Linux users are cat owners. Cats are runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.
Windows users are dog people. Dogs are hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men.
Prove me wrong.
Linux users don't own pets because they think pets are controlled by the government.
That's birds you're thinking of. Pets are fine, but birds are government drones.
Retarded take urban people are more likely to own cats. Linux users don't live in urban spaces or are considering moving out.
Cozy
whats with all the windows games then, cat owner?
>be me
>have 2 notebooks, one with Endeavour and other with Fedora 37
>have 2 cats
I CANNOT!!!
I daily drive linux have both a cat and a dog
I don't have time for pets because I spend all my time ricing my linux desktop.
Based, the one and only valid answer to this homosexual post
Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.
Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.
The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.
And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,
so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.
well put
Based Lovecraft reference anon, I thought of the same essay when I opened this thread
Try typing dog on the command line, it doesn't do anything
>>Try typing dog on the command line, it doesn't do anything
Dog owners will never recover from this one.
masterclass women*
none of you are men
No actually I'm a dog chad because dog is mans best friend. now fuck off and shut up.
Cat puked on the floor and I cleaned it up. Then I cleaned up its shit from the litter box. Then I fed it and it hissed at me. Now I'm holding it and trying to type.
Update: it got mad at me typing and bit me.
Dogs (Linux) actually listen to you when you tell them to what to do. Cats (Windows) do whatever the hell they want. You got it backwards.
My cat is black and I'm a windows user.
I hate cats
why do you hate us?
cat eats apple
iTODDLERS BTFO
dog eats apple
dogs > cats simple as
any retard who says 'simple as' is a cretin not worth considering
>cat owners.
that's an oxymoron, cats own people, not the other way around
Linux users are cat slaves. Linux users are obedient slaves to their cats.
Windows users are dog owners. Dogs are obedient slaves to their alpha Winchad owners.
Just the facts.
cats are for effeminate people
Toxoplasmosis: the post. I will never own a shitrat t. linux user
>Cats are runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.
You're just upset you don't have a cute cuddly cat who snuggles up to you at night.
>beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.
I have all of these qualities which is why I want a dog to be my slave. I'm not some basedboy who lets a prissy cat control his life.
Being able to control a cat is a reward too.
Your dog is also enslaving you, forcing you to go on walks on a regular basis. Can be a good thing too of course, it's healthy.