally obligated to conduct regular Scheisseinspektions and submit their inspection reports to the Bundesscheisseamt twice weekly
their toilets have shelves to facilitate the inspections
wash it with boiling water and anti-fat spray from the sink lol its that easy to remove it
should i go see a doctor?
Be honest hans, no water equals smell plus, it's a shelf your turd sits on so you can pick out the corn for round two, you sick coprophilia loving fuck.
I spend a lot of time on the toilet. Why aren't there any paid public toilets where I can chat with single women. We spend a significant part of our lives in the bathroom.
It's so you can inspect your shits for blood, worms and other anomalies.
I know, most mutts got stuck in their development and still think in poopoo peepee kaka terms, and think it's disgusting, like every 2nd grader would, but most adults have moved on from this, way of childish thought.
It's the same reason mutts think every kind of nudity is sexual. They have the brains, and the understanding of the world of little kids.
Sounds like a third world problems. Blood you'd see as you wipe yourself. Worms would create an itching sensation. Or am I wrong?
>Sounds like a third world problems
In that case, I'd get one right now if I were you, potatonagger.
>think it's disgusting, like every 2nd grader would, but most adults have moved on from this, way of childish thought.
If you don't think it's disgusting you have a mental disorder or worm infestation. It is extremely toxic and 100% advantageous natural instinct to find feces revolting.
I worked on the house where the first toilet was invented, and in the back garden he had these stone proto-types. This exact spot
51.401387, -2.432771
He was one of Queen Elizabeth 1st's godsons. The current owner is a Baron that owns the sound deadening patents for UK submarines.
https://cosmosmagazine.com/technology/science-history-the-man-who-didnt-invent-the-flush-toilet/
Yeah but then the turd you just pushed out doesn't fall over and its end scrapes your butt.
Best toilet. I hate the sound of shit hitting the water.
My shit is so long one end enters the water before the tail is cut and then it slides in rest of the way silent, it’s like a navy seal
Germanics are coprophiles.
I'm searching for that for decades, and now they offer literally zero models, in fact most sellers nowadays don't have a clue what I'm talking about. I can't believe I will be forced to go to fucking germany to buy a fucking toilet. Even german companies here don't carry those models.
Stare and scrape europoor.
>europoor
Its funny seeing the total lack of self-awareness that snownaggers have, while larping as americans
Shitting on a flat rock does not seem like the quieter option. Plus, shit stinks. When it is submerged, you don't smell it.
>Its also much more silent.
why is that an issue when you shit in sealed off closets? I think you guys just like the smell of shit
I live in the U.S. and I have to lower each turd slowly with both hands to avoid splashback.
These German toilets are cool and avoid the splashback problem completely.
eat more fiber. Your turds should be long and smooth so they glide into the water with no splashback
Poojeets we know you're all lurking itt. Don't you have anything to say?
Not many Pollacks either, for that matter