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>knocked up a fat girl at 25 >make $20 an hour What am I in for robots? Planning on marriage if I can afford it.

>knocked up a fat girl at 25
>make $20 an hour
What am I in for robots? Planning on marriage if I can afford it.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat BEFORE marriage
    She will never be a healthy weight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She will never be a healthy weight
      good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Fucking based anon, here-here!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you wouldnt believe the things ive done to make and keep girls fat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            Same. I swear I've managed to stop multiple girls from losing weight. Hearing about a fat girl losing weight actually makes me feel physically queasy so I do my best to stop that from happening

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah man i dont think you understand the sort of stuff i mean.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sticking your dick in a fat ogre
                ngmi, enjoy having fat kids that get bullied at school

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no i take thin girls and turn them into fat ogres.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell us anon, how do you turn them fat? Greentext time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shit i did with an ex
                >extra sugar in ALL drinks, up the 'dosage' slowly enough over time and they wont notice, i got up to adding 125g (500 kcals) to her '0 kcal' flavored water.
                >small amounts of salt in tap water to slowly turn her off it, its impossible to secretly add extra calories to that shit so it had to go.
                >cooking oil is 135 kcals per tablespoon and you can add it to a lot of stuff if done in small enough amounts, mash potatoes will hold a surprising amount.
                >all the usual make sure she had snacks and drinks available at all times shit, they are less likely to notice how much they are eating if the graze as opposed to stuffing themselves.
                >added small amounts of cream to her milk, every calorie counts.
                >tried to hide the fact she was gaining weight as much as possible to avoid any backlash, adjusted scale to make it seem she had in fact lost weight, where possible bought her exact same clothes in larger sizes then swapped the labels so she didnt even notice she was outgrowing things.
                >swapped her daily antihistamine for a more powerful one that caused weight gain. swapped her daily multivitamin for prednisone (steroid tablets that cause mad weight gain, dangerous as fuck though do not recommend)
                >when she finally started successfully losing weight i added in some over the counter motion sickness pills that cause serious drowsiness, convinced her it was because she wasn't eating enough.

                yeah im a terrible person and if a hell exists im going there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Holy fucking shit that's based. How much did she gain?
                >if a hell exists I'm going there
                Maybe so. But it will have been so, so worth it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She went from about 125lbs when we met to about 290lbs over the course of 5 years.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                She more than doubled her weight. Well done anon, that is incredibly impressive. And sexy. Be proud of it. You are amongst the gods of architecture.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it better or worse I told my girlfriend she looks fine even though she has prematurely greying hair and few wrinkles before she should so she wouldnt try to look her age?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                grey hair is fucking hot dude you're so fucking lucky

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She started getting premature crows feet and grey hair and let me make the choice of her dying it and getting Botox or not. I like older looking gals so I said she would probably look hot with it so she just said I dont care either way, if youre happy with it then I shouldnt waste money on it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You had the opportunity to make a trophy wife and you didnt. Horrible choice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are one sick pussy, but I do admire your style.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf why did I write pussy?? I meant to write puppy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ex
                Let me guess, she died of a heart attack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        I can feel the testosterone radiating from this post

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't you use protection though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just stopped giving a fuck. Had a ton of fuckups in life between 18 and now, introspected, and concluded that I'm not some savant sperg destined for greatness and couldn't lie to myself anymore. If a subhuman like me can get a gf that actually loves you , cooks and fucks why not lock her down?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Idk anon, but if she looks anything like that you're in for a good time and one lucky fucker. I just want a fat gf, I don't like skinny girls.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I get a fat girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your local mcdonalds or kfc.

      >knocked up a fat girl at 25
      >make $20 an hour
      What am I in for robots? Planning on marriage if I can afford it.

      Run, move country/state if you have to. It is suffering long-term. Short-term you will believe

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      Idk anon, but if she looks anything like that you're in for a good time and one lucky fucker. I just want a fat gf, I don't like skinny girls.

      .

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally walk outside. its all landwhales

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Mississippi.

      For real though. I was absolutely head over heels in love with a fat chick I dated for a couple years while I was in college there. Pic related. But I'm a fucking scumbag who couldn't stop paypigging/simping on a couple onlyfans girls no matter how many times she asked me to. She left me over a year ago. I miss her so much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude youre such a fucking homosexual what is wrong with you?
        Youre not a real person youre an ai.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pregnant fat chick

    Sounds hot af. Too bad you ruined your life anon.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she fat fat or fat but kinda hot fat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      The second one.

      How do you let your life get this bad tbh

      I'm living like men have lived for thousands of years and still do in other less feminized countries doing honest labor to provide for their woman and children.

      you're in your mid-30s playing fucking video games and beating your meat with no heirs. who exactly are you to judge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so you're happy with this situation? enjoy your fat girl then and enjoy your new family

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just anxious about the situation. I have zero street smarts or wisdom .

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That image is literally me. Fuck. Fuck everything. Fuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you're in your mid-30s playing fucking video games and beating your meat with no heirs. who exactly are you to judge

        I'm 25, but at least I didn't knock up some obeast that I'm gonna have to wageslave for the rest of my life because of, even though she's going to divorce me a single digit number of years from now lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she's going to divorce me a single digit number of years from now lmao
          You mean a heart attack? lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its threads like these that make me feel better. My life could be so much worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day. You can't breed.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you let your life get this bad tbh

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she at least a cute piggy like that pic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. Who wants a girl thats ugly AND heavy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this guy's buggin. She's hot.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a raise so you have the money to escape abroad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /spoiler/ go out for a cigarette

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are all fucking idiot. I wanted a fat gf until I got one. I really like cooking stuff and she refuses to even try any of it. All she wants to eat is fast food and dominos and shit like that its hell. Gimme a chubby gf that wants to improov with me not a fat one who doesn't care about getting better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you fell for the fat girlfriend meme. Modern fat bitches can't fucking cook, dude, that was the last generation!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just make sure she doesnt have an ego
    its insane that whales will even be stuck up these days. keep her humble and as long as she's good with kids you should be fine

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    you are fucked. you will spend the rest of your humiliating life being poor and tethered to an ageing fatass. after she has the first kid, all her fat will be in the wrong places instead of the right places. sorry bro.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making 20 dollars an hour you cant even afford to feed an obese bitch but you think you can afford marriage

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that op probably won't be able to make her lose weight. Women hate being told to lose weight and instinctively rebel against such suggestions, they literally try to get dudes fucking cancelled in hollywood who tell them they are fat chunkers and need to lose the gut, it's pretty bad. The only force on earth that can make a woman willingly lose weight, is if she gets dumped by a chad. She will literally suffer for him. She will suffer while pretending that she's over him and that she's really doing it to get revenge over him, to show him what a colossal mistake he made in dumping her, and when he then sees her newly skinny hot tight ass, then he'll get all cute and shit again and she'll be all like "no! I can't take him back! I mean, HE was the one who dumped ME, for god's sakes! I must be strong!" and then she'll lose her fucking spaghetti and instantly take him back anyways and she'll be all smoochy smoochy and shit. So, ask yourself, op, are you this kind of man? Are you the kind of man who could compel a woman to lose weight of her own accord?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew this fit Asian tomboy in high school (that was over a decade ago...) and I have this recurring fantasy about imagining turning her into a lazy obese gamer, the complete opposite of her former self. I guess its better for both of us that I haven't spoken to her in years.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >waggie
    hahahahahaha

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miscarriage hopefully

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are in for a life of hell

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your life is fucking over most likely

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