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    • Anonymous says:

      AlphaM is trash but don’t give Ashley Weston a pass. She will dress you up as the best dressed guy no one notices. Just the most safe, bland fits I have ever seen

      • Anonymous says:

        She dresses you like a California liberal arts wino who wants to talk about radical feminism and has an interest in ‘eastern philosophy’. The bugwoman will dress you like a bugman. Never let women dress you.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Talks shit about white people 24/7
            When does she ever do this? I think you’re letting twitter sink into your head friend

      • Anonymous says:

        She dresses you like a California liberal arts wino who wants to talk about radical feminism and has an interest in ‘eastern philosophy’. The bugwoman will dress you like a bugman. Never let women dress you.

        I would define her style as "prince charming" where all the appeal comes form imagining her 6’5 boyfriend wearing the outfit, not the outfit itself. She thinks men look their best when they keep their hair short, clothes clean and wrinkle free, and don’t do anything to expressive with their personality. A blank slate they she can project what she likes onto.
        If she saw you carrying an "eastern philosphy" book she would tell you to keep it at home and instead carry something nicer like "a leatherbound journal to write your CEO ideas down in 🙂 Which takes us to today’s sponsor"

        • Anonymous says:

          Lol, this is pretty accurate, anon. She’s dress him in grandma sweaters though. I don’t know if I can really take her seriously for anyone other than her kind of people. You should dress on her advice if you want to be like her. This goes for taking anyone’s advice. We all project how we dress and would like others to dress as good fashion advice.

      • Anonymous says:

        This, Ashley is stuck in the common project sneakers/slim tampered jeans/basic tee or shirt minimalist thing from the early 2010s, which is really bad for a supposedly professional stylist.
        Sure, fashion wise you can say that alpha m sucks, but if you look in the perspective of trying to drop the sex core pill on nerds you start to understand him.

        • Anonymous says:

          His work with sex core deserves an award no doubt, my issue with im is his trash content that panders to indian teenagers like "These TEN things unlock her PANTIES fast! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (UNLOCK HER MIND!!) Get your DICK sucked FAST!"

          • Anonymous says:

            Mate let’s face reality, all of his advice (you can pretty much say the same on any other advice youtuber) could be condensed into one Readme or a sticky. In order to make a living, these people have to make the same shit over and over again and clickbait the shit out of his viewers.

          • Anonymous says:

            I agree, kind of, I mean He could easily make less content with more varied topics. Look at Teddy Baldascare. He still manages to make unique content that doesn’t feel pandering or rushed and he is working with a wa, way smaller niche and fewer connections. But I get if Alpha wants to keep his big bucks, this is what he does. But that comes at a cost of his reputation and content quality. As a content creator that’s a choice he has to make between quality and numbers. If he’s chosen numbers, so be it, but it’s a choice he willingly made. Plus, even still, I find he can be horribly lazy sometimes. Jeremy Fragerance also has pretty cookie cutter content, but it never feels like he just picked a sponsor and wrote a video around it. With Alpha it’s painfully obvious the sponsor came first, topic second.

            I miss his store style breakdown series. That shit was fun. But apparently it didn’t have enough number lists like 10 SOCKS THAT WILL GET YOU A RIM JOB so people didn’t watch it

          • Anonymous says:

            >Teddy
            As if jumping on fragrances isn’t the latest thing for these cunts. How long until he, a true connoisseur, start selling or create his own special snowflake fragrance?

          • Anonymous says:

            Have you watched his and Courtney’s fragrance content? It’s definitely got effort behind it in a way Alpha and Jose Ze-need-another-car don’t put into their shit. They might not have the diagnosed energy that Jeremy Fragrance has but they seem to put time and effort into those videos.

    • Anonymous says:

      The cross-eyed way past her prime ching-a-ling is married to the most obvious closeted gay guy. I wouldn’t trust her to dress me.
      Love from India.

  1. Anonymous says:

    AlphaM definitely knows his jackets and his fashion sense is better than 99% of male population so I don’t care what this ching Chong ping pong me love you long time moron says

  2. Anonymous says:

    @17143412
    This senorita is not very sexy, i still trust AlphaM over this wacky mama! Me and my bros will comment on her video. Also, she could use some TIEGE HANLEY premium moisturizer because her face looks rough. Peace.

  3. Anonymous says:

    >taking advice from "AlphaM" instead of listening to a profesional celebrity stylist
    The state of this board.

  4. Anonymous says:

    AlphaM doesn’t know Thule first thing when it comes to looking good. All of his advice is hot garbage. Holding on to sexcore in 2022? Ridiculous.

    Ashley Wrongston also doesn’t know jack shit about fashion. She’s the queen of NPC fits. I like NPC fits, sometimes it’s cool to not stand out much, but you really don’t need fashion advice from someone who wants to turn you into the equivalent of white noise.

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