Ladies, what is clean-up like for you after an intense masturbation session? You at least wash your hands, right?

Ladies, what is clean-up like for you after an intense masturbation session? You at least wash your hands, right?

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  1. 1 year ago
    4nG3L

    I just roll over and go to sleep like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this. gonna do that rn actually

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you sleep well femanon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you dont need to pee straight after? troony confirmed

      • 1 year ago
        4nG3L

        I probably should, but no I don't. Usually takes me a minute to pee afterwards.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but trannies would be more likely to need to pee after cumming as semen is thicker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls
        >Pee after
        This dude straight up has zero knowledge of real woman anatomy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this. gonna do that rn actually

      I hope these are just larping trannies. I dont want to be more disgusted of women than I already am

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I probably should, but no I don't. Usually takes me a minute to pee afterwards.

      Whenever i jerk off i pee a lot so i just put a shirt over the pee spot then idk

      yall are disgusting, im a dude and i shower after every time i jerk off, i cant possibly imagine what you fat fricks would smell like irl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would you shower every time you jerk off, sounds like youre neurotic
        do you shower every time you pee?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not him but for me it gets pretty messy when i cum. it's either shower afterward or be covered in drying jizz

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i usually use toilet paper and water from sink and try to wash myself off over the toilet, still isnt perfect and feels gross tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          jizz is gross and it's like protein napalm, if it gets in our pubes it's fricking impossible to clean up with a paper towel and if it's left on skin then it *can* clog pores and cause little pimples
          also the dick gets a really musky dude odor if we just let cum dry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i just put my dick in the sink and wash it off, I always cum in a big tissue for minimal clean-up effort
        Jizz gets everywhere if you let it sit, it looks bad and it smells bad, it makes your skin gross too
        Cum sucks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how often do you jerk off lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          biweekly, i used to jack off 3 times a day but my dick couldn't take it anymore so i had to slow it down

          why the frick would you shower every time you jerk off, sounds like youre neurotic
          do you shower every time you pee?

          homosexual this is basic hygiene, your father should've taught you this when you were a child

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I figured you were touched by your dad as a child

    • 1 year ago
      pink kitty

      If im not eating anything after I do not clean my hands

      Same

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever i jerk off i pee a lot so i just put a shirt over the pee spot then idk

      Women are so hot sometimes

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    semi related but is squirting just pissing with extra steps?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SQUIRTING IS NOT REAL ANON IT IS NOT REAL PLEASE DO NOT LET YOUR POOR SOUL FALL VICTIM TO THE INSIDEOUS PORN INDUSTRY AND ITS LIES! IT IS JUST PISS, IT IS LITERALLY JUST PISS THERE IS NO POSSIBLE GLAND WHERE SUCH VAST AMOUNTS OF FLUID COULD FLOW FROM. IT IS PISS I PROMISE YOU.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        actual cope squirting is real mongrel

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever i jerk off i pee a lot so i just put a shirt over the pee spot then idk

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    edated a bpd fembot for 4 yrs who was absolutely fricking vile. She was ALWAYS jerking off and I learned from her the reason why girls have one or two nails that are trimmed way down. She'd hardly ever shower and tell me about her nasty smells and send me pics of gross female shit.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk actually i've never had an intense masturbation session I just kind of rub it in something clothes on and i'm good after 30 seconds

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no hypersexual gf who gets incredibly wet without even doing anything and licks it off her fingers and humps her plushies and pillows so they're all soaked

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wash my hands and then I wash my vibrator and then I go pee because it helps clean your pussy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what is clean-up like for you after an intense masturbation session?
    Nothing I go to the couch and turn on my PS4 usually, that comes after it in the daily routine
    >You at least wash your hands, right?
    No.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the bathroom and wash my hands and I'll wipe up otherwise it feels sloppy

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no i do it to sleep easier and it doesnt get messy. sometimes i pee a little but meh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sometimes i pee a little but meh
      In the toilet right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no...
        but it dries up by the morning
        sometimes i hold myself in/edge myself until i get tired because im afraid it can damage my heated blanket but mostly i forget

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    women don't jerk off

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's zero cleanup I just rub my clit cum 3x times and go to sleep

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wash my hands and brush my teeth and take a nap or go to bed afterwards.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most women dont really get messy or finger themselves. My exes and my wife all dont finger they just rub their clit hard and fast until the cum. Takes like 30 seconds max.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody licks their fingers

    ...am i the only one?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i smell them but no not really

      Most women dont really get messy or finger themselves. My exes and my wife all dont finger they just rub their clit hard and fast until the cum. Takes like 30 seconds max.

      it generally takes 8 mins for me

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i will though and have been every second of my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how smug. Needs correction. Give us a moment, gentlemen.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna throw up after reading this thread.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bocchi has a giant bush
    diamonds

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You will never be a woman.
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  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I either go straight to sleep or i get up to piss and have a snack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of snack

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