>knocked up a fat girl at 25
>make $20 an hour
What am I in for robots? Planning on marriage if I can afford it.
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>knocked up a fat girl at 25 >make $20 an hour What am I in for robots? Planning on marriage if I can afford it.
>knocked up a fat girl at 25
>make $20 an hour
What am I in for robots? Planning on marriage if I can afford it.
>fat BEFORE marriage
She will never be a healthy weight
>She will never be a healthy weight
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Fucking based anon, here-here!
you wouldnt believe the things ive done to make and keep girls fat.
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Same. I swear I've managed to stop multiple girls from losing weight. Hearing about a fat girl losing weight actually makes me feel physically queasy so I do my best to stop that from happening
nah man i dont think you understand the sort of stuff i mean.
>sticking your dick in a fat ogre
ngmi, enjoy having fat kids that get bullied at school
no i take thin girls and turn them into fat ogres.
Tell us anon, how do you turn them fat? Greentext time
shit i did with an ex
>extra sugar in ALL drinks, up the 'dosage' slowly enough over time and they wont notice, i got up to adding 125g (500 kcals) to her '0 kcal' flavored water.
>small amounts of salt in tap water to slowly turn her off it, its impossible to secretly add extra calories to that shit so it had to go.
>cooking oil is 135 kcals per tablespoon and you can add it to a lot of stuff if done in small enough amounts, mash potatoes will hold a surprising amount.
>all the usual make sure she had snacks and drinks available at all times shit, they are less likely to notice how much they are eating if the graze as opposed to stuffing themselves.
>added small amounts of cream to her milk, every calorie counts.
>tried to hide the fact she was gaining weight as much as possible to avoid any backlash, adjusted scale to make it seem she had in fact lost weight, where possible bought her exact same clothes in larger sizes then swapped the labels so she didnt even notice she was outgrowing things.
>swapped her daily antihistamine for a more powerful one that caused weight gain. swapped her daily multivitamin for prednisone (steroid tablets that cause mad weight gain, dangerous as fuck though do not recommend)
>when she finally started successfully losing weight i added in some over the counter motion sickness pills that cause serious drowsiness, convinced her it was because she wasn't eating enough.
yeah im a terrible person and if a hell exists im going there
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Holy fucking shit that's based. How much did she gain?
>if a hell exists I'm going there
Maybe so. But it will have been so, so worth it.
She went from about 125lbs when we met to about 290lbs over the course of 5 years.
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She more than doubled her weight. Well done anon, that is incredibly impressive. And sexy. Be proud of it. You are amongst the gods of architecture.
Is it better or worse I told my girlfriend she looks fine even though she has prematurely greying hair and few wrinkles before she should so she wouldnt try to look her age?
grey hair is fucking hot dude you're so fucking lucky
She started getting premature crows feet and grey hair and let me make the choice of her dying it and getting Botox or not. I like older looking gals so I said she would probably look hot with it so she just said I dont care either way, if youre happy with it then I shouldnt waste money on it
You had the opportunity to make a trophy wife and you didnt. Horrible choice
You are one sick pussy, but I do admire your style.
wtf why did I write pussy?? I meant to write puppy.
>ex
Let me guess, she died of a heart attack
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I can feel the testosterone radiating from this post
why didn't you use protection though?
I just stopped giving a fuck. Had a ton of fuckups in life between 18 and now, introspected, and concluded that I'm not some savant sperg destined for greatness and couldn't lie to myself anymore. If a subhuman like me can get a gf that actually loves you , cooks and fucks why not lock her down?
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Idk anon, but if she looks anything like that you're in for a good time and one lucky fucker. I just want a fat gf, I don't like skinny girls.
Where do I get a fat girl?
Your local mcdonalds or kfc.
Run, move country/state if you have to. It is suffering long-term. Short-term you will believe
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literally walk outside. its all landwhales
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Mississippi.
For real though. I was absolutely head over heels in love with a fat chick I dated for a couple years while I was in college there. Pic related. But I'm a fucking scumbag who couldn't stop paypigging/simping on a couple onlyfans girls no matter how many times she asked me to. She left me over a year ago. I miss her so much.
Dude youre such a fucking homosexual what is wrong with you?
Youre not a real person youre an ai.
>pregnant fat chick
Sounds hot af. Too bad you ruined your life anon.
Is she fat fat or fat but kinda hot fat?
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The second one.
I'm living like men have lived for thousands of years and still do in other less feminized countries doing honest labor to provide for their woman and children.
you're in your mid-30s playing fucking video games and beating your meat with no heirs. who exactly are you to judge
so you're happy with this situation? enjoy your fat girl then and enjoy your new family
Just anxious about the situation. I have zero street smarts or wisdom .
That image is literally me. Fuck. Fuck everything. Fuck.
>you're in your mid-30s playing fucking video games and beating your meat with no heirs. who exactly are you to judge
I'm 25, but at least I didn't knock up some obeast that I'm gonna have to wageslave for the rest of my life because of, even though she's going to divorce me a single digit number of years from now lmao
>she's going to divorce me a single digit number of years from now lmao
You mean a heart attack? lmao
Its threads like these that make me feel better. My life could be so much worse
have a nice day. You can't breed.
How do you let your life get this bad tbh
Is she at least a cute piggy like that pic?
Of course. Who wants a girl thats ugly AND heavy?
this guy's buggin. She's hot.
Get a raise so you have the money to escape abroad
/spoiler/ go out for a cigarette
You are all fucking idiot. I wanted a fat gf until I got one. I really like cooking stuff and she refuses to even try any of it. All she wants to eat is fast food and dominos and shit like that its hell. Gimme a chubby gf that wants to improov with me not a fat one who doesn't care about getting better.
Lol you fell for the fat girlfriend meme. Modern fat bitches can't fucking cook, dude, that was the last generation!
just make sure she doesnt have an ego
its insane that whales will even be stuck up these days. keep her humble and as long as she's good with kids you should be fine
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you are fucked. you will spend the rest of your humiliating life being poor and tethered to an ageing fatass. after she has the first kid, all her fat will be in the wrong places instead of the right places. sorry bro.
making 20 dollars an hour you cant even afford to feed an obese bitch but you think you can afford marriage
The worst part is that op probably won't be able to make her lose weight. Women hate being told to lose weight and instinctively rebel against such suggestions, they literally try to get dudes fucking cancelled in hollywood who tell them they are fat chunkers and need to lose the gut, it's pretty bad. The only force on earth that can make a woman willingly lose weight, is if she gets dumped by a chad. She will literally suffer for him. She will suffer while pretending that she's over him and that she's really doing it to get revenge over him, to show him what a colossal mistake he made in dumping her, and when he then sees her newly skinny hot tight ass, then he'll get all cute and shit again and she'll be all like "no! I can't take him back! I mean, HE was the one who dumped ME, for god's sakes! I must be strong!" and then she'll lose her fucking spaghetti and instantly take him back anyways and she'll be all smoochy smoochy and shit. So, ask yourself, op, are you this kind of man? Are you the kind of man who could compel a woman to lose weight of her own accord?
I knew this fit Asian tomboy in high school (that was over a decade ago...) and I have this recurring fantasy about imagining turning her into a lazy obese gamer, the complete opposite of her former self. I guess its better for both of us that I haven't spoken to her in years.
>waggie
hahahahahaha
Miscarriage hopefully
You are in for a life of hell
your life is fucking over most likely