Just got called broke by a pair of girls for wearing Essentials. What the fuck? Are 100 dollar hoodies broke now?!

Just got called broke by a pair of girls for wearing Essentials

What the heck? Are 100 dollar hoodies broke now?! What next, you need to wear givenchy when getting groceries?!

48 thoughts on “Just got called broke by a pair of girls for wearing Essentials. What the fuck? Are 100 dollar hoodies broke now?!

  1. Anonymous says:

    >What the heck? Are 100 dollar hoodies broke now?
    Yes? 100 dollars are worth like 4 big macs nowadays, you can give thanks to trumpflation for that

    • Anonymous says:

      you’re right, but please refrain yourself from talking bad about trump in the future. this is a conservative safe space. you’re starting to talk like a liberal

  2. Anonymous says:

    it’s called a shit test. They literally can’t help it (bcuz they’re cluster b disordered). Just ignore catty women they’re soulless miserable flesh golems who have nothing going on in their lives that isn’t substance abuse or cock

    • Anonymous says:

      Contrary to what the ugly PUA spergs believe, not every insult in public is a hecking "shit test." Sometimes girls are just gratuitously mean.

          • Anonymous says:

            >is scared of women
            >uses the term "spergvirgen"

            Ngmi

            Try not taking women seriously for a couple of months and see how much more pussy you get. You’re welcome.

          • Anonymous says:

            >true to a degree, because if you were completely repulsive they wouldn’t interact with you at all
            You guys have zero clue. Zero whatsoever. I’ve literally sat and watched female work colleagues killing time by making fun of dudes they considered hideous on dating apps. They event sent a few fat chumps to restaurants to find nobody there. Probably girls insult you and you’re coping by telling yourselves they’re attracted to you.

          • Anonymous says:

            My female coworkers spent 30 minutes calling their boss fat and ugly after they found out his new gf was 25 years old – and they both slept with him

      • Anonymous says:

        don’t do that to the puacels
        they spent $997 on their “indicators of interest” and “passing shit tests” course, man
        didn’t you see those videos with the hired e-models?
        totes legit

  3. Anonymous says:

    >american women
    you could show them a 2000 dollar android phone and you’ll still be a poor heck to them for not having an iPhone. either you play along and let them step on you or tell them to heck off.

  4. Anonymous says:

    The real question is why are they so hecking big?
    I am a 180cm tall fat obese heck and ordered a sweatshirt in L and the thing is gigantic, it’s just hanging on me, I have to constantly adjust the sleeves and the bottom cuff. I should have just returned it

    • Anonymous says:

      >buying essentials
      >ever
      nigga coulda just bought a Champion reverse-weave or even a Hanes Ecosmart and looked like less of a zoomer toolbag

  5. Anonymous says:

    if you wear a hoody in public you are a subhuman, probably not even white
    so yes, in fact the whores were in the right here

  6. Anonymous says:

    this is always going to happen when you hang out with people who think fashion is about the brand and not the look
    and the look is dogshit for broke niggas and drug dealers so yeah you need to stop wearing Essentials

  7. Anonymous says:

    >they finally resolved the stupid distributor issue, so we europeans can finally buy them without the resale tax
    >they suddenly become lame

  8. Anonymous says:

    Because essentials is for people who want to show the label off
    But it’s not even expensive so it ends up as a shitty larp
    That’s why they called you broke, because you’re attempting to flex wealth with your "$100 hoodie" (any hoodie that isn’t from walmart costs $100 these days) like a brokegay thinking he’s rich for wearing air jordans

    • Anonymous says:

      What if I like the way they look? Am I supposed to just buy the 1000 dollar version where half the letters were changed and the cotton was eco-friendly or some shit?
      There are still no other brands that managed to copy their fit right

      >buying essentials
      >ever
      nigga coulda just bought a Champion reverse-weave or even a Hanes Ecosmart and looked like less of a zoomer toolbag

      Stop dressing like a dad

      • Anonymous says:

        you’re supposed to buy the $10 walmart hoodie with the same look and no branding so you still look poor but at least you’re not poor AND a poser

        • Anonymous says:

          1.) I am a millenial
          2.)I inherited a flat from my grandparents and my fatgwr owns three that he rents out so this wont be an issue
          3.) Saving 50 bucks per hoodie twice a year wont buy you a house

          • Anonymous says:

            dressing like a teenager well into your mid-30s is cringe but considering you bought an Essentials hoodie over the age of 22 that seems like it was self-explainatory

  9. Anonymous says:

    Depends where it happened

    If it was at a party you 100% deserved it. Imagine trying to get pussy in essentials lmao. Bet you had hecking air forces on too

  10. Anonymous says:

    >for wearing Essentials
    brand for hypebeast who think overpriced basics from pacsun are peak luxury and flaunt like theyre floating above everyone else – glad those roasties gave you a reality check

    • Anonymous says:

      Less of a price thing, it depends on the model. Some have a huge text on the front. Some have the text on the back. Some have the black fog rectangle and also text. Some only have a black rectangle on the back (pic rel for instance). The latter is probably the most subtle you can be with the branding

      Speaking of, I am pretty sure the black rectangle used to be a mainline fear of god thing and essentials just had the essentials text. I’d be pretty pissed if I was one of the ten people in the world that wears regular over essentials, and suddenly my 700 dollar hoodie looks $70

    • Anonymous says:

      Also I heard people complaining that the letters fall off if you tumble dry them too much, so you can prolly just take them off

  11. Anonymous says:

    >wear the bare minimum when trying to "flex" like a gay
    >get called broke
    You’re the equivalent of a ricer honda with a loud exhaust trying to fit in with the car enthusiasts. It’s less embarrassing for you if you just dressed normal and you probably wouldn’t have been insulted like a baby

  12. Anonymous says:

    I have never heard of "essentials" but they must have some amazing marketing to make people seethe like this

    t. boomer in carhartt

  13. Anonymous says:

    well Anon, you’re literally a billboard for buying clothes from a marketing company
    that’s the definition of broke
    even more, you’re stupid for paying for it

  14. Anonymous says:

    >caring what women think
    They’re the biggest consumers on the planet. They think anyone who doesn’t buy everything overpriced is poor.
    >ugh is that not the latest $1000+ phone
    >ugh what do you mean there’s nothing wrong with your car, it’s literally 10 years old
    >ugh is that cheaper [brand] and not expensive [brand]
    And so on…

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