Just got fired. Give me your favorite thing to make/eat for under $2 pls

Just got fired. Give me your favorite thing to make/eat for under $2 pls

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microwaved potatoes with butter and salt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can survive on potatoes, butter and salt. It has literally everything your body needs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based spud knower

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          i not positive if butter has molybdenum but i know milk does. Or you could just eat some legumes once or twice a week and you'd be healthy as a ox

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't. What the fuck are you talking about.
        You can survive for a period of time, but you will looke like an african child because you won't get any protein.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone's semen and the great part is he might pay you 5 dollars to do it if you wear a dress

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tyrone doesn’t want anyone taller than him, life sucks
      : (

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mutts law

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beans rice n oil lurk more next time

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap can of chunk light tuna and Ramen. Hope you find employment again soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cheap
      >can of chunk light tuna
      pick one

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    buy a big bag of tasty nip rice
    a store brand dollar bag of flour
    salt
    peppa
    butter
    whatever scraps of meat you can find at the absolute cheapest, use it to make gravy- usually whole chickens are cheapest per pound which is great because you can roast it on a wire rack in a sheet pan then collect all the delicious chicken fat
    if you can't find any meat, just butter and flour and chicken stock is good enough
    pic related is my favorite rice and it's dirt cheap

    if you have a japanese rice cooker it's even easier because you can just cook a big pot every morning and eat it throughout the day, it stays perfect for like 30 hours
    allegedly there's 108 servings in that 10 pound bag, but let's half that because it's unreasonable
    that's 2 or 3 weeks worth of rice for ten dollars if you eat it for every single meal

    cans of beans are also good
    red beans and rice is fucking great:
    ham hock (if you live near a butcher it should be cheap as fuck but rural grocery stores usually mark the price way up)
    sausage on sale
    2 cans of red kidney beans
    bell pepper
    celery
    onion
    worcestershire sauce
    other various seasonings
    andouille is best but you could use kielbasa if it's significantly cheaper

    potatoes are also very cheap calorie/dollar
    store brand butter and sour cream is very cheap usually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >nishiki is $10 for 5kg in the states
      fuck, i paid $30 for a bag here in aus

      these are largely good suggestions (can you really get andouille for cheap in the states?)
      if you're buying whole chickens, keep the carcass once you've broken it down.
      chicken carcass + water will give you a palatable chicken stock, out of something you might otherwise throw away. chicken stock + 1 cup of rice will give you congee, which will last for 3-4 meals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >here in aus
        I feel your pain. Food is going to become more expensive and next they'll hike up water so nobody can grow their own.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's so expensive.
          >eats twelve $1 avocados a day
          Just can't afford to eat anymore.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know brah
            >eats twelve $14 scotch fillets a week

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Chips n gravy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > British "food"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no curds
      what’s the point

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ramen noodles with a hardboiled egg

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to forage to get fruits that cost $0

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you get fired

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Company's a nepotistic shitshow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can sue them for nepotism. But why? sid they just lay off a bunch of people nd kept the family members?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The manager kept the submanager he's cheating on his wife with, and keeping her best friend, but basically in my country's law (Ireland), they basically just said I failed my probation. I wanted to quit anyway. Could always go and bartens somewhere most likely.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you get unemployment insurance there?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Looking into options. British citizen, so same rights as an Irish citizen, but I spent 3 years working in Norway until October 2021 so idk if I've made enough social security payments yet. Think it takes a year. Like I say tbh I'll be fine since I can always bartend if I really need money.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man I just want to kiss you and hold you to make you feel better. You sound like a kind person.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The manager kept the submanager he's cheating on his wife with,
            It would be a shame if his wife found out........

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dubs and OP does this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dubs confirms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For pride month, people from the lgbtq community could come to our branch to have their shoes cleaned for free. These two gay guys complained to the store manager that I didn't clean theirs properly on purpose and basically got me fired.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I somehow get the feeling that was your intention. Still though that’s pretty shitty to be fired for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >For pride month, people from the lgbtq community could come to our branch to have their shoes cleaned for free. These two gay guys complained to the store manager that I didn't clean theirs properly on purpose and basically got me fired.
        that's the gayest fucking thing i have ever heard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        https://i.imgur.com/0DPkx3V.png

        Just got fired. Give me your favorite thing to make/eat for under $2 pls

        >polfag has an incredibly detailed sex fantasy about getting publicly findommed by a gay couple
        >makes a cooking advice thread to set it up
        What an elaborate and interesting larp

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We know, we’re just humoring him to keep the thread alive

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tbh I did a double take when I got to

            For pride month, people from the lgbtq community could come to our branch to have their shoes cleaned for free. These two gay guys complained to the store manager that I didn't clean theirs properly on purpose and basically got me fired.

            because my home board is lgbt which is almost entirely larp threads of this nature

            anyway, bump

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Op is very likely a frequent poster there. It’s still somehow a really weird thing to be fired for unless of course it didn’t happen and his ass got fired for stealing and being lazy and now he needs cheap food advice.

              I’m thinking that’s more likely.

              Bumpola

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat deer

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to poorfag living
    deenz beanz and rice
    potatoes and green beanz
    don't forget oranges or spinach or other vitamin c stuff

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rice with a fried egg. Or egg with a slice of cheese, mayo, mustard, and bread. Then ramen with you guessed it: eggs. Make sure you get some fruit and veg to go with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gonna be real constipated on this diet.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fried dicks with some soy on the side.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ramen unironically with eggs. 9 dollars for 60 eggs here and a pack of ramen is 30 cents.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a n-word brain so you’ll starve to death wagie

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bread with melted butter

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >case of ramen, your choice,
    >powdered bouillon, see above
    >hot dogs, cheapest
    >fresh herbs from the garden, like free, right?
    Boil 2 packs of ramen with 2-3 hot dogs, chop up the dogs and serve in/over ramen
    Add the bouillon/herbs while cooking for extra flavor

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to do this when poor
    1)boil instant noodles in a pot (cheap kind)
    2) when they're done after a few minutes, add in like 1 to 1 1/2 cups of coleslaw (dirt cheap)
    3) add in some extra spice if you can spare like a hot sauce or something
    noodles are like 30 cents a pack and the 'slaw comes out to like 25 cents a portion. about ~450-500 calories for less than a buck.
    not the healthiest but not the worst. Only boil the coleslaw for about ~30 seconds, you don't want to boil the nutrition out

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Communion Wafers and Wine. Free at your local Catholic Church every Sunday.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Your neighbour's cats are edible and free (if you can catch them). You can stir fry their meat with any veggies or appropriate sauce you may have in your cupboard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Your neighbour's cats are edible and free

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chole Bhature

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $2 per meal or per day? You could try donating plasma if you get hard up if it still be worth it to get to the clinic & back or try gig work. Everything I am suggesting is from an American perspective so not sure it will help entirely.

    Cheap pasta that is on sale, usually $1-$1.50 a box, premade pasta sauce $1.5-$2.50, 1lb of cheap meat/chicken $2-$2.50, plenty of salt. Should be able to split the pasta (12oz/2, 16oz/3) to make it several times. I just made it & it fed me well for the day (honestly ate too much), about $0.45 in barilla pasta, $2 in store brand sauce, and $2.27lb 80% ground beef.

    Several russet potatoes, salt & pepper, 2lb fatty ground beef, a couple of onions. Skin potatoes, chunk them + an onion or 2, brown ground beef not draining the fat, throw it all in a crock pot with a lot of salt & pepper, add water until you can start to see it, cook on low for like 6 or 8 hours.

    Bell peppers and onions are cheap, cut them up, fry them with some meat/chicken, toss in a sauce of your choice and serve over rice.

    Potatoes, onions, bell peppers (or just buy potatoes o'brien), like 4 or 5 eggs, some salsa & shredded cheese. You can eat it is as is or put in tortillas for breakfast burritos.

    Ground beef, can refried beans, shredded cheese, salsa to make cheap beef, bean & cheese burritos. Could throw in potatoes, onions, bell peppers if you wanted.

    Big bag of salad, can of store brand black beans, shredded cheese, ranch dressing (prefer southwest), hard boiled egg, maybe some cheap deli meat or chicken sliced in.

    Can of mixed veggies, rice, eggs, soy sauce, ground beef, sweet & sour or teriyaki sauce to make beef fried rice.

    Cereal + milk
    Instant Oatmeal
    Pancake/waffle mix (or make your own), syrup & butter

    Green beans or corn + mashed potatoes as sides with grilled chicken

    can tuna + mayo or miracle whip with lemon pepper seasoning, in a sandwich on cheap bread or mixed with warm rice

    rice a roni & chicken/beef

    helper meals

    mac & cheese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add popcorn and pizza tend to be cheap but I would suggest trying out store brands, shopping deals like weekly specials, clearance section, and coupons.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rice and beans man and beans from scratch - you're unemployed now so you can't say you don't have time. You can add cheese and meat on days where you are feeling wealthy.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you live in Europe this trick always work : you stop eating any kind of food, start laying down in the street in a crowed place, shit and piss on yourself until some social worker notices you and bring you to a psychologist. You keep acting retarded until they put a name on your 'disability'. Then you can act normal again and send the paperwork to the neetbux office.
    Congrats, you don't have to work for the rest of your life.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cook some lentils or beans in a frying pan, then crack some eggs in there, better to leave the yolk runny till the end but if it just scrambles whatever. can add anything else for flavour or nutrients or just s&p, most sauces work on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What beans?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mcchicken

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    join the military, they feed you for free.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own bread and dip in it canned corn soup

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