>kiss the holy relic, Anon
Why do Catholics worship corpses? And if they're so holy and christcucks respect the body after death, why do they chop up their saints in a million pieces and spread them to different churches around the world?
>kiss the holy relic, Anon
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orthos are true corpse kissers.
Anyway go predict the rapture jimbob. I'm sure the 2 86 year old parishoners at the east arkensaw reformed illumination pentecosto-baptist evangelico charismatic church of new oakdale (fresh off another schism over whether the KJV is the same bible Jesus christ read from or not (whole bible)) need to hear it.
It's rather comedic that despite purity spiraling over inane shit since the religion's inception, every single fucking sect and branch of Christianity that pops up has some extremely retarded thing they won't give up on.
>orthos are true corpse kissers.
Bro. I was on a tour of a Ukrainian monastery filled with incorrupt mummified monks and our tour guild was fucking kissing all of them. Hope that place survives the war though.
>jimbob
Where does this come from?
Botpost
I had a dream about God last night, it's coming, two more weeks.
You dreamt about me?
>why do they
"Do"? You're implying they still do it? They don't. There's the answer your question.
/thread
They do do it though. They even line up to do it.
They "line up" to cut Saints into a million pieces? Yeah no they don't. Nobody is cutting anybody up. Next thread.
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CUM GENIUS
Why do you jerk off to little girl feet and pretend to be a white Spaniard you fucking piece of mexcrement from Monterrey?
One case is astonishing, that of St Cuthbert of Lindisfarne who died in 687 AD.
The monks took his body after Vikings ransacked the monastery, and eventually brought it to Durham, where it was re-interred in a shrine behind the high altar.
In 1538 King Henry VIII despoiled nearly all the saints’ shrines in England. When the Commissioners came to Durham they stripped the gold and israeliteels off Cuthbert’s shrine, climbed up to open the coffin.
“Throw the bones down,” ordered the chief commissioner. “We can’t,” answered his workmen. “He looks like he is asleep.”
After 850 years St Cuthbert was miraculously incorrupt. They laid the body out in the sacristy and sent word to the King, asking what to do with it. Eventually it was reburied under the floor of the cathedral.
I mention this because it is evidence from those hostile to the cult of the saints, engaged in ransacking a tomb.
>muh incorrupt bodies
Show us, corpse kisser.
Cuthburt’s corpse also ended up being king of Northumbria for a time.
>I mention this because it is evidence from those hostile to the cult of the saints
it's just a story, it's not evidence.
In the Old Testament we are told the the bones of the Prophet Elisha brought a corpse back to life. Elisha also used Elijah’s cloak to strike the Jordan River to split it in half to cross it.
In the New Testament in the Gospel of Mark a woman is healed from the plague by merely touching Jesus’ clothing.
If you ever read the Protestants arguments against these passages in the Bible and their relationship to relics it comes off as pure cope.
No protestant denies that it's possible relics could heal people (if God wants this who am I to complain). But the simple fact is that many relics are frauds. Even in the Decamerone, a medieval Italian work, there are stories about monks pretending parrot feathers are the feathers of Michael. The story itself might be fiction, but it represents real attitudes. People like Erasmus also pointed out contradictory claims, with multiple churches for instance claiming to have the head of a certain saint.
At one point, there were thirty nails being claimed as being used in Jesus crucifixion.
Gavin Ortlund also has an interesting video on this
Idk bro, the veneration of saints and the corpse relics seem pretty fucking based to me. I bet you spend your days fedora tipping on reddit worshipping richard dawkins instead.
Orthodox do it too
So the original Christian churches with apostolic succession and the protagonists of Christian history since it's inception (Catholic and Orthodox) do it, but it shocks protestants (literally a made up religion with no direct ties to Christ or the apostles except for the authority they had before they split from the Catholic church) so it's bad? Really makes you think.
don't remember where the apostles kissed mummies, in fact Jesus called bones unclean and disgusting
> (literally a made up religion with no direct ties to Christ or the apostles
You may have heard about this thing called the New Testament. What's wrong with just reading the works of the apostles if we want to follow the apostles? Especially where there are instances we can clearly demonstrate that later Christianity was teaching things unknown to or even opposed by earlier Christians (the assumption of Mary comes to mind)
Many Judaists don't let people who touched a corpse visit the Temple Mount.
There used to be some sort of remedy for this in their law that has since been destroyed.
Interestingly the Roman Catholics in the US don't do this much.
Except for maybe a bone in an altar, they more or less conform to not alarm Protestants.
Mental illness, mass hysteria, indoctrination.....
catholic church is the synagogue of satan, orthodox church has been ruled by khazarians since the reign of Theodora meaning it isn't christianity.
How does being Khazarian disqualify somebody from being Christian?
cryptoisraelitery.
Many of the first Christians were israelites.
Nice try.
That’s the Spider-Man hand pose not the Sign of the Horns you imbecile. The horns require you to tuck your thumb in, usually on top of your middle & ring fingers.
its not worship prottie