lol

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11812901/New-images-Jack-Daniels-whiskey-fungus-smothering-town.html

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ethanol fungus? Why aren’t gas stations that sell ethanol also covered with fungus?

    Should be proof that corn save the planet gas is evil and bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a barrel warehouse, the ethanol is constantly evaporating into the air through the porous barrels.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why wasn’t it a problem for the last 300 years?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It has been a problem in many places. Do some research, this is not an isolated incident.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >do some research
            nah

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why wasn’t it a problem for the last 300 years?
          Because....because it just HASN'T been, okay?!?!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally harmless. I swear Americans grow more hypochondriac by the year. This is just another made-up "crisis" for plebs to get hysteric over, like covid, food deserts, homelessness, etc.

          It has been a problem in many places. Do some research, this is not an isolated incident.

          It's not a problem, it's a harmless mold. Snails eat it.

          so the city can't mix up some diluted bleach in water and send out some sprayer trucks?

          Forget the bleach, just pressure-wash your street signs once a year so they remain legible

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the problem is it's mixing with all the unknown shit that's in your food and air in muttland

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's called The Devils Due.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Angel's Share is what evaporated into the air, Devil's Cut is what is absorbed into the cask.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Angel's share" should be called "shroom up your ass" then.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Daniels is trash. How anybody drinks that swill is beyond me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't drink alcohol until you turn 21, anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. You probably drown your coffee with sugar, too. Sweet alcohol is for girls, anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Sage

      True, fucking loath those homosexual who waste 15bux on bellow average trash
      If you want to get shit faces might as well buy a sangria for 2bux the bottle

    • 4 weeks ago
      David

      anyone who drinks alcohol is a homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus turned water into wine
        Therefore all disciples and Jesus were homosexuals

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus was a israelite and so were the disciples, you're not wrong.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who doesn’t drink alcohol isn’t to be trusted. Alcohol is the truth serum. What are you trying to hide?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, fucking loath those homosexual who waste 15bux on bellow average trash
      If you want to get shit faces might as well buy a sangria for 2bux the bottle

      once these brands get big enough they become impossible to die. JD is the sort of shit that people try out young when they don't know better, because it's popular enough to be the sort of whisky a first timer buys. Or is present at parties, gifted by relatives, etc. Then once properly drunk on it you have a great time with your friends and create top tier memories and then decades later you'll buy a bottle now and then for the nostalgia.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck do you know homosexual? You mongoloid rape babies have been around for centuries and have produce nothing of note. Not one thing. You eat and drink waste.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jack Daniels actually makes some good whiskey. the regular stuff is OK but the single barrel offerings are very good, just overpriced

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My best memories are solely focused around consuming corporate liquid-commodity products and nothing else

        How thoroughly American.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It literally just tastes like diluted grain alcohol blended with some flavoring.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JD is effluvient from a nuclear waste faucility.

      Why not a nice Jamieson's or better yet a good single malt or maybe a cognac or an armagnac? Bourbon and Rye are gross sludge, syrupy and vomit inducing. Gin drinks are better.

      Personally Sativa 900 in the picrel is the best; dirt cheap $3 for an 8 hour high or more, no hangover, helluva buzz, no staggering or gross behavior...

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the city can't mix up some diluted bleach in water and send out some sprayer trucks?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      africa tier solution. also doesn't address air quality problem

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just poured myself a big ballantines glass. cheers.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh is this supposed to be their next make believe virus? They might enforce happy hour by law to "slow the spread" and make pre-schoolers drunk and Americans will believe this shit too.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weakening magnetic field

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whisky fungus now covers 98% of surfaces in America. Here's why that's a good thing.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wall with open window above it is completely clean
    What?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Whiskey Fungus Wreaks Havoc

    Good name for a prog rock album

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is whiskey fungus the American counterpunch to AZN kudzu?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clearly a ploy by Jim Beam

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened probably because the corporation who owns that plant lobbied some republican politicians, the politicians got right wing retards to vote for them, and then the politicians removed regulations for a paycheck from the corporation.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >town of 6500 people suffers what is effectively a cosmetic problem to live near and benefit from and work at a billion dollar business
    meh they moved as close as possible to a factory and warehouses because they wanted shorter drives to work and to sell factory workers sandwiches and shit, who the fuck moves right up the street from any factory, they literally deserve it for not thinking thru the fact that they were moving next to an enormous factory

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see.
    A highly infectious virus to compromise immune systems, followed by fungus to kill and devour the dead.
    The mysterious extra block in the Georgia Guidestones got the timing right...

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do liberals love to drink so much? We need to outlaw alcohol again.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is that America decided that Ukraine is going to win. Misc is just a cope echo chamber for Russian bots. Get ready for another Kherson style offensive. NATO will keep training groups of Ukrainians that will keep retaking their land until it's over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      America knows Ukraine is lost and is just funnelling resources into it so ethnic slavs destroy their infrastructure and kill each other to a point where they aren't a threat to their world order.

      If Russia takes the whole of Ukraine, suddenly narrative will change that Ukraine was actually a nazi state and they should provide no further aid to recovery.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's real

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's irl RE7

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