>living creature closer to humans. >its a satanic piece of shit

>living creature closer to humans
>its a satanic piece of shit
It says a lot
Doesnt it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >satanic
    Why? They defend their own and resort to brutality when needed, but how can you possibly call them “satanic” for that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their level of violance is abnormal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Eh.
        Ants would be the ultimate Satanic creatures.
        Their violence still pales compared to what did historically.
        Sapience combined with feral impulses and instincts is a volatile thing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Despite that i agree
          Insects are very low when it comes to hability to think

          Humans kill hundreds of thousands of other humans over females and territory everyday

          Who cares?

          At least chimps don’t try to justify themselves

          I do

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Despite that i agree
          Insects are very low when it comes to hability to think
          [...]
          I do

          If anything ants a pretty positive example of how some of the lowest intelligence lifeforms on the planet main drive is to form perfectly structured societies through teamwork

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ants are terrifying af

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lolno. You just find it uncanny because their morphology is similar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Visit favelas and you will change your mind about chimps being satanic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Humans kill hundreds of thousands of other humans over females and territory everyday

        Who cares?

        At least chimps don’t try to justify themselves

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chimpanzee violence can be explained. Human violence is where inexplicable bumfrick savagery reigns supreme.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until you meet humans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        here is your answer.
        also bonobos are closer to humans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A hunter gathere society resamble a less violent chimp one than bonobos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          None are since they're of the same branch that separated from our last common ancestors.

          It's like saying one of your cousins is more related to you when they're both the children of your uncle

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
            LETS FRICKIN GOOOO
            BIG MONKEY
            MONKE
            MONKE
            MONKE
            MONKE

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            le monke

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Akshually is an ape

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Haha apes are downy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            True but we are talking about anatomy and behavior.

            A hunter gathere society resamble a less violent chimp one than bonobos

            human males usually don't eat the offspring of a potential mate then rape her to reproduce. they have a more wholesome pairbonding. hunter gatherers formed pretty large social circles reaching over 100 individuals more similar to bonobos than chimps.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It probably depends on hunter gatherers. The European ones were probably quite aggressive. There's a paper about some early neolithic massacre from Spain. They massacred everyone - men, women and children.
            The massacred ones were farmers. It's possible they were killed by local WHGs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >At the site of Els Trocs in the Spanish Pyrenees, rivalling groups of either migrating early farmers or farmers and indigenous hunter-gatherers collided violently around 5300 BCE. This clash apparently resulted in a massacre of the Els Trocs farmers. The overkill reaction was possibly triggered by xenophobia or massive disputes over resources or privileges. In the present, violence and xenophobia are controlled and sanctioned through social codes of conduct and institutions. So that, rather than representing an insurmountable evolutionary inheritance, violence and ethnic nepotism can be overcome and a sustainable future achieved through mutual respect, tolerance and openness to multi-ethnic societies.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >At the site of Els Trocs in the Spanish Pyrenees, rivalling groups of either migrating early farmers or farmers and indigenous hunter-gatherers collided violently around 5300 BCE. This clash apparently resulted in a massacre of the Els Trocs farmers. The overkill reaction was possibly triggered by xenophobia or massive disputes over resources or privileges. In the present, violence and xenophobia are controlled and sanctioned through social codes of conduct and institutions. So that, rather than representing an insurmountable evolutionary inheritance, violence and ethnic nepotism can be overcome and a sustainable future achieved through mutual respect, tolerance and openness to multi-ethnic societies.

            https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/ancient-brutal-massacre-may-be-earliest-evidence-war-180957884/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why do humans have one less chromosome pair than other primates?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very simple answer. Human chromosom 2 is a fusion of the ape chromosom 2 a and 2 b. We can see how the human and chimp genes are nearly iddentical between them (more than chimp and Gorilas for example). We can see the exact point were they fused. And were the taloneres (the end of the chromosoms) are inside human chomosom 2

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck explaining this to superstitious peasants. I’ll back you up for a bit but I have low tolerance for plebs

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very simple answer. Human chromosom 2 is a fusion of the ape chromosom 2 a and 2 b. We can see how the human and chimp genes are nearly iddentical between them (more than chimp and Gorilas for example). We can see the exact point were they fused. And were the talomeres (the end of the chromosoms) are inside human chomosom 2

            I found this as the first link in my search engine
            https://www.icr.org/article/human-chromosome-2-fusion-never-happened

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pure cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Meant for

            [...]
            I found this as the first link in my search engine
            https://www.icr.org/article/human-chromosome-2-fusion-never-happened

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            congratulations, and have you found their reasoning in there yet? because all they ever said was "we think it unlikely, therefore god exists".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very simple answer. Human chromosom 2 is a fusion of the ape chromosom 2 a and 2 b. We can see how the human and chimp genes are nearly iddentical between them (more than chimp and Gorilas for example). We can see the exact point were they fused. And were the talomeres (the end of the chromosoms) are inside human chomosom 2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >apes sometimes kill outsides for encroaching on their territory and eating their food
        >SATANIC
        >human's murder other humans for pleasure and material gain
        >it's natural
        >apes use their teeth and brute strength to fight, sometimes going for genitals
        >it's satanic how violent they are!
        >human's have invented weapons that can literally end the world and used them
        >...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those who have never seen the light of Mars will cower at his warmth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chimps will intentionally go for the fingers and faces of their opponents, thats not something done out of primal self defense

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I see the similarity

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Humans will rip out the lungs of other humans to resemble wings on their backs

        Humans will nail other humans to wooden pillars with their arms up so they can suffocate for 3 days

        Humans will drag babies through cactus patches until there’s nothing left but ground beef while the mother watches

        Humans will insert a glass tube into an enemy’s penis and then give him a boner

        Humans will put a leather sack over someone’s head and then bury them up to their neck in the dirt so the sack will squeeze them to death as it dries in the afternoon sun

        Humans force feed other humans piss, shit, vomit, blood, mucus, and then make them drink it again if they puke it out

        Humans will make parents choose which of their children will be executed with them and which ones will be spared

        Humans train donkeys and giraffes to rape people to death

        Humans mail the fingers and toes of kidnapping victims to their relatives one by one until they get paid

        Humans make their victims dig their own graves before they shoot them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >drag babies through cactus patches
          OK, I just searched this on google to see if there's a historical event, and now I'm on a watch list
          butthole

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Keeping an opponent from being able to use its hands sounds like the best defense when dealing with an opponent that requires the use of fingers to do literally anything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        Disabling hands and eyes seems like a smart strategy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this. it devaluates the individual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i mean when they don't kill them afterward of course

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chimps will sometimes kill and eat babies for no reason.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        humans do that too

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bonobos are closer to humans genetically and do not act that way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No chimps are
      Bonobos are product of a non competence enviorment

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading an article from nature or science claiming that primates are the most violent mammals. Lethal interpersonal violence is much higher in them than in other mammal species.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still look better than humans.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's unironically zero proof that the human stems from the monkey.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      True
      We are related to apes
      Not monkeys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there's always a moron who has to push this shit...
        we are monkeys. apes are a subclade of monkeys.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tbh the ape/monkey divide is kind of difficult to grasp if you're not into it. I remember being taught monkeys "are small apes" which is a gross oversimplification.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no. "ape" used to be synonymous for "monkey" until the forst decades of the XXth century, when some moron came up with the brilliant idea that being monkeys is demeaning so we better call our family apes. this is an English parochial thing anyway, in other languages "apes" are called some variant of "humanoid monkey". and it beggars belief that a language originating in the british isles would have such a clean division for something they never saw.
            also, clades must be monophiletic. "monkey" is paraphiletic if apes aren't monkeys.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Apes are genuinely just a clade of larger old world monkeys without tails. They appear to be different enough for their own unique primate label so we give them one. All organisms are related so these distinctions are not really as important as you might think.

            Humans are monkeys is right in spirit but technically yes we are a species of great ape in the primate order,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we don't stem from the monkey, the monkey and us stem from the same animal

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god looks like a monkey because he says that he created humans with his image in mind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

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          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what even is satanic supposed to mean

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FIGAN DID NOTHING WRONG, FRICK THE KAHAMA USURPERS!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    APES EVOLVED FROM moronic HUMANS. THE APE FAMILY TREE HAS HUMANS AS THE ROOT, BONOBOS, ETC, ALL BRANCH OFF OF EARLY HOMINIDS, CLOSER TO MAN THAN TO WHAT WE CALL APE.
    THAT'S WHY BOTH THOSE WITH DOWNS SYNDROME AND APES HAVE EXTRA CHROSOMOME COMPARED TO HUMANS: NO MORE PROBLEM OF CHROMOSOME. APES ARE moronS.
    OBSERVE THE DEFORMED moron IN RUSSIA, BRAZIL, CHINA, OR INDIA: SEE THAT HE EXHIBITS THE FACIAL MORPHOLOGY OF A SIMIAN-LIKE CREATURE - GIVEN A SUFFICIENT LENGTH OF TIME THE moronS PROGENY WITH FREQUENT INBREEDING SHALL INDEED FULLY TRANSFORM INTO A CHIMP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      humans were the ones who progressed, while apes stagnated and stayed wild

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hate chimps

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm definitely more of a gorilla dude myself.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bonobos are closer to humans and they are chill.

    >Compared to chimps, bonobos are highly socially tolerant, finding unrelated strangers appealing rather than threatening, and even sharing food with and incurring personal costs to help those who are not in their group.

    But yeah, frick chimps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14926-loving-bonobos-have-a-carnivorous-dark-side/

      https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bonobos-might-not-be-so-laid-back-after-all/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        B-but bonobos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No... bonobros...

          Its over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No... bonobros...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everybody who keeps up with primatology know this years ago. The sex pervert bonobos studied previously were bred in captivity and were stressed tf out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, we're bred in captivity and stressed tf out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14926-loving-bonobos-have-a-carnivorous-dark-side/

      https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bonobos-might-not-be-so-laid-back-after-all/

      Female bonobos have sex and do orgies with every male member of the troop because males who don't get sex become aggressive and women can't control them.
      Look it up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sex

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a zookeeper our policy was that chimpanzees were the ONLY animal we had to neutralize on sight if they escaped in a disaster event

    Little frickers are like if Velociraptors had thumbs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are they more unpredictable than, say, lions?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lions are pussies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lioncels btfo

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Link to the study or I'm calling bullshit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the prehensile penis didn't make it obvious enough?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure an open mind and forgiveness is able to rid these peaceful residents of their unfortunate past.
      (Black folk gonna nigg, dolphins gonna rape you)
      hypersexuality is a common trait among ALL high-iq animals

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are not we were created by god

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.ape

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It says a lot
    Not really.

    Nature red in tooth and claw. We are not special.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like chimps

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's what your conscious mind is made for.
    you put on a good face and try to believe your own lies.
    now the real question is, does it really help or does it make it worse?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Literally half that shit is European

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can you label them? someone else mentioned 2 but thats not half

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vikings

        Romans

        Indians probably

        Anon's weird fetish

        Indians

        Greeks

        Chinese? Soviets? Nazis? Japs? Not sure about this one

        Romans

        Every loanshark in the world

        Mobsters, soldiers, guerillas

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are some of the best resources and texts to check out for someone interested in primatology and hominids? I’ve always wanted to learn about this subject but always put it off.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP and the rest don't understand the benefits of Scientific Nihilism and paired with Social Ecology.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about monkey bro?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MonKEY

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, altruism is biologically impossible in humans, it simply cannot be proven to exist or have ever existed. Every public human action ever taken has always had the intention of harming other humans, either directly or indirectly, so are you surprised? The prime directive of the chimpanzee psyche is very likely the exactly same as that of humans - sadism for its' own sake.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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