Ladies, what is your masturbation routine?

Ladies, what is your masturbation routine?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fucking virgin idiot i hope u die

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are women so insanely hateful?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am a man im just not retard

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the image source? Who's the artist?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do women really grab their tits when they masturbate?

      jesus christ such a bunch of fucking virgins

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the image source? Who's the artist?

        Repeating the request, if anyone knows. Who's the artist?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey anon next to your post number there's a little triangle. you ever wonder what that does?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hey anon next to your post number there's a little triangle. you ever wonder what that does?
            why would anon want post hidden or reported smug homo?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It shows me some menu that doesn't solve my issue. Who's the artist?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is bait right? you are so retarded that I cant even help you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do a reverse image search on the pic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Repeating the request, if anyone knows. Who's the artist?

      Just use saucenao you fucking dorks. I did for you, though: the artist is BadiLave and the character is yorra_villeneuve on Gelbooru.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do women really grab their tits when they masturbate?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes they feel good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't men also rub their nipples when fapping?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends
        some men don't feel anything from their nipples, some do

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, there's no pleasurable sensation in the nips for me. I'd be willing to get them removed just from the embarrassment caused when I'm cold.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing I touch is my dick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rub, no; pinch, yes.
        It felt good even before I knew about sex, I once literally said:
        > Mummy, why does my willy stick up when I squirt my water pistol at my nipples?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did your mom react to a 31 year old saying that?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            She took my water pistol away.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              heartless bitch. a man needs his water pistol.

      • 5 months ago
        Catboy

        i dont legally need to answer that also cute image

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely not. i think it would feel good if a foid licked on them though.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, mainly because it doesnt feel as good. its alright, but id rather just fap. however, the times ive had someone do it to me, its been super intense. one of the few times i was literally shaking after cumming.
        ive unironically had two of my gfs ask me if i do so im pretending like this isnt bait.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It seems the large majority of other males don't really target their nipples. Personally, I have a notable erogenous response to nipple stimulus, and it is weird to think of it otherwise. Gently rubbing back and forth or subtly flicking with little force is the best. It's all light work, but it's surprisingly gratifying. Pinching/kneading it and the surrounding breast is nice too, but it's more like an intermission 'grind' to the primary nipple experience if I do. I imagine this sort of thing might be accentuated in the more tender, sensitive breasts of women, but I am still fond of it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've tried a few times and it didn't feel any different.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no. Have you ever met a woman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know one who does, and who even has full nipple/breast orgasms, but I feel like that's an outlier of a case. That probably changes from woman to woman, it's also a fact that in some cases women can climax from breastfeeding, even.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do women really grab their tits when they masturbate?
      I've never really felt anything from gripping the entire boob, but playing with your nipples feels incredible. It's pretty much impossible for me to masturbate without touching them because it feels so much better if I do. I wish I had 3 hands so I could rub all 3 pleasure points at once.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all 3 pleasure points at once.
        both nipples and vagina/clit? or is there a 3rd secret one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >or is there a 3rd secret one?
          Yeah, there's actually a secret cum button on the seventh vertebra of the female spine.

          (Nah I meant what you thought.)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        aren't there hands free toys you can use

        >I could rub all 3 pleasure points at once.
        >be male
        >only have one which was half removed by the israelites at birth
        i envy you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >aren't there hands free toys you can use
          Yeah, I should probably buy some pill vibrators for my nipples or something. Still living with family, though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe they have some more quiet options i guess

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only have one
          What about your balls and your prostate?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you like if someone kissed them and sucked on them?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Would you like if someone kissed them and sucked on them?
          I don't know, maybe? It's hard to say because that doesn't involve a rubbing motion. I guess if tongue was involved.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's hard to say
            You haven't experienced that yet?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've never had a boyfriend, and my boobs are too small to suck on them myself.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've never had a boyfriend
                And why is that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And why is that?
                I'm on LULZ, why do you think?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That does not imply you have to be single.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That does not imply you have to be single.
                I'm an ugly mentally ill incompetent loser who is afraid of people. Does that answer your question?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ugly mentally ill incompetent loser
                Someone could still love you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Someone could still love you.
                Well I've waited 30 years. I don't think it's going to happen.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever made yourself available?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Have you ever made yourself available?
                >mentally ill incompetent loser who is afraid of people

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could make a dating app account

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you in europe and do you play vidya?
                If yes be my gf

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See how simple is

                Are you in europe and do you play vidya?
                If yes be my gf

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say that as if that's going to stop anyone here. Now please post your suckable boobs.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, don't fall for the memes. When you start believing the shit you see here as facts you've fallen for trollception.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Many reasons actually.
                Starting from mental issues, to being, to being ugly, to simply not wanting the hassle of dealing with another person
                So what is it.
                If tits are small, that excludes being fat, so good start already.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Allow me to offer a hand, m'lady!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a guy and I've always felt weird about how sensitive my nip nops are like just my shirt rubbing against them gets them hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only when I jerk off to men.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait til bf leaves the house (he's picking up lunch or going on a beer run or going to the bank)
    >get my vibrator out
    >go to /gif/ or literotica or fanfiction.net and enjoy smut
    >finish and go back to shitposting before bf gets home
    It's fun it's like a game. It brings back the thrill of masturbation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are basically cheating on him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm cheating on him with a guy named Buzz I keep in my drawer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does he not dick you down often enough?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah come on anon. That's just retarded. You don't have an emotional connection to toys or fanfics when you use them for masturbation, but if you did that WOULD be the problem. Issues start springing up when women prefer vibrators to actual sex with their boyfriends, or when guys prefer porn to their girlfriends. I mean, it's true that in times of puberty there's a bit of a thrill to touching yourself, right? So what's wrong with getting it back somehow?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when women prefer vibrators to actual sex with their boyfriends, or when guys prefer porn to their girlfriends
          Well, this is what it always leads to. That's why you should be loyal and completely devoted.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you can be loyal but also have your own alone time. God knows 70% of this board wouldn't quit porn even if they got a girlfriend. There's healthy ways to direct that leftover sexual energy. Or are you saying you wouldn't jack off if your hypothetical girlfriend went on a trip for a week?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, most of this board is degenerate. I would jack off to her. My ex gf used to send me nudes when we were not able to meet. If you can rationalize cheating with masturbation, you can also rationalize cheating with another person. There is no compromise, you either are loyal or not.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My ex gf
                yah i bet you're whore was a dimepiece too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, she wasn't and had a lot of mental problems. But I don't see how that's relevant.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she wasn't and had a lot of mental problems
                you know they say don't stick your dick in crazy but you just had to go ahead and do it anyway didn't you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                In my opinion all women are crazy more or less, as they are driven more by random emotions than cold hard logic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In my opinion all women are crazy more or less, as they are driven more by random emotions than cold hard logic.
                yeah. Anyways i'd like to discuss your relationship with your ex gf you keep trying to change the subject but it's clear that this is still very painful and traumatic for you so don't worry bud i won't reopen old wounds and hurt your pussy, well not today at least.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't painful. We went from loving each other to hating each other. At the end it was just endless arguing, so I broke up with her. It seems to me that women either want someone weak who they can manipulate however they want or someone who will go very hard on them and keep them in line.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man you seem to have a very strict "she can only cum with me" mentality. Vibrators aren't people, and unless she prefers masturbating to actual sex then there really is no issue. The entire point of the offense in cheating is the betrayal. A cheating partner will outright leave their main parter in a sex drought, or they'll have sex as a chore, truly enjoying it with someone else. As long as you have a healthy relationship, what's the actual problem? The fact that she reads erotica or fanfictions? Well, who says that she's not thinking of her boyfriend as the man in the stories? Or in the case of fanfiction, how is she going to cheat on you with fucking Sasuke? Sasuke's not real. And 70% of this board wouldn't stop beating it to hentai either.

                I think you're just insecure, I honestly would not mind if a future girlfriend of mine had her own masturbation habits. Hell, I'd be happy to be involved in them too. There's a lot more fun to be had if you share, and also if you give each other space from time to time. That's how a healthy relationship works.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not demanding any more than I can give back. If you have to get your sexual pleasure from other sources, that simply says your partner is not good enough for you. Relationships should be about sacrifice. Nobody can compete with the novelty and endless supply of the porn and fanfictions. But if you love someone, the least you can and should do is to be loyal and exclusive to them. Or it's just a farce, like the "open relationships". Again, I know I might be alone in this, but I do have some principles I stick to.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well of course, I agree with the exclusivity thing. That's the entire point of monogamy, and we're losing that idea slowly as a society. But I just think you're being a bit too strict with that. I respect that you'd never think of something that isn't your hypothetical girlfriend, and I'd do that too, but I don't see why that has to include a masturbation ban unless there's considerable distance. At this point masturbation is just another part of someone's sex life. Maybe that would work for a partner with less of a sex drive, but I personally wouldn't want to be that controlling of the body of someone I love. I'd trust them to direct that energy towards healthy avenues, so what's the problem with that? I mean, if my hypothetical girlfriend loves me so much, then what's the actual threat of her owning a Hitachi? I could use it on her too from time to time as well, it's a plus more than anything.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if my hypothetical girlfriend loves me so much, then what's the actual threat of her owning a Hitachi
                I am repeating myself, but if you love someone very much, you would not have problem proving it by being loyal. Everyone can say it, but it has to be shown by actions, not words. I see it as mutually beneficial, because if we are exclusive, we are also way more horny for each other.
                You wouldn't want to be controlling of her body? Well, than make peace with being a cuck. Either she understands I want her only for myself or she can share herself with whomever she wants.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Self pleasure isn't disloyal

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is, when the target of it is not your partner. You are free to believe whatever you want, but my position is consistent.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're wack, glad you aren't my bf

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I am. Enjoy your porn coomer, I guess.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                hate that the only person in this thread having such based opinions is a man

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you hate that? But yeah, I'd expect that more women than men would agree with that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, because sex takes so much effort than masturbating. How can you cheat on someone with yourself? And by "controlling" I don't mean letting her fuck other dudes, hell no. There's exclusivity and then there's just forcing someone to not do things they enjoy merely out of their own insecurity. I don't get what exactly is the issue: that she touches herself, that she uses toys or that she reads porn. Which one is it?

                I believe in loyalty by principle. As in, I can trust someone else to not betray me. So that means I don't have to impose rules with someone else, there'd already be a common consensus. So why do you feel like you have to prevent someone you love from doing these things?

                It is, when the target of it is not your partner. You are free to believe whatever you want, but my position is consistent.

                Well, what do you mean by that? Is the problem the erotica, or the vibrator? Or the fact that she touches herself at all?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's just forcing someone to not do things they enjoy merely out of their own insecurity
                What if she enjoys flirting with random men? Would that be okay because well, you can't be insecure? What if she has male friend and she wants to spend time with him alone? It is not insecurity, it's boundaries. She can touch herself, I can touch myself, but no getting off to other people. I thought that was clear from beginning. I always viewed my own masturbation as a pitiful and shameful cope for not having a loving partner in my life. Sexual pleasure without love is hollow and unsatisfying, it's parody of the real thing. Having a partner and still rather busting a nut to other person just doesn't compute for me. If there isn't exclusivity, there is nothing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thought crimes aren't cheating

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy, I literally said that she could perfectly be fantasising about her boyfriend while reading erotica. You know that sort of thing is made for self-insertion, right? But you seem to also feel threatened by a partner owning toys. Yeah, fantasising about someone else who isn't your partner is kind of shitty, I never said otherwise. Kinda seems like we're on the same boat, but you have more self-shame than I do. Chillax dude. Also I never said anything about letting her flirt with other men lol stop putting words in my mouth

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not threatened by toys. I already made my point multiple times. Majority of people want their partner to be sexually exclusive to them. I just increase it to complete orgasm exclusiveness. It is not matter of shame. It's just basic loyalty which should be the basis of the relationship.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao you are completely delusional and a virgin incel

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not a virgin, though. I just have principles and I don't want to compromise on them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound obnoxiously insecure

                I'm gonna fuck your girl and show her what a real man is like, dear lord she would need it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                According to you, a real man is probably a cuck.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fucks your girl
                >>w-well you're just a cuck!
                ooh ouch you got me, I'm so hurt, I'll never recover. I think I'll go cry into your girl's fat cheeks and soaking pussy I'm so distraught over this verbal assault. how can I continue with the knowledge her pathetic boyfriend thinks I'm a cuck? it's over for me...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's over for me...
                Yes it is, because you are posting such horseshit here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel sorry for your ex for having to put up with such a weak-willed loser. I would've beat the shit out of you if you tried to pull some 'masturbation rules' bs on me. if you need to care that much about "loyalty" you're never gonna find a loyal woman to begin with. loyalty is inspired, not ordained, but a weak bitch like you likely won't ever truly understand this.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How much would you enjoy coming home and seeing your boyfriend watching and beating off to some slut getting gangbanged?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd plop down on the couch and join in

                you're so sexually stunted you probably didn't even conceive people could be so comfortable in their relationships that they could do that together, could you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                People do many fucked up things like open relationships, cuckoldry and so on. Does not mean I have to like it. Comfort my ass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                this isn't the 50s dude, women don't tolerate being treated like sex slaves anymore. you can cope and seethe about this idea all you want but that is the reality we currently live in. you're free to enjoy getting no pussy ever, of course, but know that if you try to force your dumbass worldview on every girl you come across you're going to get your heart broken one way or another 100% of the time. you can't bring in this attitude and expect girls to forfeit all autonomy just to be with your mid ass any longer than it takes them to realize what it is you're doing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just be cuck it's 2022 bro
                Relationship without loyalty has absolutely zero value to me.
                >forfeit all autonomy
                You are being over dramatic. I ask no more than what I am willing to do. It's fucking sad this is now supposed to be something impossible.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's the facts dude. it's not about loyalty, it's about being able to meet your partner's needs, and giving them the freedom to let sort through it on their own if you aren't able to provide. this doesn't mean "go ahead and sleep with any guy you see", it means 'for the love of god trust your partner enough to not feel the need to give them a self-report survey stating they thought of you the entire time they were masturbating (as specified in the relationship contract you made them sign)'

                your girl has her own sex drive and sex needs, just like anyone else on the planet does. they're *not* always going to perfectly line up with yours. if you aren't able to provide, even for perfectly legitimate reasons like work schedules, mood, ect, she's going to take matters into her own hands with or without your approval. just because she jills off to porn doesn't mean she wants to leave you. she just wants to bust a nut. there's no deeper meaning involved. just because she's watching porn that you didn't star in doesn't mean she'd rather be dating the guys in that. even if she thinks they're hot, there's a million and one reasons why she can't actually go and date the random-ass porn actor she's watching, and she *knows* this. your girlfriend watching porn isn't a personal failure on your end. she's not doing it to get away from you, she's watching it to CUM. she still likes you just as much as before she got off. it's nothing personal whatsoever, and the fact that guys ever think otherwise betrays their massive amounts of sexual insecurity.

                1/2

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                girls are their own independent people with their own needs that they need to meet. you're there to help out with that, but don't think that just because you're there means that she's giving you complete control over everything sexual in her life. she's going to dump you if you try to control her like that. she's not doing it because she's tired of you and doesn't want you anymore, she's doing it to take care of herself without having to trouble you more than she thinks is reasonable. it's perfectly okay to not be, like, some fantastical superhuman that can do everything perfectly. just be the best partner you can be and don't get all sweaty and insecure about it when you've met your limits. it's not your fault!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                girls are their own independent people with their own needs that they need to meet. you're there to help out with that, but don't think that just because you're there means that she's giving you complete control over everything sexual in her life. she's going to dump you if you try to control her like that. she's not doing it because she's tired of you and doesn't want you anymore, she's doing it to take care of herself without having to trouble you more than she thinks is reasonable. it's perfectly okay to not be, like, some fantastical superhuman that can do everything perfectly. just be the best partner you can be and don't get all sweaty and insecure about it when you've met your limits. it's not your fault!

                You can write as much as you want, I am not going to compromise on this. Obviously I can't see what's in her head when she masturbates, just as I can't track every second of her life to be sure she is not cheating. But I do not need or want to. Because I am approaching this from the perspective that we both want this and we both do this together for the greater good of our relationship. So if I have to control, convince or force someone, that means I already lost. Either she wants to be loyal to me as much as I want to be loyal to her, or it's not happening. Relationships are not supposed to be about freedom - like I can do whatever I want and my partner is there just to agree, support and validate me. There must be rules, hard boundaries and there must be sacrifice. I am not really asking for much here, masturbation sucks and porn is disgusting in general.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, I agree with you outside of the "orgasm exclusiveness". That's a tad too much. Masturbating doesn't take nearly as much effort as sex with someone else does, at least on the emotional side. I think you just have a complex between sexual pleasure itself and feelings, when the act of sex is not just physical, but mental. I don't see why a girl can't cum by herself if she's at the very least thinking of you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >girl can't cum by herself if she's at the very least thinking of you.
                That is exactly what I mean. I have done it before myself.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, in all honesty that just kind of seems like your own complex. I guess we have to agree to disagree there, I honestly don't mind if my hypothetical girl cums by herself every once in a while if she wants to as long as she only has sex with me. Mutual space can be important too, that's just what I think though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I wanted to say she can masturbate to me and that I have done it this way with my ex. So it can work.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah. Well you've been kind of confusing in what exactly your problem has been throughout this whole talk, but it looks like we never really disagreed at all. What a weird talk lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where exactly was I confusing? No having sex with someone else, no masturbating to someone else. And we take care of our sexual needs together. It's just basic loyalty. It's a damn shame this has to be said at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's the thing, "take care of our sexual needs together" kind of makes it sound like you don't want her to touch herself on her own at all. This whole talk was even motivated by that one woman's mention of toys. I get your point and I totally agree, but I don't know if I was the idiot or if you kind of shifted your stance like 3 times, no offense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I understand there are some times when we can't do it together. But to be honest if we are not separated, then there isn't most likely any reason to masturbate. My ex used to give me oral and handjobs when we didn't want to do the whole deal, and I returned the favor. I assure you I don't shift my stances on relationships ever.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want a boyfriend who fucks me while we look at hentai together. Is that acceptable within your prudish views?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is kinda on the edge of it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? We would both be consenting to it. The people in hentai aren't even real.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Or are you saying you wouldn't jack off if your hypothetical girlfriend went on a trip for a week?

              Only to her.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              the difference is the man is down to fuck 24/7 while woman arent nearly as horny and they are wasting one of the few times they are in the mood while he is gone. its not the same.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if they got a girlfriend
              the scenario is too farfetch for me to properly consider it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Issues start springing up when women prefer vibrators to actual sex with their boyfriends
          The manfolk are so naive and innocent. It's cute

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just fuck him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >women
        >fuck their partner after the honey-moon phase
        After the enamor wears off from what I believe women become massively asexual in partnership.
        Women need to be attracted to the person to want to fuck them, and most women lose their sense of attraction to the man when they realize the man will do whatever they ask because being with a woman is more important than self-respect
        At that point, women stay with men out of convenience. It's likely why polyamory is becoming more popular. As women can express themselves more freely, they're more willing to talk about how shitty a lot of men become
        It's really only a small portion of men who will actually consistently be themself, and won't just adopt whatever personality get's them pussy. Even people that claim their unique or not like that will still bite their tongue if they believe a woman will be with them in any capacity

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          incel delusions originally

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not an incel delusion. That's a normie fact of life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only one reply, rest of thread arguing about it lol

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls dont masturbate, they go on tinder and get a free dinner with their dicking

  6. 5 months ago
    China Shill

    imagine a smelly incel forcing himself on me.
    Not gonna fail nnn this year

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No routine but there is usually only one week a month i am actually horny. It happens due to my hormonal cycle, and it's the week right before my period starts. Also sometimes but rarely I masturbate during my period to relieve cramping or if I'm with my bf in person and he gets me worked up.
    I usually go to /gif/ and see if there's any thread up that actually appeals to me, or i open one of the comfy saved fanfics I have used to masturbate for almost 10 years now, using those are pretty routine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can you even browse /gif/ I have to like open shit in advance because if im in the moment I dont want to be jump scared by rekt threads etc

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saved this webm yesterday, saw it here on LULZ. I can't even watch it anymore because of how intense it is. Be honest lads.. have any of you made a woman orgasm like that?
    I think once you feel that sensation there is no going back. She'll have to sink further and further into fetishes in order to chase that high

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had an orgasm, what does it feel like?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mate i couldnt even make myself cum like that let alone a woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have GOT to find me one of those!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vibrator wand and a and egg vibrator and a thick dildo and another dildo in her butt to achieve orgasm
      This is the female version of deathgrip

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously
        Except I want to say death grip is better
        This woman has a pretty rough life ahead of her sexually, she seems pretty young to already be at that level
        >mfw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but I did make a women cum like 7 times in one night. She's my wife now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are all are depressingly retarded kek the liquid is coming out of her urethra, you can tell by how high up it is, the bartholin glands are located way more inferioly inside the vaginal opening. she is pissing. and you can voluntarily flex your pussy like that especially if youre trying as hard as her, see her butthole is also contracting bc shes squeezing so hard that shes engaging her anal muscles as well.
      probably a waste of time to explain that to pornbrains but oh well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not one soul in this thread tried to say she wasnt pissing retard who are you arguing with?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had an ex who came like this during sex. She was the only one who I'm 100% never faked it. Fuck bros.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck I kek'd hard at that orange dild shooting lightspeed out of her ass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so i guess this is a good moment to start a topic around this. but any coomers noticed how many women are fine doing complete degenerate behaviour like pissing in their own face.
      i mean i get very horny myself when i edge for an entire day, but never did i even thought about pissing in my face. i dont even do anal, even though i like the feeling. but iam not degenerate enough to touch my clean anus just to get off more, yet all women have no problem with that. pissing, anal. licking their fingers all the time etc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure. Maybe they're just wired to be more submissive? Or maybe they're just playing a part.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sticking a dildo in your ass past the sphincter is a great way to get it stuck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is very faked and I'm concerned you could possibly think otherwise
      We don't do this. There's a bit of involuntary quivering but nothing like that. There is no woman on earth who orgasms like that without it being largely proformative.

      I had an ex who came like this during sex. She was the only one who I'm 100% never faked it. Fuck bros.

      >She was the only one who I'm 100% never faked
      She absolutely was, the others were the ones that weren't

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    which fembots here rub their butthole too

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek. women arent real theyre a cia psyop to get you guys to run vans into crowds of children

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >masturbation routine
    we're not like guys that can only stroke it, there's so many ways to masturbate as a biofem it would be a waste to have a "routine"
    >t. top 500 grandmaster c00mer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well do you have any favorites or preferences

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hard to say, using water jets or like a water faucet is mind blowing because normally you are used to getting off with solid stuff. rubbing against something has a kink factor depending on what you rub against, squeezing your legs makes it so you can have an orgasm ANYWHERE, including public places without anyone knowing, anal blows my mind but you have to be extra careful and can't fully let go or you end up peeing yourself, anything that vibrates feels nice, flicking the bean is a convenient and comfy classic, etc, etc.
        i could go on forever

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >squeezing your legs makes it so you can have an orgasm ANYWHERE, including public places without anyone knowing
          What

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao wait, you didn't know? do guys actually don't know? LOL

            how often do you masturbate originally

            multiple times a day

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I have no idea how that works, please explain.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really expect NEET virgins to know what women actually do in their private life? They assume your ability to have multiple orgasms is why you're all sluts.

                i wasn't aware it wasn't something well known, i might have to keep the secret then lol

                >multiple times a day
                i envy you femcoomers beyond all comprehension

                i'm a shut-in khhv neet with severe social anxiety and a masturbation addiction, it's so bad I wouldn't even be able to have a normal relationship even if i found someone...
                there's really nothing to envy anon don't worry

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm a shut-in khhv neet with severe social anxiety and a masturbation addiction, it's so bad I wouldn't even be able to have a normal relationship even if i found someone...
                >there's really nothing to envy anon don't worry
                anon you are LITERALLY describing my ideal life. what you have is already much better than anything i could realistically attain

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don't know what you're saying, i have to live in fantasy land because i'm just unable of normal social interaction

                >it's so bad I wouldn't even be able to have a normal relationship even if i found someone
                How can you know that? Maybe the dick would fix you?

                maybe? or maybe my theoretical bf would get mad that i have to get off each couple of hours while he can only have sex once per day

                Doesn't she need to move her legs, I mean, rub them together?

                you can cross your legs and move one up and down, idk how to explain it but it just looks like you're impatient or bored while you're actually having a great time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can cross your legs and move one up and down, idk how to explain it but it just looks like you're impatient or bored while you're actually having a great time
                Holy shit, women do this often? Male sexuality really is limited.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >be me back in school doing that in classroom
                >"oh, i'm going to sneeze!"
                >cover my face
                >have an eye rolling orgasm
                >"huh? the sneeze went away"
                good times lol

                I don't really edge, so I don't know if doing that will be more pleasurable for me. But I don't think I get the brain melt though, at least not in the last little while.

                how much does it takes you to get there?

                Where do you live? Tfw no femcoomer European gf

                in not-europe, sorry anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have an eye rolling orgasm
                How can you keep quiet during all that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you also make weird sounds right before sneezing so it's the perfect cover up!

                Fuck, the "melt my brain" part sounds so fucking hot. I'd give anything to make a girl feel like that.

                maybe one day anon? you would need to have a gf with enough trust to tell you where and how she likes the most and guide you i would think, i don't think you'll ever know on your own tbh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you jerk off in public? Is the high any better? How do you clean up?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do you jerk off in public?
                i used to back when i was forced to go out for school, now i'm a shut-in so no more public masturbation
                >is the high any better?
                it does add to the experience, but in my case i would do it because i'm such a horni girl i'm not physically able to be that many hours without masturbating, so i just had to do it at school
                >how do you clean up?
                you don't lol, i would get back home with wet panties and throw them right away to the washing machine hoping they wouldn't become crusty
                or if i was alone like in lunch break i would slightly pull down my panties to avoid that mess

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how much does it takes you to get there?
                Idk, I think about like 5-10 minutes. Maybe 2 if I'm rushing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe if you take more time it will build up to a bigger one

                >greentext
                giwtwm lol

                [...]
                >i can also voice chat in games with ppl who i've been playing for a long time and with some even discord, but there's not much of those
                that's still socialization. you're basically living my dream life of being a girl that shitposts, masturbates, and plays vidya with some close frens. idk what else to say.

                >i would unironically like to be married and be a housewife, that way i could be both a shut-in neet but also productive and not khhv
                so you're just wanting for more or less the same lifestyle but with more company?
                do you want kids?

                >sexually active friends
                >claims to not be able to have a social life
                >has friends

                >basically living my dream
                i do all that, but i'm also overweight, really short, have unironical tism and everyone makes fun of me, so not as cool as you would think
                >you're just wanting for more or less the same lifestyle but with more company?
                i would say having someone to love forever and that loves you back forever in a non-family way is a life changer, so i wouldn't say it's the same
                >do you want kids?
                hell no lol i want my SOs complete love and attention just for me and no one else
                >has friends
                but i said i discord with some ppl? even if we don't know each other irl i consider them friends since we play and talk together often, and it happens some of them are girls who do the whole dating app thing so they know stuff about boys

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I might try building up to a bigger one, and edging more. I'm doing NNN now, but I don't know how much longer I can last. To go nofap, I have to be doing something most of the day, and I'm kind of doing nothing this month. Is it true that the only way for a women to orgasm in through the clit?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm doing NNN now
                i can't even understand how people are able to lol
                >is it true that the only way for a women to orgasm is through the clit?
                i'm virgin so i can't put stuff into my coochie to know, i imagine i could achieve one only through my bootyhole but it would take much more time and don't imagine it would feel as good

                how do they feel in general though? is there any way to describe it?

                >how do they feel in general though? is there any way to describe it?
                like the best feeling in all time, the biggest pleasure and nothing comes even close, like a huge pleasure that blows in your coochie and sends shockwaves through your body until it gets to the back of your brain and makes you do the dumbest of faces, a feeling so strong it makes you lose control of your body and that's why i'm addicted to it lol
                or if i just have a quick one it feels like nice tickles that leave me wishing for more

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's why i'm addicted to it lol
                man it doesn't even feel good for men and we're addicted

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >man it doesn't even feel good for men and we're addicted
                then why is it addicting for you guys?

                >i'm virgin so i can't put stuff into my coochie to know
                Would it even matter? You can still put stuff of there. Most women break their hymens by themselves anyways. Maybe try it?

                >Would it even matter? You can still put stuff of there. Most women break their hymens by themselves anyways. Maybe try it?
                not all hymens are the same, some leave enough space or are flexible enough so you can put a finger, but mine completely covers the vajayjay or at least that's what it feels like so if i try to explore there i get like a bad piercing sensation, it really hurts so i stay away from that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you should go to a doctor and check it out. I don't think that's normal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i have a really embarrassing story about it which don't feel comfortable to tell but believe me, it's normal and can happen just google "hymen" and you'll see a bunch of different shapes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see. How deep is your vagina? How many ways do you jerk off? And do you have any questions for a man?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How deep is your vagina?
                i wouldn't know, i said i can't put stuff inside
                >How many ways do you jerk off?
                so many i couldn't number them i think lol
                >do you have any questions for a man
                yes, how often do you do it? what do you do with all the semen when it comes out?
                ... have you tasted it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how often do I do it
                About daily, but I'm on NNN as I said, so I'm trying to rein it in. I might fail soon.
                >what do I do with the semen
                I clean it up with toilet paper, and flush it down
                >have I tasted it
                I have once. It was salty, I only had a drop though, and I don't think I'll ty it again

                I have some more questions for you. What do you get off too, and how ugly do you think you are?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >About daily
                daily once... or more than once per day?
                >I clean it up with toilet paper and flush it down
                does it like flies everywhere and then you have to clean like your keyboard and stuff with the paper?
                >I have once
                did it squirt into your face or did you lick it from somewhere else after it flew out?
                have you asked any friend of yours if they have also tasted it? (i'm really curious about the taste lol)

                >What do you get off to
                it depends a lot, i don't watch porn regularly but i do some times, some times i just have some fantasies or sometimes i co0m without any porn or fantasy, just to the feeling of doing it
                >how ugly do you think you are?
                ugly enough, like a smurf but pale skin, not as in "white as milk" skin, but dead looking sick unhealthy pale skin

                do you have a recurring fantasy or fetish while doing it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >daily once...
                Yes, sometimes more than once per day
                >does it fly out everywhere
                It does shoot our a good distance sometimes, but I usually clench my foreskin during the actual climax. I don't know if anyone else does it, but it's cleaner. But it can fly maybe about a foot if I don't do that. Never actually measured though.
                >did it squirt on my face
                I was bored one night, and decided to try it, never asked any of my friends, though internet sources agree with me.
                >Do I have a recurring fantasy
                No
                So, do women actually squirt, or is that a porn myth. What actually happens to the body while you cum? WHen you do watch porn what type do you like?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sometimes more than once per day
                what's your record?
                >clench my foreskin
                can all the semen actually fit there? does it stretch kinda like a condom?
                >do women actually squirt
                i'm not sure myself, i've had something like that happen when playing with my bootyhole while masturbating but it wasn't near the amount or strength or how far it reaches like in porn. for me it feels like you co0m so hard you get strong contractions and your body just gives up and you pee yourself a little bit. i'm not really sure what it is or if it's even the same thing, all i know is that at least for me it doesn't look like porn at all. you can also tell when it's going to happen and hold it in time, but it's not cool that you can't just let go
                >what actually happens to your body while you cum?
                your soul actually leaves you body and reaches heaven while your body contracts as if being shocked with electricity lol
                >when you watch porn what type do you like?
                some really vanilla and some really sick

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what's your record
                I think 5
                >can all the semen fit there
                I think so, it does stretch a lot, but I think it backs up down my urethra. It's just something I do so I can keep it cleaner if I jerk off on my bed so it doesn't get on the sheets when I go to clean myself up.
                Whats the best orgasm you ever had? What's your ideal penis size if you could get it? Do you prefer cut or uncut? You should also ask a doctor to tear your hymen for you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think 5
                that's a good number for guys, right? do you do sports or something?
                >backs up down my urethra
                doesn't that... hurt? why don't you just let it over yourself like the other anons?
                >Whats the best orgasm you ever had?
                hard to tell since i do it so much, i guess my first orgasm is always going to be really memorable, also i've said already previously in LULZ that i used to masturbate in the classroom at middle school while everyone was out having lunch break, i would test myself to see how many times i could co0m before lunch break ended, sometimes i would feel like passing out from all the excitement and orgasms lol it was awesome
                >ideal penis size
                i'm khhv so i'm not picky, i don't even know the range of sizes tbh
                >cut or uncut?
                i didn't understand this one
                >You should also ask a doctor to tear your hymen for you
                i'll do it if i marry him lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do I do sports
                Yes, I did
                >does it hurt
                It doesn't. I'm not sure what happens, but just holding your foreskin shut just keeps it cleaner. I don't like cleaning my semen off my body, it's sticky.
                >don't' understand
                Weather a guy has a foreskin or not.
                So, do you get off to this thread, and should I stop my nofap streak? Also, do you play with your butt too? What'syour go too method to get off? Just rubbing yourself?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't like cleaning my semen off my body, it's sticky
                i mean you can always shower afterwards

                >weather a guy has a foreskin or not
                i really can't tell the difference so i think i don't care tbh
                >do you get off to this thread
                yes, i'm using all you guys as material. i'm sorry but i already came twice and keep going
                >should I stop my nofap streak?
                up to you anon, i don't find any meaning in NNN but it seems important for you guys
                >do you play with your butt too?
                yes, i don't do it always but i enjoy it
                >What's your go too method to get off?
                i have a lot of methods, the variety is something I enjoy a lot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you could have a dude for a night, what would you do with him? How can I find some girls like you to talk about this stuff with? Would you swallow a load? What does it feel like to be wet, and how wet is the vagina? What was the method you used when jerking to this thread? Do you have any more questions for guys?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you could have a dude for a night, what would you do with him?
                not really a "one night" kind of person tbh so maybe i would just get to know him
                >How can I find some girls like you to talk about this stuff with?
                i don't really know, obviously i'm not as open about this stuff if i'm not anonymous so even i wouldn't know
                >Would you swallow a load?
                i'm actually really curious and interested in that, it gets me really hot to imagine it and it's a recurring fantasy
                >What does it feel like to be wet and how wet is the vagina?
                depends on how horni i am, sometimes i just get a little wet out of nowhere and sometimes i soak my panties. while masturbating i get wet enough to wet my bedsheets if i'm not careful
                >What was the method you used when jerking to this thread?
                i'm laying on my bed on my stomach, with a stuffed animal between my legs and i'm humping it while reading and replying. i already came 3 times and i'm still doing it rn
                >Do you have any more questions for guys?
                do you guys touch any other part aside of pp while masturbating?
                what do you guys think about me co0ming to your posts and using you as material?

                it's so curious, i'm not a whore so i don't feel the need to have sex with any of you (i'm sorry) but at the same time you make me so horni i can't help myself but to keep masturbating over and over, what is this?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                hot. i might have to fap too :3

                >do you guys touch any other part aside of pp while masturbating?
                sometimes i sweeuze my balls or pull on them sort of. if im really gowing slow i like rubbing inside of my things. the thing i change most is what part of my dick i play with (head/ shaft) or my grip
                >what do you guys think about me co0ming to your posts and using you as material?
                its very hot anon <3

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                which part feels better? head or shaft? how strong do you grip to feel the best?

                >not really a "one night" kind of person tbh so maybe i would just get to know him
                NTA, but probably meant as a way to ask what you'd like to to him/him to you.

                >what do you guys think about me co0ming to your posts and using you as material?
                Idc, I think it's kinda hot, actually.
                >do you guys touch any other part aside of pp while masturbating?
                It can be nice to play with my balls sometimes, tho it's not as stimulating. Nipples are pretty sensitive too and add to the experience.

                do you pinch your nipples or rub them? i also like to play with mines

                i'm glad you find it hot hehe

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Head is the most sensitive, so depending on how you do it, it can feel amazing or just hurt. Shaft feels nice, but the head is where it's at.

                >do you pinch your nipples or rub them? i also like to play with mines
                Depends on how intense I want it to be. Usually I rub them, but pinching them can feel really good.

                And now it's back you. How do you play with yours?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you stroke the head or do any other motion?
                i'm really flat chested, but i still feel nice to rub around my nipples and then gently pinching them but not really hard or rough

                anons ngl i'm getting close again

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I stroke the head, I'll also rub slowly in a circular motion and it's really good to stroke the entire thing, softly from base to head a few times.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i change the speed. slow is nice when im just browsing porn keeps me stimulated and feels good but not gonna make me cum. sometimes ill go as fast as i can leading up to cumming then slowing down so i can edge. its good to mix it up with slow then add in bursts of fast. or gradually build up then down. when im cumming ill usually go fast then stop right when im cummign and hold my dick becuase stroking while cumming is too intense

                I'll like to trace my nails around my areolas or pinch to the point of hurting if I want to distract myself and keep going. Do you have some sort of media to take this off to? I've never talked to someone this into edging and masturbating and just talking about it.

                couldn't keep edging anymore and this made me finish lol
                thank you every anon that contributed in me having 4 mind blowing Os haha
                if anyone hasn't finished yet you can keep asking stuff to help you on your journey lol
                i'm going to take a shower now, i can keep phone posting from there but i'll be slower if you want to keep asking stuff.
                >do you have some sort of media to take this off to?
                sorry anon, i'm not brave enough to talk about this if i'm not anonymous

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >phone posting on LULZ while youre in the shower

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm going to take a shower now, i can keep phone posting from there
                how long are your showers wtf?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like 30mins if it's the shower and maybe 45-60 if bathtub, why?

                Fuck you, now I'm horny.
                It's 4 am and I don't have any time to masturbate reeee.

                I'M SORRY LOL
                do you have to work or something?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Like 30mins if it's the shower and maybe 45-60 if bathtub, why?
                my parents would get pissed at me if i took showers that long thats why

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not on sundays but still, I hate fucking up my sleep schedule and me having to pick out something to masterbait to and then actually doing the deed will be delaying my sleep further and further.
                That sucks.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck you, now I'm horny.
                It's 4 am and I don't have any time to masturbate reeee.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A shame. I'm a going to be sad when this thread falls off but know but know if we were in person I would have left my mark all over you and used the mess as lube to bring you to another orgasm. Now I'm going to abuse my fleshlight thinking about all this

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I stroke the head, I'll also rub slowly in a circular motion and it's really good to stroke the entire thing, softly from base to head a few times.

                As others said, speed is also very important. When I'm about to cook I go really fast and tighten my grip a bit. I start of slowly, while also playing with my nipples getting to the point when I'm completely hard and then take up the speed slowly until I'm almost there. And then back to slow again so I can edge.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon you're going to make me go for another round lol
                my poor plushie that i used to hump also needs to take a shower on the washing machine after this lol poor thing

                except you are practically living my dream life
                like you don't understand i'm serious you don't know how jealous i am

                if only you knew how hard things are anon

                >phone posting on LULZ while youre in the shower

                ? is that wrong? i mean it's not like i can bring my pc there lol and my phone is waterproof

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >? is that wrong? i mean it's not like i can bring my pc there lol and my phone is waterproof
                its like 5 minutes lol. i will admit i take my phone and fleshlight in the shower to coom though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh nooo no, it takes me way more, but i imagine my routine is also longer than a guys.
                i don't leave the water running all the time if that's your concern?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont care about the water thats just seems like a really long time to shower but yeh ur routine is defferent
                do you amsturbate in the shower much?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if only you knew how hard things are anon
                not to be rude, but in what ways? sure if i was literally in your exact position things could be better, but overall from what you describe you are MUCH closer to my ideal life than i ever will be
                like there's literally nothing i could do to get closer to it while you're most of the way there

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                youre dream life is to be a shut in neet that lives with your parents and just faps ?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                my dream life is to be a hikkiNEET femcoomer girl that just plays vidya and masturbates and generally has a lifestyle similar, yes.

                anon i'm not saying you have it good or anything, if this is a "who has it worst" contest i'm not even playing that game, i'm just saying it's not as good as you think it is.
                [...]
                NTA but yeah, that's a summary of my life one could say lmao
                [...]
                just don't leave the water running silly goose
                [...]
                how much can it take you?
                [...]
                i sometimes do but not rn since you guys already made me c00m 4 times and ALSO ARE RUSHING ME LOL

                >i'm just saying it's not as good as you think it is.
                and i'm saying it's always easy to take what one has for granted. like i'm sure it has its downsides, but if i have a 100% dream life you're like 70% of the way there while i'm 20% of the way there
                i can't think of many things i would want more than a life like that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon i'm not saying you have it good or anything, if this is a "who has it worst" contest i'm not even playing that game, i'm just saying it's not as good as you think it is.

                youre dream life is to be a shut in neet that lives with your parents and just faps ?

                NTA but yeah, that's a summary of my life one could say lmao

                >Like 30mins if it's the shower and maybe 45-60 if bathtub, why?
                my parents would get pissed at me if i took showers that long thats why

                just don't leave the water running silly goose

                Not on sundays but still, I hate fucking up my sleep schedule and me having to pick out something to masterbait to and then actually doing the deed will be delaying my sleep further and further.
                That sucks.

                how much can it take you?

                i dont care about the water thats just seems like a really long time to shower but yeh ur routine is defferent
                do you amsturbate in the shower much?

                i sometimes do but not rn since you guys already made me c00m 4 times and ALSO ARE RUSHING ME LOL

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do zoomers always put 0 and shit to censor bad words
                like s3x c00m drug5 etc
                you can say those words on this site

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon most of the coomer wojak memes spell it like that, which by the way are from here, it's just a silly way to capitalize to put a dumb emphasis on it, even the variants like the imprOOVING wojak does it lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i sincereley believe you are wrong
                coomer wojack memes dont spell it with zeroes and the other words dont have nubers either

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a 1337speak, you infant.
                It kinda works to bypass filters especially if you write it in more unorthodox ways- instead of n1gg3r5 for example you write n4660rz. More usual ways are already filtered.
                Not sure why tards write like that here though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                right. so you "answer" my question by calling me a retard (and not answering what i asked)
                then ask the exact same question i did. in the same post. (you) are the infant

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how much can it take you
                It depends really. Sometimes I spend up to an hour just searching for good fap material and other times I take so fucking long to find something hot that I end up too tired to masturbate at all and just go to sleep.
                If I want to jerk off to something specific though it usually doesn't take me much time to find stuff.
                Thing is that masturbating itself takes some time too (otherwise it's not satisfying and thus not worth it) meaning I can run out of material before I finish, that's the worst case scenario because then I have to coom to something that isn't even that cool to coom to.

                I'm pretty autistic about masturbation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the head is more sensitivep, sometimes ill use my thumb and index fingers and just work the head, then a full fist doing the whole shaft. some people like it tighter but i prefer it soft, like brushing over it almost. it tingles like that and makes me coom harder. speed is important too. i imagine its not too different to what girls would experience

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not really a "one night" kind of person tbh so maybe i would just get to know him
                NTA, but probably meant as a way to ask what you'd like to to him/him to you.

                >what do you guys think about me co0ming to your posts and using you as material?
                Idc, I think it's kinda hot, actually.
                >do you guys touch any other part aside of pp while masturbating?
                It can be nice to play with my balls sometimes, tho it's not as stimulating. Nipples are pretty sensitive too and add to the experience.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do you guys touch any other part aside of pp while masturbating?
                I drag my nails across my skin a lot or I'll go for my nipples
                >what do you guys think about me co0ming to your posts and using you as material?
                I've been going at it the whole time myself so the feeling mutual
                >it's so curious, i'm not a whore so i don't feel the need to have sex with any of you (i'm sorry) but at the same time you make me so horni i can't help myself but to keep masturbating over and over, what is this?
                Honestly the same there's about 0.5% you're in a reasonable distance from me and I don't ever get this kind of action ever so it's really interesting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm jealous, I've always had a mean streak in me for exhibition but I've never done much beyond my backyard or the bathroom at work. I've always wanted to do mutual masterbation too but I've never met someone interested in that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm to shy for exhibition but like the rush of doing it somewhere i shouldn't without getting caught i really enjoy. i also have done it in my backyard lol
                >mutual masturbation
                like touching each other with someone else?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ever done it in a change/fitting room type deal?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm a shut-in so i either buy clothes online or my dad buys them for me
                if i wasn't maybe i would at least try it once lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mutual masterbation in a sense that you watch each other get off but frankly all outercourse turns me on so much

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ooooh and how would you resist on just jumping to have sex haha
                or is it some platonic thing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ooooh and how would you resist on just jumping to have sex haha
                That's the point nothing gets me hotter than the anticipation. Going from hot and bothered to touching to me on top of someone, slicking myself on their soaked panties with nothing stopping me but a thin piece of fabric

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but, I'd still like to know some of the best ways to do it lol.

                >yes, how often do you do it? what do you do with all the semen when it comes out?
                ... have you tasted it?
                Used to do it many times a day, then once a day and now whenever I can. I clean it with a paper towel and flush it down the toilet. I have not tasted it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd still like to know some of the best ways to do it lol
                sorry anon what did you mean with this? i didn't understand
                >I clean it with paper towel
                does it fly everywhere when it comes out and then you have to clean everywhere it fell?

                Usually do it at least once a day before bed but a lot of times I won't satisfy myself so I can go a bunch of times in one day and have really messy finishes. I've never tasted myself but ive been told a long time ago and it was bitter so I've regularly eaten pineapple since

                >have really messy finishes
                could you elaborate on that pls
                >I've regularly eaten pineapple since
                does pineapple change the taste??

                >tfw no pillowhumper gf who uses her coomer skills to peg me

                pillow humping is based but you risk staining your pillows anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pillow humping is based but you risk staining your pillows anon
                I'll just trade you a clean pillow and I'll sleep on the stained one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but, I'd still like to know some of the best ways to do it lol.

                >yes, how often do you do it? what do you do with all the semen when it comes out?
                ... have you tasted it?
                Used to do it many times a day, then once a day and now whenever I can. I clean it with a paper towel and flush it down the toilet. I have not tasted it.

                (me)
                >sorry anon what did you mean with this? i didn't understand
                I meant to ask what are some of the things you find most enjoyable. And what gives you the best experience.

                >does it fly everywhere when it comes out and then you have to clean everywhere it fell?
                Depends on where I do it/aim it. If I'm laying on bed then it gets on me and on the bed which I hate. For a quick on I just aim at the toilet, less messy. And if I'm sitting down it gets everywhere.
                It doesn't fly around that much so like the area of distribution is not that big.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what gives you the best experience
                i'm a really horni person, i love all ways of masturbating lol maybe I could give a special mention to using water jets or a water faucet because doing it with something not solid is a really different and amazing sensation lol
                ngl thinking on guys jerking off and their stuff getting on them is kinda hot
                how far can it get?

                i mean it feels like such a difference like most men will never even get close to what you have. unless you're a bottom

                you guys have the prostate advantage

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you guys have the prostate advantage
                the prostate is just a weaker version of what women already have

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the prostate is just a weaker version of what women already have
                you mean is it like men have a clit inside your bootyhole? how do you masturbate it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                more like a gspot
                >how do you masturbate it?
                exactly how you would assume

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a guy, so what's the best way to get a p orgasm. I had it some times, and it was really good, much better than a normal one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more like a gspot
                >exactly how you would assume
                i'm not really sure anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how far can it get?
                if you mean cum, then really far. sometime itmwill slowly leak out, average if im lying on my back would be belly button to pecs area. when i edge for a while i will go over my head onto the wall behind me. if im sitting in my chair at my computer it usually goes up onto the desk
                ive coomed on my own face on accident once too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how far can it get?
                have never tested it. As the other anon said, about a foot seems reasonable, tho it probably depends on the person.

                >you guys have the prostate advantage
                prom is getting there, tbh.

                i like this, i'm going to remember this and use it as material i hope you don't mind

                >prom is getting there
                why?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how far can it get?
                have never tested it. As the other anon said, about a foot seems reasonable, tho it probably depends on the person.

                >you guys have the prostate advantage
                prom is getting there, tbh.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I produce a lot of cum so even if I have tissues handy I'm still getting all over myself so If I want to avoid a lot of clean up I have to use a fleshlight or do it in the shower. As for the pineapple it's basically a super fruit that's packed with all the vitamins that help with semen production and it doubles as a sweetener to offset all the coffee I drink.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                getting your cum all over you sounds really hot anon ngl, does it turn you on more to do it like that?
                what's a fleshlight? i googled it but i'm not sure what i saw
                do you know if pineapple helps girls in any way similar to guys?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >whats a fleshlight
                no way you dont know what that is. were you home schooled or something

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, i was in special education until middle school and then was home schooled for what would be high school and now i'm neet
                do you learn about that in school or what??

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah we didnt learn about fleshlights in school lol, i jsut assumed you would have to be somewhat sheltered to not know about them
                >i googled it but i'm not sure what i saw
                its a rubber sleeve that is made to feel like a vagina/better that you fuck. some of them are molded off pornstarts actual vaginas

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >molded off pornstarts actual vaginas
                just for the record, i believe the correct terminology is the vulva? only the exterior, the labia and clit are molded after the pr0nstar. the inside is all of fleshlight/generic design.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                weve got a real gynacolagist over here

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh, Well it's pretty embarrassing but sometimes I get really sensitive so I'll just masturbate over my underwear and just cum in my underwear and have it just cover my crotch and stew in it for a bit because when I get like that I'm going to be ready to go again quickly and it makes everything nice and slick. A fleshlight is a masterbation toy for guys, they're supposed to simulate a vagina but the one I have feels nothing like the real thing. And pineapple is loaded with nutrients minerals and acids that are just fantastic for your body at the very least it will make you feel more healthy which would also help with sex stuff

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah we didnt learn about fleshlights in school lol, i jsut assumed you would have to be somewhat sheltered to not know about them
                >i googled it but i'm not sure what i saw
                its a rubber sleeve that is made to feel like a vagina/better that you fuck. some of them are molded off pornstarts actual vaginas

                oooh i see about the fleshlight, does it feel better than using your hands? does it vibrate or something?
                >some of them are molded off pornstars actual vaginas
                >those pointy things inside
                DO I HAVE THAT INSIDE TOO WTH??!

                are they made out of rubber? doesn't it feel awkward like rubber bands just around your pp?

                that's really unusual where i live

                >easier for the husband too i guess since he would automatically get a house and cars and all that stuff
                depends it could get awkward

                you wouldn't do that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                its different to hands, idk which i prefer. fleshlight is very intense. you can get some that vibrate but idk if it would really do much. they make them from a rubber thats very soft and similar to skin. girls dont have that stuff inside its made to be extreme like a crazy dildo etc. they dont really squeeze they are more squishy and slide along the penis softl

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >girls dont have that stuff inside its made to be extreme
                thanks god i felt so scared and disgusted lmao
                do guys like pointy feeling in pp?
                so it's not like better, but an alternative when you get bored of using your hands?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Girls have one benefit that fleslights don't have- muscles.
                If she knows how to work vaginal muscles, experience can be equally as enjoyable as extra textured fleshlights.
                Since even the best fleshlight is passive.
                At best vibration can be added, but it still doesn't compare getting your dick gripped and released again and again by vagina.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                also fleshlights dont smell lovely like pusy haha sniffffffffffffff

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends.
                Some girls (and by extension their vaginas) smell really nice.
                Others... not so much.
                I still remember when in uni during macroeconomics we were split in pairs for task and I got paired with nice looking blonde.
                She usually sat away from me, so it's the first time I got near her.
                Was excited to interact with a cute girl, right until she sat next to me.
                Dear Cthulhu, her smell was disgusting.
                I don't know why, but she stank.
                So it depends.

                Also there is female vag scented lube out there. According to description it has kinda salmon-ish smell. So fishy, yes, but on the nicer end of fish, lol.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends.
                Some girls (and by extension their vaginas) smell really nice.
                Others... not so much.
                I still remember when in uni during macroeconomics we were split in pairs for task and I got paired with nice looking blonde.
                She usually sat away from me, so it's the first time I got near her.
                Was excited to interact with a cute girl, right until she sat next to me.
                Dear Cthulhu, her smell was disgusting.
                I don't know why, but she stank.
                So it depends.

                Also there is female vag scented lube out there. According to description it has kinda salmon-ish smell. So fishy, yes, but on the nicer end of fish, lol.

                that's weird, because there's coochie shampoo, specially made for coochie hygiene, wellness and nice smell. i though we all used that so maybe she didn't get the memo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do you even learn to work vaginal muscles lol?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it involves inserting special balls and squeezing them.
                Not really sure, but internet should provide answers.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA
                Fleshlights are made of something like TPE, which is just a really squishy rubber-like material. The "spikes" are very flexible, and aren't very stiff at all. You don't have anything like that insert does, it's just there for the wildly different sensations that a toy can provide, like the crazy dragon dildos from BD have.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah a fleshlight definitely feels better than using your rough man hands. It's hard to describe it's like squishy but it's firm enough so it squeezes down on you. Women don't have those pointy things inside them and my fleshlight just has little squishy nubs inside lol I don't know what that's all about.

                thanks anons for reassuring about the pointy things it really scared me lol
                >crazy dragon dildos
                excuse me? lol
                >feels better than using your rough man hands
                ooooooooh you're right anon, i forgot men can have rough hands haha i see the use now!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah a fleshlight definitely feels better than using your rough man hands. It's hard to describe it's like squishy but it's firm enough so it squeezes down on you. Women don't have those pointy things inside them and my fleshlight just has little squishy nubs inside lol I don't know what that's all about.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you wouldn't do that?
                it's very unusual but it's also probably less common to live with your parents in general where i live
                my ideal hikkiNEET life i'd probably have my own apartment or place somehow, i know it's a bit impractical.
                as for my real life i am never getting married anyways

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as for my real life i am never getting married anyways
                i know that feeling anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i never really cared for it either though. it gets lonely but i'm too awkward around other people it would just end bad anyways

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Usually do it at least once a day before bed but a lot of times I won't satisfy myself so I can go a bunch of times in one day and have really messy finishes. I've never tasted myself but ive been told a long time ago and it was bitter so I've regularly eaten pineapple since

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                personally i fap like 6 times a day if im not at work. as gross as it may be i just wie it with my tshirt or blanket. yes, it was salty, kind of savory but sweet sometimes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then why is it addicting for you guys?
                because we are slaves to testosterone and prolactin

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean as long as you enjoy it you do you anon there no harm to it.
                maybe if you feel you don't get as much of a feeling just do it more lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean it feels like such a difference like most men will never even get close to what you have. unless you're a bottom

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                dear god if i had the looks and the money, i would give nearly anything to pop a cherry like that. wife/10

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm virgin so i can't put stuff into my coochie to know
                Would it even matter? You can still put stuff of there. Most women break their hymens by themselves anyways. Maybe try it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever masturbated with other people online?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                omg no and i don't think i would ever do it maybe if he was my husband and he had to be away for some reason and wanted to see me or something like that

                the closest i've been to that situation was
                >be me, playing minecraft with a friend
                >building a house when she randomly starts talking about sex
                >at some point she says she got really excited just by talking about it she has to go for a while to take care of the situation
                >says brb and clearly leaves to masturbate
                >realize i'm horny too so might as well do it too
                >finish before she comes back
                >"hey anon, i'm back, what did you do?"
                >"just gathered some materials..."
                lmao but it's not like we did it together

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but i'm also overweight,
                if this bothers you then you could probably do something about it
                >really short,
                i don't see the problem
                >have unironical tism
                do you get neetbux off it?
                >everyone makes fun of me
                who makes fun of you?

                >so not as cool as you would think
                not that my life or any life i could attain would be anyone's first choice either.

                >i would say having someone to love forever and that loves you back forever in a non-family way is a life changer, so i wouldn't say it's the same
                idk if relationships are that simple or unconditional

                >hell no lol i want my SOs complete love and attention just for me and no one else
                lmao honestly i never want kids either. do you think that might change as you get older tho? boomers keep talking about the biological clock and it's sad and scary watching them cope with aging by putting so much importance on kids

                >but i said i discord with some ppl?
                yah that's what i mean. you said you couldn't do normal social interaction but you have a social life

                >do you jerk off in public?
                i used to back when i was forced to go out for school, now i'm a shut-in so no more public masturbation
                >is the high any better?
                it does add to the experience, but in my case i would do it because i'm such a horni girl i'm not physically able to be that many hours without masturbating, so i just had to do it at school
                >how do you clean up?
                you don't lol, i would get back home with wet panties and throw them right away to the washing machine hoping they wouldn't become crusty
                or if i was alone like in lunch break i would slightly pull down my panties to avoid that mess

                >i'm not physically able to be that many hours without masturbating,
                is this like some form of PGAD?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if this bothers you then you could probably do something about it
                i actually exercise everyday, but you can't do much against genetics, i have a pear shape body and i'm really short so it's really hard not to look weird
                >do you get neetbux off it?
                i'm not american so i don't even know if there's such a thing where i live, my dad just buys me everything
                >who makes fun of you?
                like family members in gatherings, or ppl in vc saying i'm stupid and retarded or back in school when i used to be bullied all the time
                >do you think that might change as you get older tho?
                not really
                >you said you couldn't do normal social interaction
                i don't think chatting with ppl in discord is normal social interaction anon
                >is this some form of PGAD?
                i don't know, i've always been like this and i didn't even knew that word, i had to google it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i actually exercise everyday
                that's good though, at least keeps you fit. i don't exercise that much but i really should
                what do you do for exercise?

                >i have a pear shape body and i'm really short
                you are saying this like it is a bad thing

                >i'm not american so i don't even know if there's such a thing where i live, my dad just buys me everything
                it might be a thing, but i wouldn't know. does he ever pressure you to get a job or something? is your neet life sustainable?

                >like family members in gatherings,
                well they're just mean family. i don't even go to my family gatherings

                >ppl in vc saying i'm stupid and retarded
                but why?

                >>do you think that might change as you get older tho?
                >not really
                hopefully aging doesn't fuck us over too hard

                >i don't think chatting with ppl in discord is normal social interaction anon
                it is still social interaction. trying to hang out with normies and be social and extroverted isn't fucking worth it. i've met normies who literally can't function if they stay indoors too long, who have to spend hundreds on events and vacations and travel because they can't stay at home. it just isn't the life i'd want to live

                >i don't know, i've always been like this and i didn't even knew that word, i had to google it
                lots of girls with PGAD hate it, although you seem to really like it so it's different

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are saying this like it is a bad thing
                everyone knows hourglass shape bodies with a height above 1.6m is vastly superior
                >does he ever pressure you to get a job or something?
                he has asked me if i want to, but tells me i can take my time. i guess he's not really strict about it since i do all the house chores
                >but why?
                because i'm stupid and retarded
                >lots of girls with PGAD hate it, although you seen to really like it so it's different
                maybe because since i'm neet i can do it as much as i want without it interfering with my """life""" (which i don't have lol)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hourglass shape
                what matters is the shoulder to hip ratio and the waist to hip ratio. pear is good at both

                >1.6m
                that's a fine height, nothing wrong with it. i thought you were gonna say you were 4ft something

                >he has asked me if i want to, but tells me i can take my time. i guess he's not really strict about it since i do all the house chores
                do you think he would be ok if you were 35 and still exactly the same as you are now?

                >maybe because since i'm neet i can do it as much as i want without it interfering with my """life""" (which i don't have lol)
                i don't know, maybe it's just a mental thing because it seems to be very distressing for them. i don't know enough about it

                >because i'm stupid and retarded
                but why do they bring it up? and how do you know you're stupid and retarded?

                >About daily
                daily once... or more than once per day?
                >I clean it up with toilet paper and flush it down
                does it like flies everywhere and then you have to clean like your keyboard and stuff with the paper?
                >I have once
                did it squirt into your face or did you lick it from somewhere else after it flew out?
                have you asked any friend of yours if they have also tasted it? (i'm really curious about the taste lol)

                >What do you get off to
                it depends a lot, i don't watch porn regularly but i do some times, some times i just have some fantasies or sometimes i co0m without any porn or fantasy, just to the feeling of doing it
                >how ugly do you think you are?
                ugly enough, like a smurf but pale skin, not as in "white as milk" skin, but dead looking sick unhealthy pale skin

                do you have a recurring fantasy or fetish while doing it?

                >(i'm really curious about the taste lol)
                NTA but this depends on the health and diet of the man in question

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry i left to have lunch

                >that's a fije height
                that's not how tall i am, it's at least how tall I wish i was. i'm shorter than 1.50m
                >do you think he would be ok if you were 35
                idk, we're really close and he likes to spoil me so i don't think he would have a problem
                >it seems very distressing for them
                i mean yeah you can feel bad feeling dependency on something so embarrassing but fuck it orgasms feel so awesome I just can't get enough
                >but why do they bring that out?
                i don't know i would just say whatever and people find it funny and laugh at me

                dear god if i had the looks and the money, i would give nearly anything to pop a cherry like that. wife/10

                idk anon, maybe girls with hymen like this scream in pain like being murdered on the first rime lmao

                >pillow humping is based but you risk staining your pillows anon
                I'll just trade you a clean pillow and I'll sleep on the stained one.

                thanks anon that's really considerate

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scream in pain like being murdered on the first rime lmao
                would cum buckets tbh.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're scary anon lol

                personally i fap like 6 times a day if im not at work. as gross as it may be i just wie it with my tshirt or blanket. yes, it was salty, kind of savory but sweet sometimes

                >fap 6 times a day if I'm not at work
                based
                >wipe it with tshirt or blanket
                when i keep getting wet my panties they eventually turn stiff and i have to throw them away and buy new ones, does the same happen to your shirts and blankets?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you have to throw them away? do you not wash your underwear? What the fuck

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes of course i wash them but in time they turn stiff if i get them wet often, even if i wash them idk why my coochie juice just does that in the long term maybe i'm radioactive or something

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no they dont go stiff, but i was them regularly. there is white stains that can be noticibale after a while if i dont.

                [...]
                i like this, i'm going to remember this and use it as material i hope you don't mind

                >prom is getting there
                why?

                in sessions that im turbo horny and can go back to back immediately after cumming the first time. i either fap with cum still on me or use the first load as lube lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon you're based
                do you have hair on your chest by any chance?
                do you use lube normally while fapping?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do you have hair on your chest by any chance?
                normally its pretty hairy but i shaved it last week for some reason idk why
                >do you use lube normally while fapping?
                not that often, im aussie so uncircumcised so i dont need to use lube, and that has to be cleaned up which is a pain. if im having a proper fap and not just a quickie i like using lube though
                i used to have a fleshlight that i used lube with too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >im aussie so uncircumcised
                US will catch up soon enough once all the boomers die and the sheer number of upset cut men result in infant circumcision dying as a routine operation

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i know not every girl has the same opinion but i actually like hairy chests lol i find them really mature
                >im aussie so uncircumcised so i dont need to use lube
                do uncircumcised pps produce more precum to lube?
                >i used to have a fleshlight
                what model was it based on? lol
                how did you disposed it? Hahaha

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do uncircumcised pps produce more precum to lube?
                No, but it stays between foreskin and glans for much longer.
                Also foreskin is very good at providing so called mechanical lubrication.
                That's the reason why sex with intact dick feels much gentler and overall more enjoyable, since it's also provides additional stimulation for her with all that extra movement.
                Only benefit of circumcision is that condom stays on easier- foreskin moves a lot during sex and condom can slip off.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is it that circumcision exists again? lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally exists to blunt sexuality and deny people sexual pleasure because moralfags

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow that's so evil i hope eventually it goes away

                >do you guys touch any other part aside of pp while masturbating?
                I drag my nails across my skin a lot or I'll go for my nipples
                >what do you guys think about me co0ming to your posts and using you as material?
                I've been going at it the whole time myself so the feeling mutual
                >it's so curious, i'm not a whore so i don't feel the need to have sex with any of you (i'm sorry) but at the same time you make me so horni i can't help myself but to keep masturbating over and over, what is this?
                Honestly the same there's about 0.5% you're in a reasonable distance from me and I don't ever get this kind of action ever so it's really interesting

                that's so hot anon how do you like to stimulate your nipples?

                i never really cared for it either though. it gets lonely but i'm too awkward around other people it would just end bad anyways

                i have this dream of getting married but then i realize that i'll just live with my dad until he dies and then an hero myself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wow that's so evil i hope eventually it goes away
                it will one day hopefully. one of the the retards who really shilled it literally wanted to remove girls clits as well

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i would literally sudoku if i had my clit removed lol

                the head is more sensitivep, sometimes ill use my thumb and index fingers and just work the head, then a full fist doing the whole shaft. some people like it tighter but i prefer it soft, like brushing over it almost. it tingles like that and makes me coom harder. speed is important too. i imagine its not too different to what girls would experience

                anon that's really hot, how fast do you like it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i would literally sudoku if i had my clit removed lol
                yeah it sounds horrifying. but a lot of men basically had their sex lives neutered, not that men really had a sex life to begin with

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i change the speed. slow is nice when im just browsing porn keeps me stimulated and feels good but not gonna make me cum. sometimes ill go as fast as i can leading up to cumming then slowing down so i can edge. its good to mix it up with slow then add in bursts of fast. or gradually build up then down. when im cumming ill usually go fast then stop right when im cummign and hold my dick becuase stroking while cumming is too intense

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                in the US at least, its becoming like UK/Australia and Canada to an extent, but more slowly, where circ was once fashionable/recommended but dying out as more people realize the subjective importance of foreskin and how the benefits of circ have been exaggerated and misrepresented. still lots to undo for sure, but I live in Michigan which is like a 80%+ cut state, and me and my brother were left uncut because my Mom didn't like the idea of cutting our penises, and convinced one of my older cousins to leave her sons intact too, so it's definitely on the downtrend and likely to keep going down until we're about equal with any other non-muslim/israeli country

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i was not spared. my parents probably spent absolutely zero time at all thinking thinking about that decision
                i think the main roadblock is that hospitals literally make money off this so they are encouraged to shill it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah, no doubt there's a lot of value in it not only from the procedure and equipment costs, but it's also a steady supply of 'donor' tissue that goes towards 'research', and that encourages the constant shilling by health professionals, but I think the bigger problem is ignorant or stubborn parents who let the doctors/nurses do whatever they want as long as they're told it benefits their baby and/or aren't willing to let their son's penis not look like his dad's or the handful of scarred cocks his wife fucked, and god knows theres no shortage of arrogant ignorance in this US

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i have this dream of getting married
                i never really had it on my radar

                i have no plans or dreams at all because my dream life is impossible

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no dreams
                >no plans
                >only c00m
                my new mantra lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                except you are practically living my dream life
                like you don't understand i'm serious you don't know how jealous i am

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll like to trace my nails around my areolas or pinch to the point of hurting if I want to distract myself and keep going. Do you have some sort of media to take this off to? I've never talked to someone this into edging and masturbating and just talking about it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the last 6 months ive gotten way hairier for some reason, beard and eye brows and all that really oming through lol
                idk what it is but circumcised people need to use some lube, i think the forsekin moves when you storke somehow. it was the kimmy granger one lol, i just chucked it in the bin
                guys like stimulation but pointy might not be the right word. its just about getting the most sensation from so crazy texture > smooth plain texture.
                the orgasms were harder, and its nice to be able to cum inside something. i used it when i was really horny and not just fapping to get my urges over for an hour
                have you ever used a dildo or something like that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i like hairy men lol it's really manly
                >kimmy granger
                i don't know her but it's so funny you remember lol
                what happens to all the cum inside the fleshlight?
                >have you ever used a dildo or something like that?
                not really, i can't put things inside my coochie so the closest is finger in bootyhole

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i like hairy men lol it's really manly
                Ty, makes me feel better about it.

                You said you can't really stick thing inside your vagina. But do you ever get an urge to do so?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i've been curious before, but it hurts whenever i tried since i'm virgin so i just stopped trying
                when i get that feeling i use my bootyhole instead lol

                >ooooh and how would you resist on just jumping to have sex haha
                That's the point nothing gets me hotter than the anticipation. Going from hot and bothered to touching to me on top of someone, slicking myself on their soaked panties with nothing stopping me but a thin piece of fabric

                that's really hot indeed anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're scary
                no. breaking a hymen is just such an enticing prospect that an exaggerated sound or mannerism would take an already very hot experience and make it even hotter. it's not sadism for sadism's sake, if that's what you thought.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i guess it's a one in a lifetime experience so i kinda get what you say

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's not how tall i am, it's at least how tall I wish i was. i'm shorter than 1.50m
                still, i don't think that is bad.
                if i were a girl i think i would want to be 1.6m as well

                >idk, we're really close and he likes to spoil me so i don't think he would have a problem
                would you be ok with it?

                >fuck it orgasms feel so awesome I just can't get enough
                still very, very jealous. you're pretty much living the life that i wish i could live

                >i don't know i would just say whatever and people find it funny and laugh at me
                yeah that can happen and it sucks when it does

                >you guys have the prostate advantage
                the prostate is just a weaker version of what women already have

                the prostate is just the gspot but for men?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ive never tried it but from all the fags describing it, it's a really weak orgasm compared to a proper penetration orgasm. and yeah, very similar to the female gspot and type of orgasm, but weaker

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbh if i ever marry i would like it like those families where the husband just moved to the house so i can keep living with my dad. easier for the husband too i guess since he would automatically get a house and cars and all that stuff

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's really unusual where i live

                >easier for the husband too i guess since he would automatically get a house and cars and all that stuff
                depends it could get awkward

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >greentext
                giwtwm lol

                >is anonymous imageboard posting the most you can do?
                i can also voice chat in games with ppl who i've been playing for a long time and with some even discord, but there's not much of those
                >what kind of life do you really wish to live?
                i would unironically like to be married and be a housewife, that way i could be both a shut-in neet but also productive and not khhv
                >a lot of guys can go multiple times a day
                maybe some, but i'm not sure if "a lot", since my sexually active friends say otherwise

                >i can also voice chat in games with ppl who i've been playing for a long time and with some even discord, but there's not much of those
                that's still socialization. you're basically living my dream life of being a girl that shitposts, masturbates, and plays vidya with some close frens. idk what else to say.

                >i would unironically like to be married and be a housewife, that way i could be both a shut-in neet but also productive and not khhv
                so you're just wanting for more or less the same lifestyle but with more company?
                do you want kids?

                >sexually active friends
                >claims to not be able to have a social life
                >has friends

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you live? Tfw no femcoomer European gf

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't know what you're saying, i have to live in fantasy land because i'm just unable of normal social interaction
                you have many things that i desire
                >biologically female
                >neet (don't have to work)
                >lucked out on the sex lottery
                i really think you're living a more fulfilling life than i am. what's so valuable about normal social interaction anyways? are you so anxious that you're terrified of even socializing online? is anonymous imageboard posting the most you can do?

                but just wondering, what kind of life do you really wish to live? like if you could be someone else?
                it certainly wouldn't be my life

                >while he can only have sex once per day
                that's not really true, a lot of guys can go multiple times a day

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is anonymous imageboard posting the most you can do?
                i can also voice chat in games with ppl who i've been playing for a long time and with some even discord, but there's not much of those
                >what kind of life do you really wish to live?
                i would unironically like to be married and be a housewife, that way i could be both a shut-in neet but also productive and not khhv
                >a lot of guys can go multiple times a day
                maybe some, but i'm not sure if "a lot", since my sexually active friends say otherwise

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he can only have sex once per day
                I can easily have sex 3 times a day, more if ive been sleeping and eating right lately

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's so bad I wouldn't even be able to have a normal relationship even if i found someone
                How can you know that? Maybe the dick would fix you?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >multiple times a day
              i envy you femcoomers beyond all comprehension

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You really expect NEET virgins to know what women actually do in their private life? They assume your ability to have multiple orgasms is why you're all sluts.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is it true that female orgasms are longer and more intense than male? My dick feels good for like 5 seconds, and it's over.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldn't know, i've never had a pp, also i think it depends on girl to girl, i've heard of girls who can't orgasm or others that take like and hour to achieve one and need to be completely zen. meanwhile i can get one in 2 or 3 mins if i want to lol so idk
                if i have a quick one (around 2 mins, no porn, no fantasies, just flick and O) is just like a fast "fix" for my addiction, it doesn't last much or gets me completely satisfied but helps me when i can't resist the urge but have to do something else.
                if i have more time they get more pleasurable and last longer, if i edge sometimes while i'm co0ming I feel like another one is coming so i just keep going and they kinda like "overlap"? those ones melt my brain and are more lasting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really edge, so I don't know if doing that will be more pleasurable for me. But I don't think I get the brain melt though, at least not in the last little while.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck, the "melt my brain" part sounds so fucking hot. I'd give anything to make a girl feel like that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do they feel in general though? is there any way to describe it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How quick you get to orgasm?
                When I rub one quickie, it feels good for 5sec, like you described.
                Meanwhile when I edge, orgasm is much longer and intense.
                Ever tried edging?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but I always edge when I fap, seems like a waste to fap straight to orgasm, you got to tease yourself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How long?
                My usual session goes for at least an hour.
                But once for shits'n'giggles tried longer.
                Managed to go for 2h
                After 1.5h balls started to feel weird.
                Only unloaded at 2h mark because balls started to outright ache.
                Like a pressure was building up in them.
                At least that's my assumption based on all the buckets of cum that ended up all over the place.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk, I can easily go an hour or more constantly on edge just because I'm savoring some fantasy or porn, but more commonly i edge 2-3 times in a 20 min session or less. never had my balls ache, that only happens when i fap and don't cum at all, but I prefer multiple cums in a single session vs one long edge, so I don't think I've ever gone more than 2 hours

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I prefer less, but longer.
                The process itself, while your head is deep inside some hot fantasy scenario feels really enjoyable.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, but I will try.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It causes clitoral stimulation. If you see a woman with her legs very tightly together and a dumb vacant look on her face there's a good chance she is masturbating in public.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't she need to move her legs, I mean, rub them together?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit lol what are you putting in these virgins minds

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you replied to a female. some of them can actually do that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          how often do you masturbate originally

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hard to say, using water jets or like a water faucet is mind blowing because normally you are used to getting off with solid stuff. rubbing against something has a kink factor depending on what you rub against, squeezing your legs makes it so you can have an orgasm ANYWHERE, including public places without anyone knowing, anal blows my mind but you have to be extra careful and can't fully let go or you end up peeing yourself, anything that vibrates feels nice, flicking the bean is a convenient and comfy classic, etc, etc.
      i could go on forever

      everything you mentioned can a guy do too but you cant penetrate things with your genitals. female sexuality is inferior to the male sexuality.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        then why do women have multiple orgasms more often

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes i really wish i could find a female coomer to date but Im also a coomer with a very short refractory period so we'd probably die of dehydration

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    retarded post tbqh ngl

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy another thread that clearly belongs in /soc/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh boy another thread that clearly belongs in /soc/
      >0 face posting itt
      >0 namefags itt
      >0 tripfags itt
      >0 social media sharing itt
      just let anons be horny curious and go be a homosexual somewhere else

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women masturbating so fucking hot? I wouldn't mind being in a relationship where I got no sex but as long as she let me watch her masturbate and let me eat her out

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jacked off five times and fucked pussy three times today. Eight total orgasms. This picture really doesn't do anything for me.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no pillowhumper gf who uses her coomer skills to peg me

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you mean routine? like when i do it? how i do it? what i use?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but yeah, I'd like to know

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to masturbate maybe 5-10 times a month, but nowadays i don't anymore.
    basically my apartment doesn't have wifi and I can't lie in bed with my phone looking up erotica anymore. I can watch/read porn on pc since it does have an internet connection, but masturbating while sitting on my chair gets quite uncomfortable after a while. so that's why I stopped masturbating. i can masturbate without porn, but usually only do it after sex (with bf) since at that point I'm already 'ready' and in bed.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never got the whole No Nut November thing since masturbating itself isn't the problem, it's porn and access to porn. If you have a wife, a gf, some thot who sends you dirty pics, you've earned it in my opinion. If you "Score" At a bar, you've earned it. Porn is the end goal of cumming without actually doing anything. I've instead decided to impose a harder challenge on myself.

    This may sound cringe, but I dm with girls in pretty much every game I play, to the point where I can more or less tell if they're actually women within minutes of talking to them. I talk to about 13 women across various games I dm with in a casual manner and exchange pics with over private DMs. I never have any desire to fly out to meet these women and simply enjoy getting them off and talking dirty to them in a consensual manner.

    I did this as a joke back on runescape, expecting to come up with nothing since women dont play that game. LoL and FF14 though? Women play those games and they always play support classes. It is fucking easy to tell by skins and cosmetics alone and if it's a tranny or some dude fishing they always out themselves within minutes, even online you aren't fooling anyone.

    No Nut November is a fun meme and all but the real challenge is getting 13 women off while having access to their pussy pics and not using them. Get on my level homosexuals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the actual fuck kind of drugs are you on do you just exist to lead women on over the internet or do you get off on it or something.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how true is it that if a guy makes a woman orgasm, she turns into his sex slave and will do anything to please him because she's addicted to him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not exactly true but most guys suck at sex so if you are good at it, girls will put up with a lot more of your bullshit than they normally would

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So then girls are bigger coomers than men. I mean, women put up with men that will beat, rape, kill them, and will let them cheat.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morning
    >on my tummy
    >butt in the air
    >rub clit
    >put fingers inside immediately after clitoral climax
    >pump and swirl fingers slowly

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys have a routine??? i just put the vibrator on my clit and its done. not much to it

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Butt plug sometimes
    >Bullet vibrator for orgasm #1, external/clitoral
    >Insert gspot-targeted dildo/vibrator hybrid, orgasm #2 internal
    >Use other hand on nipples the entire time
    >Repeat process ~3-4 times, pausing anywhere from a minute to ten minute in between each session
    >No porn, no erotica, only imagination

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long does it take you to reach each orgasm? And how long does it last over all?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on if I choose to stretch it out/edge as well as the intensity
        If I have a lot of time I like to have a long, more vanilla fantasy, with a buildup, dialogue, tension etc leading up to it. That's maybe half an hour at the most, usually like 15-20 minutes. If I'm in a rush, I just imagne the nastiest, most degenerate stuff I'm into. My record shortest time is about 4-5 minutes, from just "just laid down" to orgasm. However my shortest time in between two orgasms is about a minute and 45 seconds.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on if I choose to stretch it out/edge as well as the intensity
        If I have a lot of time I like to have a long, more vanilla fantasy, with a buildup, dialogue, tension etc leading up to it. That's maybe half an hour at the most, usually like 15-20 minutes. If I'm in a rush, I just imagne the nastiest, most degenerate stuff I'm into. My record shortest time is about 4-5 minutes, from just "just laid down" to orgasm. However my shortest time in between two orgasms is about a minute and 45 seconds.

        OH forgot the second part. I've actually learned this technique where I can get over the peak where orgasm starts and almost kind of remain in this limbo state. It's different from edging because the orgasm has started but you literally just prevent it from reaching the climax of it. It's hard at that stage and sometimes you just fuck up and go over the edge and then you have to roll with it and cum. Usually I can fight it off for a few minutes without actually climaxing. The problem is if you try to extend it for too long or get distracted, the orgasm will basically die and you'll have the post-orgasm feeling (hypersensitive clit, feeling tired, quivers etc) but never actually climax.
        It's hard to describe. But there is a definite line you cross over where the orgasm starts. I've tried describing this else where and people say like "oh no you're just close to orgasm" but I swear it is different, you can feel the moment it crosses over. In that state, any touch to it is insanely pleasurable. It's the most intense feeling in the world. I usually do it for a minute or two before I get too close to either it dying down and losing the orgasm or accidentally climaxing so I just go ahead and let it happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only imagination
      What do you fantasize about usually?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I'm taking it slow, being kidnapped by a stalker and repeatedly (lovingly) raped and mindbroken over the course of time
        If trying to cum really fast, I have a thing for inhuman stuff. Like tentacle monsters, Venom-esque monsters, or just stuck/predicament fantasies. Like getting stuck somehow and instead of helping a group of guys that come by agree to help me out but gangfuck me first. Or just being kidnapped and kept as a rapeslave by a group of guys.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only masturbate when my bf is at work because theres no point in doing it when hes home
    usually i masturbate with a vibrator and a dildo but i have no specific method i always use, i mean i still sometimes just masturbate with my fingers rubbing the clit only, just depends on my mood
    i only get off looking at doujins or art in combination of using my imagination, i havent watched actual porn in a few years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kinda art?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just art from artists i like on pixiv mostly
        i only like art that resembles myself in some way or e-bois, but honestly its mostly just e-bois

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yea pixiv is pretty decent, im curious tho can you post one that resembles you?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it doesnt have to look exactly like me but i guess as long as the character has long pink hair or dresses in alternative fashion and doesnt have extremely massive tits, thats usually enough to fit my criteria

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              fuck thats hot thx anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the fuck do you browse here if you got a boyfriend

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you act as if every woman that post here is single, but im not even the first poster in the thread to mention one
        im old and ive been here a long time, my bf also browses this board but i didnt meet him here
        besides my bf and mom i dont interact with humans other than anonymous people on the internet. this is the modern world now

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          more people use social media than imageboards though. so, pseudonymous people.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont use social media though
            the only social media i ever used was tumblr and i stopped using that in 2018, i guess i also have a blank locked twitter that i use to follow some artists but i dont really count that as using social media

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who doesn't play with their nipples, male or female, is doing it wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lots of men don't feel anything in their nipples
      it took years of conditioning and i still barely feel them

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any of the girls here masturbate to e-bois and other degeneracy? Lazer#9825

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt there are really any biological females here but have any tried with their heel/back of feet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems uncomfortable.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend wants us to get a dildo for her for more fun in the bedroom, we were looking online for some dildos and she would always pick bigger dildos than my dick to try them out and see if they're fun
    My dick is about 5'5
    Should I be worried if my girlfriend gets a bigger dildo than my dick?
    Or should we get a dildo my dick size?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She clearly has an itch for a bigger dick than you can provide
      Be glad she scratches it with sex toys, because alternative is cheating on you or replacing you with bigger guy.
      Also- look into hollow dildos, they're like fleshlight and dildo combined. That way you can still have fun, while she can enjoy bigger dick. Also acts as a reusable condom.
      Don't use it regularly though. Wear it only as a reward or on special occasions (her birthday or Valentine's day for example).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesnt matter they purposely make them bigger than what they stick inside so they have room to hold it outside the pussy.

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