>announces Chainlink Functions
>bitcoin dumps
What's going on here bros?
LINK price suppression
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an excellent opportunity
It’s over once again
It's so tiresome...
>there must be this all powerful person singlehandedly holding down my token against google, amazon, mastercard, vodafone, swift, eric schmidt, the banks, and an army of neets
>if it wasnt for this one mysterious person my token would be worth 1000x, i-i totally swear guys
you're the only one who brought up "powerful single person".
Nowhere at all did i say or imply that.
is it chyna?
It's just getting desperate at this point. whoever is doing this is getting increasingly desperate because there is absolutely no other plausibility any more and they know we know and make no attempt to hide it.
it's akin to them just trying to buy time as long as they possibility can for something. whether that is accumulating or something else
Just who is behind these dumps? My bet is on CZ being the culprit.
globohomo hasn't accumulated enough
nagger tier cope
Chainlink has been on the market for 6 years LMFAO
yes its always been a long term hold its not some shitcoin. people bought because they believe in the tech
>believe in the tech
>A shit token price checking service
Chainlink labs has a revenue of $1000/day, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN.
There's hotdog stands posting better numbers.
>Chainlink labs has a revenue of $1000/day
source?
Chainlink labs isn't supposed to have any revenue at all btw.
Maybe from the feeds, but that's secondary to building the network and products.
>source
One of their biggest customers representing 5% of daily revenue.
They sold 500million tokens to slowly over 6 years create a for profit system that generates $1000/day. No wonder these con artists are in ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY crypto. If they were actually selling equity stakes they'd already be in jail.
>inb4 Amazon didn't profit for a decade
PROFIT AND REVENUE ARE DIFFERENT THINGS. Amazon had 100's of millions in REVENUE almost immediately. CLL is flatlined for actual receipts. Profit isn't even part of the conversation... unless you count token sales.
That's literally only VRF payments, and only on three networks.
No price feeds, no keepers, etc.
Oh OK. $1000eoy then.
We'll get those evil bulgarians and have gfs at the citadel SOON. SERGEY GONNA MAKE IT FOR US!
>hotdog stands earn more
And yet you spend so much time thinking, researching and talking about the project. I wonder why.
>inb4 i'm doing it for my fellow /bizraelis whom i love so much
You're doing it because you know Link is the one, as we all do.
Why does Chainlink Labs need a revenue? Its the node operators which need revenue.
Coomers coomin
Funny how Bitcoin never "happens" to fucking pump after any Link news, huh?
It only does that for other coins.
Thats's a good point, anon. BTC absolutely never goes up after a Link pump. I think this speaks for itself. WAGMI
BTC tends to pump whenever alts get major good news.
Oddly enough, this never happens for Chainlink specifically.
How weird haha
bitcoin doesn’t give a fuck about your irrelevant shitcoins ‘news’
Then why does it dump literally every time Link news drops?
Because you're a retarded poor person that holds a shit token that pumps last and least (because it's a zero hype dinosaur from 2 bullruns ago), and it makes a new fake partnership announcement every 2 weeks. Of course bitcoin routinely dumps (in a crypto bear fucking market during a quantitative tightening recession lol) as it continues to trend downward, and some of those dumps are going to coincide with your precious shit token putting out blog posts.
Nah... You're right it's the global Bulgarian elite trying to steal your stinkies.
>fake partnership
https://www.vdigitalassetbroker.com
It happened in the bull market too though. In fact it is what caused the bear market to begin in November 2021 when Sergey announced staking would start in 2022. The barrage of good news for Link in 2022 just confirmed the bear market and now BTC can never get a pump going because Link releases something incredibly bullish or otherwise starts to pump.
>It happened in the bull market too though
This.
One of the more infamous examples happened during Bitcoin's run-up to the $60k+ ATH
A classic example - but just one of dozens.
Also its literally the meme chart.
it doesn’t. you are just a delusional bagholder.
>THE CHAINLINK SQUEEZE HASN'T SQUOOZE. BERNIE CAN STILL WIN. THE PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL. TRUST THE TOKEN. TRUST SERGEY. TWO MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO PARABOLIC THE CURVE.
Why does sergay alway released during the peak? He really hates his holders
Hey stinkies
3 words
LINK slash ETH
>https://stillnessinthestorm.com/2020/03/something-is-rotten-in-the-denver-airport-25-photos/
>>AU-AG
>https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article-abstract/54/2/157/45583/Australia-Antigen-and-Neonatal-Hepatitis-Syndrome?redirectedFrom=fulltext
>Remember when Chainlink had that AU AG fuckup?
>>they tell you want they are going to do then do it
>Maybe it wasn't an accident...
ITS BTC WHALES ACCUMULATING TILL THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST GREEDY PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
THE SECOND REAL STAKING GOES LIVE AND THEY CANT SUPPRESS THEY WILL SELL ALL THEIR BTC FOR LINK AND YOU WILL SEE GREEN CANDLE LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN IN FINANCIAL MARKET HISTORY