Literally the best pop tarts of all time

Literally the best pop tarts of all time

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's, uh... Black people flavour...? Or is this like Banania and Aunt Jemima where they're just using cheerful black people as a marketing gimmick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Or is this like Banania and Aunt Jemima where they're just using cheerful black people as a marketing gimmick?
      lol that's exactly what it is

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poptart sisters, they're putting our colours on the boxes again, we're winning!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when will black pandering in advertisements end

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is what them queers eat on at Google.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: upset Americans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >haha, we're BAD ASSES nothing triggers us
      >box of pop tarts
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      Fucking hilarious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        100% this. LULZdditors are easily the most fragile bunch that exist and they actually believe the opposite. Even just simply pointing out this fact will cause an onslaught of upset babies screaming "tranny", "commie" or whatever the "people i dont like" buzzword of the day is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You cant see the irony of your post and that makes you an idiot. I almost feel bad for you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you trying to suggest I'm "mad"? No, just stating the obvious observation. I actually enjoy mocking LULZddit babies just to upset them. I don't even disagree with them on most issues and browse the board for interesting updates you cant find in MSM. It's the people, not the ideology that make LULZddit a shitty place.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think he was pointing out that only newfags (ironically prevalent on LULZ) think that LULZ users exist in a bubble. LULZ has never been like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or normal people are genuinely tired of this shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know why you think LULZ is a place for normal people. We're above you sheeple.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              way, way below

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are a different brand of npc, very few people on here are actually free thinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will look for them. So far, I have yet to find ones I like better than original blueberry, strawberry, and chocolate.

      >haha, we're BAD ASSES nothing triggers us
      >box of pop tarts
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      Fucking hilarious

      At the beginning of the War in Afghanistan, Afghan people were angry that Americans included Pop-Tarts in their food drops to starving people, saying it was culturally insensitive. Or at least that is the message some anti-American propaganda department tried to put out. They can air drop Pop-Tarts on me anytime.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Afghan people were angry that Americans included Pop-Tarts in their food drops to starving people, saying it was culturally insensitive.
        Why? Because they don't have toasters out in the middle of nowhere?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. They said it was American food, and they wanted Afghan food. You would think any food is better than starvation.

          I no longer use a toaster; I prefer them straight out of the pack.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah they're way better cold.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite all the chud rage, I have yet to see a single of these gay and trans flag products on store shelves.
    I thought these were limited run things sold only on their website at inflated prices because it's """"""for charity"""" or some gay shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never really see them either I always assumed they mostly don't ship them to areas where they obviously wouldn't sell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So they all get shipped to the bay area?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idk, but I can easily imagine performative urban types to buy products they never would normally just buy seeing a rainbow on the packaging to "own the nazis"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      I never really see them either I always assumed they mostly don't ship them to areas where they obviously wouldn't sell

      As far as food goes I've only seen the white pride skittles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have a bag of those on my desk rn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post them with timestamp nao

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah looks like my goyslop has been upgraded to fagn-wordgoyslop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy seeing these in clearance in july

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my 23 years of life I have never once had a pop-tart
    Am I missing out? Are they good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. They are acceptable as a snack when your hiking but unless you need some quick calories that pack flat they are shit. If you want a sugary breakfast that can be made in the toaster, toaster strudels beat them in every way other than portability.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They taste pretty good toasted but in their untoasted form, they taste like wagie gruel, they're 400 calories for a reason.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Ugh, respect MAPs you bigot

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tranny-tarts?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > globohomo corporate art tarts

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >out of strawberry pop tarts
    >none left in the village
    OH NO BROS!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would've bought it if they were white and the packaging used the regular pride flag, not the shit stained one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Ernst Rohm doing on LULZ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being quasi-based as usual

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    globohomo art

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are the pop tarts that celebrate black homosexuals right?

    Homophobe janny hasn't spotted your thread, kek

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the same shade of pink as the few pics I've seen of after surgery neovaginas. The white part could be the decaying flesh. Nice!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >neovaginas
      >pink
      Most of them just look like skin holes with blood red color. The pink looks more like an actual vagina, but I guess you haven't actually seen one of them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they rock that meat patty pink from what Ive seen (the tranny vaggues)

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOOOOOMMMM
    THE GAY COLORS IN THE PACKAGING ARE GENOCIDING MEE AGAAAIIINNNNN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mix estrogen in your food?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only homosexuals and STD ridden femboys eat poptarts

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    *blocks your path*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black people couldnt afford those back in the day. This was intended for the whites.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is blackness paired with the pride flag now? Is it insinuating that every black person is a gay tranny? I dont known if the people who made this realize but black people are pretty damn discriminatory against the lgbt community.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black is the new gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know when they talk about all those trannies that get murdered. It's being done by black guys who got tricked by a tranny whore lol

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now with Aids !

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those aren't unfrosted cinnamon & brown sugar.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Black Party Lemonade
    County Time Lemonade + Purple Drank?

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