Kneel before your king

Kneel before your king

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you're supposed to sit in front of a piano.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah, the piano.
    the second choice instrument for those who can't play a difficult one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see a video of you playing Scarbo, Timmy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great cope. Let me guess, you think bowing 4 strings and playing the same 5 pieces of music from 5 centuries ago because you can't compose anything of your own is the pinnacle of musicianship?

        seething pianolets detected.
        tell me what your first choice instrument was before giving up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ondes Martenot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great cope. Let me guess, you think bowing 4 strings and playing the same 5 pieces of music from 5 centuries ago because you can't compose anything of your own is the pinnacle of musicianship?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great cope. Let me guess, you think bowing 4 strings and playing the same 5 pieces of music from 5 centuries ago because you can't compose anything of your own is the pinnacle of musicianship?

      "Easier" instrument = more complex music at the higher level. And none of you are musicians, piano is required learning if you play any real music. It doesn't matter what your main instrument is. And don't respond to me unless you can play the coda from Chopin's Ballade.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the coda from Chopin's Ballade
        I'm pretty sure Chopin wrote a couple ballades... don't tell me you think the one in G major is the only one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Not g minor

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's just some retarded rousseau fan. he didn't even touch the piano once in his pathetic life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The most famous one, obviously

          that's just some retarded rousseau fan. he didn't even touch the piano once in his pathetic life.

          Knowing who that is without having to google it makes you humongous homosexual by default

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man why all this hostility, can't we just share beautiful music with one another

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not an organ though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason they're called "keys" players

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I get your meaning, an organ player canneasily play the piano, the opposite definitely isn't true.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went from trumpet -> piano

    I KNEEL.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *clarinet and trumpet have entered the thread*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *oboe has joined the chat*

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, oh gosh how can I be so careless? I meant to post this picture

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoops I mean to post a real guitar, not that electronic abomination

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively inferior to a guitar. A piano action physically disconnects the hammers from the keys, to the only control over expression is how hard you hit them. If you must play a keyboard instrument, at least pick something with polyphonic aftertouch, such as a clavichord or a Yahama CS-80.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look, it's the uninitiated opinion of pure cope again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >equal temperament, no high harmonics, the actual low amount of harmonics that are present are off from the true harmonic series
      >limited polyphony
      Both piano and guitar got mogged hard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4 strings
        >A fucking bow
        Why play violin when I could have 88 violins with an infinity bow

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >limited to one timbre, even that one is out of tune with itself and with the harmonic series
          >can’t play unisons & transpositions on different strings for different effect
          >can’t change the tuning of an individual note for effect
          Kek, why bother? Piano is basically a monophonic pleb box.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A choose 2 of the following 3 instrument
            >Bass chords melody
            >Cant emulate an entire symphony orchestra
            >Stuck satisfying with double stop melodic accompaniment
            >Literally can't do anything but scratch with reverb

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No instrument can be more grating.
    No instrument can be more beautiful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this demonic shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a vagina.
        Someday, you'll see one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That looks disgusting and scary
          How do people put their mouth in there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pussy isn't a musical instrument anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you never heard a woman queef obviously

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ahem…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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