Linux users are cat owners.

Linux users are cat owners. Cats are runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.

Windows users are dog people. Dogs are hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men.

Prove me wrong.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Linux users don't own pets because they think pets are controlled by the government.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's birds you're thinking of. Pets are fine, but birds are government drones.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retarded take urban people are more likely to own cats. Linux users don't live in urban spaces or are considering moving out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cozy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats with all the windows games then, cat owner?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have 2 notebooks, one with Endeavour and other with Fedora 37
    >have 2 cats
    I CANNOT!!!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I daily drive linux have both a cat and a dog

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have time for pets because I spend all my time ricing my linux desktop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, the one and only valid answer to this homosexual post

  6. 2 weeks ago
    warm hearty dog soup

    Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.

    Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.

    The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.

    And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,

    so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well put

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Lovecraft reference anon, I thought of the same essay when I opened this thread

      Try typing dog on the command line, it doesn't do anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Try typing dog on the command line, it doesn't do anything
        Dog owners will never recover from this one.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    masterclass women*
    none of you are men

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No actually I'm a dog chad because dog is mans best friend. now fuck off and shut up.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cat puked on the floor and I cleaned it up. Then I cleaned up its shit from the litter box. Then I fed it and it hissed at me. Now I'm holding it and trying to type.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Update: it got mad at me typing and bit me.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs (Linux) actually listen to you when you tell them to what to do. Cats (Windows) do whatever the hell they want. You got it backwards.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cat is black and I'm a windows user.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate cats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you hate us?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cat eats apple

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dog eats apple

      iTODDLERS BTFO

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dog eats apple

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dogs > cats simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any retard who says 'simple as' is a cretin not worth considering

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cat owners.
    that's an oxymoron, cats own people, not the other way around

    Linux users are cat slaves. Linux users are obedient slaves to their cats.
    Windows users are dog owners. Dogs are obedient slaves to their alpha Winchad owners.
    Just the facts.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cats are for effeminate people

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toxoplasmosis: the post. I will never own a shitrat t. linux user

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cats are runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're just upset you don't have a cute cuddly cat who snuggles up to you at night.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.
    I have all of these qualities which is why I want a dog to be my slave. I'm not some basedboy who lets a prissy cat control his life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to control a cat is a reward too.
      Your dog is also enslaving you, forcing you to go on walks on a regular basis. Can be a good thing too of course, it's healthy.

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