>lies about harry potter

>lies about harry potter

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whad he say

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that harry dies of ligma at the end of the series

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ok whats this ligma thing that you're talking about? and don't even think about pranking me because i will get very mad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          LIGMA BALLS LMAO

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ok whats this ligma thing that you're talking about? and don't even think about pranking me because i will get very mad

            Lmao goteem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He says a blatantly untrue factoid about Rowing misusing the phrase “stretched his legs” repeatedly when it shows up twice in the book.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >in the book
        Was actually the entire series of books.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The stretched his legs was used often. The issue with the books for me though is that Harry is a little boy who loves going shopping, knows how sherry smells like and somehow cooks with it, and spends way too long describing the physical attributes of antagonistic characters like Cedric Diggory, Tom Riddle and Draco Malfoy as opposed to looking at potential love interests
        It's like she forgets she is writing a boy

        Maybe, but that specific verse isn’t in the Biblical section Bloom said was written by a woman

        Could it be Eve was an early self-insert protagonist then? She's the one that is the center of that narrative more than Adam

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Boys don’t care about love interests at that age.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Then it should have gone away as he grew but at age seventeen the little poof is still ignoring both Chinese chick and Ginny to think about handsome Voldie and Draco's "glimmering eyes". Take a drop of sherry every time Harry thinks his enemy's handsome or glittering and you will be dead drunk by the end of the Harry Potter books, which is coincedentally the easiest way to enjoy YA as a grown-up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There is nothing wrong with acknowledging the positive attributes of adversaries. Get your mind out of the gutter, sodomite.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >positive attributes of adversaries
            Non-physical attributes like strength or cleverness; neither of which Rowling's baddies possess because she needs to give them ass-kickings at the end of each book

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Male authors write women who don’t spend all day looking in a mirror and wondering what Becky thinks about Stacy’s latest outrageous outfit after the rumour that Anna and Bill are dating just two weeks after Bill had a kiss with Bella who had a relationship with Bill’s brother which HAS to be super awkward and uncool because this was like after the big class trip where everyone was hooking up and Bella was like super uncomfortable and on her period so even though she WANTED to frick Bill’s friend she couldn’t and he kinda knew that so it was super uncool of Bill to just ASSUME that it would be okay for him to do that?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thank for the smile. But male authors get attacked all the time for writing bad female characters and I actually think they do well compared to ladies writing boys, especially young boys since they don't understand them
            For example, Robert Jordan may not be some kind of genius, but he has girls admire boys instead of looking at other girls when he writes their PoV; and he usually gives them goals independent of being the dedicated love slave of a man

            There is nothing wrong with acknowledging the positive attributes of adversaries. Get your mind out of the gutter, sodomite.

            But more than he admires the looks of women throwing themselves at him? At sixteen years old? Come on.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scared, Pottah?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The boy who lived

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why?
    Was he a troony?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not canonically. He just had a scar on his forehead.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Bloom and what he stood for but he was a snob, straight up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think you know what snob means.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that he believed Genesis was written by a woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Women can have that book because it is not even well written.

      >He did this AND IT WAS GOOD
      >then he did this AND IT WAS GOOD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actually come to think of it since Genesis promotes wife swapping and spousal infidelity (Genesis 38:8) it is easy to see that as written by a woman.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anon that's not what genesis 38:8 is about at all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No but it is explicitly a man being forced to sleep with his (dead) brothers woman. Were the Bible written by a woman you could actually read a bunch of sexual domination stuff into traditionally assumed masculine lines like that one where it was assumed it was men taking power over woman. That’s actually a sort of interesting idea.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah like the Bible isn’t some patriarchy power thing but it’s a woman’s masochistic writings.

            I believe the Bible was multiple writer but it actually sounds like a possibility that a woman wrote in the part about sleeping with a dead brother's wife
            Think about the history of it. A widow was quite helpless in ancient times because she had no husband to take care of her and not few would want to marry a non-virgin with small children. The lady would want to make sure that she's taken care of, and by who other than the family of her dead husband
            It's also true that israeli women have historically been better educated than White or Black women. Some of the first memoirs are by israeli ladies

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, but that specific verse isn’t in the Biblical section Bloom said was written by a woman

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Couldn’t it be written by a man who married his dead brother widow trying to justify it?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, only women are mean and evil. Men are good and dindunuffin (even if they marry their brother’s widow).

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My point was more on the polygamous nature of women. Women are known for wanting to sleep around and it is entirely within reason that woamn would write in "if her husband goes then YOU have to do her to keep her satisfied."

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah like the Bible isn’t some patriarchy power thing but it’s a woman’s masochistic writings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      “He said ‘Let there be light and there was light’” is a kino line. Thanks, women.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Women subtly want their husbands relatives and friends to go to town on them (Genesis 38:8). That holds straight up. ALL women fantasize about men not their husband.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Technically speaking, he believes J was written by a woman. J being a proposed text that contained elements of Genesis, Exodus, and the ending of Deuteronomy, which was later (per the documentary hypothesis) redacted with further sources called E, P, and D. He claims J was a woman due to the prevalence of women taking action throughout the work. He also claimed that this specific woman lived during the reign of King David, and later regretted not being bolder with his theories about the author of J

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Women can have that book because it is not even well written.

      >He did this AND IT WAS GOOD
      >then he did this AND IT WAS GOOD

      Actually come to think of it since Genesis promotes wife swapping and spousal infidelity (Genesis 38:8) it is easy to see that as written by a woman.

      “He said ‘Let there be light and there was light’” is a kino line. Thanks, women.

      Technically speaking, he believes J was written by a woman. J being a proposed text that contained elements of Genesis, Exodus, and the ending of Deuteronomy, which was later (per the documentary hypothesis) redacted with further sources called E, P, and D. He claims J was a woman due to the prevalence of women taking action throughout the work. He also claimed that this specific woman lived during the reign of King David, and later regretted not being bolder with his theories about the author of J

      Reminder the only fiction he ever wrote received lukewarm reviews and is considered to be a carbon copy of, of all things, Voyage to Arcturus. Truly the Ebert of literature.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was kino.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, anon. He cannot think, and he cannot write.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a Wallace fanboy?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Inconceivable!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Truly the Ebert of literature.
        But Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is kino.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I start with Harry Bloom, fellas?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Western Canon: The Books and School of the Ages (1994)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorcerers Stone

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harold Bloom would have loved biggro0ve

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine actually naming your book “Abberations in the Heartland of the Real.” How far your head has to be up your own ass

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